Chapter 2

The Nexus

"So why can't I help?" Simmon said as he was watching West touched buttons on the dashboard. West stopped and said, looking at him. "Because you can't read the manual."

"How can you read it if it's not in english." Simmon said and West said. "It's in Spanish, you fool." West then slammed hard on the dashboard, then Sarge, Jack, Caboose and Infernape fighting off the weird Red and Blue's. Sarge then gave Jack and Caboose. "JACK! CABOOSE! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME! GET THAT ONE AND THAT ONE!"

"Do you mean the one on the left or right?" Jack said and Sarge said. "The one on the left."

"Looks like we found Sarge, Jack, Caboose and Infernape." West said and Simmons said to them. "Sarge? Is that you?"

"I don't want to kill…" Caboose said. "Then do you want to die?!" Jack asked Caboose. "I don't want to die even more." Caboose said to Jack. "Then keep shooting and stop spelling your name on the wall. P.S. you missed spelled your name." Jack said to Caboose. West then said to them. "Guys can you hear us?"

"Yes, I heard you, Sergeant." Caboose said to Sarge, as they finished the fight.

A Box Canyon

"I didn't say anything, numb-nuts!" Sarge said to Caboose. "Jack, Caboose, we have to break this never ending cycle of attack and retaliation. Either by A) convincing the two sides to live in pleace. Or B) by getting ourselves completely involved and kicking some serious ass! I vote B." Sarge said to everyone. "I vote for B as well. "I have a plan, but we will have to move quick!" Caboose said to them, as whispered something. "Do you think that will work?" Caboose asked them.

"That's your plan? All you said was "whisper, whisper, whisper"." Sarge said to Caboose. "I know, I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once." Caboose said to Sarge, making Sarge groan in annoyance. "Caboose "whisper whisper, whisper," is not a plan, it's just a sound." Jack said to Caboose. "Come on, I have an idea." Sarge said as he walked away.

Unknown Location

"This sucks, man I have to do everything around here." A guy in brown armor complained in a hallway, but he wasn't the only one in that hallway. He would have noticed the other guy if he wasn't complaining. "Go guard the wall, Phil." "Go bring the jeep, Phil." "Go do everything, PHIL!" This sucks." Phil then heard a weird noise behind him and turned around, but he saw nothing. He then said what he was thinking out loud. "Nothing. It's that stupid, sucky wind. Breaking a twig. Coming up behind me, and breathing real heavy. What the-"

"Ello mate." A Guy with a Australian accent in white armor appeared behind Phil and then knocked him out. As Phil woke up he said. "Oh, man what? This sucks. What's going on?"

"Roight, here's the way this works: I ask you a question and you tell me an answer. One question. One answer. I don't get the answer I like? We've got a problem and if we've got a problem, YOU'VE got a problem. Is that clear?" The other guy said, pointing his pistol at Phil's face. Phil then said to him. "Okay! Just don't hurt me. I'm a single parent." The guy was going to ask his questions, but he phone rang so he had to stop and answer it. "Hello? Yes, this is he speaking. Oh! Hello. Yes! Right! Oh bugger! Spell that with a T or an F, do you? Thought you said something else. No, I'll get right on it. Right! Usual fee? He won't be a problem. Noo, I'll get that one for you straight away. Right! Say hello to mum for me! Cheerio!" He then ended the call and said to Phil. "Now, where were we? Ah yes! Looks like it's your lucky day, mate."

"Oh! Thank god!" Phil said thinking he was going to go free, but the guy told him otherwise. "I don't have time to torture you so I'm just going to have to kill you."

"WHAT! OH MAN, THIS SUCKS!" Phil said as the gut shot him right in the face.

A Box Canyon

Back at the canyon. The reds were chaninting another war chant, until they noticed the flag was missing. "Um, guys look, where's our flag?" A red asked, making them all gasp and panic. "If the flag is gone, who will lead us? Who will inspire us with their siny pole? Who will flag directions to us in battle? We are lost and the world as we knew it is gone forever from our eyes. Only to live in our memories as the days of salad and glory! Truly! These are the end of times! REPENT! REPENT!" A red said to everyone.

"This sucks. I'm leaving." A red said before leaving. "Yeaaah." A red said, before they all started to leave, with very little energy in it. The same thing was happening with the blues. The two forces meet in the middle of the canyon, neither side firing a shot. "Oh Blue Team! Look what I have!" A voice said to the blues, making everyone look up to see Sarge, Jack, Caboose, and Infernape, up on the cliff, with the blue flag in Sarge's hands, and the red flag in Caboose hands.

"Oh Blue teeeaaam! Look what- wait I messed up my line… Let's start over." Caboose said to everyone. "We can't." Jack said to Caboose.

"They have our flag." A red said. "No they don't! They have our flag." A blue said.

"Listen you morons. You're gonna have to work for us now!" Sarge said to the teams.

"What's in it for us?" A red asked Sarge.

