Me: ok, we're going 2 skip ahead a few years. Itachi and Naruto r together, u will soon find out how much, and they have 2 kids. Now, time for the fun 2 start! Kyosuke has one hell of a mouth! Ok, enjoy the chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do own any characters that no one has heard of!

Pairings: (main) ItaNaru (side) one-sided SasuNaru, SakuLee, GaaNeji (I luv that pairing so back off), ShikaTemari, KibaHina, KakaIru, and ShinoKan

Warnings: yaoi (boy on boy. If u don't like it, then leave now), mpreg, violence, swearing, mentions of rape, and very nice juicy lemons (he-he).

'Kyuubi thinking' "Kyuubi talking" POV change "Talking" 'Thinking' Time Skip (if any)

Eight Years Later

Kyosuke's POV

Shut up. You two are annoying. Why did I come here with you two? Oh yeah. To escape Uncle Kisame. Sigh, oh well. Better being with my annoying siblings then suffer the wrath of Uncle Kisame. I chuckled when I thought of the prank I pulled on him. Shark fin soup was a dreaded dish for Uncle Kisame, and I made it, fed it to him, and then told him what it was when he was done eating. Seriously. Shouldn't he at least know what the dish he hates the most taste like if he doesn't want to eat it? I looked down from my perch to look at my little brother and sister. Itanane was the second oldest out of us three, she was the middle child. She looked a lot like mom, except her bangs were black and she had dad's eyes. Now Naruchi, he looked like an exact copy of dad. He had the lines under his eyes and everything! He even out his hair in a ponytail like dad. Naruchi was the youngest, but not for long.

I wasn't the smartest kid around, and I defiantly wasn't the dumbest. I never really noticed a similarity between me and dad, so when I asked mom about it, I was told the truth. I don't care if Itachi isn't my real dad. I love him like he was. He raised me and trained me for battle. He was my dad, and I don't care what anyone says. Gramps always said not to let what anyone tells me get to me anyway. And I should at least warn people of my strength. It's great being part fox. Stronger then a normal human and faster, too. My siblings and I are all part fox. Barely any, but we still had some fox demon in us.

I looked to the woods when I heard something move. Apparently, my runts of siblings didn't notice since Itanane was still talking to Naruchi about different herbs and plants. Knowing my brother, who acted like my mom, he wasn't paying attention. He was too busy playing with the clay bird Uncle Dei gave him when he was two years old. I usually wonder how Uncle Dei manages to keep his chakra in that thing for this long without making it blow up. "Now what are a couple of children as young as you two doing out here?" I heard someone asked my siblings. I wasn't surprised when they didn't notice me. Sure, I had silver hair and all, but I was concealed within the leaves of the tree.

Naruchi, who was naturally shy, turned around after stuffing his clay bird into his shirt and once he saw who was there, he hid behind Itanane, who usually acted like dad. Weird how someone who looks like mom can act like dad and it's the opposite for my brother. "Who are you?" Itanane asked the strangers. I didn't see them clearly, but I could tell what their hair color was and how many of them were there. There might be more then I can see, though. One had silver hair, sort of like mine, but it didn't have any blond in it. Another had pink hair. Shiver. I can't stand pink. Not unless I'm using it for a prank. About three black hair and a few had brown hair. The last one I could see had red hair. Man, I never thought I would see someone who needed a brush as much as my mom did. And there were few people who needed one. Wait! There's others! I could tell they're girls, and they both had blonde hair. Not as blond as mom's but hey! Mom looks like he got his hair from the damn sun.

"My name's Kakashi Hatake," the guy with the silver hair replied. Wait a minute! Is he getting closer to my little brother and sister?!

Normal POV

"Hey!" a voice from one of the trees yelled out. "Mind getting away from my siblings?!" A child, about eight years old, with silver-blond hair leapt down from the trees. His eyes were fixed into a glare while he was looking at the intruders. "I don't like it one bit."

"Okay, so there are three of you here," Kakashi said. Kyosuke looked around at the others, finally able to see their faces. "What are you three doing out here by yourselves?"

"None of your damn business," Kyosuke replied, not bothering to make eye contact since he was studying the others. "What are you doing around here with so many friends? Huh?" Kyosuke finally made eye contact with the silver-haired ninja.

