Hi people! I hope you are doing well! Here we are, the fifth chap of "Luffy is in Danmachi and shows everyone what a real MC is" lol I think I start to like it a little, I mean writing a fic and get people to react. It was fun to see you all get spooked when Luffy discovered that his haki is blocked but chill guys I'm not going to exclude one of the coolest things in One piece so don't worry!

At the end of this chap you'll find the answers to the reviews that you posted for this fic so far. There are many since I haven't done it until now so if you left a review you'll have my answer. I'll try to do it at each chap from now on.

Anyway, back to the show!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE OR DANMACHI

A PIRATE WHO LIKE DOGS

"..un?"

"..fy-kun?"

"Luffy-kun?"

"Huh?"

Luffy opened his eyes to find that he was still on Hestian's bed, he must have fallen asleep while the goddess was giving him the falta...falna? Yes, it was falna! Anyway the warmth he felt was good, and the nap too! Ah Hestia was trying to get his attention. He raised his head a little and looked at her.

"Mouu! I know that my bed is comfy but you could at least listen when I talk to you!"

"Shishishi sorry Hestia, but you're right your bed is sooo comfy and with the warmth you gave me I couldn't help feeling sleepy." The pirate let his head fall on the bed again, still looking at Hestia.

The goddess herself was fighting the blush that appeared on her cheeks. Luffy was still shirtless on her bed, looking at her with his big black eyes and a little smile. Coupled with what he just said the situation must have looked so lewd from an exterior perspective! How can she not blush right now, thank all the gods she already had her beloved Bell!

"H-haha I'm glad you like it! A-anyway it's finished, can you get up so I can show you your first status?"

After he rose in a sitting position and put his vest back on, the goddess was able to compose herself and sat beside to show him what a status looked like.

"Hmm…"

"What is it, Luffy-kun?"

"I can't read it."

"Huh? You don't know how to read?"

"No it's not that. I can read a little but I never saw those letters."

"...I they use another alphabet where you come from, but it doesn't matter now! Look Luffy-kun, here is your name, level, race, familia, abilities and finally skills. You understand so far?" The goddess explained, pointing to each line to show where the different terms were written.

"Yes I think.."

"Ok, then those numbers show how strong you are in each ability. Here is strength, endurance, dexterity, agility and the last is not important for now since you don't have any. Your skills are your rubber powers and your gears, so I guess I don't need to explain them to you, no?"

"Of course, after all I made these awesome techniques myself!"The pirate exclaimed with a grin looking all proud of himself. He was rewarded by a giggle from the goddess.

"I see, so they are your own creations. Do you make more? I ask because they might show up later."

"Hmmm..there are but since my haki is blocked for now…"

The goddess tilted her head cutely. "Haki?"

"Yes it's the power I was training for on Rusukaina! It makes me sooo much stronger, but I can't use my other gears without using haki." A pout made his way on the young pirate's face. "And now all the training I've done is useless."

Hestia giggled again, he was always so expressive. But his haki power was blocked? Some skills needed a feeling, situation or level to appear. Maybe it was the same for that power.

"Maybe you need to do something so you can use it again"

"huh?"

"Skills normally come later, they normally appear when you grow stronger. Maybe you need to gain some stats, level up or something like that."

"Levlup?"

"Level up, look at your status Luffy-kun. Now you're at the bottom, level one, usually they are the weakest and to go to the next level you need to raise your abilities and accomplish a great feat. Most people take years to level up, Bell is the fastest to reach level two in less than two months and behind him is the sword princess Aiz Wallenstein who made it to level two in one year."

"Oooh so Bell is really amazing then!"

"Yes, some people call him the record holder for that and now Bell is level three! He has the goal of reaching the sword princess's level but she's actually level six and is one of the strongest adventurers in orario!"

Luffy looked at his status sheet. So there were strong people here and he was with the weakests huh? No way he's gonna stay at the bottom, in the grand line or here it was the same, he didn't train so hard to stay with the grunts. But as determination filled his mind the goddess interrupted his train of thoughts.