"Help us get out of here and we'll give you back your flags. Then you can go back to senselessly killing yourselves." Sarge said to the teams.

"Deal! Hah Sucker!" A red said to Sarge. "Wait, why don't we just kill you guys and take the flag back?" A blue asked everyone. "Hmmm Yeaaah!" A red said to the blue.

Jack then aimed his assault rifle at the blue that asked the question, and while he was aiming for the blues legs, he ended up hitting the blue in the head, killing him. "Woooops." Jack said. And thanks to that the two teams got their fire back and started to fight again.

"Jack, Caboose… I give up." Sarge said to them. "Don't say that Sarge, I'm sure there's something we can do." Jack said to Sarge. "Wait. I can make them listen, I can beat them!" Caboose said to everyone. "Son, what're you talking about?" Sarge asked Caboose. "O'Malley taught me how to be mean. I- Just- Have- To- Con-sen-trate- On- Bad- Things- Like… Milk. No wait, red. Red Bull." Caboose said to Sarge.

"Son, I think you've really lost it." Sarge said to Caboose. "Did he ever have it?" Jack asked Sarge. "O'Malley is non in your head anymore! He infected the Doc." Sarge said to Caboose. "No, I can feel him. I- Just- Need- To- Get- An-gry- And- Say- Mean- Things! Like, uhh. Your- Brain- Is- A- Moun-tain- Of- Hated." Caboose said to Sarge.

"I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually miss Grif. But here it is." Sarge said to everyone. "A truly dark day." Jack said to Sarge. "Now- I- Am- Think-ing- About- Kitt-ens Gah! Kitt-ens Cov-ered- In- Spikes. That- Makes- Me- Angry!" Caboose said, before yelling and jumping down.

"My name is Michael J. Caboose. And- I- Hate- Bab-ies!" Caboose said to everyone, with a deep voice. "It's the beast! The anti-Flag to live among us and rule us for seven years! The end is nigh!" A red said before Caboose punched him in the face. Caboose then started to punch, kick and shoot the Red's and Blue's.

Back with Sarge and Jack, they watched Caboose tear apart both teams. "Great Gustavo! What's going on down there?" Sarge asked Jack. "I'd tell you if I knew." Jack said to Sarge.

Then A green image of Simmons appeared behind them. "Sarge! Jack Caboose! Can you hear me?" Simmons asked them. "Simmons 2.0?" Sarge said to Simmons. "I reconfigured a teleporter to allow me to communicate with you!" Simmons said to Sarge.

"No you didn't! You just stood around doing nothing like that orange guy on your team." West said as a green image of him appeared. Sarge said to Simmons. "Simmons, I am very disappointed in you right now."

"Be disappointed on your own time. Get to the Blue Base teleporter, then I can get all of you out of there." West said as Simmons was sad. "Come on Caboose! Before they wake up again!" Sarge said to Caboose as Sarge ran past Caboose. "I- Will- Eat- Your- Un-Hap-py-ness." Caboose said. "Whatever, let's go." Jack said to Caboose, as he grabbed the back of Caboose's armor and started to pull him towards the teleporter.

Sarge then made it to the teleporter right as the trumpet sounded. "Hurry up Blue." Sarge said to West, as Jack, Caboose and Infernape.

"Almost done. Simmons hit the button." West said, but nothing happened. "What happened?" Jack asked West.

"Simmons hit the wrong button." West said and Simmons said. "But you told me to hit the Red Button?"

"I said hit the Scarlet Button, not the Crimson Button." West said and Jack said. "Simmons you can't tell the difference over a Blue. For shame"

"Will all of you shut up and get us out of here!" Sarge said to everyone. "Fine, just give me a few seconds." West said to Sarge. "We don't have a few more seconds!" Sarge said to West.

"Your- Toast- Has- Been- Burned- And- No- Amount- Of- Scrap-ng Will- Remove- The- Black- Parts-" Caboose said. "Oh, Shut up Caboose!"

"Done, come on thru!" West said to everyone. "Come on everyone!" Sarge said before going into the teleporter first. "Don't have to tell me twice." Jack said as he went into the teleporter, with Caboose and Infernape behind him

The Nexus

"Oh, that was pretty close, huh?" Simmons said and Sarge said. "Simmons! You get an F in efficiency. And Blue, I would give you an A+ for efficiency and dramatic timing, but you're a Blue so I'll give you a C-."

"I don't care. Now if you'll excuse me I need to find the others." West said as he got back to work. "What happened? The last thing I remember was a very mean kitten and then we were in this janitor's closet and my throat hurts. A lot." Caboose said to everyone, making them all look at Caboose. "What was that weird place, Sarge?" Simmnos asked Sarge, as he turned his head to Sarge. Sarge then turned his head to Simmons. "Simmons, I have absolutely no idea." Sarge said to Simmons. In the canyon, those Red's and Blue's would start their fight for the flag soon, and the real Red's and Blue's hoped they would never see them again.