"Well, we've been looking for someone for the past few years, and the leader of our village said that there were some rumors about the one we're looking for being around here."

"Who the hell are you all?"

"I think you should be a little more respectful, brat," Sasuke stated.

"Make me, asshole!"

"Kyosuke," Itanane said, grabbing her brother's arm. "Mom and Dad said no picking fights with strangers if you don't know their strength."

"Then spill it," Kyosuke said, looking at his younger brother.

"The adults are the strongest," Naruchi stated. "That red-head has a lot of power, too. The rest of them have very high chakra levels."

"How can you tell?" Neji asked. As far as he knew, only the Hyuuga clan could tell the chakra levels of other people.

"None of your damn business, blind man," Kyosuke snapped.

"I'm not blind."

"Sure as hell look like it!"

"I've just about had enough of this runt," Gaara stated, sand sipping out of his gourd. Kyosuke went into an automatic fighting stance with kunais in one hand and shurikens in another. "Like a child like you can even hope to defeat me."

"Don't judge a book by its cover," Kyosuke stated. "You'll be in for one hell of a surprise." Neji stretched his arm out in front of Gaara, who was just looking at him with blank eyes.

"Don't start a fight, Gaara," Neji said. "We're here to look for Naruto, not pick fights with children."

"What the hell do you want with mom?" Kyosuke asked, making everyone look at him strangely.

"Mom?" everyone asked, clearly surprised. Even Gaara and Sasuke showed that they were shocked.

"Yeah," Kyosuke said slowly, like he was talking to a retard. "Our mother's name is Naruto. What do you want with him?"

"A guy can't get pregnant," Sakura stated. She was a medic-nin. She knew this was a fact.

"Mommy can," Naruchi stated. "Because mommy is a fox, like us."

"Naruchi," Itanane said.

"You're telling too much," Kyosuke finished for his sister. He looked into the eye of the one in front of him, Kakashi. "Why are you looking for our mom? You gonna answer anytime soon, asshole?"

"You really shouldn't be talking like that," Kakashi said. "It's isn't nice."

"So? You're face might as well not be nice since you're hiding it from everyone." He smirked when he saw Kakashi glaring at him. "Just like the rest of you. None of you look like you came from a great village. As a matter fact, where the hell were you all raised? The wilderness?"

"Apparently, you were," Kiba growled out. His dog, Akamaru, who was the size of a wolf, growled in agreement.

"Nope," Kyosuke said with a smirk, proud that he managed to punch another person's buttons. "I was raised by my parents. You look like you weren't with hair like that. It's known as a comb! You can get one in the village!"

"You are really starting to get annoying," Temari stated, placing her hand on the fan strapped to her back.

"Go ahead!" Kyosuke baited. "I dare ya! Attack me!"

"She'll really do it," Shikamaru stated in a bored tone.

"And then I guess I'll have to step in," a voice said from the woods surrounding them. The voice sounded really familiar to all of them. They all looked behind the three young children when they spotted movement. A familiar blond came into sight. His hair was a little more tamed then when he was younger, but he still had the whisker scars on his cheeks, making his easily recognizable. Naruchi had left his older siblings and ran over to the blond, who picked up the youngest child once he got to him. "Kyosuke, that's enough. Put away your weapons." Kyosuke scowled, but did what he was told. Naruto walked over to his old friends with Naruchi on his waist. "What are you guys doing around here?" His voice sounded like venom towards them.

"Where have you been, dobe?" Sasuke asked impatiently. "We've been searching for you for eight years."

"Well, as you can plainly see, I've been busy the past eight years," Naruto motioned towards the three children. "Besides, why would any of you care if I was gone or not?"

"We're your friends, Naruto," Sakura stated. Kyosuke scoffed in disgust. "What are you scoffing about?" Sakura snapped at the oldest of the children, oblivious to the glare she was receiving from Naruto.

"You guys?" Kyosuke said in a tone that was plainly saying 'you're joking'. "Mom's friends? As if."

"Kyo, please be silent," Naruto said.

"Sorry, mom," Kyosuke said before he walked over to Naruto, standing next to him. Itanane was next to him on the opposite side.