"Well you don't have to worry about that. You're a bottom level one only because I just gave you your falna, but in your case it doesn't show how strong you really are. The thing is that you'll surely need stronger monsters to gain stats. But don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of them in the dungeon." Hestia nodded reassuringly at Luffy, after all from what he said he already had many fights in his pirate life, she was sure that the first update was going to be amazing.

Luffy smirked and raised his arms to the sky "Yosh! I'm gonna go all the way to the top before going back to the Grand line shishishi!"

"Well I admire your enthusiasm but I don't think you'll have the time to go all the way and the priority is still to find a way for you to get back." Hestia laughed a little, he sure was spirited that pirate.. "Now you should go with Bell to get registered at the guild or you are not going to make money if you want to exchange your stones."

As the pirate bolted out of the room to find Bell, the goddess looked again at his status sheet while frowning. If his rubber powers and techniques were still available and came out on his status then why his haki power didn't? He said that he could already use it but since coming here it felt like it was blocked somehow...could it be the same reason why he found himself here? Maybe something or someone brought him near Orario, but why weaken him? A mystery to solve along with finding where he came from and send him back.

"Bell!"

"A-ah yes Luffy-san?"

"Hestia said that we need to go to the guide."

The rabbit boy frowned a little before his eyes opened in realisation. "The guide? Ah you mean the guilde? I guess now that you're in the familia you need to be registered as an adventurer."

"yeah that!"

"Ok, then come with me." Bell smiled as he led Luffy out the mansion and into the streets of Orario. For a few seconds he thought that the goddess would abandon Luffy but in the end not only had she agreed to help him, she even took him in the familia! Even if Luffy was not going to stay for long, Bell knew he could learn many things from this funny but adventurous pirate. He just hoped that Luffy could handle it, many people were warriors outside but the dungeon was unlike any other places, it was actively trying to kill the adventurers and you had to always expect the unexpected. Bell had been lucky to be saved from the minotaur that time on the fifth floor, many didn't have that chance and were left dead or traumatized…

"You're ok Bell?"

The rabbit was pulled out of his grim thoughts by Luffy who had stopped walking and was looking at him with a little frown on his face. Then before Bell could answer, the pirate smiled.

"Don't worry about me, whatever is in this dungeon I can handle it just fine. If anything it's the dungeon that needs to be ready for me!"

Well, no need to worry now. After all, at least one member of the familia would come with Luffy for his first try in the dungeon. As Bell let his worries fade away they approached his favorite pub.

"Luffy-san, this is a pub I frequent regularly, The Hostess of Fertility, is a place where many adventurers come to relax after a hard day in the dungeon. I'm friends with most of the workers and it's owned by Mia Grand even if people call Mama Mia, she was a really strong adventurer back in the day, a level six! So be careful to not make trouble here."

"Oooh she's strong huh? Do you think she'll want to spar with me?"

"Lu-Luffy-san!"

"I stopped getting into petty fights a long time ago. The only people I smack around now are the ones who don't show respect to my establishment or the girls who work here." A powerful voice intruded the conversation and Luffy turned to the voice.

A woman with an impressive stature, brown eyes and brown hairs tied in a ponytail was standing before the pub's entrance. She was wearing blue working clothes underneath a white apron and was looking at Luffy with a wary expression.

"So,who are you runt?"

"Monkey D Luffy, a pirate."

"Oh? A pirate? What a pirate is doing here in Orario and with a kid like Bell?"

"Nothing special, I don't know how I ended up here so Bell and his familia are helping me find my way back."

"Th-that's right Mia-san! We found Luffy-san when we were coming back to Orario, he didn't know where he was or how he came here and the place he said he was coming from are not known to us, s-so Goddess proposed that Luffy-san join the familia while we're searching the place he came from." Bell was panicking a little, the tension between the level six and Luffy was so high that it was making his hands and the back of his neck all sweaty.

