Chapter 19

Building By A Beach

During the attack, O'Malley and Lopez moved to a spot to watch their very slow troops. "Oh, for God's sake. Will you hurry up?" O'Malley asked the troops. "Lopez, I'm disappointed in your work. These minions are much too slow." O'Malley said to Lopez. [I think they are moving along nicely.] Lopez said to O'Malley. "You fool! You don't even have legs and you still got up here faster than them." O'Malley said to Lopez. [Hey, you're the brains in this operation. I'm just the brawn.] Lopez said to O'Malley. "They may be slow, but their posture is excellent. A for effort Lopez!" Doc said to Lopez, making O'Malley sigh in annoyance.

Back with the Reds, everything had died down from both sides. "I think they're distracted. Let's use this chance to slip away." Sarge said to everyone. "Great idea, sir! I have a lock on that distress signal. We could head right for it." Simmons said to Sarge. "Good thinking, Simmons. Everybody in the Jeep." Sarge said to everyone. "Shotgun!" Simmons said. "Shotgun! Fuck!" Grif said, "Shotguns lap!" Donut said. "Fuck!" Simmons said.

"Sir, not to be a critic. But the Jeep isn't made for a five person escape." Jack said to Sarge. "You're right Jack. There's just no room for five people. Two people will have to jog alongside. Grif." Sarge said to everyone, while looking at Grif. "Jog? What's that?" Grif asked.

"It's like running slowly. Dear God, you don't know what jogging means?" Simmons asked Grif. "Yeah, you lost me at running. Sorry, it's not in my contract." Grif said. "I'll do it. Jogging is a thing we do a lot at home. We even jog more than we drive. So who will join me?" Jack asked. "I'll join you. Just give me one second while I put my jogging shorts on." Donut said to Jack. "And now I'm regretting this." Jack said. "Do you want to hold my ankles while I stretch out my hammies?" Donut asked Jack. "No one's falling for that twice, Donut." Sarge said to Donut.

For the Blue's they split into three teams. Team one was Caboose and Andy, whose job was not to cause an explosion. Team two was Church and West, they were supposed to provide covering fire from the second level, but they were fighting over the Sniper Rifle. Team three was Tex and Tucker, who were going to attack them head on. "You think we can take them?" Tucker said and Tex said. "I think I can take them. I just need a better weapon."

"Want me to help you find one?" Tucker said and Tex said, looking at Tucker's sword. "Hmm, why don't you give me your sword?"

"No way, I can see right through your little ploy. You just want me to give you the sword!" Tucker said and Tex said. "That's what I just said!"

"Yeah, but it's the way you said it." Tucker said and Tex said. "You know, it's a good thing that sword doesn't run on brain power. Oh my God, Tucker, look! Hot chicks!" Tex said point behind him. Tucker then said to her. "Nice try. You just want me to turn around so you can knock me out and take the sword."

"Now the hot girls are making out!" Tex said and Tucker took the risk. He turned around and didn't see anything. Tex then knocked Tucker out and took the sword.

While the Blues were under attack, the Reds sneaked out the back, "Let's go men!" Sarge said as they took off, but they did attract the attention of one of O'Malley robot troopers. "One of them is following us!" Grif said to everyone from the Machine gun set, and noticed the robot. "We're going to slow! We have to leave two people behind!" Sarge said to everyone, as he stopped the car a distance away from Donut and Jack. "Not it." Grif and Simmons said. "What?! No way! You're leaving me behind?!" Donut asked. "Yeah, you're leaving me alone with him. What have I done to deserve this kind of punishment?" Jack asked.

"Sorry Donut and Jack, but military law is very clear in regards to the "not it" methodology for making decisions." Sarge said to them. "Aw man! There's still so much about the army that I don't understand!" Donut said. "Here he comes!" Grif said. "Donut, Jack you two hide here and wait for the guy tailing us. And when he passed, shoot him square in the back and watch him die! Just like John Wayne would have done!" Sarge said to them. "Why don't we just shoot him and get it over with?" Jack asked Sarge. "No it has to be in the back." Sarge said to Jack.

"Hurry up guys! He's getting closer! No wait, no he- yeah he is getting closer! No. Yes!" Grif said. "Make up your mind Grif." Jack said to Grif. "All this retreating and shooting people in the back, doesn't sound very noble." Donut said. "We're not retreating! We're advancing. Towards future victory!" Sarge said. "How are we going to find you guys?" Donut asked them. "Just follow the distress signal to its source! You'll find us there!" Simmons said to Donut.

"But we don't have a way to track it!" Donut said to Simmons. "Excellent point Donut." Sarge said before driving off. "Thank… you sir? aww." Donut said to Sarge."Welp we've got some time." Donut said to Jack and Jack said, before leaving Donut. "Yeah, and I'm not spending it with you."

Meanwhile, back with O'Malley troops, they were attacking one at a time. "Faster! Faster!" O'Malley said to the robots. "Pathetic Lopez! How do I say faster in spanish?!" O'Malley asked Lopez. Then O'Malley and Lopez started to mumble. "Okay got it." O'Malley said. [Hey everyone! I am a purple jerk. And I love to drink motor oil.] O'Malley said, having no idea what he said. And what he said, made all the robots stop attacking and look at O'Malley. This made O'Malley second guess how words. "That was rather long to mean hurry up!" O'Malley said to Lopez. [It's a very poetic language.] Lopez said.

Back with Donut, he was looking for Jack, and he got in view of O'Malley, and heard what he said. "Oh man! It's that creepy dude! I wonder why he's insulting himself…" Donut said. [How strange.] Donut said in Spanish.

