World 1-3: Fight Club Gone Wild

After grabbing breakfast in the hotel's cafe, Alicia and Leo walked out in some more casual clothing that they got from the hotel's gift shop.

Alicia was wearing a simple black polo, long black sweatpants with a white stripe on each pant leg, and black tennis shoes while Leo was wearing a white t-shirt, blue shorts, and white tennis shoes.

"This is much better." Leo smiled, holding his wife's hand. "So where do you want to go first, love?"

Alicia chuckled. "Well, I've been meaning to ask...do you want to get rid of that dress?"

"Obviously. Now I feel your pain of even wearing a dress and understanding your reasoning for not wearing one."

"Oh good. Well, I came across this suit shop before I went to work the other day. I figured we'd go there and find the perfect suit. Or get it custom made."

"...why didn't you tell me that last night?"

"Because you had so much fun with me last night, right?" Alicia winked. "After all, it was your idea."

Leo chuckled. "Well, you're not wrong. So, mind leading us there?"

"Gladly."

As the two were walking to the suit shop, James was peering out of an alleyway with binoculars. "Those two lovebirds are really pissing me off. I deserved the money that they made. Instead, they go spend it on some basic bitch clothes…Kamek better not have lied to me." He then walked away.

At the suit shop…

"Hello, miss?" Alicia called for an associate.

"Are you finding everything okay, ma'am?" The associate asked, walking over.

"Yes. But I have a question. Is it possible for my husband to have a suit custom-made?"

"Yes, you may. Let me call my manager." The associate quickly walked off as Leo walked over to Alicia.

"Well?" Leo asked.

"We have to wait on the manager," Alicia replied. "Who should be coming out right about now."

The associate walked back over to the couple. "I apologize but our manager is out sick today."

"Do you know when he'll be back?" Leo wondered.

"He said he should be back to his full prime within a day or so, two at the most." The associate bowed. "Again, my sincerest apologies."

"Don't worry about it. Thanks for your help." Alicia said as she and Leo walked out of the store when a woman walked up to them.

"Hey, you!" She yelled. She had long black hair, blue eyes, and fair skin while wearing stilettos, the shortest of shorts, and a white crop top.

"Can we help you?" Leo said. "Also, you're a bit too close-"

The woman shoved Leo to the ground. "I wasn't talking to you! I'm talking to your bitch, you pussy!"

Alicia quickly helped her husband off the concrete, dusting him off. "Are you talking to me?"

"Yeah, you! Are you the skank that beat up my boyfriend?"

"What boyfriend? I don't remember other women's men that slapped a female worker on the ass." She smirked. 'What's your name, skinny?"

The woman then got close to Alicia's face. "Katherine, you pig. Now get on your-" She got shoved on the ground by the witch. "What the fuck?!"

"FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!"

Leo sweatdropped. "At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone."

Alicia chuckled. "Oh, I'm sorry." She cleared her throat. "I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?"

"Somehow that's worse."

Katherine then picked herself up, shoving a piece of paper in Alicia's hand. "If you wanna fight, come to this location. Don't chicken out!" She then ran away.

Leo looked at the piece of paper before looking at his wife. "Alicia, no."

Alicia smiled. "Alicia, yes."

Later that night…

The two arrived in front of a bar called Kenny's Krazy Bar, the neon sign looking a little flickered out and beat up.

"Well, we're here," Alicia said. "You gonna back me up if shit hits the fan?"

"Yes." Leo nodded as the two walked inside to find everybody staring at them. "Tough crowd, huh?"

"Ignore them."

The two then walked over to an empty table in the middle of the bar.

"Well, well, well." It was Katherine who walked over to the couple. "So the bitch took up my offer."

"I'm guaranteed you really don't want to mess with her, considering-" Leo started.

"Shut up! Who even asked you?!"

Alicia glared at Katherine. "And who even gave you permission to speak to my man? "Fucking rude ass bitch."

Katherine snarled. "Your man? Bitch, I have a man. And he can actually treat me right."

"Your man slapped me on the ass." Alicia got up. "So I whupped his ass. And his pussy friends too. If your man got their ass whupped by me, they ain't your man - he's a fucking punk. So, I suggest that you back the fuck up before you get a taste of this smoke, you skinny twig."

"Excuse me?!" She was taken aback.

"Besides, I ain't the one you wanna fuck with so get the fuck away from us."

Katherine growled, putting her fists up. "Like hell I will!"

"You wanna get sent to the Shadow Realm, you filthy wrench?" Alicia said, cracking her knuckles.

Katherine gasped. "Say that again, shorty. I dare you." She got closer to her, a crowd forming around the two.

"Maybe if your ears weren't clogged up with salt, you could fucking hear. So, I will say this for the last fucking time." Alicia cleared her throat, repeating what she said. "Oh, and you can take your pea-sized pussy of a boyfriend can go with you too." She said that with a smile.

The crowd was in shock and awe as Leo has somewhat visible concern for his wife. "What the hell is she doing?" He quickly made his way through the crowd of beer slinging drunkards and scantily clad bimbos.

Katherine growled. "THAT'S IT!" She exclaimed, swinging first.

Alicia immediately punched her in the face, dropping her to the ground. "Bad idea, bitch!" She then got on top of her, elbowing the semi-unconscious woman.

When Leo managed to get his way through the crowd, he quickly pulled his wife off of Katherine, looking at her.

"Do you want to go back to jail?!" He whispered.

She whispered back. "Do you really want me to beat up those same perverts and catch more charges of assault?"

"..." Leo went silent. "...good point."

The boyfriend of Katherine looked down at his woman who had some cuts and a broken nose. He then looked at Alicia, anger already lighting up in his eyes.

"You little-!" He growled, getting the couple's attention. "You didn't have to beat her up senselessly like that!" He then barked at Leo. "Dude, put your bitch on a leash. Her bark is bigger than her bite. Besides, she's playing with the big dogs now."

Alicia snarled. "What the fuck did you say!?" She was stopped by Leo who stood in front of her.

"Oh wow, so you are gonna try to protect that puny bitch you call your girl? Don't make me laugh." He then pulled out some brass knuckles.

Leo scoffed. "Hmph." He then looked at the man, his red eyes hiding his tranquil fury. "Why would anyone make you laugh? After all, you insulted my wife. Plus you honestly have no right to call her a bitch."

"What was that, pretty boy?" He walked over slowly and menacingly.

"You must've forgotten what I said just now." He then pulled out his tome, Brynhildr. "So, I'll say this instead of repeating myself. Learn. To. Respect. Women." He then began chanting.

"Why you little-"

"Gravity incarnate, binder of all things! I release your curse - your power is mine!" Leo chanted, a tomato tree rising up from underneath the boyfriend, sending him flying out of the building.

While the crowd was distracted and confused, Alicia and Leo quickly made their way out of there, running back to their hotel room.

"Oh my god…" Alicia panted heavily, flopping on the bed. "Babe, that was amazing."

Leo laid on his back, also tired. "Well, thank you, my love." He rubbed her hair. "Shall we get some rest?"

"Yes, please."

The two snuggled up against each other, drifting off to sleep.

(Okay, now I had way too much fun with this XD

Anyway, thanks for reading and I'll see yall later!

- Mastermind)