"Is that so…If you just joined that means you're level one?" The pub owner raised an eyebrow, the guy was not really tall and scrawny, a little like the rabbit boy that her girls were so fond of but...he sure didn't act like Bell. Even though he was now a level 3, the rabbit was still shy, not confident, stuttering almost every sentence and squealing more than talking when Mia addressed him.

This young man was like his complete opposite. Almost everyone other than gods and first class adventurers would make themselves reaaally small when she looked at them inquisitively like that. That guy though, he was just standing here with his arms crossed on his chest, his stance relaxed, a little smirk and an amused glint in his black his eyes. Like he found her intimidating glare funny, he might be a level one but was not a pushover for sure..

"Yeah I'm level one, but not for long."

"I see..Like your friend said, I'm Mia Grand but most call me Mama Mia. As long as you don't cause any problem in my pub you're welcome to come and spend money on booze and food all you want, you look like you need to put some meat on those bones of yours."

"Of course! Meat is life so I hope you're cooking it well!"

"Haha! Come again when you have made some money and you'll see, cheeky brat! You too Bell, I can already hear Syr whine 'cause she didn't get to say hi to you. "

"Sure Mama Mia!"

"O-of course Mia-san, I'll make sure to come tomorrow!"

As Mia watched the two depart, a green haired elf appeared from the inside of the pub looking at the departing duo too.

"Mama, who was that man with Bell?"

"The new member of the Hestia familia."

The elf frowned. "He doesn't look like a beginner.."

"Yeah I know. Syr's rabbit seems to have found an interesting guy. But don't need to worry your elven head about this Ryuu, I get the feeling that we'll see him often." Mia smirked and shook her head before getting back inside leaving the elf who raised an eyebrow at her employer' reaction.

"Shishishi, you were right Bell, that woman looks strong!"

"I know but you really impressed me Luffy-san, not many people can talk to her like that. Most get scared when she's like that."

"That's because most are just spineless cowards that can't do anything but cry in front of the strong! Isn't that right heh, tomato boy?"

The duo's conversation was interrupted again but this time by a less amical person. Luffy saw Bell freeze, turn around and immediately look down, the pirate too turned around to get a look at who made the rabbit act this way.

Just a few paces away from them, a man was walking toward them oozing with so much confidence that it bordered on cockiness. Grey middle-length hair, amber eyes, he was wearing a grey vest with no shirt,dark pants and shin-high white boots. Some would say that he was a handsome man if it weren't for the grey furred tail, the matching ears on the top of his head..and the attitude.

In short, a handsome and cocky bastard of a werewolf.

"Oi, not going to answer tomato boy? Or do you prefer "Little rookie" now?" The werewolf was now just in front of Bell, looking down on him without remarking Luffy whose face was actually expressionless for once.

"Hey Bell, who's the dog?"

""!""

Bell looked up to Luffy with wide eyes, not wanting to believe what the pirate had just said while werewolf himself turned his head slowly to look at Luffy with a VERY displeased face.

"What did you say you bastard? Got a death wish or something?"

"Luffy-san?! This is Bete Loga, a high level adventurer and a werewolf! You should really take back these words!" For once the rabbit didn't stutter, he talked rapidly and had no time for being shy when Luffy was clearly insulting a level six!

Bete turned fully to Luffy, he approached really close to the pirate, smirking menacingly and looking down to make himself more impressive. He bent a little and whispered.

"You really should listen to your little friend kid, I don't know who the hell you are but crotch sniffers like you should shut their trap or…"

"There you are, Bete! I looked everywhere to find you, you lazy ass!" Another voice stopped the werewolf from finishing his threat and everyone turned to the newcomer. Bell and Bete recognised the person.

A young woman or more exactly an amazon was approaching the three males. She had middle-length black hair with a wick on each side of her cute face , big brown eyes, was rather slim and had tanned skin. Like most amazons, her attire was very revealing only consisting of a white strip of cloth to hide her reaally modest chest, a yellow pareo and she was barefooted.

