The camera opens up on a shot of Camp Wawanawkwa at nighttime. A distinctive, human-sounding howl breaks through the night.
The shot soon switches to early morning, then zooms in to the two cabins in the campgrounds. Chris walks up, drinking a hot mug of joe. He sighs, then to the camera says, "Don't you just love these quiet, early mornings?"
He takes a sip of his coffee, then holds up a bull horn, blasting it.
In the Gophers' cabin, Leshawna bolts straight up in bed, hitting her head on the top bunk. She races to the window, yelling out, "Do I look like a farmer to you?"
Soon, every camper, Bass and Gophers, are standing in the center of the campgrounds. Noticeably, the Gophers all look super tired, more so than the Bass.
"Wow, you Gophers look like crap.", said Chris, succinctly.
"Crazy girl kept us up all night with her loud howling.", said Heather, pointing at Izzy, who looked well-rested.
"Oh, sorry about that.", said Izzy, apologetically. "I just get so crazy on the night of the full moon."
"It... wasn't a full moon last night.", said Gwen.
"Oh. Well, I don't know what that was all about then."
"Anyway, campers.", said Chris. "You will begin today's challenge by running around the island!"
"Oh, so your funny now?!", growled Eva, attempting to confront Chris. Geoff and DJ wisely held her back.
"Eva, try to control your temper.", whispered Courtney, appearing from off-frame.
"You're enjoying this aren't you?!", again growled Eva, trying to wrestle out of the party and momma's boys arms.
"A little.", said Chris. "Now, get to your starting positions."
(Courtney) : OK, that chick Eva seriously needs to take some anger management classes. She's only been her three days, and she's already thrown her suitcase out the window and broken the lock on one of the bathroom's stalls.
The camera cuts to the most athletic campers running ahead of the other campers. They mostly consist of Killer Bass, i.e. Courtney, Geoff, DJ, Bridgette, and Eva.
The camera pans over to Justin and Beth, running further behind the main pack. They both look extremely tired, with Beth even falling down to sleep.
The camera finally pans down to show all the campers who haven't deigned to run, and instead are walking the length of the island (Gwen, Harold, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, and Noah).
"Gosh, how much farther?", said Harold to Gwen.
"Don't walk next to me.", was her response.
Noah, meanwhile, was reading his book, while walking.
"Shouldn't you be at least trying to run, eh?", said Zeke, looking at Noah over his book.
"No.", said Noah, simply.
"Isn't it dangerous to walk and read at the same time?", said Sadie.
"OMG, I think I heard that before, too.", said Katie.
"Yeah, I think I'll be..." Noah didn't get to finish his sentence, as he stepped onto a pile of brush which revealed a large pit that he fell into.
Izzy suddenly jumped down from the trees, looking down into the pit while cackling. "Wow, I built that trap while sleepwalking, but I didn't think anyone would fall into it. Was it fun to fall in, Noah?"
"Oh, it was just a barrel of laughs, Izzy.", said Noah from down in the pit.
"Cool!", said Izzy, running off.
The walking contestants soon came upon Heather, who was attempting to pull a sleeping Leshawna leaning against a tree further.
"C'mon, you ghetto girl!", said Heather. "We need to win this challenge!"
Chris suddenly pulled up in an ATV, and yelled through a megaphone, "Pick up the pace, campers. If your not back by lunchtime, you don't eat."
"Oh, I hate him.", said Heather. Izzy soon walked back, and said, "C'mon, guys, it'll go so much faster if we swing from the vines like Tarzan." She then proceeded to jump onto a tree, and climb up it, all while Heather and a nearby Gwen glared at her.
The camera cut to almost all the campers sitting in the mess hall. Chris is off to one side, impatiently tapping his foot and checking his watch.
The doors to the mess hall suddenly open up, revealing Harold, who is breathing heavily and clutching his chest.
"Where were you?!", said Courtney. "We almost lost the challenge!"
"I think I'm having heart palpitations.", breathed out Harold.
Behind Harold, Justin, Beth, Leshawna, and Noah (still reading his book) walk in. "We made it...", wheezed out Leshawna, as she collapsed onto a table.
"Great job running, Noah.", hissed Heather, danger in her voice.
"OK, campers.", said Chris. "Who's ready for the next part of your challenge?"
"What did you say, old man?", said Duncan, holding up his fist dangerously.
"The next part, Duncan. What are you, going deaf? Now, who's hungry?" He walked over to a conspicuous curtain, and pulled it away, revealing a veritable smorgasbord of food.
(Gwen): After a whole week of nothing but brown slop, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.
Cut to all the campers sitting around the empty table, holding their bloated stomachs.
"Now, who's ready for your main challenge of the week?", said Chris, walking up.
Gwen groaned, "Seriously? There's more?"
"Weird goth girl is right.", said Heather. "What more could you want from us?"
"Oh, a lot more, Heather.", said Chris. "Don't worry, though, this one's an easy one. You will all be competing in the Awake-a-thon! Last camper left still awake wins for their team."
"So, all the running and the eating was just to make it harder to stay awake? Wow, you're good.", admitted Gwen, as Leshawna nodded.
"Everyone congregate at the campfire pit.", said Chris.
