For what is life but a lie? A way to delude oneself into carrying on, surviving the day to day, finding a reason to be. Lies and tricks were but entertainment for one such as her. She was immortal. Eternal. But not infallible. A boy forms a pact with a woman cursed by the gods...and the world will never be the same. Insanity and humor abounds. NarutoxSalem. Possibly Narutoxharem?

In Remnant, only the strong survive. The weak don't last. That's what she told me. You're either a Predator...or Prey. Prey doesn't last long. The Gods Must Be Crazy sending a kid to an awful place like this. Might as well make a few friends while I can. They say there's strength in numbers an' all. What could possibly go wrong? Narutoxharem. Request story. Chaos abounds!

For thousands of years I lay dormant, slumbering beneath the ice. I paid my dues. I played my part. I fought. I lost. Now I rest. That was their promise to me. They lied. Now I'm awake again, trapped in a world I don't even recognize. This can't be real. This is a dream, right? Right! Because if it ain't? Then I'm far from home. Request Story. NarutoxPenny? Narutoxharem? Vote!

In the Branwen Tribe, strength meant everything. Only the strongest led them. Only the strongest prevailed. This was the way of their world. The strong thrived. The weak perished. But when a newborn babe lands on their doorstep, that world begins to change. For better or worse, who could say? Only time will tell. NarutoxRaven? Narutoxharem? True harem? REPOSTED due to glitches.

It was supposed to be simple. Beat Kaguya, stop Sasuke, save the Shinobi world. Naruto should have known that was too easy. His life had never been simple. But landing in an entirely different dimension without any idea how to get back? Yeah. That wasn't even exactly new, but this time the person who landed him here didnt know how to get back either. He was so pissed at Sasuke.

They say history is written by the victors. But is it really? In my experience, victory comes to both courageous and coward alike. Mine cost me my dignity. My pride. My world. The next one might cost me more still. That's alright. I'll be the sacrifice. Let me atone for my failures. Let me fight. Let me help. Please. Its the least I can do for those girls. Narutoxharem? Vote!

Madara had died and entered the afterlife. His soul was at peace with itself and he could ask for no more. However, that was suddenly ripped away from him as he found himself alive in another world. Now, Madara had a second chance and would certainly not waste it. The world of Remnant seemed like a very entertaining place for the Uchiha.

as the 4th shinobi world war died down, Naruto was needed in another world for dealing with the rising darkness there, found in a new world of flying metal boxes, to horseless metal wagons to contraptions that launch a finger sized metal object faster than the speed of sound, and also acting teacher to a team of girls that are somehow literally Sasuke and his personality in pairs.

Everyone Loves Cookies. Don't they? I certainly hope they do; because if they don't, then I opened this bloody bakery for nothing. Hmm. Maybe I should've tried my hand at a cafe instead. Too late now, I suppose. In my experience, I've found that almost anyone can be plied with sweets; from the hardiest hunter to the most vile of villains. What could possibly go wrong? Plot Bin.

Neo had one thing. One person. One reason to live. Until it was taken from her. In a fellow outcast she finds her chance for revenge...and hope for redemption. You know what they say. Kill for kill. Eye for Eye. Blood for blood, its time to die. Revenge is a dish best served cold, after all. NarutoxNeo. Single pairing! Request story. May be upgraded to M later for...reasons.

Legends. Stories scattered through time. Mankind has grown quite fond of recounting the exploits of heroes and villains. One young man starts his journey at Beacon Academy. Rated M to be safe. Naruto/Harem.

Change seldom starts at the top. On the contrary, it often begins at the bottom. With the weak and small, the powerless, the outcast and the helpless. Those forgotten by the masses, thought beneath their notice. How quaint. But the tiniest ripples often produce the greatest waves, wouldn't you say? Sometimes those we label as "weak" become the strongest of us all. Narutoxharem.

