So after a few weeks I'm back with new chapter, hope you'll enjoy.

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Queef's bizzare adventure

The day came and the things didn't turn well for Moxxie. The Val and Vox even allowed Millie's parents to stay in their house, when they will be in Pentagram, for Moxxie that meant something terrible, they'll have to be there too... That was awesome...

,,So I talked with my parents and said to them, that they will sleep over in your parent's house, how they allowed them to, but..." Millie looked nervous ,,What?" Moxxie asked ,,They chose to be here for a week, to make some kind of vacation..." Moxxie freaked out ,,What!?" Millie looked at her husband ,,I actually think my parents want to truly know, who your parents are..." ,,I think they will realize their mistake very soon..." Millie huged her husband ,,Wecan do this, Mox." ,,Yeah, but I'm really curious, who will tell Val, that he can't use his studios for a whole week."

Moxxie encourage himself for 20 minutes and after that he decide, that the best thing to do is call Vox and tell him to tell it to Val. ,,Well, now we must go for my car..." Millie looked confused ,,Wait, what car?" ,,I have it in garage on the edge of the city, we must pick your parents somehow..."

When they were walking towards the garage Millie asked ,,Do you think they'll be so pissed of, that my parents will stay there." Moxxie looked at Millie and said ,,I don't care, what they will think, the worse thing is that what your parents will think about mine, also be there for week, that won't be pleasant." ,,C'mon hun, it can't be that bad." Moxxxie just smiled gently ,,Well, I hope so..."

,,For the fucking week?! Who told them, that we have a hotel here?! I'm canceling this goddamn thin..." ,,No, You fucking don't!" Val was little bit schocked ,,Wow, when you stoped being submisive bitch?" Vox gave him angry stare ,,Our son will spwnd some time with us in something, what doesn't include holidays, so don't fucking screw it! If he wants to, you'll stop your porn recordings for the week, you'll do it, understood." Val was normaly the dominant one and he wasn't prepeard for this, actually now he had something like a respect from Vox, it was the weird, but he didn't want to see, Vox's agresive mode so he just said ,,Whatever... You had a similar talk with Velvet?" ,,Not your buisiness." Vox just said with anoyance.

Moxxie was opening the garage, he strugeled with it for a few minutes, aftre that Millie pushed him away ,,Let me try." the gate was opened in a few seconds. After that Millie has seen a black car with goolden eagle shaped symbol, which looked like old, but still amazing. ,,What is..." ,,Pontiac firebird second generation, my dad had one, when he was alive and he loved that car, so he bought this, when he started in hell..." ,,So, how did you get it?" Millie asked ,,Well, one day he forgot about my birthday. He nearly don't drive normal cars, he has his limo, so he gave it to me. For the car from seventies it's still pretty good."

,,Inside looks modern, that's also from seventies?" Moxxie sat on driver's seat ,,That was Vox's update... So, there will be four of us..." Millie laughed nervously ,,Well, it looks like that my sister will also come, is that a problem?" Millie gigled in the end ,,No, not at all, we have tons of bedrooms at home, hope that some of them will be clean..." Moxxie shook, when he thought about that...

,,Also my sister will be there too, so it will be balanced..." ,,Wait, you have a sister!" Millie yeled in suprise ,,Yeah, you maybe heard of her, she goes by internet demon or just simply Velvet, she's adopted too..." ,,Well, your family is full of suprises."

After an hour they managed drive whole way to Wrath ring, the Wrath ring was 3 rings under the Pride, so the journey was pretty long.

,,Wait, what about Blitz, we can't just vanished." ,,I already spoke to him, he let this happen, I think after he was shot, electrocuted and was on..." He stoped himself, he didn'tr tell Millie all about, what happen, he just said he did get Val's money back, that was all... ,,... m- my dads visits, he knew that it wouldn't be so good for him..."

When there were in Greed ring, they didn't have a clue, that one creature knew about them, the hybrid between fly and chiuaua snifed, and he smelled two people who hurt him. One, who tried to kill him and another one, who didn't alllow him eat, what he wants. It was the epic... one and only... Queef!

He wanted revange, so his little brain started making the plan, months living here gave him knowlege about shortcuts, so he ran towards the one building, his fly legs could climb the walls, so he imedeatly ran on the roof and that was the place, when he could see it clearly, black car and two scents, Queef jumped and somehow managed to getr on the back part of the car and after thatr he want under the car.

