(And we are back. About damn fucking time I actually get some writing in…

Enjoy the show, ladies and gents!)

World 1-2: Jobs and Money

"Hey, you two!"

"That didn't take long," Alicia said sarcastically as they turned around to find James holding two bags of clothes.

"What is this?" Leo asked.

"I heard you two were looking for work!"

The couple exchanged looks before looking back at James.

"Who the hell said we were looking for work?" They both said.

James sheepishly sweatdropped. "Me…"

Leo facepalmed. "But why would you do that without our consent?"

"Yous need something to do while you're here! Plus you really think paying for a hotel room is that easy?"

Alicia's eye twitched. "James...you are this close to catching the smoke."

"Dear, calm down."

"Oh, I am calm. Trust me."

James cleared his throat. "Anyway, before your loving wife plays an aggressive game of Whack-a-James with me...I managed to find suitable jobs for both of you. Let's go back to your hotel room, shall we?"

"Oh come the fuck on…" Alicia muttered, following the mole with Leo close behind.

Once they were back in the hotel room, James handed a clothing bag to Leo before keeping his distance from Alicia.

"This had better be good." Leo then walked into the bathroom to change.

James glanced over at Alicia. "Why so serious?"

"Because I can." The witch walked over to him. "If you give me an embarrassing outfit, you will catch these hands. It'll be on sight. Got it?"

"Got it- Looking nice, Leo!"

Alicia looked over at her husband who was wearing a white long-sleeve button-up dress shirt, black slacks, and dress shoes. "Oh my." She looked him up and down before smirking.

"Well, you managed to make me seductive for my wife." Leo walked over, kissing his wife on the forehead.

Alicia hummed, grabbing her clothes bag from James before heading into the bathroom.

"Hey, Leo? Why's she so aggressive?" The mole whispered.

Before Leo could answer, there was some growling.

"James!"

"...And that's my ticket to leave!" James quickly took off, having left directions for the couple to go to their respective workplaces.

Leo sweatdropped, grabbing his set of directions. "I'll see you later, darling!" He then proceeded to leave.

Alicia walked out, holding the clothing bag against her body as she quickly made her way into the hallway, grabbed her set of directions and a coat off of Karen's clothing rack, finally leaving the hotel.

Leo arrived in front of a small cafe named Mole's Morning Mania.

"Well then, this'll be child's play." He said. "Although I'm wondering how Alicia's holding up on her end of this…"

Meanwhile...

"James is going to fucking get his ass beat," Alicia growled, having arrived in front of a club called Loving Lovely Ladies. "Let's just get this over with…"

A few hours later...

Leo had finally made it back to the hotel room. "Well, that was a long shift." He then looked at the bag he received at payment. "150 coins...maybe I'll get something nice for Alicia after-" The phone began to ring. "Hello?"

"It's Alicia."

Leo raised an eyebrow. "Who are you?"

"No, it's me, Leo. It's actually me."

"Oh, hey, my love." The dark knight said after realizing that was his wife. He then sighed. "...What did you do this time?"

"Well…"

Earlier at the club...

Alicia had stopped walking before walking backward and stood in front of the man. "Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!"

"Aw, did the little bitch get mad because I called her a shrimp?" The man said, chuckling. "Maybe a runt would better suit you. Now, why don't you get out of here? This setting is for grown-ups with a lot of money." He spanked Alicia's ass...only to get pimp slapped in return. "What the fuck is your problem?!"

"Don't you dare touch me?" She snarled. "I'll whup everyone's ass in this fucking club."

The club went silent as the crowd, strippers, and employees stared at the VIP section. Some pulled out their phones, going live.

BGM: Hard in Da Paint [Clean Version] (Waka Flocka Flame)

"...I'm betting she's gonna get fired on the spot." One employee said.

"Bitch, you are tripping." Another employee pulled out her phone. "I gotta see this."

"You know you're on the job, right? Don't you care about it?"

"Do you care about your fucking ego, pussy?"

The crowd let out the biggest ooh in various octaves as the man got annoyed with Alicia.

"Look, do you know that you have no authority to talk back to me, little girl?! Huh?! Huh?!" The man yelled, Alicia yawning.

"Look, you condescending sack of shit. Do you know that you have no fucking authority to disrespect me? Do you understand that what you just said could set off every last female in this bitch? We have hands too, ya know. So get the fuck out, you egotistical pussy. And take your pussy ass punk boys with you."

The crowd roared and laughed, clapping at what Alicia said.

"This girl is a savage!"

"Whoever her man is, he got a bad bitch on his side! Watch out!"

The man and his friends got up, the former cracking his fists.

"Alright, you cunt! Show me if you're capable of fighting a real man-!"

The room went silent as Alicia swiftly kicked the man in the balls before roundhouse kicking him into the floor.

"All bark. No bite." She teased. "Maybe if you actually shut your fucking trap for once and actually throw fucking hands..." She then pulled up a chilled bottle of wine. "Now then, let's fucking dance, boys!"

Later...

End BGM

"...holy fuck, she actually did it." Both of the employees said, looking at a club full of beat-up customers as Alicia was escorted out by police.

