Naruto sighed and rubbed his baby boy's head in a smooth pattern. The 7-year-old had been munching on some pineapples and grapes for his snack time while his mother read to him ninja stories.

His first and only son, Menma he calls him, has a striking resemblance to his mother in a way. Almost a dark version of him. He took after his father as well, just not as much. He remembered how bummed out he felt when Menma came out with a mop of raven hair instead of blond. Maybe the second one….

Menma placed his big chunk of yellow fruit down and stared up at his mama as Naruto finished the last story he was going to tell him before his bedtime story.

"Hey, mama?" His sweet little boy said suddenly, knocking Naruto out of his happy gaze. "You and papa were shinobi too, right?"

"That's correct, Menma. I'm happy you remembered" Naruto replied.

"Can you tell me about it?" He asked suddenly and Naruto looked down at him with a look of surprise.

"Well, me and papa weren't exactly good shinobi…"

"But I still wanna know" if Menma's father were here, he'd say 'stubborn little brat'.

Naruto chuckled and picked up the plate of unfinished fruit and placed it into their kitchen. "Come on, it's time for bed. I'll tell you the story tomorrow for storytime" Menma pouted but then nodded as he followed his mother into his bedroom.

…

Naruto hummed as he finished washing the rest of the dishes in the sink. It would only be a matter of time before his husband would be back and he wanted some alone time with him. No dirty dishes will get in the way of that.

He turned off the water happily and bounced to his shared room with his husband. He quickly took off his apron and street clothes and put on some shorts and a t-shirt (both having his husband's clan symbol on them).

He trailed into the living room with a bottle of red wine in hand. Oh yes, tonight would be lovely.

He heard the soft click of the front door opening and he rushed to the door to greet his husband.

Sasuke, as stoic as he is, was what you could say 'surprised'. He was tackled and he almost hit his head on the front door due to the force of Naruto throwing himself on him. "Dobe" Sasuke rolled his eyes and kissed Naruto as he was so desperately asking for it. "What's with the sudden excitement?"

"Are you kidding me, you bastard? You've been gone for a month!" Naruto grumbled and pulled the two up to their feet.

"A month isn't that long" Sasuke replied as he walked into the kitchen to place all his gear into a bag- as he always did whenever he got back- and he trailed into the kitchen searching for food.

"To you, Menma missed you sick you know!" Naruto yelled back.

"Is he sleeping?" A stupid question, he knows. Of course his son would be sleeping at this time of night. If he wasn't he would have taken the time to scold Naruto again.

Naruto nodded "I made curry earlier...it's a bit cold but you can warm it up" Naruto called as he disappeared further into the living room. Sasuke replied with a 'hn' and spotted the curry Naruto mentioned. He noted that there were tomatoes on the side- something he and his son loved- and he mentally smiled.

…

After Sasuke had finished eating, He went upstairs to his son's room. It was decorated almost entirely in blue with multiple tiny little Uchiha symbols across the walls (and door). A few toys were scattered around, courtesy of their son being as messy as his mother, along with some play kunai knives and shuriken.

Sasuke spotted what he came for and a small smile appeared on his face. His baby boy, his pride and joy (aside from Naruto), and the Uchiha clan's next heir.

He walked over to his son and watched as his slumber caused some small sno0res to come out of his mouth and his chest to rise and fall in a steady movement. He pushed his raven hair out of his face. Menma's face scrunched up a bit and his eyelids opened to show navy blue eyes. It was crazy when Sasuke realized his son didn't have the onyx eyes all Uchiha's inherited. But he was still happy to find his son might not inherit the sharingan.

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"N-Naruto?!" Sasuke almost threw up at how stupid he was. They had the same voice..the hostility against him. He frowned and wiped his tears. "I'm sorry dobe.." 'Please don't die on me'

"Come on Sasuke, we need to leave. Our time in the Akatsuki is done."

