Me: now we all no Itachi is fine! Y would I kill him off?! I don't want Ita-kun 2 die! Anyway, enjoy this next chapter. R&R&R!!! read and relax and review!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do own any characters that no one has heard of!

Pairings: (main) ItaNaru (side) one-sided SasuNaru, SakuLee, GaaNeji (I luv that pairing so back off), ShikaTemari, KibaHina, KakaIru, and ShinoKan

Warnings: yaoi (boy on boy. If u don't like it, then leave now), mpreg, violence, swearing, mentions of rape, and very nice juicy lemons (he-he).

'Kyuubi thinking' "Kyuubi talking" POV change "Talking" 'Thinking' Time Skip (if any)

Itachi's POV

"Beep…Beep…Beep."

What the hell is that noise? It just keeps going on and on. What's this thing on my face? Everything I'm seeing is black. I can't open my eyes. There was sharp pain around my stomach and on my arms as I tried to move at least a little. I felt something tighten its hold on my hand. I opened my eyes a little, barely able to see. All I could see were white walls and other things scattered around the bright room. I tilted my head the other way, and was a little surprised to see a blond blob. My vision really sucks right now. Everything is blurry. Eventually, it cleared. I smiled slightly when I saw the blond 'blob' was actually the back of Naruto's head. He was covered by a bright yellow blanket, it almost matched his hair.

I stroked the back of his hand with my thumb when I heard him give out a sad groan. I didn't know my small action woke him from his sleep until he actually moved. He turned his head and looked at me with his large bright blue eyes. Next thing I know, he tackles me and wraps his arms around my neck. I felt small drops of something wet hitting my skin. Was he crying?

Normal POV

Naruto couldn't stop the tears from leaving his eyes. He was happy that Itachi was awake, but he was also crying. He didn't know why, but he couldn't help it. Relief washed over him like a wave. "Itachi," he choked out. "Thank god you're awake!"

"Why are you crying?" Itachi managed to ask.

"I thought you would never wake up! I was scared that you would leave!" Itachi raised one of his arms, ignoring the shots of pain that went up and down it, as he dug his fingers into Naruto's blond hair. The blond raised his head from Itachi's neck, smiling as he looked into the Uchiha's ebony eyes. "Are you feeling okay?"

"I feel like I've been to hell and back, but yeah," Itachi replied. "How long was I out?"

"A week," Naruto replied. "Everyone's been coming in here everyday to check up on you. The kits are as worried as I was. I barely got a decent night's sleep. Next time you scare me and everyone else like that, I'll kill you!" Itachi chuckled before he started to cough a bit. "Here, let me take that off for you," Naruto said as he started to remove the oxygen mask. Itachi gave out a couple of nearly quiet cough as he breathed in the hospital air. He gave a slight groan as he shifted his weight a little so he could sit up. Naruto helped him out.

"Where am I?" he asked with his hoarse voice.

"In the hospital, in the village nearest to the base. Where else?"

Itachi smirked. "And when can I get out of here?"

"Don't really know," he replied with a shrug before the door opened and light crept onto the floor. Shadows blocked the light before very familiar faces peeked around the bed curtain that the nurses put up a few days ago. "Hey, guys," Naruto greeted. All Itachi did was smirk and give them a small wave of his hand.

"Itachi!" Deidara cried out. "You're awake, un!"

"You really gave us a scare that time, Itachi," Arashi said, holding Naruchi in his arms.

"Daddy!" Itanane and Naruchi yelled before they ran over to the Uchiha, once Naruchi got out of his grandfather's grasp. Naruchi leapt onto the bed and buried his face into Itachi's chest. Itanane sat on the bed next to her father, nuzzling her head on his shoulder. Kyosuke didn't say anything, but he did join his other two siblings on the bed, wrapping his arms around Itachi's shoulders and refusing to let go.

"If that isn't a cute sight, I don't know what is," Kisame stated, grinning slightly. "Glad to see you're awake. Kids barely slept or ate."

"And Naruto didn't leave your side once," Arashi said. "No one could get him to leave this room."

