A typical Honest Trailer will start with showing screenshots of requests for the Honest Trailer and the usual green title card.
Afterwards, Jon the Epic Voice Guy starts his spiel, "You've seen them on TV. You've said okay to their spin-off show. You've tolerated the toxic community where stans make the most unnerving fanfics." On that detail, the video shows screenshots of Loud House's toxic forums."Now, see the Loud family on their cinematic feature-length big-screen debut…on Netflix. The Loud House Movie."
Then onward to the body of the Honest Trailer. "Catch up on the latest of Nickelodeon's biggest cash cow when after five seasons, it is the Louds' time to get their own movie. But rather than or expanding their origin story, take a 180 of the entire realistic stories and turn it into a fantasy movie because if there is one thing that Nickelodeon needs, it is more medieval-themed media." Examples of which are Winx Club, Knight Squad, WITS Academy and The Barbarian and the Troll. Cue the clip of Lana getting excited of the fact that dragons are real."You should have stick to the Las Vegas plot where it goes Oceans 11." Cue the recording from a 2016 podcast wherein the voice actresses of the Loud House spoke about a heist movie plot in Vegas.
"Follow once again the adventures of Lincoln Loud, who jumps from humble everyman to self-pitying emo in one song. But when the Loud kid seizes the opportunity to go 23andMe on their ancestry…or just drag their father into a NASA simulator…"It then shows a montage of Lisa assigning Lynn Sr. to go through such obstacles. "…join the Louds as they take a trip to a post-pro-independent Scotland, where you can expect every Scottish stereotype like…"At this point, Jon's voice becomes unenthused. "…fishermen, kilts, castles, gingers, sheep, bagpipes, haberdasheries, bad weather, tam o-shanters, Highland dancing, fish & chips?..." The epic voice guy comments, "Fish and chips are an English stereotype, guys." He then goes back,"…and any Scottish character actor from the geekiest franchises ever." The video then shows a side-by-side photos of the Scottish voice cast, comprising of David Tennant of Doctor Who, Michelle Gomez of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and Billy Boyd of The Lord of the Rings. "Sheesh, the only things left are drinking songs, deep-fried Mars Bars, the Loch Ness monster, the Blarney Stone and Gerard Butler." Cue Gerard Butler's Leonidas' famous catchphrase, "This is Sparta!"
"Discover the Louds' secret heritage wherein their ancient Scottish ancestors have really weak genes when they look like their modern-day counterparts. And follow Lincoln's journey from commoner to royalty in a span of a day, which makes you wonder how does the government of this part of Scotland works. But here to help is Angus, their tour guide of expositions." Cue Angus' moments of expositions."And stopping them is Morag, the closest thing that the Loud kids can get to an Agatha Trunchbull. But aside from hating kids, staying at a home she does not own and dwelling on her past glories, this Agatha Trunchbull lets the kids push her around." Cue the montage of Morag actually being mistreated and acting weak in front of the Loud children."Sheesh, no wonder her parents named their daughter after a sea monster. They know she's threatening but could not care less."
"Follow a plot that is straight out of Garfield 2: The Tale of Two Kitties, where a pampered couch potato with orange as his color code flies with his family for a vacation in the UK, finds out that he bears a strong resemblance to a man of royalty, ends up more pampered in the castle he apparently owns, decides to take up his 'title' seriously but makes a mess out of it, then has the castle caretaker that had stayed there for so long take control of the estate, and must come back from giving up and save the day. And if you think you heard this story a million times before, who cares? Look at the cute baby dragon they have!" Then, the epic voice guy gushes over the cuteness factor of Lela the dragon.
"So, enjoy this another 90-minute animated Nick film…that felt more like a feature-length episode of the show, where the only changes to make it more theatrical are the circle shots, the sepia tone and the hiring of the composer of Meet the Spartans." The composer is actually Christopher Lennertz. Just Google him.
"But more than just the laughs, the lessons and the lore that seems canon right now, enjoy the musical numbers…that seem to follow the basics of a Disney direct-to-DVD musical with the:
'I want' song: Cue "Ordinary Me"
The montage song: Cue "Now or Never"
The 'Welcome to paradise!' song: Cue "This Town Was Named for You"
The doing-your-duties song: Cue "I Wanna Be The Duke"
The variation-of-the-theme-song song: Cue "Loud Castle Theme Song"
The forgettable villain song: Cue "The Duchess I Will Be"
The forgettable song in the credits: Cue "My Way Back Home"
And the only song you will remember: Cue "Life is Better Loud"
"And if you think we are going to do song parodies for this, we forgot to write parodies of them, since you'll also forget that this movie is a musical. But don't worry, look at the baby dragon!" Then, the narrator continues to gush over Lela the dragon before he gets to the best part of every Honest Trailer.
"Starring:
The Duke Abides (Lincoln/The Duke)
*to the tune of the Ducktales theme song* "Doctor…Whooooo…" (Angus)
The 3rd Female Villain with a British Accent in a 2021 Netflix Animated Movie (Morag)
Baby Drives Plot (Lily crawling out of the rubble)
"Lovely Rita, meter maid…" (20s Rita)
Dad Man Don't Wear Plaid…Except When They Do (Lynn Sr.)
Blondeshack (Lori)
The Heckler (Lola)
Fuller House (The rest of the Loud sisters)
The Great British Bake Off (Clyde crying over his cake)
So, if he were from Iceland, would he be named Ice? (Scott)
"Scoot, there it is!" (Scoots)
Dragontales (Lela the Dragon)
Groaning Myrtle (Lucille)
The Others (Loch Loud family ghosts)
The Cameograndes (Bobby and Ronnie Anne)
"Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now…" (Nana May/Nana Collette/Nana Helene/Mrs. Turnberry)
Actual depiction of economy class (The Louds inside the airplane's baggage hold)
Random Scooby-Doo references (Lynn Sr. acting like Shaggy, ghosts, the knight's armor and the multiple-door hallway)
Game of Thrones Season 8 (Lolo and Lela flying over Loch Loud and harming the town)
And January 6 Insurrectionists (Loch Loud citizen barging through Loud Castle)
Finally, the epic voice guy gives its Honest Title:"Loudton Abbey".
Before the Honest Trailer ends, Jon gives his last thoughts, "Too bad this went to streaming. Oh well, at least nothing can go any worse for The Loud House." Cue the news about the casting and the teaser of A Very Loud Christmas TV movie. "I am not holding my breath for that one."