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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do own any characters that no one has heard of!

Pairings: (main) ItaNaru (side) one-sided SasuNaru, SakuLee, GaaNeji (I luv that pairing so back off), ShikaTemari, KibaHina, KakaIru, and ShinoKan

Warnings: yaoi (boy on boy. If u don't like it, then leave now), mpreg, violence, swearing, mentions of rape, and very nice juicy lemons (he-he).

'Kyuubi thinking' "Kyuubi talking" POV change "Talking" 'Thinking' Time Skip (if any)

One Week Later

"How long is he supposed to be asleep?!" Naruto snapped. Kyosuke had been unconscious for a whole week after his fight with Kakashi. "He was supposed to wake up a long time ago! Why is he still asleep?!"

"Naruto," Itachi said, wrapping his arms around the blonde's waist. "Calm down. Your father said Kyosuke used up a lot of chakra in his blows, so he'll be out for a while. You know that he's perfectly fine. He's just regaining some energy, that's all. A fight with Kakashi can take a lot out of you."

"He still should have woken up by now!" Naruto growled, struggling against Itachi's grip.

"You need to calm down," a voice from the doorway stated. It turned out to be Arashi. "Kyosuke's fine, just gaining some energy back. He used up all his chakra in that fight. And I don't think you being stressed out or struggling with Itachi is good for the two you are carrying right now."

"Shut up, dad," Naruto said once he stopped fighting against Itachi. "Why did you even allow Kyosuke to fight Kakashi?"

"It was a deal," Arashi replied. "If Kakashi won, you would leave with them. If Kyosuke won, they would leave without you." He looked at his son directly in the eyes. "Even if Kakashi won, you would be back here in a matter of days. Even though Kyosuke knew that, he still fought. I didn't think he would actually use his chakra though."

"Who's bright idea was it for me to be the damn prize?!" Naruto snapped, glaring at his father.

"Kyosuke wanted a better fight," Arashi defended himself. "That was just the first thing that popped into my head to get Kakashi fighting at his best."

"Dad! I can't believe you!" Itachi loosened his grip on Naruto, who was trying to get to his father. He didn't like the idea of the Leader betting Naruto like that.

"Look at the bright side!" Arashi said. "Kyosuke won!"

"But he's unconscious!"

"Not anymore," Itachi said. Naruto calmed down a little, looking over to his oldest, who was starting to open up his eyes. "I don't think he could have slept anymore with you yelling like you were."

Naruto wasn't listening. He got out of Itachi's grasp and went over to Kyosuke, hugging him to his chest once he got his hands on his son. "Kyosuke!" Naruto cried out. "I was so worried about you!"

"Why?" Kyosuke's hoarse voice came out. "How long was I out? A few hours?"

"Try a week," Itachi replied. "You really worried your mother this time."

Kyosuke turned his gaze downwards, to the floor, before he wrapped his arms around his mother, returning the hug. "Sorry, mom."

"Naruto, if you want me to make sure Kyosuke is alright, you're going to need to let him go," Zetsu said when he walked into the room and saw the blond hugging his son. Naruto just turned his head to look at the cannibal for a minute.

"No need, Zetsu," Arashi spoke for Naruto. "I'm sure Kyosuke is fine. I can tell from the look Naruto's giving you. Mothers always know if their kids are okay or not." Zetsu nodded before he left the room once again. The former Yondaime looked over to his son. "You might want to let him breathe. And I'm sure he could use a little water." Naruto, reluctantly, let go of his child.

"I'll go get you some water, okay?" Naruto said, running his hand through his son's hair. "By the way, Itanane and Naruchi were worried about you as well, so don't be surprised if they come running in here and tackle you, alright?" Kyosuke nodded before Naruto gave a small smile and walked out the door.

"You took a great risk, Kyosuke," Itachi stated. "Arashi-sama told us about your battle. You shouldn't have used all your chakra like you did." Kyosuke lowered his head. He knew he shouldn't have, but he was willing to. If he lost, he would have lost his mother. He didn't want that, and he knew that everyone else didn't want that either. Itachi sighed before he walked over and sat next to Kyosuke on the bed. He wrapped an arm around his adopted son before he rested his head on the top of the child's silvery blond head. "You know that even if you lost, we would have gotten Naruto back. You didn't have to fight as you did."

"I know, dad," Kyosuke replied. "I just didn't want to risk it."

"Surprisingly," Arashi said. "You actually went full strength on Kakashi. You are part human and very little fox. But when a human feels the need to protect someone they care for, their strength grows greatly. Demons are naturally strong."

"He's right," Itachi agreed. "Next time, don't fight so hard. Everyone was afraid that you would never wake." Kyosuke lifted his head to look at his father once he no longer felt the chin on his head.

"I didn't mean to scare everyone," Kyosuke said. "I'm sorry."

"It's okay," Itachi replied, ruffling Kyosuke's hair a little. "Just get as much sleep as you can after you refresh yourself."

"Big brother!" two small voices yelled before Itanane and Naruchi came running in with Naruto walking behind them, a glass of water in his hand. The younger two of the three children leapt onto the oldest, causing him to fall onto his back with his little brother on his chest and his sister hugging him around his neck. "We thought you would never wake up!"

