"Well, if it isn't my one and only wife. How's it going babe?"
"Not good. Me and Jules have not found Thomas Bradford anywhere. What about you and the others?"
"No luck for me and everyone else as well."
"Well, me and Jules are taking a break. When getting a bite to eat from a food truck."
"Did she just say food truck?" Shawn is thinking he heard her correctly. Shawn quickly looks at the pot of tomato sauce. Shawn then has a psych-out flashback to what Charles said.
"That is right. We figured we bring it back as evidence."
Once his psych-out flashback is over with, Shawn quickly grabs Jake's walkie talkie to talk to Amy.
"Amy, this is Shawn. The food truck where you and Jules are at, it belongs to Thomas Bradford. I have a picture of him right here in my hand. Does the owner of the food truck have a beard, a moustache, and dark, curly hair?"
"Amy takes a good look at the owner. It is the Food Truck Bandit right in front of her eyes.
"Amy's mouth is opened, as she cannot believe that it is him," Oh my god Shawn, you are right. I am looking at him right now."
"What is going on?" Jules asked.
"It is him. Thomas Bradford, the Food Truck Bandit," Amy whispered.
"Ladies, how may I help you?" Thomas Bradford asked.
"You can help us by having the right to remain silent, Thomas Bradford. Does the Food Truck Bandit ring any bells?" Amy asked.
Thomas Bradford says nothing and continues to stand still. He knew that the jig was up, but he quickly ran out of his food truck. Amy and Jules are running after him. It did not take long for Amy to catch up with him, as she tackles him down to the ground and hand cuffs him behind his back. Jules shows up.
"Thomas Bradford, you are under arrest for stealing 500 food trucks," Jules said.
Back at the 99, Jake, Amy, Charles, Rosa, Shawn, Gus, and Jules are in the interrogation room with Thomas Bradford. Rosa is sitting across from him, as she asked some questions.
So, Bradford. You have stolen 500 food trucks, correct?"
"Wouldn't you like to know."
Rosa gets angry, as she quickly jumps up from her seat and slaps Thomas Bradford in the face.
"Ow! Damn that hurts!"
I'll" slap you even harder if you don't behave. Now, I am going to ask you again, have you stolen 500 food trucks?"
"None of your business," Thomas Bradford still refusing to answer the question. Shawn and Jake end up rapping to Salt-N-Pepa's "None of Your Business."
Shawn & Jake: No don't try, to change my mind, I'll" tell you one more time
Its none of your business
Rosa gives Shawn & Jake a mean glare.
"Sorry, we just love that song," Shawn said.
"Yeah boy!" Jake throwing up the peace sign.
Rosa looks back at Thomas Bradford.
"Listen, if you don't answer the question, I will slap you silly. Now, have you stolen 500 food trucks?"
"You really wanna know?"
"Well, duh, that is why I asked you the question."
"Fine, I'll" tell you. It all started since my childhood. My dad used to have his own food truck business. We would always make food together and I also wanted to follow in his footsteps. I always dreamed of having my own food truck business. By the time I was ten, my parents got a divorce, my mom got full custody of me, and my dad lost his food truck business. My first job was working at Nacho Cheese, but I quit. Then I worked at Mario's pizza. I eventually left and started my own food truck business in honor of my father. I met my ex-girlfriend, Angela at the time. We were working together, and we moved to Santa Barbara, California to start our food truck business. It was going great until I gave Angela a hard time about the perfection of the food we were preparing. She broke up with me and she moved back to Brooklyn. I ended the food truck business on my own and I have not been the same since our breakup. That is when I one day snapped and started stealing food trucks. The police eventually tracked me down, so I figured I would return to Brooklyn, hoping that they would not find me," Thomas Bradford explained.
"Not only that, but you're hoping to get back with your ex because you miss her so much. You stole food trucks for her and that you are miserable without her," Shawn figured it out.
"Yeah, how do you know?" Thomas Bradford asked.
"Because I am a psychic and I know these things," Shawn replied. "We also have your girlfriend waiting outside of the interrogation room. Come on in Angela!"
Angela is a blonde woman with bangs, also wearing a white t-shirt with a black leather jacket, and blue jeans.
Angela walks into the interrogation room and confronts the Food Truck Bandit. "What the hell Thomas?" She asked. "I can't believe you have been going around stealing food trucks."
Angela then slaps him in the face.
"OW! Angela what are you doing here?"
"I got a call from the 99. They told me you were down here. Have you lost your mind?"
"Why do you care? You were the one who broke up with me. I'm sure you moved on to another man you bitch!" Thomas Bradford yells.
Angela slaps him again.
"OWWWW!"
"I have not seen anyone since we broke up you fool. I still love you and I want us to be together as long as you promise not to give me a hard time again."
"I promise. I have been a wreck without you, and I don't want to lose you again."
Thomas Bradford gets up and he and Angela give each other a hug and a kiss.
Angela then looks at Rosa.
"So, is he going to jail?" Angela asked.
