Warning: This is a Sasunaru, which makes it Yaoi, so if that bothers you, you should leave….. [Points to back button]. No smut though, boo hoo
Summary: A night of too much drinking has Sasuke scrambling for answers… Is anybody else curious about the plaid miniskirt?
The Plaid Miniskirt
"So what the hell else happened?" Sasuke wondered.
"I can answer that," Kiba was in the doorway, holding a box of donuts.
Chapter 2
Kiba sat on the couch, setting his proffered communal breakfast that was most likely a bribery attempt on the coffee table, everyone sat around him listening intently.
"Well, not too long after they dropped you off at home you showed back up at the bar." Kiba continued to spin his tale of mystery and enchantment…
The Night Before…
Kiba looked up from his conversation with a couple ladies at the bar and chuckled as Sasuke came in the door, he'd seen Ino, and Chouji take their drunk friend home no more than fifteen minutes ago.
"Hi everybody, I'm back!" Sasuke said much too cheerfully in a dramatic fashion arms spread wide, not acting like himself at all. Drunk Sasuke is so fun!
"Hey!" Kiba smacked his friend lightly on the back, grinning widely, "You back for more fun buddy?"
"Yes, I've decided that I am not done." He very carefully didn't slur his words as he sat down next to his friend. "Can I have a beer Mr. bartender?"
They had a couple beers, Kiba wiped the floor with him at a round of pool. Sasuke had started performing a highly worrisome dance with the metal pole in the back of the bar he'd somehow mistaken for a stripper pole when Kiba knew enough was enough and took him back home.
On the way there, Sasuke decided he wanted to drunk dial his brother's boyfriend. The guy he'd admitted during his drunken haze was someone he could be very attracted to given the right circumstances, so he wanted to ask if Deidara had any brothers Sasuke could meet.
Given that Sasuke had not even come out to his brother yet, Kiba thought he should put a quick stop to this drunken shenanigan Sasuke was certain to regret come morning.
"Ha! Ha! I will call Itachi's hot boyfriend and ask if he has any brothers for me." Sasuke squints at his iphone trying to decipher the screen like a foreign code.
"Oh no you don't, give that to me," Kiba tries to wrestle the phone from Sasuke's grasp only to grunt in pain when Sasuke kicks him in the shin.
"That's mine!" Sasuke proclaims, triumphant as Kiba hops up and down, holding his shin. He gets a bright epiphany smile on his face and then hits a button. "Hey," he says into his phone, he laughs flirtatiously and Kiba's jaw practically hits the ground. "I said I would call you. Yeah, you wanna come over to my house?"
"No no no," Kiba succeeds in grabbing the phone, "Pay no attention to my friend, he's blitzed out of his mind, he'll call you tomorrow." he hangs up without waiting for a response, "You'll so thank me for that in the morning. C'mon party animal, let's get you home."
Kiba tucks Sasuke back into bed, then exits the room turning off the light.
Back to the Present…
"Wait, that's it? That Still doesn't explain the naked guy in my bed!" Sasuke was getting frustrated.
"There's a naked guy in your bed?" Kiba sounded surprised, once again Sasuke is reminded of how they must think he's not attractive enough for someone to follow him home.
They all make another trip to Sasuke's room to gawk at the strange, yet hot, man in his bed.
"Hmmm, he is pretty hot," Kiba shut the door, looking around at everyone, shrugging he said, "no idea, man."
"Is anybody else wondering about that plaid miniskirt?" Chouji commented again as they sat back down on the couch.
"What the hell," Sasuke rubbed his forehead, his headache had become quite unbearable by this point. "What the hell else happened last night?!"
"Well did you check your phone? You could dial the last number you called and ask them."
Sasuke took his phone out of the pocket of his sweat pants, hitting the button, he listens for a response.
They all perked up as they heard the ringing of a cell phone, in the imperial march of all things, coming from just behind them.
"I can answer that," an unfamiliar male voice entered their conversation, they all turned around to face the hot guy from Sasuke's bed, now wearing jeans and a bright orange t-shirt. They must've woken him up when they closed the door to Sasuke's bedroom, a hot guy that had a clearly sheepish expression on his face.
TBC
I know it's still really short but I wanted to divide each person's tale of the night before into separate parts. Now comes Naruto's bit XD
One more chapter yo!
Writing this was super weird for me, two shows that I haven't seen in Forever and I found this mostly done just lurking on my laptop so wow time warp … not sure wtf I was thinking but reading it was trippy af :D. Hope y'all enjoy it.