Instead of trying to ruin his brother's life, Michael just decided to annoy Lucifer. But he ended up getting distracted by the cute little lab tech, Ella Lopez.
For those who are anti Michael and Ella, I apologize but I needed them together for the story.
Lucifer and Chloe are together, very much in love and insanely happy.
Eve and Maze are also very much in love and insanely happy.
Dan is alive. Charlotte is alive. They are very much in love and insanely happy.
Dr. Linda is brilliant, even when drunk.
Amenadiel tries to keep the family behaving like adults. He's mildly successful.
Trixie is spending the weekend with Dan's parents. Charlie is being cared for by God and Goddess.
Everybody is in the Celestial Know.
Alcohol removes verbal filters. Even in celestials.
"Ella told me she wants me to tie her to the bed and just have my way with her. But I enjoy having her hands all over me when we have sex." Michael said very loudly, causing several patrons to turn their heads and look at him. Though he paid them little attention.
"A lover allowing you to tie them to the bed shows that they trust you. Ella is also interested in giving up total control to you. I think it's a foolish idea but if it's what Miss Lopez wants you should do that for her." Lucifer told his twin, also not bothering to lower his voice.
The conversation was gaining a large audience.
"Maze ties me up all of the time. It's really fun." Eve expressed with a large smile.
"Trust me, I have just as much fun. Having my girl beneath me, watching her writhe as I tease every inch of her." Maze closed her eyes and visibly shivered, "Ooh, it's delicious."
"It's important in a relationship that partners communicate and provide a give and take in all things. If you're not comfortable with tying your partner up, you need to tell them. But if you don't want to do it solely because you want to always have their hands on you, you might be behaving a little selfishly. To reach a compromise, tie Ella up one night, and then the next night, you guys can do what you prefer." Dr. Linda advised.
"Do you tie your detective up?" Michael asked Lucifer.
"There have been such occasions. And there have been times she has tied me up. It's always enjoyable exploring with my beloved. We've also used her handcuffs a time or two. Dating an officer of the law can have its perks."
Charlotte nodded enthusiastically. "Dan and I use his handcuffs a lot. We take turns playing naughty cops and robbers."
Dan stared in wide eyed shock that his girlfriend would reveal details of their sex life.
"A wonderful game to play. Especially when there's a little spanking on the bum for the one who's been extra naughty." Lucifer commented, ignoring the embarrassment of both Dan and Amenadiel.
Chloe and Ella returned that moment from the restroom. Each taking a seat next to their preferred twin.
"Michael was just telling us that you requested to be tied up." Eve announced.
Ella hit Michael as hard on the chest as she could, knowing that it wouldn't faze him. "You weren't supposed to be telling everybody that!"
"I wanted to know what they thought. Get their advice. Understand what the interest was in doing such things. I thought that if anyone knew all of the ways that sex could be enjoyable, my whore of a twin brother would."
"At least I've enjoyed what this existence has to offer." Lucifer defended. "Rather than deny myself all for the sake of pretending to be better than everybody else."
"Alright you two, stop fighting." Amenadiel ordered. "Don't ruin our night out."
The twins miraculously listened to their oldest brother. Each calming themselves by pulling their lady love tightly against them.
Eve took the silence as an opportunity to ask, "Chloe, Lucifer said the two of you have tied each other up. Do you enjoy being tied up more, or tying him up?"
Chloe just happened to be drunk enough to answer honestly. "Either way is fun. But I have to admit, sometimes it's cathartic to tie him up than sit on his face. Makes up for all of the times I wanted to shut him up."
"Oh, face sitting is so much fun, especially if there's some stubble and I can feel it scraping against my thighs." Ella sighed, visibly growing flushed at the memories.
Eve nodded. "Pain can make pleasure better. Maze bites my thighs and I bite hers when we go down on each other."
"Lucifer likes to suck marks on mine. There's a big one on my ass right now. From just before we joined you guys. He's so possessive sometimes. He put claim marks all over me."
"Michael did the same thing!" Ella lifted her skirt enough to reveal a purplish bruise on her inner thigh.
"Ella, my love, please." Michael put his hand over his girlfriend's thighs to hide the view from onlookers.
"Jealousy is the fear of having what you perceive to belong to you taken away." Linda announced, then finished off her third drink.
Michael didn't care about the definition of what he was feeling, he just wanted to make sure Ella remained all his and his alone.
"Ella, baby, I promise to do whatever you want as long as no one else gets to see or touch you."
"So you'll tie me up and pound my pussy until I can't remember my own name?"
"Happily."
"Ah, the art of using sex to get what you want. A tradition as old as time." Linda recited sagely.
"Nothing wrong with it. Chloe knows she can practically get me to roll over and beg, just by offering me a taste of what's between her devine legs."
"That's very true!" Chloe shouted excitedly. "Lucifer is the only man I've ever met who thinks its a prize if I let him give me oral sex!"
She leaned in close, as if to reveal a great secret, but she forgot to lower her voice.
"Lucifer laid me on the piano bench upstairs and ate me out before getting me dressed for our gathering. He said he liked the way my legs looked dangling over each side. But he put my shoes on first after licking my pussy. He looked at me lying on his bench for a while, just wearing my high heels. He must have really liked the view because he fucked two orgasms out of me. After he spilled himself he cleaned me up and put my dress on me. But he forgot to put me in a bra or underwear."
"Maybe he plans to fuck you again as soon as he is able." Ella theorized. "Michael and I had sex in my car on the way here. He kept my underwear. Told me he liked having easy access to my pussy as soon as we're alone again."
"Great. Both of them are sex addicts." Amenadiel groaned.
"Sex addiction is the inability to control one's sexual impulses. Sufferers often enjoy the pursuit of an encounter more than the act itself." Dr. Linda clarified. "So the twins can not be sex addicts, because they only want to have sex with the women they love."
Amenadiel rolled his eyes at the matching smug grins of the look alikes at being defended by the good doctor.
"Well, all of this talk about sex has me wanting to fuck Eve in the bathroom again." Maze announced, taking her girlfriend, who looked very eager, by the hand and pulled her to the ladies' restroom.
"Sex sounds like a great idea." Charlotte slipped out of the booth, Dan following obediently.
Chloe draped her arms around her sexy devil boyfriend. "Since I'm not wearing any underwear, if I wrap my legs around you, you could fuck me all of the way up to your penthouse. I'm pretty sure I'm already wet enough to fit your massive cock inside me."
"I would never take a chance on hurting you, my love. I prefer to get my fingers, lips and tongue on your petals first. Then I'll gladly take you on any surface you desire."
The couple didn't bother saying goodbye. Lucifer simply picked Chloe up and carried her to the elevator.
"Would you two mind if Michael and I left too?" Ella asked.
"Go ride your angel boyfriend's dick!" Linda said with way too much enthusiasm for Amenadiel's comfort.
With the night officially over, the oldest angel picked up the mother of his son, got her to her own home, where he tucked her snugly into bed, placing a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on her night stand.
Walking out of her room, he wondered which one of the twins would be the next to produce an offspring.