"Hah? The hell you want you dumbazon?"

"G-good morning Tiona-san!"

"Oh! Argonaut-kun how ya doin'?" The amazon smiled at Bell and made a V sign with her fingers. "I hope that stupid wolf isn't bothering you and your...friend? Who is he?"

"N-no, of course not! And this is the newest member of my familia." Bell looked to the side nervously, he didn't want the tension to escalate again.

"Yo! I'm Luffy, nice to meet cha!" Luffy's expressionless face changed as he greeted Tiona with his usual big smile and answered her V sign by doing the same.

"Oh! Nice to meet cha too Luffy-kun!I'm Tiona, so you're in little Argonaut-kun's familia, what level are you?" The amazon already liked this guy, no one usually answered her sign like that, he seemed like a fun person!

"I'm level one for now!"

"Tch another weakling who thinks he can be a real adventurer huh? You should give up and go back in your mother's robes, the dungeon is not for scrawny little shits like you!" Again, the werewolf opened his mouth.

"Ah! I knew you were bothering Argonaut-kun again! Can't you just be nice to people seriously, you give a bad impression of Loki familia to the new adventurers like Luffy-kun!"

"LIke I care about dimwits like him! Just look at his stupid face, seriously there's no way he could...what the hell you want?!" Bete, who had turned to Luffy while talking, stopped when he saw the pirate looking at him with an amused expression before he put his hand in of the werewolf like was asking for something.

.

.

.

"Shake a paw!"

"I'LL KILL YOU BASTARD!" If the werewolf was displeased before, now he was enraged! The galls of that level one nobody! He would have smashed that asshole if not for the amazon who quickly put herself between him and the kid.

"Pffft! N-now now B-Bete, p-please calm down, no need to get all upset. Loki is waiting for us so let us go before the meeting starts." Tiona put a hand on in front of Bete to stop his momentum while trying to stop the laughter that threatened to escape her mouth with the other hand. That Luffy just didn't seem funny, he WAS damn funny!

The werewolf withdrew, huffed and turned around to leave but not before looking at Luffy one more time.

"I'll remember that! The next time you'll get it you asshole!"

"Sorry for that, Bete is always so grumpy. Anyway, it was nice meetin' you Luffy-kun but our goddess is waiting for us so we have to go back to the manor. Hey! Wait for me Beeeete!" Tiona gave them a wink and a little wave before following the angered werewolf.

Luffy watched them getting farther and pouted.

"Luffy-san?"

"Tiona looks like a fun person but.."

"But?"

"But I wanted to play fetch with the doggyyy."

"LUFFY-SAN?!"

After meeting an impressive pub owner, a kind werewolf and a lively amazon, the duo finally arrived at the guild for Luffy 's registration.

Once they entered the building, Luffy looked at all the people walking in and out. Some were alone or some in groups, wearing armor, weapons and big backpacks like Lily for a few of them. They must be adventurers going to or coming from the dungeon.

The duo approached the counter where a girl with shoulder length brown hair, emerald eyes behind her glasses and long pointed ears was furiously checking a little mountain of papers. A black gilet with a white long sleeved shirt underneath and black pants seemed to be the standard uniform for the people working here.

She looked up and her eyes narrowed upon seeing Bell. A freezing smile and voice greeted him.

"Good morning Bell-kun…"

"G-good morning E-Eina-san!"

"Can I know why you are here? Another level up or something? I just finished the paperwork that YOU made me do!"

"S-sorry..?"

The receptionist leaned a little over the counter…

"YOU BETTER BE!"

"Hiiiiii!"

"Aaah that felt good. So Bell-kun, why are you here?"

"A-ah yes, I came to register a new member of my familia."