Thanks to his sticky legs, poor inteligence and no self-preservation sence he was able to chill next to car's exhaust. He will show that moth bastartd and that meal destroyer, that were nicknames, what he made by himself, it would be great if he knew, what does it mean...

Finally Moxxie and Millie got to Wrath ringl, there were few miles from Millie's hometown and Moxxie asked Millie ,,How do you think they will react?" ,,Don't exactly know, but I think that they won't leave immedeatly... at least I hope for it..."

When they arived, Millie's parents were suprised with the car. They huged Millie, gave Moxxie some sceptical looks, actually it looked better than last time. After that they brang their suitcase's ,,Please let me help you." Moxxie tried, but Joe nor Lin didn't want to ,,I think, I still can do it my self boy..." Joe said.

,,Sallie we're leaving." Linn shouted. When everybody wait for Sally May, Queef snifed chance. Or better he sniffed something from the trunk and he managed to get here, it was a dead cocroach, he probably died recently in the trunk, Queef started eating.

When Salie came and threw her suitcase into trunk, what nearly hit Queef, Moxxie closed the trunk and went to his seat, Queef was wondering, what will he do, but after a while he forgot what he was thinking about and felt asleep.

The half of the way was completely silent, after that Joe finally managed to say something. ,,So, this is your car?" Millie smiled ,,Yes, Moxxie got it as a present few years ago!" that was something what Joe didn't expect. Gift? Most of imps, mostly that from the cities were really poor and this guy got this type of the car as the gift, when he was practicaly a child? He was really curious, who his parents are.

,,What is your parent's job actually, asked Sallie May with his usual tone. ,,Well they are... businessmen." ,,Oh, so something like ya boss?" ,,I think they're something little bit more..."

They finally manage to get into Pride ring. Queef woke up and started to think, if that suitcases are eatable. They missed Imp city, what shocked Millie's parents and sister ,,We're not going into the Imp city?" ,,Oh I've already told ya, that we're going to the Pentagram dad." Millie answered.

It was true, but Millie's parents didn't belive it too much, in Pentagram, there weren't much imps. They finally stoped... right before porn studios.

The Lynn and Joe looked disgusted by the building, but his face impresion completely turned into shock, when he saw that Moxxie's going towards the building. ,,Is this some kind of fuckin' joke?" Joe asked angrily, Moxxie sighed I wish..."

He came towards the huge door and rang, Millie's family made a group behind him, Lynn looked shocked, Joe was angry and Sale looked selfless as usual.

After a while the door opened, the Vox opened them with a nervous smile and said ,,Greetings, I'm Vox Moxxie's dad." heč walked out towards Lynn and Joe ,,And you must be Millie's parents." Millie's parents were both completely silent, his father is and overlord...

The Lynn was first to say something ,,Yeah, n- nice to meet you..." the conversation was, for Vox's anoyance and Joe and Lynn's joy, interupted by something, what smashed into door closed towards the enterance, after few more the door gave it up and giant four leged hammer head shark rushed into the room, he immideatly spoted Moxxie and jumped on him. Everybody looked frightened, unless they realized that the shark is licking Moxxie, he actually behave like a dog...

,,Stop, stop, yeah Varky, I also missed you, but get of me..." Moxxie was laughing on the ground. After he managed to stand up ,,So, how you probably realized this is my dad and this..." he looked at Vark ,,...is his pet shark, Vark." Vark turned towards the new comers, he started growling at them.

,,Vark stop!" Vox ordered and Vark started sniffing, after that he jumped o Millie and did the same thing to her as her husband few seconds ago." Millie was laughing infront of her frightened family.

The door opened and Val came in. That didn't help, even in Wrath ring, they heard about moth pimp. Val was smiling, what may probably seem like a calming gesture, but on Val it looked even more creepy than if he kept his mouth shut.

Millie's family, looked like they'll run out this building and they'll never hear about them again, but with some miracle they could stand it.

,,Welcome, I'm Valentino Moxxie's dad and I guess you are Joe and Lynn" after they shook their hands, or better Val did it with their completely frozen hands ,,Dad, can you show them their rooms?" Moxxie asked, the expresions on visitors faces turned into something, what looked like a someone, who experience something that horrible, that you would rather jump into vat of acid than experience it another second.