"You fought on the job?!"

"He spanked my ass."

"...why?"

"He insulted me. And I took that personally." Alicia chuckled. "Besides, you'd do the same if someone insulted you."

Leo raised a finger but put it down. "Good point."

"How was work, dear?"

"It was lovely, really." He smiled.

"Good job, how much did you make?"

"150 coins." He then sighed, rubbing his face. "...how much is your bail?"

"50 coins. Also, do you mind hurrying up? The perverts of the jail are asking for it."

Leo sighed. "Alicia, please don't get into any more fights while you're in jail. I'm on my way."

"Alright, see ya." Alicia hung up the phone before sitting down.

At the jail…

"You're kidding me, right?" Leo muttered, walking into the jail full of prisoners. "Alicia, you better not have raised your bail…"

"How can I help you tonight, sir?" An officer asked from behind a desk.

Leo walked over. "I'm here to bail someone out."

"Name, please?"

"Alicia Davis."

"..." The officer sighed. "...what are you to her?"

"I'm her husband." The prince huffed. "She told me her bail was 50 coins."

"If you are her husband, would you kindly keep a leash on her?"

"...listen, let me pay for her bail and get her out of this wretched place. I'm not going to argue with you any longer." He then pulled out 50 coins and set the money on the counter.

"...fine. Officer, go bring the bitch out." The officer said, another officer going to get Alicia.

"About goddamn time!" Alicia said, getting up.

The officer unlocked the cell door, opening it. "Miss Davis, you are free to leave."

"Just what I've been waiting to hear. Goodbye, ya fucking pervs." Alicia then walked out of the ell and ran over to her husband. "Babe!"

Leo hugged her wife. "Hello, my dear. Let's get back to the hotel, shall we?"

"We shall."

As the two lovebirds were making their way back to the hotel…

"Hey! Alicia!"

Alicia turned around and saw her two co-workers running towards the couple. "Hi. Something wrong?"

"We would like to thank you for dealing with that guy."

"Huh?"

Leo blinked, turning around. "What?"

"To be honest, that guy has been a pain in our ass for a while. So when we told the manager what happened, she fired you."

The prince then looked at his wife, who put her hands up.

"You can't get mad at me for that!" Alicia exclaimed.

"However, she decided to give you this." The co-worker handed Alicia a backpack full of coins.

"Thank you." She said, watching the co-workers walk away. "I get fired yet I got all of this...weird."

Once the lovebirds were back in the hotel room, having put their funds together...

"500 coins. Overkill?" Leo wondered.

Alicia shook her head. "Not really." She then got up and stretched.

"Hey, darling? I was wondering why you had a trenchcoat on earlier."

"Well, after I looked at what I was going to wear, I wanted to throttle James. So I kinda stole one of Karen's. Plus it felt...embarrassing."

"Mind showing me?"

"Alright, fine. Give me a few." Alicia quickly slipped off the black boots she had on, walking into the bathroom.

Five minutes later...

"Babe!" Alicia called from the bathroom. "You ready?"

"Yes."

The witch walked out of the bathroom, her face red. "I still wanna throttle James on sight..."

Leo glanced over, his face in shock as his wife was wearing a black lacy tight-fitting dress with matching stockings and garterbelts. "Oh my..."

"Say it." Alicia looked away...only to be pulled into a kiss by her husband.

Leo rubbed her hair. "You've had a rough night." He then pulled away, unbuttoning his dress shirt. "How about I melt away all of your stress?" He smiled.

"Oh my."

"We both could use it. What do you say?"

"I'll take you up on your offer." She winked.

Later...

"Babe! So rough!"

"You asked for it."

"I didn't mean this hard!"

"Scream and cry all you want, but I won't let you off the hook until you go down."

"Me? Going down to you? Now you're really asking for it!"

The next morning...

"I win." Leo chuckled, laying on top of his wife. "What's my prize?"

Alicia panted. "Very funny, you sexy flirt." She got up, stretching. "I would've had it too if you didn't seduce me with your six-pack."

"I thought it was something else that seduced you."

"...fuck off."

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

"You two! Open the damn door! I know you stole my coat!"

Leo glanced at Alicia. "If you answer it, I'll give you a package deal later~" He teased with a smirk.

The witch looked at him, blushing a little. "Make it deluxe, then I'll take you up on your offer."

"Deal." He chuckled, getting up and putting his shirt back on as Alicia answered the door.

"Where the hell is-!?" Karen suddenly looked up and down at Alicia. "...you two did it, didn't you?"

"Hello, Karen." Leo walked over to the door, hugging his wife. "And to answer your burning question...maybe." He teased.

"By the way, here's your jacket." Alicia threw it at her. "Now if you'll excuse us, we have some business of our own to take care of." She then shut the door.

"You think housekeeping is going to kill us?" Leo asked, looking at all of the feathers on the ground.

"Maybe. But at least I got to have fun with you." Alicia giggled. "Let's get changed and go out. No James."

The dark knight nodded. "Agreed."

(Well, this was a fun one to write, admittedly. Scratch that, too fun. XD

So yeah, I'll see y'all later!

- Mastermind)