title says it all. saw that Johnny Test got new stuff on Netflix, and decided to do this. rated T for possible language and other things.
It's another lovely Saturday for Johnny Test. He was walking around Porkbelly mall with Dukey in his usual disguise. As he walked past a woman's clothing store, he saw Sissy Blakely standing in the middle of it.
"Sissy?"
"Johnny?!"
"What are you doing here?"
"Oh, honey, how about this one?" Sissy's mom said as she brought out a weird piece of cloth.
"Mom!"
"What is that thing?"
"Oh, isn't that Johnny, that boy you like?"
"Mom, seriously!"
"Oh, we're just here getting a training bra for my daughter."
"And if you say anything about this to anyone, I will pulverize you!"
"Now Sissy you shouldn't talk to your crush that-"
"Mom, stop talking!"
Johnny and Dukey just shrugged and continued on their way.
Two days later at school, Johnny was sitting and eating an unhealthy lunch. Suddenly he got kicked in the head.
"OW!" Johnny turned to see Sissy mad. "What was that for?"
"You told people about that!"
"About what?"
"Hey, Sissy, you need any training pants to go with your bra?" Bumper said, mocking Sissy with a diaper.
"That! I will pulverize you, Test!"
"It wasn't me, I promise."
"As if I'd believe your lies!"
As Sissy got ready to attack, everyone started laughing at Sissy, but Johnny had enough.
"Okay, shut up everyone! So what if she has a training bra? Just goes to show she's grown up enough to at least have one! And Bumper, you seriously brought a diaper to school? What, did your mommy run out of big boy pants and give you a diaper?"
Everyone started laughing at Bumper who started blushing and tried to come up with a retort. However when he couldn't come up with anything, he punched Johnny in the eye. As Johnny recovered, he opened his good eye to see Sissy extend his hand.
"Sorry for accusing you like that," Sissy said.
"Nah, it's okay. There is a chance I may have done it without realizing it. I test stuff for my sisters like five times a day. So I could've developed some sort of secret spilling short-term memory, or sleep-secret telling. So if that's what happened I'm sorry."
"No problem. I think I know what happened."
Ten minutes later, the pair found a pair of girls with a book that had flames and butterflies.
"Hey, give me that back!"
"Why should we?"
"Because-!"
"How would you like it if someone ready your diary and told everyone your embarrassing secrets?" Johnny said.
"Whatever, Test. Give us one good reason. You can't tell us what to do."
"No, but they can."
"That's right!" a voice said, snatching the book from the girls. They saw Mr. Teacherman. "And you all have detention for a week, and I will be calling your parents."
"You went to Mr. Teacherman?" Sissy asked.
"Nope, I planted a stinkbomb that went off five minutes ago. I just knew he'd be coming here around this time to find me."
"What stinkbomb?" Suddenly a huge explosion went off. "Johnny!"
"Oh, I got the timer wrong."
Cut to after school as Johnny was in detention with Mr. Teacherman. Only thing that made it bearable was Sissy was there as well. After Johnny got in trouble, she spray-painted the lockers to get in trouble so she could talk to Johnny.
"Thanks for helping me get my diary back."
"No problem, but why'd you pack it in your book bag? I'm dumber than you and even I know the implications of doing that."
"Implications?"
"I have super-smart sisters so I pick up a few words now and then. My guess is you either were running late and you put your diary in your bag in the rush, or your mom did it by mistake."
"Yeah. Probably. By the way, I'm surprised we haven't been told to stop talking."
"Yeah, same here."
"I was going to, but it sounded like an important conversation so I thought I'd give you five minutes as a freebie."
"Thanks Mr. Teacherman."
"Don't get used to it."
"Got it. My sisters were embarrassed when our mom took them for their... things. I don't get it, but I get it's somehow embarrassing for girls. Though I don't understand."
"Thanks, Johnny. I almost told people about Dukey as retaliation, but I'm so glad I didn't."
"Um, what are you talking about?" Sissy took a piece of paper, and handed it to Johnny who was shocked. "Uh, that's crazy."
"Johnny, I have eyes, ears and a brain. But I know how much he means to you, so I keep quiet."
"Thanks Sissy. Now if you'll excuse me..."
Johnny plopped his head down, and started snoring. This made Sissy giggle. She looked around, noting only Mr. Teacherman in the room, but he was looking away, pretending to be reading something. So she leaned in and gave Johnny a kiss on the cheek.
"It's a good thing you're cute, Johnny."
so how'd you like that? I wasn't originally planning to do a training bra, but I figured it'd be interesting. and I'm gonna make this a series of one-shots, which I also didn't plan to do, but decided could be fun