Ten rules of Pride & Prejudice FanFiction
1. 1. Caroline Bingley must wear orange and feathers.
2. 2. In any manly pursuits Darcy must always shoot the most birds, ride the fastest horse and just generally leap tall buildings in a single bound.
3. 3. Any time a maiden gives up her "virtue" without being wed she will get pregnant immediately after losing her virginity.
4. 4. Tea solves everything.
5. 5. If George Wickham is killed at least a third of the time Lydia kills him occasionally assisted by her sisters. (Inspiration "Goodbye Earl" by the Chicks)
6. 6. Anyone marrying Lizzy or Darcy other than those two as a couple is always fatal.
7. 7. If Elizabeth is already a widow, she will have a title and money.
8. 8. Colonel Fitzwilliam is either on perpetual leave from the Army or in the forefront of the worst battles on the continent or riding horse from one end of England to another.
9. 9. The distance from London to Lambdon by horse drawn carriage is somewhere between half a day to three full days.
10. 10. Epilogues always list who all the Bennet sisters marry and how many children they will produce.
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