"Is everyone going to give me the same statement?" Kyosuke asked, laughing a little. Everyone that was in the room nodded their heads.

"Alright, you two," Naruto said, placing the glass of water on the night stand next to the bed Kyosuke was on. "Get off your brother." Itanane and Naruchi reluctantly let go. Itanane climbed off the bed as Naruchi sat on his father's lap. Naruto looked at the two before he gave out a little laugh. Itachi sent him a curious look. "It's a bit of a funny sight to see your husband with his son who looks like his father's clone," Naruto stated when he stopped laughing. Naruchi giggled a little while Itachi gave his blond a playful glare. Kyosuke was smirking as if he found it pretty amusing as well. Arashi coughed, but it sounded more like he was trying not to laugh.

"Very funny, Naruto," Itachi said. "But when we have a child that looks like your clone, I'll be the one making fun of you."

"Itanane is probably going to be the only child we have that's going to look like me. And she doesn't look like my clone like Naruchi looks like yours."

"Shut up." Arashi couldn't hold his laugh any longer since he just burst out laughing. It wasn't everyday someone sees an Uchiha acting like this. Itachi getting together with Naruto turned out to be a really good thing for the Sharingan wielder.

"The last thing we need, Itachi, is a mini-Naruto running around acting like you," Arashi managed to say while he laughed.

"Why do you think any child that looks like me would act like Itachi, Dad?" Naruto asked, looking over to his father.

"Because Naruchi looks like Itachi, but acts like you," Kyosuke answered for his grandfather.

"What Kyosuke said," Arashi agreed, still chuckling a little. "Thanks for replying for me, Kyosuke."

"Eh, you looked like you weren't able to, gramps," Kyosuke said with a little smirk on his lips.

"Okay! Now I know the kid's fine!" Arashi exclaimed, throwing his hands up into the air with annoyance. "He just called me 'gramps'. Kyosuke will live another day!" Naruto looked at his dad weird.

"Now I know where you got your insanity," Itachi stated, looking over at his blond, who was glaring at him. Itachi returned the glare with a smirk before he pecked the Kyuubi vessel on the lips real quick. Naruto stopped glaring. Now he was just pouting because he knew Itachi had him wrapped around his finger. Itachi knew he did as well, but every now and then, Naruto had him (Itachi) wrapped around his (Naruto's) finger. "Quit that," Itachi said.

"If you two are going to do anything," Kyosuke said. "Could you do it in your room?"

"Where did you get your mind?" Itachi asked.

"I don't know," Kyosuke replied with a shrug. "I'm a pervert. It is the way my mind works!"

"And I really wish I knew where you got that mind of yours," Naruto stated. "Damn, it's one hell of a mystery."

"Mommy!" Naruchi exclaimed. "You swore! You said a bad word!" Kyosuke started to laugh at his little brother, who looked like he was about to lecture the slightly surprised blond. "Uncle Dei said swearing is wrong! And it's a no-no!"

"Too bad your Uncle Dei won't admit that he swears, too," Itachi mumbled. The miniature Uchiha heard him anyway.

"Uncle Dei swears?! He never did when Itanane or I was around!"

"Because he doesn't want you two to pick up bad vocabulary," Naruto stated. "And I don't either. Too late for Kyosuke. See? This is what happens when you raise a child in a criminal environment!" Itachi and Arashi just started to laugh at the blonde's statement. "It's not funny!"

"Yes it is," the Akatsuki Leader managed to say through his laughing.

"You're fault, Dad!"

"How is it my fault?"

"You made this organization!"

"I did not! I just gain control over it!"

"You are still the leader of it!"

Everyone else in the room was just watching the two argue for about five minutes before Naruto got frustrated and left. Itachi looked over to the older blond before saying, "You do know he gets frustrated more easily when he's pregnant, right?"

"Yeah," Arashi replied. "I've dealt with his mother when she was pregnant, so yeah. I know."

Two Days Later: Konoha

"So the Akatsuki Leader made a bet with out guys," Tsunade said. "And because of this bet, which Kakashi lost, none of you can go get Naruto?"

"Yes," Neji said. "And I don't think the other Akatsuki will allow us anywhere near Naruto to get him."

"So what do you suggest we do, then?" the Godaime asked her advisor, Shikamaru.

"Maybe send a few ANBU to get him," Shikamaru replied. "They might be able to handle the Akatsuki, and I would watch out for the kid. He did beat Kakashi after all. Nearly killed him. Kakashi's still unconscious in the hospital."

"Just how old is this child?"

"Eight years," Sasuke replied. "Pretty damn powerful for one, too."

"He might have some fox demon blood in his from Naruto," Tsunade said thoughtfully. "Anything else that I need to know?"

"Nothing much," Kiba replied this time. "Do you need one of us to go with the ANBU so that it would make it easier to find Naruto?"

"Yes," Tsunade said. "Sasuke, get the Raven Group of ANBU and go with them to the Akatsuki hide out." Sasuke nodded in understanding. "You are all dismissed. And Sasuke, you and the ANBU leave tomorrow morning." Sasuke nodded once again before he left to inform the ANBU of what Tsunade said. When everyone was out, Tsunade sighed. "Times like this are when I wish I wasn't sober," she said to herself. "Why would Naruto go to the Akatsuki?"

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