Hey everyone, thanks for taking the time to read my first fanfic. The idea of it just randomly popped into my head while watching TV so I decided to write this, well type this. This is a yaoi fanfic which is gonna be very lemony so if you don't like that don't read. Warning, lots of swearing. Anyways for those who like boyxboy action, enjoy!

Naruto belongs solely to Kishimoto-sama and if it were mine then let's say it would be PG18 :).

EDIT: I fixed all the spelling errors.

RnR please

Sasuke could take it anymore. He had had absolutely enough. There were many things that the man could tolerate and handle but this was pushing his very limited patience too God damn far. This was the reason why he was storming through the busy streets of Konoha to find a certain blond teammate of his.

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Naruto Uzumaki aka annoying blond kitsune teammate was sitting innocently at Ichiraku ramen, indulging happily on his 10th bowl of pork misu ramen. He was completely unaware of the hurricane coming in his direction or that's at least how it seemed to others. He gulped down a mouthful of the misu broth and started smirking as he sensed the arrogant bastards chakra spike.

You see being Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja, he decided to play a prank on none other than Konoha's beloved ice prince. Said prank included him stealing all off Sasuke's clothes while he was taking an extremely long soak in the bath. That and putting red dye in his shampoo.

While his clones did the dirty work for him, he decided to indulge himself in ramen since he stole an all you could eat ramen coupon from Lady Tsunade's desk while she was napping. 'If she didn't see it then it doesn't exist,' thought Naruto happily.

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Meanwhile, while Sasuke was looking for that fool of a teammate he got sidetracked by Kiba who doubled over on the ground and proceeded to laughed his guts out. "You look ridiculous. Hahaha hahaha, where did you hahaha find wheeze that fucking hideous orange kimono from, you red haired fucking fool?"

"Fuck you, if I were you I'd remember your place!" Kiba suddenly froze, he didn't realise that he was speaking to the Uchiha and instantly shielded his face. Luckily Sasuke only grabbed his collar and hoisted him up. "Where is that idiot?" "He's uhm probably at Ichiraku's." With that Sasuke left and Akamaru immediately ran to his owner.

"Ey I gotta learn how to stop acting like an ass or I might get killed right Akamaru?" Kiba spoke to his furry companion while he continued whining.

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Sasuke was angry with himself like really fucking mad. 'Like of course that fool is gonna be eating at that horrible restaurant, he practically lives there. I had to literally swallow my pride and ask that dog breath for help, Naruto is so gonna pay. This day couldn't get more fucking worse.' As soon Sasuke calmed down a bit he decided that instead of ripping that obnoxious blonde's limbs off his body and getting his ass thrown into jail again, he'd do something much more sinister.

This lead him to walking to Konoha's Shopping district to get himself some tight blue Shinobi pants that could even make a monk question his virtues. He'd get his revenge and he was gonna enjoy it to the fullest.

Naruto waited 20 more minutes at Ichiraku yet there was still no sign of Sasuke, like what the fuck. He couldn't even sense the bastard anymore. 'Where the fuck is he?' Upset that his plan had failed, he flashed his coupon and stumbled home. 'Is he getting bored of me now? Why is it so hard for him to see how I truly feel about him?'

Unknown to anyone, Naruto harboured deep feelings for his brunette teammate He was the only one who could understand him. He had experienced loss like him and was forced to grow up alone with the village hating them.

This is why the blond felt so connected to him. This is why he went out of his way to bring the Uchiha back. The reason why he trained day in and day out. He needed Sasuke to be near him like a fish needed water.

Those years when he fled the village to pursue revenge had been torture to him. There were nights where he woke up in a cold sweat from the nightmares he had of his Sasuke coming back in a body bag. Those dreams haunted him and made him push himself to achieve greater strengths. All for his beloved Uchiha.

The day he brought Sasuke back to Konoha was the best day of his life but he didn't expect the man to be so reluctant to speak to him after that.

It has been 2 years since he brought him back to the village yet all they did together was spar and sometimes if he was lucky, Sasuke would come with him to Ichiraku's. That's it. The brunette refused to do anything else with him besides the above mentioned things which happened to infuriate the kyuubi vessel beyond anything imaginable.

That's why he came up with the pranks. An angry Sasuke was better than a stoic Sasuke. An angry Sasuke spoke to him and made him so happy. But he was beginning to think that he may have pushed things a bit too far and his beloved may never want to speak to him again.

He finally reached his new apartment that Kakashi sensei aka Lord Sixth decided to get for him. He ruffled his hand in his pocket trying to find his keys and screamed in annoyance when he couldn't find it. He then decided to take the spare key under the welcome mat and opened his door.

Relief washed over his face as the cool air con hit his face and he couldn't stop the smile from spreading across his face. The joy was short lived because as soon as he entered the lounge a hand struck his neck knocking him unconscious.

Sasuke was grateful that Naruto was such an idiot because he happened to leave his keys in the atrocious kimono. This made getting into his apartment easy. Once inside he took a few good minutes to admire his teammates new home. It was very spacious and luxurious but unfortunately very untidy. There were clothes on the floor even in the kitchen like what the literal fuck. Ramen cups lay evidently all over on every surface you could think off.

