"Hell no!" Nami rejected.
Luffy's smile grew anyways. "Why not?" Luffy tilted his head to the side like an innocent puppy.
"I told ya already! I hate pirates!" Nami responded pointing back at herself.
"NO!" Nami jumped and whipped around to look at Luffy.
A knowing look crossed her face, "see your all the sam-"
In a calm collected voice Luffy seemed to look right through Nami, tilting his once again a crazed look edged its way into his eyes, "you hate the idea of a pirate."
Nami was frozen, "w-what," she croaked.
"Not even five seconds ago you were all over me about having fun and robbing some pirates, you hate the idea of a pirate which was why you only then hated me after you found out I was one, so why do you hate your fabricated idea of a pirate so much, navigator-san~."
Nami was shocked, how could a complete stranger see through her carefully built up walls to hide herself behind so easily, it was chilling. Nami looked up, "I-I don't know what you're talking about."
"I'm bored." Luffy was turned around and started eatting again, leaving Nami dumb founded.
"HUH!?"
Turning around and pointing the loaf of bread at her face, berrie signs lit up in his eyes. "Let's go rob some pirates."
Nami was excited, not that she would admit that the moronic idiot she was dragging behind her, but she was. The plan he came up with was alright but the money!
Oof
"Captain Buggy! I've captured the thief!" She pulled the map out, "and here's your map!"
Luffy sat on the floor looking down at his feet trying to keep the smile off his face.
"Hmmm, what's this? You're returning the map, are ya now?"
"I had some problems with my employer, he's an idiot. And I was thinking I could join you!"
Laughs rang through the air. "An Idiot eh?! YOU'VE GOT SPUNK! I THINK I'LL LET YOU JOIN!"
While Luffy was being moved into the cage in the back he caught the disgusted and scared look that crossed her face. 'Fascinating. What could possibly have caused that horrified look.'
"So you want me, to take you, and turn you in to trick the pirates into thinking I'm on their side?"
Luffy was practically vibrating with excitement, "ohh yeah, this is gonna be good, imagine all that money!"
Nami swooned and grasped her hands together, "KYA~ I can't wait!"
Luffy rubbed his hands together and cackled, "yeah, yeah, and then," Luffy sat forward, "we can rob all those unsuspecting morons at the pub later in poker!"
Nami stopped and quickly spun around grabbing both of Luffy's hands, "poker~."
Luffy grinned, hat shadowed his eyes, "poker 3."
The cackling laughs that followed after words would send shivers down every decent pirate's spine.
Nami stopped and turned around, "how will you get out though?"
Luffy stopped laughing and met her eyes, "1000 berrie bet on my swordsman breaking me out in time."
From across the sea Zoro paled, stopping his quick rowing to the upcoming island on the horizon. Shit. And then started rowing faster than before.