"Now, why have you been looking for me?" Naruto asked his old friends and senseis.

"We want you to come back to Konoha," Iruka stated.

To everyone's surprise, Naruto started to chuckle deeply before he burst out laughing. Kyosuke and Itanane were smirking and Naruchi was just looking at them confused. "You want me to go back to Konoha? Now answer me this. Why would I want to go back there? I was shunned. Not welcomed there. Here, I'm actually happy. When I was in Konoha, I faked every bit of my happiness. Mainly because I didn't want people who didn't know to feel sorry for me. Oh well." He looked at them dead in the eyes with his red demonic ones. "I am never going back to that hellhole."

"Naruto," Sasuke said, a little surprised. "What the hell even happened to you to make you act this way?"

"You really want to know, Sasuke? I mean really, really want to know?" Sasuke nodded. Everyone else was staring at Naruto with surprise, hoping that this was a other one of his pranks where he just yells out 'I fooled you!'. "Kyosuke was the main reason why I left," Naruto said, looking at his oldest. "I'm sure you noticed a difference between him and these two. Aren't you a little curious as to why he has silver hair and these two don't have a single silver strand? He has a different father. I don't really know who it is, and to tell you the truth, I could care less."

"How could you not know who his father is?" Hinata asked.

"Simple. It was dark, and he along with a friend of his came into my room and had their way with me. Took me a while to get over that. A long while. Kyosuke is the result of that night that still haunts my dreams. The only clue I have is that the one who did it has silver hair. I mean, look at him."

"What's wrong with my hair?" Kyosuke asked, pouting a little.

"Nothing," Naruto replied, ruffling his son's hair a little. "At first, I wasn't very happy about carrying a child, but then I changed my mind. Then a couple years after Kyosuke was born, I got pregnant again with Itanane here." He placed a hand on the young girl's head. "Kyosuke is eight years old, Itanane is six, and Naruchi is four. He's not going to be the youngest for long," Naruto whispered the last part. Kyosuke heard him though.

"I knew it!" Kyosuke exclaimed, pointing an accusing finger at his mother. Naruto paced a finger over his mouth, telling Kyosuke to be quiet about it. He knew he said it low enough for the other ninjas to have not heard him.

"How can you even get pregnant?" Kiba asked.

"Kyuubi No Kitsune," Naruto replied. "He said that gender don't matter to a fox. All of them can get pregnant."

"Who is their father?" Neji asked. He was curious, as was everyone else.

"I'll give you a hint. The first part of his name is in Itanane's and the last part of his name is in Naruchi's. Put it together. I know you're not stupid. Stubborn, yes. Stupid, no."

Neji was staring at Naruto with thoughtful eyes while everyone else was trying to figure it out. Sasuke stared at Naruto in disbelief. "It's Itachi, isn't it?!" Sasuke snapped. "Isn't it, Naruto?!"

"What's wrong, Sasuke? Upset that you lost me to your brother? Yes, their father is Itachi Uchiha." Everyone was staring at him with wide eyes. "Also, I'm married to him. And if you know what is best for you, you'll leave before the Akatsuki find out you're here. I plan on getting my revenge on the village eventually, but not anytime soon. Dad already knows you're here, but if he knows that I'm here with you, I don't know. He might, he might not."

"Gramps knows everything that's going on," Kyosuke stated. "He's sneaky that way." The oldest child crossed his arms over his chest, looking in a random direction. Naruto sighed, shaking his head a little before he brought two fingers up.

"I suggest you leave while you can," Naruto said before he and the three children left in a poof of smoke. Everyone looked at Sasuke, waiting to see his reaction. His hands were clenched tight enough to draw blood and his eyes were no longer the normal black color. They were the master form of the Sharingan.

Naruto appeared in a poof of smoke in the living room, but no one seemed surprised. Naruto placed Naruchi down, who ran over to his Uncle Dei while Itanane went over to her Uncle Sasori. Kyosuke just rested against a wall and closed his eyes. Naruto walked over to Itachi and sat down, resting his head on the Uchiha's shoulder. A smirk found its way to Itachi's lips before he wrapped an arm around Naruto's waist, pulling the blond closer to his body. "Anything happen?" Itachi asked.