"So, how long do you think 'til everyone falls asleep?", said Trent, walking up to Gwen. No sooner was the words out of his mouth, than Beth fell to the ground, dead asleep.
"Not long, at least, for us Gophers.", said Gwen, yawning.
The camera cuts to early the next morning. On the Gophers' side, Noah, Izzy, Lindsay, and Leshawna are all shown to be asleep, while the Bass have lost no campers.
"We are nearly twenty-four hours into the Awake-a-thon, and the Gophers have already lost five campers.", said Chris, in an audible stage whisper.
Curiously, Justin is shown standing stock-still in pose, his eyes glazed dead center. Meanwhile, Courtney is running in place, looking exceptionally tired.
(Courtney): I figured if I just kept moving, I could outlast all of them.
Harold and Ezekiel are sitting together, talking to one another.
"Well, I think this challenge is in the Bass' hands, right, Zeke?", said Harold.
"Well, of course it is. The other team has six girls on it.", replied Zeke, shocking Harold.
"Excuse me?", said Bridgette.
"What's that supposed to mean?", said Courtney.
A dark shadow passed over Ezekiel, revealed to be Eva. "Yeah, home school, enlighten us!"
"Woah, woah, woah!", said Harold, stepping in front of Zeke. "He probably didn't mean it that way!"
"Like heck he didn't.", growled Eva, putting her hand aggressively on Harold's shoulder.
"That's quite enough, campers.", said Chris, walking into the pit.
Eva proceeded to flip Zeke the bird, then walks off. "You're dead meat, home school."
Later that evening, Trent had fallen for the Gophers, while Geoff, Bridgette, and Harold had fallen for the Bass.
Tyler, who was on the verge of slumber, stared blankly at Katie and Sadie. His eyes closed for half a second, then a grizzly bear knocked the wonder twins out of frame. Tyler screamed bloody murder, only to reveal that it had all been a dream.
Noticeably, Ezekiel was the only Killer Bass to be relatively awake. He didn't even have dark circles under his eyes.
(Ezekiel) I grew up on a farm, eh? I usually get up around 4 AM every morning.
"I'm going to the bathroom.", announced Eva, walking out of the pit. As she walked, her MP3 player jostled out of her pocket. Heather sees this, then walks over and pretends to stretch. She reaches down for the device...
"Hey, Eva! You dropped your mechanical doohickey, eh?"
Ezekiel ran up, picked up the player, then handed it to Eva. Eva responded by cracking her knuckles menacingly at Zeke, before walking away.
Heather grunted in frustration.
"Welcome to the twenty-four hour mark, campers!", said Chris from the podium. "It's time to kick it up a notch!"
He pulls out a collection of books, as Chef walks in wearing a pink sheep costume, much to the laughter of the teens. "Fairy Tales!"
"Once upon a time, in a boring kingdom.", started Chris. "Full of boring children, who played very boring games..."
The camera zooms into Cody, who gradually falls asleep and starts to dream of sheep bouncing over a harp. It is only when Chef in his sheep costume appears that Cody wakes up with a scream.
The Sugarplum Fairy theme begins to play, followed by Chef in a tutu waving dust into the campers eyes as he danced.
DJ, who was tying himself to a tree, gets a face full, then collapses into sleep.
The following morning, Chris walks into the pit, sees that Duncan, Eva, and Ezekiel are the only survivors of the Bass, then proceeds to look at the Gophers.
Heather and Gwen have fallen asleep, while Justin continues to be in a trance.
"Wow, I really expected this challenge to last longer.", said Chris. "But it looks like the Gophers are down to one member. Will Justin be able to score a win for the Gophers?"
Justin yawns, and... blinks his open eyes.
"His eyelids are painted!", said Eva. "I saw it!"
"No way!", said Chris, walking up to Justin. Justin tries to smile casually, only for his blink to give him away. "That is so wicked cool! You're still out, though. Which means the Killer Bass win once again."
The three remaining Bass all get up and cheer, followed by Duncan collapsing into sleep.
The camera cuts to later that night, at the campfire ceremony. Noah and Izzy, both looking extremely confident, are the last ones to receive a marshmallow.
"The final marshmallow goes to...
...Noah!"
Izzy looks momentarily shocked, before smiling, getting up, and saying, "Well, I'll remember you all in therapy. [1] Bye!" She then pulls out something from her skirt, and throws it onto the ground. She is enveloped in purple smoke, causing her to disappear.
(Noah): Was it easy to convince everyone to vote Izzy? Duh. Chick howls at the moon, and never shuts up.
The camera cuts to Ezekiel walking out of the bathroom. He is walking towards his cabin, when Eva appears behind him, and locks his arm behind his back.
"You may get to stay on the island another three days, home school.", said Eva. "But, I swear, next time we lose, you'll be voted off!" She laughs menacingly, then walks off, leaving Zeke in despair.
Teams
Screaming Gophers: Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Trent, Beth, Cody, Justin, and Noah
Killer Bass: Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Bridgette, Eva, Harold, Courtney, Sadie, Tyler, Katie, and Ezekiel
Eliminated: Owen and Izzy
Votes: Izzy (9); Noah (1)
[1]: Ha, ha. SpongeBob references...