Author's Note: This chapter is mostly dialogue. I don't plan on this story having too many chapters. Maybe just a few more. Hopefully, you'll like the ending. :)


Jackie and Donna was sitting together on the Forman's doorstep a couple of days after the disco event at Kenosha.

"Eric was a bit clumsy when he danced with me, but it was sweet." Donna smiled at the memory.

"Did he kiss you?" Jackie asked with keen interest.

"No," The redhead was pretty bummed about that. "I thought he was going to this time, but he didn't."

"Ugh, Eric is such a stupid idiot! He should've kissed you."

"Well, he is a dumbass," Donna shrugged her shoulders. "You looked like you were having a fun time with Fez." She changed the subject to focus on Jackie instead of the missed opportunity.

"We were just dancing because Michael embarrassed me with his dance moves."

"Yeah, everybody else saw that," She chuckled. "Eric noticed you went outside with Hyde. What was that about...?" Her voice trailed off as if to imply something else might've happened between the cheerleader and the burnout.

"We were just talking, Donna!" Jackie insisted, but Donna raised a skeptical eyebrow. She figured there had to be more details. Suddenly, Jackie lightened up when she added with a grin. "Then Hyde was about to kiss me!"

"What?!" Donna nearly yelled. There was no way she could've predicted that to happen. "Jackie, are-are you serious?"

"Yeah!" She answered giddily and then squealed at the prospect of having a bad boy kiss her. That was every girl's dream because it was so bad and rebellious.

Donna tried to think with logic at first. She had no idea Hyde had any romantic feelings or interest with Jackie. She couldn't really picture them together like that. They were just so...different.

"Wait a sec. Are you sure Hyde was going to kiss you? He didn't lean in to, like, make sure you didn't have any dandruff in your hair or something, did he?"

"No," Jackie gave the redhead a look for saying that. "I never have dandruff, Donna. I wash my silky hair very thoroughly."

Donna rolled her eyes, but was confused about her next question. "Why did Hyde want to kiss you?"

"I don't know. I mean, I know I am irresistible, but I thought he hates me."

They look like they were trying to figure out a difficult puzzle.

"I don't understand Hyde either. Even Eric can't get him sometimes."

"I know Michael is madly in love with me."

"Sure..." Donna highly doubted knowing he wanted to break up with her.

"But now I have another guy who is into me," Then she squealed. "I feel just like Faye Dunaway!"

Both of the two girls heard the door open from behind and they looked up to see Eric's annoyed father who glared down at them.

"Get the hell off my porch!" Red sternly demanded and slammed the door.


A pouty and grumpy Kelso sat on the couch in the Forman's basement while he watched Gilligan's Island with Eric and Fez.

He was mulling over about that Hyde was in the car with his girlfriend and had the nerve to almost kiss her.

"What's wrong with you, Kelso?" Eric wondered. He sat next to him on the couch and Fez sat on the lawn chair.

"Did you and Jackie have a fight?" Fez asked eagerly, hoping they broke up.

"No."

"Did you lose one of your toy dinosaurs?" Eric asked indifferently.

"No. I found that one after my dog gnawed on it."

"Then what's your problem?"

"It's Hyde, man!" Kelso snapped angrily. He grabbed a pillow and crossed his arms over it. "I'm sure Mrs. Howell won't cheat on Mr. Howell."

"Wait. What?" Eric was confused. "Jackie cheated on you?"

"She did?!" Fez asked excitedly causing Eric and Kelso to give him odd stares then the foreigner calmed down.

"No, but she might as well have," Kelso grumbled. "I found Hyde talking to Jackie!"

Eric and Fez exchanged a glance at each other, not understanding the problem.

"That bitch!" Fez swore.

"Yeah, Kelso, we're going to need more context." Eric said.

"They were doing just more than talking. I even saw Hyde almost going to kiss her!"

That made Eric and Fez burst into laughter.

"Hyde was almost going to kiss Jackie?" Eric laughed. "Kelso, are you sure?"

"Sure I'm sure! He was leaning into her and everything! I had to pull him back to stop it. Jackie was almost going to know that I want to break up with her because of him."