Jaune Arc. Liar, incompetent, cheat, and coward. Also playing mind-host to a psycho murder-ninja ghost that looked remarkably similar to himself. Well, the last one was a recent development. On the other hand, there's Minato Namikaze. Hokage, father, legendary shinobi, and dead man. Well, at least up until now.

Stone is silent. It does not weep or wail. Stone is cold. It does not betray or lie. Stone is stern. It does not laugh nor smile. Stone cannot be broken. It does not touch or sing. Stone wants for nothing. It does not love...doesn't it? A wandering shinobi takes a little outcast under his wing...and the world will never be the same. Narutoxharem? NarutoxSummer? AU. Dramatic story.

Armies march on their stomachs. Can the same not be said of Huntsmen and Huntresses? Everyone needs to eat eventually. What better way to win people over than with a piping hot meal? What? You can't solve problems with food? Who decided that? I decide such things! Come all ye hungry masses! We're open for business! Narutoxharem. Humorous story. Offshoot of Everybody Loves Cookies!

Remnant a broken world with many mysteries. Auras, Semblances, Magic, and Grimm. What is their origin? Certain individuals have obtained a great and powerful burden. What groups operate in the shadows and what are their plans? How will this affect the world and can the Huntsman and Huntresses over come them? Find out in this story as Naruto and his friends will. (Naruto x Harem)

They say crime never pays. Really, sweetheart? Who says that? Crime always pays. Be it in Blood or Coin or Dust, crime ALWAYS pays. It pays even better when you have someone to watch your back. Or better yet, a partner. A young Roman Torcwhick strikes a bargain with a wayward ninja and Remnant will never be the same. NarutoxNeo? Narutoxharem? May be upgraded to M for...reasons.

Naruto expected his day to be the same old ... well that was until he started to hear some guy named Ozpin in his head and something about Aura, Magic, Relics, and some lady named Salem. Well it didn't matter to him, come grimm, demons, or whatnot. Because he was Naruto Uzumaki the next incarnation of Ozma and he was going to be the greatest wizard/Hokage that ever was!

DISCONTINUED, REBUILD VERSION IS UP UNDER SAME NAME. Old Version will stay as it is for memories sake.

Series of canonical one-shots to The Maelstrom of Remnant that can be found here on FFN. Action of a different kind that most of you have been waiting for. Pervs. 18 NSFW -commissions open-

Itachi Uchiha, a brilliant, philosophical, stoic, pacifist was content dying to Sasuke for peace, only to find himself in a reality without Shinobi, something he considered only as a discarded thought experiment. He struggles to deal with the ramifications of his situation and what the future holds for him.

"Without you, I am nothing." Cinder loathed those words with every fiber of her being. Until he came. Suddenly, because of him, she gained everything. He fought for her. Killed for her. Gave her freedom. He was her dark knight. Her prince. For his sake, she would gladly burn the world to ash. He was hers. And she was his. Spoilers for Volume Eight. NarutoxCinder. Request Story.

"Impossible." Such a silly word. You can't do that, they say! Its not possible! Everything seems impossible...at first. Fine. Just sit back and watch me save this world. An unlikely outcast finds himself saddled with a peculiar ability; one that challenges the very reality of Remnant. All is not as it seems. Narutoxharem. Revived by popular demand! May be upgraded to M later.

Some men drink to forget their past. Some men drink to drown their sorrows. And some...some drink for different reasons. Sounds a bit strange, doesn't it? What good can a washed up drunk possibly do? Trust me, you don't want to see him sober. So! Lets drink, then! To the end of the world! Bottoms Up! Narutoxharem. An offshoot of All Things Must Die! Request story. Humorous story.

Kakashi awakens after the 4th Great ninja war unknowing of how he arrived here. He grows up as the daughter of Jacques and Willow Schnee, in a body, not his own and life unworthy of him. She starts on a path to become a huntress, hopefully healing the wounds made from mistakes long past. In honor of Victory Series, and an attempt at mimicking it. If asked, I will remove it.