"If you want him to, even if he has learned his lesson. After all, he has not murdered anyone, he just stolen 500 food trucks," Rosa explained.
"Sent his ass to jail! He's a copycat!" Doug Judy yelled.
"Who are you?" Thomas Bradford asked.
"The Pontiac Bandit and I am the real bandit!" Doug Judy continues to yell.
Doug Judy then runs and tackles him.
"Get your hands off my boyfriend!" Angela yelled.
"Piss off you blonde, bimbo bitch!" Doug Judy yells while choking Thomas Bradford by his neck.
Angela kicks Doug Judy.
The Food Truck Bandit is free to go. Gus asked Rosa out on a date.
"So, Rosa, I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime?"
"Listen Gus. Amy told me that you have a crush on me. You seem like a nice guy, but I don't see us dating each other."
"You're a racist, aren't you?"
"Woah Woah. Trust me, I am not a racist. I once dated a black man."
"You're a lesbian?"
"Well, I am bisexual. I'm sorry, but you are just not my type. Are you going to be okay?"
"Oh, okay," Gus is starting to cry as his eyes are getting watery.
"Are you crying?"
"No, its my allergies. It causes my eyes to get watery," Gus trying his best to hold back his tears.
"Dude, c'mon. Please don't cry and I want us to be friends, okay?"
"Alright."
Rosa walks up to Gus and gives him a thank you kiss on his right cheek.
Rosa smiles. "Thanks for helping me and the rest of the 99 crew. We could not have done the case without you, Shawn, and Jules," Rosa then playfully hits Gus hard in his right arm.
"Ow," Gus in pain while rubbing his arm up and down.
Gina walks up to Gus as she watched him and Rosa talking to each other from afar.
"Man, she turned you down hard, huh? You look as if you lost your best friend."
"I lost the true love of my life. At least we can still be friends, plus I got a thank you kiss on the cheek for helping her with the case today."
Gina opens her arms out to give Gus a hug.
"Come here."
Gus emotionally breaks down and cries, as he is walking over to Gina.
"That's it. Let it out overly sensitive black guy."
"My name is Gus."
Yeah, well to me you are known as overly sensitive black guy."
Outside of the 99th Precinct, Shawn, Gus, Jules, and Lassie are saying their goodbyes to Jake, Amy, Charles, Rosa, and Gina.
"Well, it was nice knowing you guys. It was a pleasure solving this case together," Shawn said.
"Well, before you go, I have a little something for Jules," Amy gives Jules a shopping bag. Jules grabs the gift outside of the bag and it is a binder.
"It is a binder. Thank you, Amy," Jules with a delightful smile.
"I told you I would get you a binder as a gift," Amy replied.
"You are like the best friend I ever had," Jules said.
"I feel the same way," Amy replied.
Amy and Jules give each other a hug.
"I am going to miss you so much," Jules said.
"Me too," Amy replied.
"So, how long are you guys going to be in town?" Jake wondered.
"For a couple more days and then we will head back to Santa Barbara," Shawn replied.
"Noice. We should all hang out some more until you guys go back home," Jake suggested. "You think Lassie Frazz here wants to join us?"
"Okay, first off, I will not be joining all of you since I will be relaxing back at the hotel, and two, I already have to put up with Spencer, so I do not need a Spencer 2.0 giving me problems either, especially calling Lassie Frazz. Watch it Peralta," Lassie warning Jake.
"Sure thing Lassie Frazz," Jake replied.
Jake and Shawn laugh and high five each other.
Lassie angrily walks away.
"Hey, we should hang out at Charles' beach house," Jake suggested.
"Yes, especially since drunk Amy is fun except for Sixth Drink Amy, she is just sad," Gina said.
"I'm sorry, drunk Amy?" Jules having no idea what they are talking about.
"It's the Santiago Drunkenness Scale based on the amount of drinks Amy has had and how it affects her personality. There are nine drink Amy's," Rosa explained.
"Is there a 10th Drink Amy?" Gus curiously asked.
"Only one way to find out," Charles replied.
"No, we are not going to find out what 10th Drink Amy is like," Amy refuses.
"See, this is what I am talking about. Sober Amy is such a boring bitch," Gina said.
"Then it is settled. Let's all get drunk at my beach house tonight," Charles said.
"Yeah!" Everyone said but Amy.
Later that night. Jake, Amy, Charles, Rosa, Gina, Shawn, Jules, and Gus are all at Charles' beach house. Rosa, and especially Amy are the only ones who ended up getting drunk. Amy ends up having her tenth drink and she is speaking Japanese.
"Well, tenth drink Amy speaks Japanese," Jake said.
"Does anyone know how to speak Japanese?" Gus asked. "I'm curious to know what Amy is saying."
"I wish I spoke Japanese," Jake replied.
"Now that I think about, ninth drink Amy spoke French, but then she threw up, causing her to drop down on the scale to another of her personas. Do you think the same will happen to tenth drink Amy?" Charles wondered.
"Nah, I doubt it," Jake replied.
Amy ends up vomiting.
"Yep, she is vomiting," Jake said.
The End