"But don't you want to break up with her?"

Kelso was about to answer until he paused to think about it.

"I don't know. When another guy like Hyde was with her, I was super pissed."

"Don't you mean jealous?" Eric assumed because it did sounded like Kelso was more jealous.

"Maybe both. But Jackie and I should break up. It's time. I want to move on to other hot girls."

"Kelso, you've already bragged to us that you've made out with Paula Wilkes."

"And Sherry Bradshaw." Fez added.

"And many more as you very well know."

"Hey, I can't help it that they're coming to me," Kelso defended himself. "Anyway, that's not the issue. The real problem here is that Hyde was making out with my girl and I'm going to kick his ass!"

Just then, Steven Hyde himself had entered into the basement and closed the door behind him as if on cue.

Kelso got up from the couch with his finger pointing at him and angrily made a threat. "I'm going to kick your ass, pal!"

Kelso lunged at Hyde, but the burnout wasn't phased or intimidated at all. He caught Kelso with his hands on time before his body could collide with his. They fought for a while and Hyde barely got a few punches in until Kelso cried out in pain.

"Ow! My eye!"

Hyde shoved Kelso off of him and he stumbled backwards until he regained his balance.

"How could you be with my girl, Hyde?!" Kelso angrily asked.

"I went to Jackie because she just wanted some fresh air, man!" Hyde was getting annoyed with him.

"That's what we were going to do before you took her from me, you son of a bitch!" Fez angrily exclaimed, still being bitter.

"What? You got a thing for her, too, Fez?" Eric looked at him and was shocked.

"You should treat Jackie like a flower that she is," Fez sneered at Kelso and then shook his head in disapproval. "But no. You don't treat her like a flower. You treat her like dirt that the flower is planted in."

"What?" Kelso couldn't believe Fez accused that to him. "I don't treat Jackie like dirt. I treat her just fine-"

"Oh, cut the crap, Kelso. No, you don't. You've been stringing her along ever since you wanted to break up with her," Hyde argued. "Only the universe knows why she puts up with you."

"As much as I don't like the loud demon, it's true, Kelso," Eric agreed. "You do use her."

Kelso thought about it, like, really deeply thought about his friends words more than anything. For once, he took it seriously and to heart.

"Fine. I...I guess you guys are right. Jackie...she does deserve better than me. I will break up with her." Kelso declared.

"You mean, you're seriously going to break up with her this time?" Eric hoped, but there was a little doubt in the back of his mind if Kelso would do it.

"Yeah, I will," Kelso vowed and gave a weird look to Hyde. "What were you doing with Jackie anyway?"

"We were just talking, man."

"It doesn't look like you two were talking. It looked like you were going to make out with her."

"What?!" Eric and Fez shrieked. Neither of them couldn't picture that.

"Hyde, say it isn't so, man," Eric desperately said to him being disappointed. "Don't go to the evil side."

"No, you're crazy. You're just seeing things. I wasn't going to kiss Jackie," He lied. He was going to kiss her. Maybe not make out with her, but that wouldn't have been a bad idea. "I thought she had something in her eye and I was going to check it. That's all."

"Really?" Hyde was thankful that his friend was such an idiot to believe his lie.

"Yeah, man."

"You and Jackie..." Eric mused, looking at his afro haired best friend. "I just can't fathom it, man."

"You don't have to. Nothing happened with me and Jackie. I hate her." Hyde insisted adamantly.

"Well, that's good to know." A new and feminine voice had sarcastically replied as she entered the basement.

The guys turned their heads around and saw the two teenage girls. The short brunette narrowed her eyes down at Hyde as she stood next to the tall redhead.

Crap. Jackie heard him even say the words. That was far from the truth than how he used to be. He didn't hate her. But Hyde couldn't say anything else to her because he had to be undercover in front of the guys. It totally wasn't him to have feelings for someone like Jackie Burkhart.

"Jackie, I have something to tell you." Kelso marched right up to the rich cheerleader with confidence, but it had slightly wavered at her look.

"And what is it exactly?" Her arms were crossed as she waited.

"I think we should break up."