"Oh?" She turned to the Black haired person beside Bell. Just a little taller than the rabbit, he really didn't look like an adventurer. He reminded her of the first time she saw Bell, these innocent eyes filled with dreams waiting to be crushed by the dungeon. Well Bell had survived until now and was growing at an unprecedented fast pace so maybe that guy had his chances too.

"Hello, my name is Eina Tulle and I am Bell's advisor. And you are?"

"I'm Luffy! What's up with your ears?"

"Huh?"

"H-Haha sorry Eina-san but Luffy seems to never have encountered elves before coming here." The rabbit sent an apologetic smile to the advisor.

The half-elf coughed in her hand. "O-okay, I was just surprised. Well Luffy-kun, I have ears like that because I'm a Half-elf. Normal elves or high elves have longer or more pointy ears."

"But you seem normal to me, and your ears look really nice!" the pirate exclaimed with a smile.

"Why thank you, so first you need to complete this form." She put a sheet of paper in front of Luffy and gave him a pen.

Luffy looked at the form.

At Eina.

The form

Eina

The form

"I don't know this place's alphabet."

BAM! The advisor's head hit the counter.

"Don't worry Eina-san, I can do it for him. Luffy-san arrived in orario just yesterday and he apparently didn't learn to write in koine on the way."

After Bell came to the rescue, Eina readjusted her glasses and continued.

"Since Bell-kun and his familia have some experience,an advisor is not obligatory but you can ask for one if you want. The guild can provide you with a starter pack composed of a basic weapon, light armor and a few heal potions for a small fee. Do you need any of the mentioned services?"

"I don't fight with weapons so I don't need one and armors are cool but I want to see the dungeon first!"

"As you wish Luffy-kun, I would still recommend you to equip at least a light armor but your familia has a smith now so I guess he'll see to it. Anyway, once Bell-kun finish your form you'll be good to go."

"It's done Eina-san!"

"Thank you Bell, let's see...Monkey D Luffy, you must be from the far east with that names's order and your hair color, human, nineteen years old oh? You certainly look younger than that, and a level one of the Hestia familia. I think we're good, that's all for today so I'll wish you luck in the dungeon and please be careful down here, don't charge recklessly like a certain adventurer in your familia."

"Shishishi, don't worry I'm always super careful. Yosh! Time to go see that famous dungeon, Let's go Bell!"

Eina looked at the duo as Luffy dragged the rabbit out of the guild and she released a sigh. She couldn't help but have the feeling that Luffy was in fact going to be super NOT careful.

Aaaand done! Finally Luffy is going to his first taste of the dungeon, he met some people on the way with Mia who could sense that despite his looks Luffy is not a greenhorn, Bete who was still being an asshole (I know he's doing it for mostly good reasons not just to split on the people weaker than him but hey he's still being an ass when the people didn't ask for his opinion so sometimes please just shut up wolfy! ) and Tiona (I love that girl!) who finds Luffy really funny and the same for Luffy :)

You'll find the reviews's answers below, the most recent will be at the top and the oldest at the bottom .

That was Cham here, UNTIL NEXT TIME!

Masterx01: First thank you for your constructive review, I try to make this fic at least a little bit funny. You're right Luffy is really strong compared to adventurers of level 2, 3 or even 4 and will need more than goblins and kobolds to gain stats and to level up BUT it's Luffy and you know the crazier it is, the more he likes it!

For the skills I think they're going to evolve a little when he'll gain access to his haki again but it is not set in stone for now.

Hestia say that "she'll erase his falna when he'll go back" because she just met him and help him mostly because Bell want to help and she can feel that Luffy is strong so he'll be a great help in the dungeon but she's not really attached to him yet enough to say something like "Keep it with you forever to remember us and we will remember you" or something like that.