"Not really," Naruto replied. "Ran into some old friends when I was looking for the kits." He noticed the looked Itachi was giving him when he stared at the blond out of the corner of his eye. "Relax, they didn't touch me. I made sure of it. Sasuke seemed pretty pissed off when he found out who their father was."

"I expected as much," Itachi stated before he stood up, holding Naruto bridal style. "We're going to retire to our room," Itachi said. "Make sure the kids don't play too many pranks with Tobi, Deidara."

"Sure thing, un!" Deidara replied, taking his attention off the damaged clay bird he had giving to Naruchi a couple years back.

Itachi had turned and walked down the hall with Naruto still in his arms. He only let him go when they reached their room. He laid the smirking blond on the bed before he climbed over him, kissing Naruto fully and deeply on the lips, sucking on his bottom lips slightly.

(LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!)

Naruto allowed Itachi to enter his mouth with a low moan right after he placed a Silencing Jutsu on the room. His arms wrapped around Itachi's neck loosely. The Uchiha's hand trailed up Naruto's stomach and chest under the blonde's shirt. Naruto gripped Itachi's hair as soon as he felt the brunette rub his hardened nipples. They broke about for a second to take a breath before they attached lips again. Naruto's hand eventually trailed down Itachi's spine until the reached the bottom of the Uchiha's shirt and started to pull it up, scrapping his nails slightly on Itachi's back. The Uchiha moaned into Naruto's mouth, making the blond smirk a little. He knew how Itachi liked it.

They broke apart once again before they removed their shirts from one another. Itachi smirked when he saw Naruto tugging at his pants. "Impatient, aren't you?" Itachi purred into the Kyuubi vessel's ear, nipping at it a little.

"You know me," Naruto replied with a smirk. "I'm always impatient."

Itachi chuckled a little before he started to suck on Naruto's neck lightly. Naruto arched his back to Itachi's chest, as if he was begging for more. He felt the Uchiha's lips form a smirk against his bare skin. Itachi slipped his hands into Naruto's loose pants, tracing the blonde's inner thigh. Naruto let out a low moan, clawing at Itachi's back as he felt Itachi's light touches inch closer and closer to his hardening member. "Itachi," Naruto whined. "Stop being a tease." Itachi smirk grew a little wider as he started to kiss his way down Naruto's neck until he reached the firm chest of his lover.

Itachi started to play with the brim of Naruto's pants, teasing him in his own cruel way. Itachi started to kiss Naruto's chest before attaching his lips to the hardened nubs on the blonde's chest. Naruto moaned loudly as he felt Itachi's tongue move around his nipples while Itachi was sucking on his chest. The blond buried his fingers into the long black hair, gripping it tightly. Eventually, he slowly pulled off Naruto's pants and boxers until his lover was revealed completely to him. Itachi hovered over Naruto's nude body, taking in the sight that was under him. "You're not being fair, Itachi," Naruto stated.

"How so?" Itachi asked, running the tip of his fingers down the blonde's abdomen before he started to play with the head of Naruto's throbbing member.

"You're still wearing your pants," Naruto stated, obviously biting back a moan, but he couldn't hold it back when he felt Itachi stroking him.

"All you had to do was ask," Itachi said before he left Naruto's erection. Naruto growled when he saw Itachi taking his sweet time and when he saw the smirk on the Uchiha's face. Naruto sat up a little, still in-between Itachi's legs, so he couldn't sit up very much. But he did sit up enough to swat Itachi's hands away from his clothing before Naruto decided it was time he tortured Itachi. He knocked the Uchiha down, making Itachi lie on his back on the bed with Naruto straddling his waist. "Not funny," Itachi stated.

"Yes it was," Naruto responded. "And it's about to get better." Naruto lowered himself to Itachi's pants before he slipped them off. Once they were off and joined the other articles of clothing on the floor, Naruto grabbed Itachi's hard member before engulfing it in his mouth. The Uchiha moaned loudly when he felt the blonde's tongue swirling around him before Naruto started suck on him. Itachi tilted his head back, gripping the spiky blond locks on his lover's head.