"Done? You killed him! You fucktards killed him! He's dead because of you. How could you do this, Itachi? You're a manipulative bastard, I'm sure you knew how I felt about Men-Naruto!"

"That is why I locked you in-"

"Shut up! I hate you!" Sasuke stood up and ran towards Itachi, pulling out his Kitana. He knew even someone as quick and powerful as Itachi could never block his fast movements. He tore it out of its placement and thrusted it right into Itachi's heart. His sharingan spinning wildly and fast. Itachi's eyes widened as he looked into his little brother's eyes. He had never seen this form of sharingan before.

"S-Sasuke" a pool of blood dripped from his mouth onto Sasuke's shoulder. All he could do was close his eyes in silence. He knew this was coming, Sasuke fulfilling his vengeance and killing him wasn't any surprise to him. "He….is not d-dead" Those were Itachi's very last words before his soul faded into the afterlife.

"What? Itachi? What do you mean- damnit! Itachi!"

..

"Papa?" Sasuke jolted out of his daydreaming and looked into the sleepy eyes of his son.

"You're awake" He finally said after a long time of staring.

"I-I felt a presence" he almost smiled at that. Good to know his son was paying attention through all those chakra lessons. another's signature. "Are you ok papa? You were staring for a long time"

"I was just thinking about something, Menma. Nevermind that. How was your day?"

"Well I and Mama went into the forest to find some mushrooms and I got yelled at for sneaking one of the tomatoes out of the garden. It was only one! I swear, hmph!" The kid pouted and rubbed his tired eyes. Sasuke smirked at that.

"He didn't even let you have it, did he? What a dobe" They both loved teasing Naruto whenever they could, though it ended up with Sasuke getting a knot on his head and Menma losing playtime for the rest of the day.

After a long time of chatting with his son, which felt like hours, he finally kissed him goodnight and tucked him back into bed. He shut the door and walked downstairs only to find his blond fox on the couch, dangling black fluffy handcuffs around and casting that mischievous look on his face. That same face let Sasuke know they were going to use up a lot of condoms tonight.

"Hn. Dobe" even after the obvious non-bite having insult, he still took it upon himself to climb on top of Naruto. "What's the special occasion?"

"I don't really have one. I just missed you. But I really missed you being inside of me every night, Sasuke"

"Mmm you and that dirty mouth of yours will get you in a bunch of trouble dobe"

"How about you punish me then?"

…

"Hey menma, do you wanna pick up some flowers for the house?" Naruto plucked a pretty orange flower from the earth and showed his son, in encouragement.

"Hn, flowers are girly." Naruto sweat-dropped. If Menma didn't have many of Sasuke's looks then he most definitely had his attitude, along with that stupid 'Hn' thing Uchiha's seemed to inherit.

Said father was trailing behind the two, on the lookout for any anbu or ninjas. "They are not! Flowers are a nice thing to have around" Naruto continued.

"Girly" Menma pointed his nose high and Naruto sighed.

Menma suddenly stopped and looked up at his mom which caused said mother to raise his eyebrow in confusion. "Dobe" Naruto blinked and looked at Sasuke with a death glare. The Uchiha wasn't even aware of what was going on and was too busy looking around the surroundings to notice Naruto ready to shove a rasengan up his dick hole.

"It looks like it's about to rain.." Sasuke sighed and finally faced Naruto. "What?"

"You taught him to say dobe?!"

"What? No, I've never said it around him" Sasuke obviously thought the only way to escape death was lying.

"Yes, you have! You called mommy a dobe, a dead last, and a usura- uh… tonkachi?" The boy looked so innocent. He doesn't know what he just caused poor Sasuke. He wouldn't be getting any ass for at least three months...so long...

"Naruto I-" He didn't get to finish before he felt a fist connect with his jaw. Next thing he knew he was seeing tiny angry Narutos dancing around.

"Now then" Naruto smiled and grabbed his son's hand and began bringing him along.