"I'm going to find us an inn, you guys feel free to enjoy yourselves," Kisame said standing up from the table. The owner of the restaurant shot him a quick look before returning to the table he was wiping down. The other's nodded at him before returning to their previous conversation on Deidara's hair.
"Kisame," Kisame looked over his shoulder at Itachi. Itachi blinked once and tapped his fingers with a raised eyebrow.
"Got it," Kisame said with a small nod. I'll remember to get them a room on the other side of the inn. He quickly left the inn only to run back in and duck down under the table.
"What's up with you Fish-face?" Naruto asked while swallowing a large mouth-full of rice.
"Do not let her see me!" Kisame whispered looking up at them through the small space between the table and bench.
"You mean us!" Deidara said looking at the girl who was entering the tea house. Everyone but Naruto and Itachi disappeared in the direction of the men's room.
"Kisame-kun! Where'd you go sweetie?" said a teenage girl as she looked around. Her eyes settled on Itachi, "Oh! Itachi-chan, do you know where Kisa-sweetie went?" she looked at how many dishes were on the table, "Do you have someone else with you? It looks like Deidei-chan and Tobi-kun were here as well. Where did they run off to?"
"Who're you?" Naruto asked turning to look at her.
"The only fear of Akatsuki, Mitchi," Itachi murmured. Naruto suppressed a giggle.
"Yep, I'm Mitchi! Itachi-chan is the only one I leave alone though, he almost broke my arm the last time I glomped him!" the girl said with a giggle as she smiled widely. Naruto gulped, she looked even more like a freak then the Akatsuki that he had met already.
"Mitchi, I think they're hiding in the bathroom," Itachi said picking his cup up. The girl squealed and ran into the men's room. There was a loud slam and several angry shouts as Kisame dissolved out of the wall and slammed the door shut after her.
"Chair!" Tobi said passing it to Kisame who blockaded the door with it.
"Now that that is out of the way, let's get out of here, un!" Deidara said as he grabbed the sides of his cloak and rushed out the door followed closely by Kisame and Tobi. Naruto and Itachi followed at a more leisurely pace.
"So that'll be three rooms, two with separate beds and one with one bed?" confirmed the hostess at the counter. Kisame nodded and handed the money to her, she pressed the three sets of keys into his palm. "Have a nice night," she said with a smile as she dropped the man's hand. Kisame nodded again and the group set off to their individual rooms.
"We're in room 310," Itachi said to Naruto as he held up the key. Naruto smirked and laced his fingers behind his head. Itachi smirked slightly and lead the way to the room. Naruto entered the room and blushed slightly noticing that fact that a bra was on the doorknob. Itachi sniffed and threw it out into the hall before closing the door and locking it. Naruto looked around the room briefly; soon a pair of strong arms were wrapped around his waist. Looking up Naruto smiled as he saw the Uchiha's face near his. Itachi may have been small, but Naruto was still a few inches shorter then he was.
Naruto twisted in Itachi's arms so he was facing the older male. Itachi smirked at him and they brought their lips together harshly. Their tongues tangled together as they slowly mad their way towards the closest bed in the room. Naruto was the first to touch it as it sharply pressed into the groove of his knee causing him to fall backwards and take Itachi with him. Suddenly a knock sounded at the door.
Itachi cursed loudly and pushed himself off of Naruto to see the damned soul who had bugged them. "What?" he asked curtly as he swung the door open. Tobi stood in front of him.
"Hi, um, do you know where Deidara-senpai went? I can't find him and he has my ramen," Tobi said shifting his weight onto the other foot.
"No," with that said Itachi glared at the boy then slammed the door in his face and locking it.
Naruto was still on the bed propping himself up on his elbows. He raised an eyebrow and shifted his hips slightly so that his leg was now on the bed as well, leaving one hanging off. It was then that Itachi noticed that somehow the jacket had come unzipped to expose the fishnet shirt Naruto was wearing underneath. (A/N: -NOSEBLEED-) Itachi smirked slightly and walked back over to the bed shedding his cloak along the way. As soon as he reached the bed he pushed Naruto onto his back and straddled him. Naruto smiled his goofy smile up at him exposing his many white teeth. Itachi shook his head slightly and bent down, latching onto a tender spot near the base of Naruto's neck. The blonde craned his neck to the side to make it more comfortable, barely managing to keep from gasping as he felt teeth make contact with his skin. A small drop of blood squeezed itself out of his skin only to be quickly licked up by the raven-haired man still attaching himself to the smaller boy's neck. Naruto felt his hands grab onto Itachi's shirt as the older man ghosted his hand underneath his shirt. The Jinchuuriki arched his back as cold fingers tweaked at his nipple and black eyes looked up to meet his blue ones.
