Ann had to admit he was a fast drinker. But the only way he was faster was because she was taking time to keep her tongue at the roof of her mouth. Brain freeze was a bitch.

They slammed the cups down. The evil little man grinned at her as she broke into a sweat wondering if she had misjudged him. Then he blinked. His eyes suddenly went huge and he shrieked reaching up to press the palms of his hands against his eyes.

Ann grabbed David up and took off. She reckoned they had a few seconds. While they ran she ordered David to grab iron tablets. Brian and Daniel ran with her to the herbal pantry which was as close as they would get to someplace where they could find clovers.

There was a shrieking that seemed to echo through the mall and Ann winced figuring the head start was over but hopefully he couldn't just find any of them without someway to track them so that gave them more time to try to get what she thought they needed.

She rushed to the store named "The Country Cutting" in front of several people who reacted angrily.

"Get in the back!"

"I was here first!"

"Get in line!"

"Clovers, I need four leaf clovers please my life depends on it!" the cashier shooed her "Go to the Perennial herb, under the section for respiratory health. then get in line like everyone else!"

Ann grabbed Daniel by the scruff and shoved him forward while Brian stood there looking dazed as the rest of his high slipped away leaving him in a nightmare.

Meanwhile at the table the leprechaun had leaned his head down on the table and was pounding it with one clawed fist groaning. "Damn that lass! What the hell was that potion? I needs avoid that brew." He sat up and grabbed his hat putting it on and glancing around. He wasn't mad. On the contrary any lass who could pound down something so vile with such cleverness was the kind of lass for him.

He jumped off the table and walked to the open area where various kiosks were set up. He was briefly distracted by some of the sellers hawking their wares.

"Hey guy! Got cheap phones here you look like you need to get in touch with society real cheap!"

"Check out this cream! It clears skin up and buddy you need it."

To his shock he was actually grabbed and pulled to the kiosk. The woman enthusiastically opened the test tube and began dabbing the gunk on his face. He stood for it only because he was too surprised to step back. The woman whipped out mirror;

Isn't that better? Doesn't your skin feel softer?"

Conner glanced at the mirror. He grinned at his handsome self and patted his face. It did feel good maybe Desire...his eyes narrowed. The mirror trembled causing the glass to crack. He glared then snapped his fingers. Everything from powder to lotion was suddenly shooting up in the air making a mess as it rained down on the people.

He turned and started to walk when he was accosted again. He could hardly believe it. Obviously he was interested and wasn't paying mind like the humans around him so why where sellers trying to pitch him their trinkets?

"I got herbal pills here that will but the ram back in your rod man!"

The creature curled a lip up and cocked his head. Ram in his rod? he mouthed.

"It won't matter how big or small you are I promise any woman you want will be begging to have your babies!"

The leprechaun gritted his teeth. Now he was getting pissed.

"Is that so? Put the ram in me rod eh?"

"I know you won't believe this but I use this myself cause sometimes I hit my woman's sister on the side and I gotta be able to go all night twice if you catch me so they don't find out." He laughed and slapped Conner on the shoulder.

"How bout I sell you a little sample packet so you can try it and you can come back and get a whole bottle! Well I'll sell you a bottle of the goats weed. I'll give you a real deal! That's for pepping up your energy. Can't please our women if we're tired can we ? Gotta be able to go anywhere under the sun right?"

The lep decided he was already tired of the conversation "That's good lad, that sounds fun but let me tell you I got a little something better for your rod that doesn't come from under the sun!"

The man faltered looking a bit annoyed

"Oh yeah? whats that?"

Conner snapped his fingers and abruptly the man sported a noticeable bulge in his jeans. He straighten staring down at his rapidly growing privates. He gawked then his face tensed and he began hopping around trying to get his pants undone.

"What the hell? What the..oh oh jesus that hurts! Huuurrrrts!"

He frantically began trying to get his jeans off while the leprechaun cackled. They were drawing a crowd.

"Now there's some ram for your rod lad! I confess I'm a wee but jealous but I haven't anyone to waste it on right now. Feel free to impress a lass as soon as you may before you go POW!"

The man's huge misshapen dick fell out of his jeans hanging down to his knees as big around as a pool noodle. He was still scrambled to try to release his balls which were selling to the size of volleyballs. Lep couldn't help but notice none of the lasses watching looked impressed. He twirled his finger. "Bit more, Bit more."

People were screaming now and rushing around. A few stepped up to the guy trying to finger out how to help him while they filmed it on their phones.

Still twirling his finger Conner backed up grinning evilly.

"Might make way, make way now! I do believe he's gonna blow!" He held his hat in front of him.

There was the sound of a punching bag being hit and the screaming got more hysterical. The Lep peeked around his hat and laughed. The guy had literally a hole where his crotch had been. His legs were only being held on by his hips and he toppled over dead oozing blood and organs that had been shoved round in places they shouldn't have been by the swelling tissue.

He set his hat on his head giving the brim a saucy twist. He raised his brows and held his hands out but every kiosk around him contained nothing but cowering scared people who didn't seem the least bit inclined to try to sell him anything. He noticed a bottle that had rolled to click on his shoe. He looked at it and laughed again.

"Put a little ram in your rod what rot! All he needed was a wee snap of me claws."

He tossed the bottle and turned to continue on his way sensing his prey was nearby.