He then decided to check out the bedroom but decided against that when he smelled the musty smell from there. It reeked of sex. Fists immediately clenched up on his sides as jealousy fuelled through him. 'Who the fuck had the nerve to touch what was his?'

Unknown to a certain Uzumaki, Sasuke felt the same way about him as he did but he felt too guilty about leaving the village to speak to the blond about it. That is why he decided to rather ignore him.

When the blond came up with the pranks he was delighted and played along so that he could interact with him. He wanted Naruto, he wanted to be with him but he didn't know if he was still upset with him and Sasuke had too much pride to ask.

While the Uchiha still thought about his Naruto, he heard some noises by the front door and a scream of annoyance. He smiled and found a hiding place just as the front door opened. A smirk graced his flawless features and he gave Naruto a super karate chop on the neck.

'Where am I?' blond asked himself as he opened his eyes. His ninja instincts finally kicked in and his eyes darted furiously around the room. He tried to move but found out that his arms were cuffed to the headboard. A shadowy figure could be seen in the corner of the room and that's when he lost it.

"UNHAND ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER! HOW DARE YOU FUCKING TIE ME UP! IF YOU DON'T UNTIE ME I'LL BREAK LOOSE AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU SICK FUCK!" Naruto all but screamed at his captor.

"If you don't shut the fuck up usurantonkachi, I'll make my revenge worse for you." It took every fibre of his will power for Sasuke not to roll his eyes. His ancestors should be so proud of him.

"Sasuke? Is that you?" he asked hesitantly. "Of course it's me you dumb fuck." "What the fuck is wrong with you Sasuke? Untie me, have you lost your mind? Of course you lost your mind or else you wouldn't have broken into my apartment, cleared my room, open the window and tie me up while wearing a..."

Sasuke once again had a urge to roll his eyes but decided to rather smirk when he saw the blond staring at his tight as fuck pants. Said pants happened to deliciously hug all the right spots including a very nice big bulge in a certain area. Naruto just continued to stare at that area even as Sasuke walked dangerously slow towards the bed.

"I see my plan is working, you're already hard," Sasuke smirked as Naruto looked down to see what Sasuke was talking about. He was in fact hard and very much naked, a thing he failed to notice earlier.

"..." he was utterly speechless and couldn't even thing of anything like at all. "Cat caught your tongue?" Sasuke's smirk all but caused the kyuubi vessel to gulp. The look it the ice prince's eyes and the way those eyes scanned over his body made him feel like he was burning in a furnace.

Suddenly a hand grabbed his leaking member and a delicious moan escaped his throat. "Good to know that you're gonna cooperate although I preferred when you were thrashing around," said the raven in a deep sexy seductive tone.

Before said blond could even respond, he felt a tongue on the tip of his cock which then slid into a warm cavern. "F-Fuck Sasuke!" he panted and had a strong urge to run this fingers through the ravenette, now red-head's, hair. Sasuke proceeded to suck on the big cock in his mouth and moaned when it hit the back of his throat. The vibrations causing Naruto to buck up deep into the Uchiha's throat. "Oh fuck yes," he groaned. The Uchiha's mouth was like heaven and he wanted more. No he needed more.

A bit surprised by the blonds bold move, Sasuke took that big cock out of his lips and decided to undress incredibly slowly. "You're such a fucking tease," whined Naruto as he was forced to watch in agony. His cock throbbed violently when the other's member sprung free from his tight pants.

"Like what you see huh Uzumaki?" It was quite hilarious for the Uchiha to see the blond blush like a girl. "I like it very much," he agreed cheekily. "Well what I'm about to do next is something that we'll both thoroughly enjoy," he said in a sultry voice. Without giving the blond a second to think about what he said, he pulled the anal plug from his prepared ass and crawled on top of the kitsune.

"You have no idea how long I've been wanting to do this to you Naruto." With that he straddled him and shoved the blonds cock deep in his ass. "Oh fuck you're so big," Sasuke gasped as pain spread throughout his whole body. "So tight," was all Naruto could mutter.

It took a few minutes for the Uchiha to get used to the intrusion but as soon as he did, he started bouncing on that cock like his life depended on it. "Holy fuck Sasuke!" Naruto screaming and broke the cuffs in order to touch every inch of his Sasuke.

"You're so perfect Sasuke, you have no idea how much I love you." With that Naruto started to thrust harder upwards and when he hit that spot inside the Uchiha, Sasuke's face had an expression akin to a person seeing heaven. He hit that spot over and over.

"Fuck I'm gonna cum, Narutooo!" he screamed before cumming ribbons on the blonds chest. "Fuck I love you Sasuke," was all he said before he blew his load all over the Uchiha's insides.

Naruto felt so incredibly happy and started kissing the other male passionately on the lips in which the other male returned full force. The blond embraced his lover and covered them both with a sheet from the bedside table.

After a few minutes of laying in blissful silence, the raven muttered five words that he knew would change his life forever.

"I love you too Naruto."

The End

How was it guys, I hope it wasn't that bad. Anyways if it was okay I hope you enjoyed it. If you're interested in any other pairings please notify. Anyways Sasukiya-sama out.