"Ah! Naruto!" Itachi called out as Naruto sucked him harder and harder until he couldn't hold back anymore and spilled his seed into Naruto's mouth. The blond swallowed it greedily. Itachi panted as he watched Naruto slowly climbing up his body before he started to nip at the Uchiha's neck. Itachi gripped Naruto's waist before he rolled them over so he was on top. Naruto was grinning madly. "What are you grinning about?"

"Nothing," Naruto innocently replied as he ran his hands down Itachi's chest and stomach before he gave Itachi's member a little stroke. He smirked when he heard the small groan of impatience emit from the Uchiha's throat. "And you called me impatient," Naruto said.

"Shut up," Itachi responded before he captured Naruto's lips with his own. The blonde's hands left Itachi's erection to wrap around the Uchiha's neck and pulled him closer. Itachi smirked before he lifted Naruto's legs to wrap around his waist. They broke the kiss for a second to take a breath before they attached again. Itachi's member pressed against Naruto's entrance before the blond felt Itachi enter him completely. Naruto gave out a small yelp when Itachi had entered him. "So tight, Naruto," Itachi moaned.

Naruto only responded by rocking his hips into Itachi's, begging for the Uchiha to move. Itachi complied with a smirk. He slowly pulled himself out until only the tip was left inside Naruto before he thrusted back in, hitting Naruto's spot. The blond yelled with pleasure as Itachi moved in and out of him, hitting his prostate each time. "I-Itachi! Onegai! Ha-Harder!" Itachi didn't need to be told, but he enjoyed hearing Naruto beg for more. Itachi did indeed increase his speed like Naruto had begged him to. The Kyuubi vessel continued to yell and scream with pleasure each time Itachi hit his spot and increased his speed with each thrust. After a few more thrust, Naruto yelled out Itachi's name before he spilled his seed onto his and Itachi's stomach. Not long after that, Itachi came inside of Naruto.

(THELEMONISOVER!THELEMONISOVER!THELEMONISOVER!)

Itachi collapsed, but supported himself on his elbows so he wouldn't squish Naruto under him. After catching his breath, he pulled out of Naruto and laid next to the blond, who was laying on his side, his face buried into Itachi's chest. He felt Naruto's hot pants of air hit his bare skin over and over until they started to even out. "We keep this up and we're going to have triplets," Naruto said once his breathing was settled.

The Uchiha looked down at Naruto curiously. "Don't you mean twins?"

"Oops," Naruto said. "Well, you thought I was carrying one. I'm not. We have two little Uchiha's growing inside of me." Itachi stared at Naruto with wide eyes before they relaxed and a smirk found its way to his lips. He wrapped an arm around Naruto's waist, pulling the blond closer to his body. He didn't fail to notice Naruto placing his hands on his abdomen. Naruto looked up at Itachi, staring right into his eyes. "How many kids are you planning to have me carry?" he asked in a joking tone.

"I don't know," Itachi replied, using the same tone as Naruto used. "Maybe a few more after these two."

"That's it!" Naruto laughed. "I'm going to start using protection after these two are born!" Itachi started to laugh with him.

Next Day: with the Konoha Ninjas

"Sasuke still hasn't calmed down," Sakura whispered into Hinata's ears. "I wonder how long he's going to be like this."

"Who knows?" Hinata replied as she petted Akamaru, who was puppy size in Hinata's lap. "He does care for Naruto, and finding out that Naruto is married to his older brother and has children with him. Sasuke isn't going to get over it just like that."

"Best to just steer clear of him for a while," Kiba said, appearing behind Hinata. "A pissed off Uchiha isn't someone you want to approach. Kakashi tried. Sasuke actually managed to give Kakashi a cut on his arm."

"Is Kakashi-sensei alright?" Sakura asked.

"He'll be fine. Iruka wrapped his cut up. It wasn't deep, so it shouldn't affect him." Kiba sat down behind Hinata, pulling the Hyuuga heiress into his lap. "He's been up in that tree sulking all day. I don't think he got any sleep last night."

"Hey," a familiar young voice called out, making all the ninjas look at the new comer. "I thought mom told you to leave. You should have listened." It was Kyosuke. "Mom gave you guys a chance to leave. If my dad, gramps, or one of my uncles found you guys instead of mom, you wouldn't be breathing."