Itachi smirked again, placing his hands on his children's heads, or at least two of the three. Kyosuke really didn't care. He didn't like it when people played around with his hair. "So is daddy going to come back home now?" Itanane asked.

"I will soon," Itachi said. "But I don't know when. Have you kept your brothers in line?"

"Hey!" Kyosuke snapped playfully. "I don't need to be watched!" Itachi gave him the 'yes you do' look. "Okay, I might a little."

Itanane giggled before deciding to reply her father's question. "I've managed to keep Naruchi under control and I tried to keep Kyosuke from running out of the house and coming here."

"And it took a lot of us to keep both her and Kyosuke home," Sasori stated. "Naruchi tried, but it only took one of us to catch him."

"It took two of them to get me last time!" Naruchi exclaimed.

"Just means that you're getting a little better," Itachi said, ruffling his youngest child's hair. The young boy giggled a little.

"You know it's a miracle that you woke up in one week," Hidan said. "With an injury like that, even if the nurses healed only three fourths of it, you would still be knocked out for a month."

"That annoying beeping woke me up," Itachi said, jabbing a finger at the still beeping machine.

"That's a heart-rate machine, 'Tachi," Naruto said.

"Still!" All three of the kids started to laugh, even a few of the Akatsuki were. Deidara and Arashi being only a couple of them. "How the hell do I shut it up?"

"You've never been in the hospital as a patient, have you?" Naruto asked, giving Itachi a blank stare. The Uchiha just shook his head a little. Naruto groaned as he hung his head, supporting his forehead in his palm before a smirk found its way to his face. "You know, you look really peaceful when you're asleep. You know that, 'Tachi?" Naruto said as he raised his head. "I have never seen you sleep. You've always went to sleep after I did and you're always waking before me. I got to see you sleep!"

"That is the most random thing I have ever heard you say," Itachi said with a smirk. The three children surrounding his form started to laugh. When they calmed down, Itanane and Naruchi rested their heads on his chest as Kyosuke sat next his Itachi's side, laying his head on the Uchiha's shoulder. "You guys didn't sleep at all, did you?"

"We fake slept," Kyosuke said. "Does that count?"

"No," Naruto replied. "You guys were supposed to behave."

"We did behave," Naruchi stated.

"For the exceptions of trying to run off," Kakuzu added under his breath.

"We just couldn't sleep," Itanane finished what her younger brother was saying.

"And if Deidara knew that, he would go maternal on you," Sasori stated, grinning as he pointed to the blond next to him.

"Shut up, Sasori-danna, un," Deidara said, crossing his arms and looking in another direction.

"I wouldn't be surprised if you were while Naruto and I were both here, Deidara," Itachi said, chuckling a little. "If you want a kid, get a girlfriend or adopt." All Deidara did was stick his tongue out at the Uchiha. "Real mature," Itachi sarcastically stated. The Akatsuki stayed, talking about random things, there until a nurse came in and said that visiting hours were over. She didn't even bother trying to get Naruto away. She knew it would be pointless. The blond was stubborn and she knew it. She left when she was finished cleaning out Itachi's almost healed wound and wrapping it with clean bandages.

Naruto sat on the bed next to Itachi, who finally got every bit of hospital equipment off of himself. It was needless to say that Itachi didn't enjoy hospitals very much. If anything, he found them annoying. Mostly because of the scents and annoying noises. The blond rested his head on Itachi's shoulder, sighing heavily. "I mean what I said earlier," he finally spoke, breaking the silence in the room. "Don't scare us like that again."

The Uchiha smirked before resting his chin on the top of the blonde's head. "I'll try not to," he replied. "I didn't mean to scare you like that."

"I'll forgive you if you do something for me once you get out of here," Naruto said, raising his head a little so Itachi could see the smirk he had on his lips.

With a sigh, Itachi agreed. Though he had a feeling that he was going to regret it. Half of him thought he was going to regret it. The other half said that he would never regret agreeing.

The next week: with Sasuke

"You sure you want to go near them, Sasuke?" Kakashi asked his former student, who was already done packing a few things into his bag before he slung it over his shoulders.

"Yeah," he replied. "I just need to talk to Itachi."