And finally Luffy is not really surprised of the different species in Orario, like you said he had seen stranger things but It's more him having fun after staying on Rusukaina for so long without seeing new things like when he was traveling with his for your review.

jicoop95: Aaaah thanks man! You know It'll be just boring for Luffy and also for us if he just came and smashed everything and everyone easily! He needs to work a little and have a little bit of difficulty otherwise it's simply not fun. I read your review just after writing the part where he met Tiona and I was like "Is that guy reading my mind or something?" But yes Tiona and Luffy will sure make some double trouble lol ^^ thanks for your review.

nidaime kiroi senko: Because I don't find a Luffy who is almost godlike right from the start attractive and remember, Luffy uses the Haki in gear fourth so no haki no gear fourth. But don't worry, the Haki will come back. Thanks for your review.

NullSilver2005: Thank you! I'll try to keep it good^^

Guest: Yes I nerfed him and no I didn't forget Gear Fourth. Thanks for your review

emiyaichigo: It was a possibility lol but no it was not Freya. Yes Luffy is THE MC in this fic, Bell is cool sometimes but he's too much of a crybaby for my taste and let everyone walk over him just to always forgive everything they can do to him even if they're not his friends. So yes Bell will be almost a side character lol . Thanks for your review!

Luffy Is The King: Thank you, I try to make it entertaining. I know, writing and reading are not the same thing but I'll try to get better. Thanks for your review.

King of Stories: We're all sure he's going to keep his promise with his friends. After all, the strawhats never break their promises! Yeah poor Lily is going to get angry plenty of times with a nutcase like him^^ Luffy is always a handful even when he's sleeping lol. Haki will come but not now. Even if he's fine now he will always remember the day he got that scar… Thanks for your review.

Funny-Little-Cute white fox: Thaks! Luffy in canon yes but the Luffy here is tiny bit different and a just little more 's just an agreement with Hestia to help each other and he said it to her that he'll never call someone his you want a perfectly canon Luffy I'm sure there are many good fic with him but here he's a little more "flexible"^^. Thanks for your review.

XenonKirito: I wanted at first but I decided to make them shorter since they may evolve later and yes Gear Fourth will come later. Thanks for your review.

NoodleBoss: No, I don't plan to weaken him even more, and it's because I didn't want Luffy coming and directly firing haki everywhere. He'll be simply too powerful from the start...he's already stronger than most even without use haki for his Gear Fourth so no haki no Gear Fourth. thanks for your review.

TheGamingReader: I already answered for that but I'll say it..I find no entertainment in a Luffy who is coming in godlike mode and I want him to taste just a little bit of difficulty in the dungeon before he can smash everything in 2 seconds like he would do if he had his haki from the start. Thanks for your review.

CrazyMax1: I think I'm pretty far in One piece since they are on Onigashima, yes I nerf him a lot and he'll unlock it when...you'll see lol yes some people want a "D" skill, I admit that I didn't think about it since it still pretty vague that "will of D" business. But I'll think about it. Thanks for your review.

Dat-boi-waddup: Yeah Luffy is really op in Danmachi even before the time-skip so imagine after the training on Rusukaina….lol Thanks for your review.

1: Thank you! Yeah they think Bell can't lie to save is life but they don't know Luffy's legendary lying skills^^ Thanks for your review.

Guest: No one will ever forget the poop reference as long as they live lol Thanks for your review.

KureijiRyuu: Thanks I try to make it fun! Like I said Luffy is not exactly like in canon because I think he'll be too uninterested about stats and things like that and he's a little too wild . Another thing is that I'm not confident to restitute his real character like in the the canon on my first try, I think Luffy is more complex than most people think, even if it's not evident he had a difficult childhood, worked hard, had many victories and failures to become the captain he is now .Thanks for your reviews.

Guest: Thank you!

Han-Daewi: Thanks!

Guest: thank you, I don't think I'll abandon the story even if the result is not so good since it's a learning experience. Thanks for your review.

michaelrios082099: Thanks!

gundam 09: thanks, I don't know if he's going to "beat up" of Bete but the wolf is not going to forget what Luffy said lol^^^ Thanks for your review.

CrazyMax1: I answered you in pv but still, thanks for your review.

That's all for now!