"What are you doing here?" Neji asked.

"Training with my gramps," Kyosuke replied with a shrug. "I'm supposed to hide and he has to come find me. I have to depend on my stealth to hide from him. And if he finds me, I have to depend on my speed to escape him. If he catches me, then we have a spar without pausing to say anything."

"Sounds more like you're play hide-and-seek with him," Kankuro stated.

"It's our way of that game, but it's training. According to gramps, anyway. Now, what are you still doing here? Are you guys still trying to get my mom to come with you? Give it up. Even if you do, gramps and dad will just come and get him. If you take mom away, you have to deal with the rest of the Akatsuki."

"Wow, we're shaking," Shikamaru said on a bored sarcastic tone.

"I wouldn't be sarcastic if I were you," Kyosuke stated. "Dad's pretty powerful when he's pissed off, and Gramps is the strongest out of all of us. Sure, he jokes around from time to time, but don't let that fool you. Gramps is way too strong for any of you guys to handle. Hell, even I'm too strong for even the strongest of you to handle." Kyosuke had a smug grin on his face as he crossed his arms. "According to my gramps, I'm good enough to be ANBU."

"He probably only says that to make you feel proud of yourself," Sasuke stated, glaring at the child.

"Sharingan, huh?" Kyosuke said when he saw Sasuke's red eyes. "Don't try to intimidate me with that. I'm pretty much immune to its effects. That's what happens when Itachi raises and trains me. So, when'd you get it? Dad got his when he was eight years old, at least that what he says. You probably got yours…what? Eight years ago? Maybe nine?" He could see Sasuke clenching his fist. "What? Don't want to admit that you're brother is so much stronger then you? Don't want to admit that you're too weak to defeat him? You're going to strike a child, just because you're afraid of the truth that you deny?"

"Shut up," Sasuke nearly yelled through clenched teeth.

"You are in denial. Well, that confirms my suspicions. But maybe you should actually pay attention to what the real reasons are for actions before you decide to hate someone. You never open your eyes. And I thought those two with the white eyes were blind. I guess the new eye color for blind people is black now."

"Do you ever shut up?" Kiba asked the eight year old.

"Nope," Kyosuke stated, putting his arms behind his head. "Dad says that I need to learn when the right time to silence myself is or else I might give out important information. Oh well. Then gramps made a joke out of what dad said and said that he felt sorry for anyone that would kidnap me because I would talk their ears off."

"You're talking ours off," Gaara stated.

"Good. Maybe you'll go away now."

"Why does Naruto not want to come back to Konoha?" Sakura asked.

"You're kidding, right? Didn't you hear what mom told you yesterday? He doesn't want to go back to that hellhole. Life is paradise out here! Mom told me that when he was in his old village, he felt like he didn't have real friends because they didn't know everything about him. Even those that did know, they hated him. Here, he doesn't have to worry about anyone trying to kill him or anything. Mom actually feels like he has real friend since he joined the Akatsuki. Why are you guys trying to take him somewhere that he doesn't want to be?!"

"Kyosuke," an older voice called out. "I think that's enough."

"Ch, so what? These guys are trying to take mom away," Kyosuke stated as he turned around to look at the tall new comer. No one saw his face since the Akatsuki hat he was wearing made his face become shrouded by shadows and he wore an Akatsuki cloak. "You going to just let them, gramps?"

"Don't call me that," the mysterious Akatsuki said. "It makes me feel old."

"You are old."

"Who are you?" Kakashi asked.

The new comer looked at Kakashi. "Well, well, Kakashi," he said. "You've grown a lot. Still wearing the mask like you did when you were younger? At least back then, half your face was visible. Now, all I see is one of your eyes."

"Who are you?" Kakashi asked again.

"You wound me, Kakashi. Don't even remember your own sensei? Shame, shame."

"My…sensei?" Kakashi asked a little stunned before he gathered his calmness again. "My sensei died saving our village."

"It's known as a fake death," the new comer stated before he removed his hat to show his golden blond hair and sky blue eyes.

Me: I'm done with this chapter now. U must review and only then will I update my story! Please R&R if u ever want 2 know what happens next!