"Naruto and the rest may not let you near him," Kakashi pointed out.

"I don't care." With that, Sasuke walked out of the house and out of Konoha, heading towards the direction of the Akatsuki Hideout.

With the Akatsuki

"Deidara, when I said 'adopt' last week, I didn't mean pick a kid off of the street," Itachi said, shaking his head a little. He was let out of the hospital a couple days after he had woken up when he said that he was fine to go. The doctors were about to stop him, but then he gave them the famous Uchiha Glare. Then they let him go. When he got home with Naruto, he found out that he wasn't going to regret the thing Naruto asked him to do. And when he got home today, he saw Deidara holding a small child, about a year older then Naruchi. A young boy with sandy blond hair and deep hazel eyes. As soon as Deidara found him, all alone, there was no stopping the Master of Clay. He picked the child up when the boy said that he didn't have parents anymore.

"But he's all alone, un!" Deidara exclaimed. "And he wouldn't have lasted long in the woods, un!"

Itachi didn't know if Deidara was lying to him or not since the boy wasn't saying a thing. Probably was mute or something. "Who's the runt?" someone from the doorway asked.

"Your uncle found him," Itachi said, resting his forehead in his palm. "We can't get him away from the kid."

Kyosuke just shrugged as he went over to his Uncle Dei, who was holding the child in his arms. "What's his name?"

"He didn't tell me, un," Deidara sheepishly replied.

"Can he even talk?" Itachi asked.

"I talk," the child replied, surprising Kyosuke and Itachi. They thought the child was mute or something.

"Told you he wasn't mute, un!" Deidara exclaimed with a smirk on his face. "He's just shy, un!"

"So, what's your name, kid?" Kyosuke asked.

"Yochi," the child replied. "What's yours?"

"Name's Kyosuke! That's my dad, Itachi. Want to meet my little brother and sister?" When Yochi nodded, Deidara put him down before Kyosuke lead the small child to where his younger siblings were.

When they were out of sight, Itachi sent a look at Deidara. "You actually picked him up just like that?" Itachi asked. "I didn't know you wanted a kid that bad. You do know that Sasori is going to freak out, right?"

"Un," Deidara replied. "But danna will get over it eventually, un."

"Whatever you say," the ebony-haired Akatsuki said.

"Whatever he says about what?' Naruto asked, coming into the room from the hall that Kyosuke and Yochi disappeared down. "And who was that child with Kyosuke?"

"Yochi," Itachi replied.

"I found him in the woods, un!" Deidara exclaimed. "And he told me he didn't have any parents, so I took him in, un!"

"Did you take that up with my dad?" Naruto asked, crossing his arms with a little smile on his face.

"I will, un," Deidara replied. "He wouldn't make me put Yochi in the village, would he?"

"Dad's not that cold-hearted. Just tell him that you'll look after the kid and I think he'll let Yochi stay."

"I hope he does, un. I don't want Yochi to go away, un."

"I still say Sasori's going to freak out," Itachi stated as Naruto walked over to him and sat in his lap. "Who knows how he'll react to a kid."

"He's alright with our kits," Naruto pointed out.

"Because they're not his," Itachi responded. "And they call him uncle."

"Same with Yochi. The 'not being his' part, anyway."

"If Arashi-sama says Yochi can stay, Deidara is most likely going to convince him that it's okay to call Sasori 'dad'."

"I don't see anything wrong with that idea, un," Deidara said with a thoughtful expression on his face.

"You better tell your 'danna' before he finds out about Yochi himself."

"After you talk to Dad about him," Naruto said. Deidara nodded before walking out of the room to the outside, where he would most likely find the Akatsuki Leader doing some kind of training.

"You're just encouraging him to keep Yochi, aren't you?" Itachi asked the blond in his lap.

"Come on," Naruto whined. "I don't see anything wrong with Deidara having a child. He's wanted one, and you know it. Be happy for him that he has someone to act like a mother to."

"Whatever," Itachi said.

Me: another character and he shall b Deidara's child! Don't we just feel happy 4 Deidara? Anyway, review or no updating!!!!!!