A few minutes later, every toon in Sweet Acme had gathered in front of Town Hall.

Albert, Rose, and Conrad stood on a stage alongside the Mayor (Foghorn Leghorn), his wife (Miss Prissy), not to mention the Mayor's Aide (Barnyard Dawg).

Mayor Leghorn began his speech:

"It is, I say, it is with great pride and greater pleasure to welcome you, Conrad Bunny, to our fine, fine as an act of good, old-fashioned hometown hospitality, we present, I say, present you with this solid gold key made by them good ol' boys at the Sweet Acme Brassworks. Yep, that gold key is as good as the boys who made it! Get it? Good as gold! That's a joke, son! That's a gem of a joke! ...ANYWAY, Mr. Conrad Bunny..."

Suddenly, the girls in the crowd all shrieked in delight at the mere mention of Conrad's name.

"Now what, I say, what's the meaning of all this? All that came outta my beak was 'Conrad Bunny'."

The girls all screamed again, even Prissy joined in.

"Now look, I say, look, ladies. And I mean with your EYES, not your MOUTHS. If you keep babblin', I won't be able to finish my speech here."

"AAAHHHHH SHADDAPP!" snapped Mayor's Aide Dawg as he shoved a large cork in the rooster's mouth. "Ain't it obvious they wanna hear from Conrad?" He took the microphone and gave it to Conrad. "Here ya go, Mr. Bunny. Now tell us, what's yer secret? Whaddya do to make all these kids act like wild animals? ...except THAT one, she's always been a wild animal." He pointed over to the She-Devil.

With a sly, debonair grin, Conrad grabbed the mic and simply said:

"Eh, you gotta be sincere, Doc."

He then began to sing and dance, making all the teenage toons go bonkers in such a fashion, even Tex Avery himself would be proud.

Near the end, almost everyone was on the ground and seeing little tweeting birds. Speaking of which, a certain yellow canary had been chased around by a certain tuxedo cat as this was going on. The chase ended once Sylvester ran head-first into the mic stand at song's end. Tweety then perched himself on top of the mic and looked at Conrad.

"Boy, Conwad, you sure are the cat's meow!"

"Ain't I, dough?" Conrad responded.

Sylvester, still seeing double, disagreed. "Sthpeak for yoursthelf..."

The next morning, several girls, including Ursula, were camped out in the MacAffurs' house, where Albert and the pigs were staying. Ursula was leading the others in a marathon of singing "We Love You, Conrad" until the day he leaves.

"Come on, ladies! Sing! Sing your hearts out!" she hollered to the exhausted girls.

Then, Daffy came by with some coffee and donuts from "Ducky Donuts". Ursula immediately grabbed the provisions from him and gave them to the girls to boost them up.

"Well…" Daffy sighed, "there goesth my generousth tip…"

Everyone just looked at him. "What? I gotta make a living too, you know!"

Inside the MacAffur house, Kim was busy as a bee preparing the place for Conrad while her parents were having breakfast and Randolph was reading his latest DC Comics. Kim just looked at her papa at the table in exasperation.

"Will you hurry up and get this mess off the table? I have to get everything nice and clean for Conrad Bunny."

Pa grumbled. "This 'mess', dear daughter, is my breakfast. And I intend to enjoy EVERY, SINGLE, bit of it."

"But Harry…" Ma begged, "Kim went through all this trouble to make everything look nice for our company."

"Fine…" Pa replied, "maybe we could clean a LITTLE bit of it up…"

"Duh, I can help with that!" Randolph cried out jovially as he ran up to the table and yanked the tablecloth out from underneath Pa's plates. He then grabbed said plates and dropped them carelessly into the sink, shattering them.

Pa struggled to keep his anger inside and asked as politely as he could, "Well, can I at LEAST have my morning paper?"

Randolph ran and got it for him.

"Here you go, Paw! Your morning newspaper! And to cheer you up, I took out any bit of it that had to do with Mr. Bunny!"

As Pa looked at the paper, he noticed countless holes cut into it. Yes, Conrad Bunny was that big a deal. No longer able to control his temper, Pa began to rage and the mutilated newspaper burned with him.

"I have tried to run this household on a fair, impartial basis! I gave life and limb to support a family! And WHAT DO I GET?

I had to sleep in a tent last night as a group of brats sing "We Love You, Conrad" 542,893 and 1/2 times! I had to give up my favorite pie to a guest who constantly referred to me as "Fuzz"! I lost TWO fried eggs!

Well, that's it! That's all, folks! No more Mr. Nice guy!"

All the while, everyone went about their business, ignoring his tirade. Suddenly, Randolph came running into the scene.

"He's coming! He's coming! Conrad Bunny's coming!"
This got everyone's attention. All the girls from outside, not to mention several spinster neighbors and Mayor's wife Prissy came in and lined up as they shuddered in anticipation. The door opened, and out came the glorious hare himself: Conrad Bunny. He was wearing a red bathrobe, Batman slippers, and shades. He walked in a disheveled manner, likely due to all that energy he spent yesterday wowing the crowds at Town Hall. He dragged his rabbit feet down the hall as the ladies all swooned in unison. Conrad approached the coffee machine, poured himself a cup, and put a carrot in it. He downed it in front of Pa, who was still steaming. Noticing him, he stared him down and said:

"Eh, what's up, Fuzz?"

After that, he retreated to his quarters. Pa couldn't take it anymore. He prepared to storm the room when Ma and Kim stepped in his way.

"Daddy" Kim pleaded, "not in front of everyone!"

"I don't care if Leon Schlesinger were here!" growled Pa.

"After all, he's just a boy..." Ma reasoned.

"Get outta my way!"

"But Paw..." Randolph began.

"Shaddup!" Pa responded. "Now Kim, until you're 18..."

"BUT PAW..." Randolph repeated.

"WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALL OF YOU?"

Albert and Rose came running out.

"M-M-M-M-Mr. & Mrs. McAffur! K-K-Kim! R-Randolph! What's g-g-go-g-go, what's g-go, wh-what's all the commotion?" Albert asked.

"Zip it, pig!" scowled Pa.

"Is this how you want a mi-, a m-m-m-mi-, eh, the entire country to see you?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I j-j-j-j-just got off the phone with M-M-Mr. Elmer Sullivan himself, and you're going to be on T-T-T, on television with Conrad Bunny!"

"What was that?"

"The Elmer Sullivan Show will be cutting in onto Sweet Acme on Sunday Night and you're all going to be in his act!" explained Rose.

This got everyone's attention. Everybody was excited, but nobody was as excited as Pa.

"Me, Harry McAffur, appearing on Elmer Sullivan...WOOHOO!"

He burst outside, bouncing around like a ball, and crying out to everyone the great news. Ma, Kim, and Randolph just watched him.

"Dah, Paw needs to lay off the coffee" said Randolph.