Their lips clashed together and once again the battle for dominance resumed. Itachi gently ran his tongue across the younger one's lower lip, who gladly allowed him entrance to the moist caverns of his mouth. They both quested their partner's mouth before pulling away for a quick breath of air and returning to their tussle. Naruto pulled away and began to lift Itachi's shirt up. Itachi smirked slightly and pulled away. Catching the hem of his shirt before it could settle he pulled it over his head quickly and discarded it. Naruto smiled and admired the sight before him briefly before working on discarding his own shirt. It got stuck on his hair.
"Damn," he muttered tugged hard on it. Slender fingers slipped under the collar and carefully began to work it over the teen's golden trusses. As soon as the material was lifted off of his head Naruto donned his famous grin and started to chuckle. "Guess I'm still a goof, huh?" he joked. Itachi ran a hand down his cheek.
"Yes, you are." Soft lips captured Naruto's in a passionate kiss as Itachi deftly unbuckled Naruto's belt with skilled fingers. It too was discarded.
Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock… the door quivered slightly with the pounding against it. The two froze, "What are they doing in there?" Deidara's voice came through the door.
"Who knows," said a slightly gruffer voice, the tone in his voice gave away that he knew slightly more then he was letting on.
"Hn," was the grunted response. The banging once again resumed. This time Naruto feared the door would break from the force. "Open up or I'll…" there was a rustling noise and several shouts.
"Deidara! NO!" Kisame said loudly.
"Sempai, please stop!" Tobi's voice interjected. The was a slight scuffle and smoke filled the room as the door splintered. It forced the two back to their senses. Naruto dashed for the bathroom and locked the door behind him as Itachi activated his Sharingan and rummaged through his bag, which was set strategically in his lap. He was halfway through pulling out a clean shirt when the others barged in.
Deidara stopped in his tracks and stared at the topless form of a very agitated Uchiha sitting on the bed. His only visible eye was wide and he flexed the muscles in his jaw to keep it from hitting the floor. "Itachi, we need to go, now."
Itachi noticed the Artist's lack of grunting and pulled the shirt out all the way. He slipped it on quickly and went to the bathroom and pounded on it. "Naruto, hurry. We must leave."
Naruto emerged slinging his backpack over his shoulder. Itachi noted that he was wearing clean clothes and fought the urge to smile at him. Fighting the urge to smile was something new to the Uchiha and he turned away. "What's up?" Naruto asked the others looking past Itachi.
"That stupid toad sennin checked into the inn with Sakura and Sasuke in tow," Kisame said flatly. "If we don't want to be found out we have to leave," he continued. Blood red eyes snapped toward him spinning dangerously.
"Sasuke is here? Let's go." The Uchiha said stiffly grabbing his things and shoving them into his bag before briskly walking to the other side of the room and closing his eyes. He slowly opened them and his gaze flicked to Kisame.
The shark-nin nodded, "We'll have to go out the window, the Idiot Sennin is heading down our hall," he said shortly.
Red flashed in the hall way as Jiraiya passed the room. The lack of door caught his eye and he stopped short. Sakura cursed loudly as she crashed into him, Sasuke's voice soon following hers. 'What happened here?" the old man wondered out loud and he stepped into the room. The window was open and the curtains blew in the wind. Jiraiya noticed a small piece of orange that had been hastily shoved under the bed and bent down to pick it up. Sakura gasped as she saw what the sennin had found.
"Naruto," Sasuke said as he stared at the jacket being held up.
"They were here," Sakura said dumbly.
"And it looks like they ditched the orange," Sasuke added stiffly. He walked to the window and looked out, a small scuff was apparent on the black slate of the roof below it. Carefully he climbed out of the window and inspected the mark. "It's recent, we must have just missed them. Perhaps we could find them again?" he suggested.
Jiraiya shook his head, "We need to check when they checked in to see how far they might have gotten." Sasuke glared at him but climbed back in the room none the less.
"It looks like they checked in not more then half an hour ago, there were four Akatsuki member and Naruto," Sakura said as she studied the sign in book in the lobby. Jiraiya nodded and Sasuke's eyes flashed.
"We need to get the others, then we'll start tracking them again." Jiraiya turned from the two and walked out of the door, "Though if someone with the Sharingan could pick up on their trail and stay out of their range, I couldn't stop him…" Sasuke smirked and followed him out of the inn. Sakura hesitated.
"I'm going back to the room to try and figure out what happened to the door," she said. Jiraiya waved a hand at her. Sasuke was already gone.
A/N: Sumimasen! I'm really sorry for how late this chapter is! I told a few reviewers that it was going to be out last Friday, but I ended up having to help with the renovation of my parent's kitchen! It really set me back on my schedule! Again I'm really sorry, I added the make out session to try and make up for it… but I still think that it kinda sucks… Oh well, I'm trying my best and I'm really sorry about how short it is as well. Normally my chapter are at lest five pages long and this on was only four! Ack, it's horrid. Not only is it late, but it's short! Unforgivable! –Bawls in corner with particularly violent looking spoon-