Then Jack pulled up in a Warthog. "Hey Donut, look what I found." Jack said to Donut. "Nice, be right down." Donut said to Jack.

Back with O'Malley, we still insulting himself, in spanish. [My butt is very big. And I like to rub my butt. And I like to sniff my own butt and kiss my own butt.] O'Malley said. "Are you sure culo means evil?" O'Malley asked Lopez. [Hey boss, someone is stealing your new vehicle.] Lopez said to O'Malley, as they noticed Donut, hopping into the Warthog and Jack drove it away.

"Aww drat! I just bought that." O'Malley said. [Do you have insurance on it?] Lopez asked. "Of course not!" O'Malley said. [Why not?] Lopez asked. "It's just a scam!" O'Malley said. [We live in a bad neighborhood.] Lopez said. "Of course we live in a bad neighborhood. We're evil doers! We would make the neighborhood bad."

"Woah Tucker are you ok?" Church said as he and West dropped the Sniper Rifle next to him. After Church picked it up, West helped him up, and Tucker said. "Ah damn, okay, new rule; We start rotating knockouts. Next time, it's your turn."

"Good idea. And next time Caboose decides he wants to go around team killing you can take that one." Church said and West said. "Or you can take care of all the Blue Team paperwork. You choose."

"Maybe we should all stick to what we know best." Tucker said and then Church said. "Hey! Where's your weapon?"

"You think she knocked me out for fun?" Tucker said and West said. "Yes, unless todays not Tuesday."

"It's not. She took my sword." Tucker said and Church said. "Man, this is not gonna be good."

"For them or for us?" West said and Church said. "Both."

Back outside a shadow figure move to an area right above O'Malley robots. The figure then tossed a grenade into the middle of the robots. [Hey! A spid…] A robot said before the grenade went off destroying some robots. "What was that?!" O'Malley said, as more grenades were tossed and blew up the rest of the the building Gary was freaking out. "The Great Destroyer has arrived. The end is near." Gary said, looping that sentence.

Outside, O'Malley was on the battlefield looking for what destroyed his robots with a rifle in hand. "Lopez, do you see anything?" O'Malley asked Lopez. [No, just dead robots everywhere. My beautiful robot army destroyed.] Lopez said. "I'm going to sneak around the side. Let me know if you see anything!" O'Malley said to Lopez. But Lopez didn't respond back. "Lopez? Lopez!? Lopez!" O'Malley said, before noticed the shadow figure. "Oh no! Nooooooo." O'Malley screamed as gunshots were being fired.

Unknown Location

Back with the Reds, Sarge, Simmons, and Grif parked the Warthog right in front of a cave entrance, and got out of it. "Well the signal is close now." Simmons said to everyone. "That's good to hear." Jack said as he appeared out of nowhere, with his left hand behind his back. "Jack? What are you doing here?" Sarge asked Jack. "Oh me and Donut stole a car and drove after you. After running over the guy that was following us." Jack said to everyone.

"Wait, where is Donut?" Grif asked Jack. Then Donut came slowly walking up, shaking, "Donut? What's wrong?" Sarge asked Donut. "The horror. The horror. The horror!" Donut said. "What happened?" Simmons asked Donut. "Jack's driving. The horror!" Donut said, making everyone look at Jack.

"My driving is not that bad Donut." Jack said to Donut, as they heard an explosion. "That wasn't me." Jack said, holding his hands in the air, letting everyone see the steering wheel in his left hand. "Jack, why do you have a steering wheel?" Grif asked Jack. "Oh it broke off, after I hit that rock." Jack said. "What rock?" Simmons asked. "The one after the Cliff I jumped off." Jack said. "What Cliff?" Sarge asked Jack. "The one after we drove through the jungle of man eating animals." Jack said. "What jungle?!" Grif asked. "The Jungle after leaving O'Malley's base.

"WHERE DID YOU GO?!" Sarge, Simmons, and Grif asked Jack. "Look I got us here. So shut up! Simmons, how much further is the signale?" Jack asked Simmons as he tossed the steering wheel away

"It's just a little further Jack." Simmons said to Jack. "Good." Jack said, as they walked to the other end of the cave. "Okay, the source of the distress signal is right outside this- Crap." Simmons said, as they all realised that the signal was coming from Blood Gulch. "Well it's good to be home." Jack said to everyone. This made Grif sceam a very loud and very long "NO".

Building By A Beach

Back with the Blues, they were looking at the carnage of O'Malleys robot army. "Wow. She really did a lot of damage." Church said and Tucker said. "Are you surprised?"

"No, not really. I guess not." Church said and then West said as a shadow figure appeared behind them. "At least thanks to her, I can get some more spare parts."

"Woah! Who killed all the robots?!" Tex said as she was the shadow figure behind them. "You did." Church said and Tex said. "No I didn't."

"Come again?" West said, surprised that she didn't destroy O'Malley's army. Tex said top them. "I've been stares down trying to figure out how to turn this sword on."

"Wait a second!" Church said as he left, West followed him, leaving Tucker with Tex. Church and West reach Gary, who was still freaking out. "Oh come on Gary Gary Gary stop stop stop stop!"

"What's wrong with him?" West said and Church said. "The Great Destroyer is here."

"Never mind. I figured that out after hearing what Gary was saying." West said and Church said. "But if Tex is not the destroyer from the prophecy then who is?!" Gary then stopped. "Gary?" Church said and Gary said. "Knock knock."

"Who's there?" Church and West said, as an alien in blue armor appeared behind them and was going to kill them.

Terraspace = Finished just before Summer was over. Season 4 will be on PhantomCross19 and won't be posted until next summer. So until then, bye