1 Piece Vampire
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"So why are you helping us? I mean…you're pirates. What do you stand to gain from this?" Iggaram asked looking at the pirates curious while Luffy was in one of his Dracula moments as he reclined on a chair and enjoyed a glass of blood red wine as they were sailing away from the bounty hunters nest.
"One I'm getting rid of an annoyance who's been messing with Police Girl. Two, I'm bored. Hopefully fighting this fool will kill my boredom for a little while." Luffy said humming slightly as he sipped on the wine without even looking at the now former bounty hunters. Mr. 9 and Ms. Monday had stayed behind to take care of the town and the people in it since it was the only home they had.
"But Mr. Zero is notoriously strong! I hear he even has a logia devil fruit and-"
"Then he'll probably be falling into the same weakness all the other Logia users in Paradise have. Believing that they're untouchable when really they're very easy to hit." Luffy said looking as unbothered and cool as you please.
"But he's a warlord!" Vivi said looking alarmed and worried and Luffy snorted slightly.
"There's only one Warlord with a Logia so now I know who he is and what he can do. He's not a threat at all, just an annoyance." Luffy said waving the thought of the man being a threat away.
"Kindly don't underestimate the No Life King. Crocodile is very much a dead man walking as soon as he comes near Master." Robin said with a smile as she approached and refilled his glass of wine, Luffy's hand snaking out to grab hold of her waist and pull her in for a cuddle. His new life was very much a touchy feely person, but add that to Alucard and Dracula's dislike of being touched or touching strangers that he wasn't killing? Well he was very touchy feely with those he knew and liked. And Robin was definitely one of them.
"A Crocodile is nothing but prey to a vampire." Luffy said with a small fanged smile as he sipped the wine and held onto Robin.
"The only reason I haven't killed him myself yet is because I thought he might make a good snack for Master." Robin said and she wasn't bothered at all by the cuddling as she reclined into Luffy's body and relaxed. She was very much touch starved and affection starved. She knew it and she was sure that her master knew it as well. She was more than happy to cuddle and be cuddled by her master.
"Not sure Police Girl. After all it's so irritating when you get sand in your teeth." Luffy said and she chuckled a bit. He had a point though, if one thought sand in their shorts was annoying they've never had sand in their teeth.
"Ah I can imagine." Robin said and she was happy to curl up in his lap and arms and nestle her face into his neck.
"Are you two a couple?" Vivi asked curiously as she stared at the two of them.
"Hm? A couple? Ah…not how you mean it." Robin said although she didn't look up or move from her position curled up on his lap with her face in his neck.
"We're more fuck buddies than anything. And even then only on occasion." Luffy said casually before he reached one hand up and began to pet Robin's hair while she didn't even look embarrassed at that.
"You can feed off of me if you need to Police Girl." Luffy said petting her hair and she immediately sunk her fangs into his neck and began to drink.
"Good girl." Luffy praised as he petted her hair some more while she drank from him.
"She's drinking your blood?" Vivi asked oddly interested as she watched Ms. All-Sunday drink from the dangerous but strangely not dangerous at all pirate.
"Mhm. Being such a good girl this time." Luffy spared Robin a surprisingly soft smile while she hummed happily as she continued to drink before Luffy looked up and over at Nami.
"Why are we not setting sail yet? We should be leaving soon." Luffy said raising an eyebrow at Nami who stared for a moment longer before she began barking orders and getting them away from the island.
"The next island on the course however is Little Garden, most people never survive it." Robin said as she separated from her Masters neck for just a moment to look up, blood on her lips as she glanced up with glowing red eyes. Vivi could see how everyone else either flinched or looked away from the sight but she could only continue to stare fascinated.
"We're not most people my dear. So worry not. Things will work themselves out as they always do." Luffy kissed her head and gently pressed her face back towards her neck, making her hum a bit as she latched back on and continued to drink.
"Ah I actually have an eternal pose to Alabasta. So we can skip past all of the other islands." Igaram said pulling out an eternal pose and holding it up for the others to see. That finally caused Vivi to stop staring at the two reincarnated vampires and turn to look at him.
"When did you take that from my pocket?" Vivi asked looking at him curiously after having checked to make sure that it wasn't the same one she carried. It was.
"While you were staring at the two of them." Igaram said bluntly and Vivi blushed at being called out.
"Ah but that's a relief. Now we can miss Little Guardian and anything else in our way." Nami said looking relieved as she moved as if to get the log pose from Igaram. Igaram took a step back on reflex however and bumped into the railing, causing the eternal pose to drop from his hand and into the unforgiving sea below.
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"WHAT THE HELL IGARAM!?"
Luffy just chuckled as Vivi had a funny scary face while managing to somehow shake Igaram back and forth as he cried and apologized.
It was funny to see her shake a man twice her height and three times her weight like he was a rag doll.