,,Can't you show us, boy?" Joe asked nervously ,,Er... sure, follow me..." ,,Wait, we také our suitcasses before..." Salie said and both of her parents gave her a proud stare, better if they won't be in contact with these abuminations...

Moxxie poked into his dad, Valentino looked anoyed, he sighed and said ,,Don't you want to help." ,,No, no, no... thank you, but we'll rather do it ourselves." Lynn said and they quickly got all their suitcase's.

Again anybody didn't gave any atention to Queef, who quickly jumped from the trunk and wait behind the car, that two motherfuckers must be on the same place...

After they quickly went in with suitcases, Valentino got an idea. He would lie if he said that he like the expresion on that imp faces, when they must have speak with an overlord ,,Moxxie you must help prepear the dinner, your sister do it..." Moxxie wanted something to say, but Valentino started shouting ,,Dolface can you show them, where are the bedrooms?!"

,,Sure Val." the Velvet's voice appeard and after few seconds the Velvet appeared ,,Hi, I'm Velvet Moxxie's sister. Oh hi Mox." She said with the smile, when she spoted her adoptive brother ,,Hi Vel said Moxxie without any emotions ,,Follow me." Val watched with pleasure, how Salie, Joe and Lyn's faces changed in horror, when they saw another overlord.

,,Ok, when you had your fun, I must say that it was better than I thought..." Val smirked ,,Of course. Did you seriously think, that I would rape them or some similar shit?" Moxxie looked at his father skeptically ,,Acording what you said to Millie..."

He didn't finish that, because something came towards him and spit some acid on him. Moxxie dodged and the liquid shot the wall. ,,What is that?" Val looked shocked ,,Queef, I thought I killed that bastard!"

Moxxie now recognized it, it was the same thing, what draged Millie, when she was unconsious before Loo Loo land. ,,Is that the same thing from Greed, wait I heard some noice, when we were going threw it... Wait, how would he survived..." ,,It survived two shots from a gun, so I wouldn't be suprised." Valentino said.

When they were talking Vark came closer towards Queef, he probably wanted to try eat him, but queef spit acid onto him. Vark started squeling and ran towards Vox.

,,You shot your own pwt?!" Moxxie screamed ,,You really are sick..." ,,You don't know, how anoying this... Animal, is." Val smiled ,,But now I finish my job!" he picked his gun, both Vox and Moxxxie jumped on him and tried to stop him. ,,Why would you do that?" Moxxie yeled ,,You don't even know if it's really... Queef? Also the name, why?" Moxxie finally managet to stole Val's gun.

,,Let's také a look on him." Moxxie went somewhere ,,Don't kill him!" he yelled, Vox was tryimg to gwt rest of liquid from Vark and Val really wanted to kick that thing before him. Moxxie came back with some meat on the plate. ,,He must be hungry." Moxxie said and put the plate before creature.

Queef looked at Moxxie with his weird eyes. It looked like, that guy wanted to feed him. Queef didn't trust him, but he was hungry. He snifed it for a while and after that, he started to eat. It was much better than that shits, what has in past few mounths.

After that Queef came towards Moxxie and started to cuddling with him. ,,You see..." Moxxie said, Val looked at Queef. When he realise that that moth is close to him, he quickly spit some acid into his face. ,,You little bitch!" he wanted kick him, but Moxxie was faster and draged him towards him.

When he was holding it, he felt collar on flydog's neck. He looked at it, it was few strings attached to a golde heart more than an actual collar ,,You were right it's really that pet of yours..."

Val had enough ,,Ok, enjoy your new pet, because I'm not taking the care of it." Moxxie sighed, actually new pet was harmless againts, what happened and what will happen.

,,He won't follow you orders, he's never followed mine so..." Val started with happy tone. ,,C'mon Queef..." Moxxie said and Queef imedeatly ran towards him ,,Bastard..." Val said, like if Queef understand him, he came back and a warm, yellow liquid was sudenly on the Val's shoe, after that Queef quickly ran after his new master.

Val was completely quiet, he looked at his shoe and after that yelled ,,You little dog bitch, how dare you?!" Moxxie just laughed, but his joy disapeard immedeatly, when he realized that in a few seconds, he will be on the same floor, where bedroom was...