Idiot

She growled. Did he really have to keep staring at her like that? She wasn't that odd looking. For the most part she looked human. Well, sort of. She did have the body of a human when she wanted. For the most part she kept to her glowing mist like flame form. But on some occasions she held on to her human head, arms, and torso, leaving lower body in mist form. Then there were her eyes. They were almond shape and slightly slanted.

"What the heck are you?" he asked.

"I'm a Will-o-the-Wisp. What kind of idiot doesn't know that?" She placed her tiny hands against his thumb in another fruitless attempt to get free of his grip. She growled again. "How is it possible you can hold me?! You shouldn't be able to!"

"Hm? What are you talking about?" he asked.

"You shouldn't be able to hold me like this!"

"Have you eaten a devil fruit?"

"I told you I'm a Will-o-the-Wisp!"

"And I have no idea what that means!" he growled back. He then released an aggravated huff. "Never mind. Can you just tell me how to get back to the shore? I though you were going there, but clearly you're not."

"What?! Of course I'm not going to the shore! I'm trying to get you lost!"

"Why would you want to do that?"

"What is wrong with you?! Don't you know what a Will-o-the-Wisp is?!"

"Willow Wisp?"

"NO!" She snapped her teeth at him. "I'm a Will-o-the-Wisp! My kind get people lost on purpose!"

"Why would you want to get someone lost on purpose?" Zoro started to turn the creature every which way. "Are you sure you didn't eat a devil fruit?"
"I think I would know what I am. Now stop turning me like that!"

"Just tell me how to get back to my ship. My friends will be looking for me."

"Fine." She pointed into the forest to her right. "Go that way. Now let me go."

"You're coming with me. I don't want you getting me lost."

"What's wrong with you?! That's exactly what I do!" She growled at him.

"Whatever, Willow. Let's go." Zoro started walking.

"What?! I'm not going anywhere with you! Let me go! And don't call me Willow! I'm a Will-o-the-Wisp!" She pressed on his thumb again, desperate to get away from him.

"That's too long to say." Zoro stepped around a tree and headed to his right.

"It is not! And you're going the wrong way!" She pointed to her right since she was facing him. "The shore is that way!"

"Huh? Why didn't you say so before?" Zoro turned to the right direction.

"I did tell you so! Ah! You big fat idiot!"