The episode opens up on all sixteen campers lined up in front of Chris near the waterfront.
"Today's challenge is a traditional summer camp activity: a canoe trip!", said Chris, pulling out a map of the surrounding islands. "Each team will paddle their canoes to mysterious... Boney Island... Once there, you will portage your canoes to the other side of the island. You will then make a signal fire out of the brush, judged by me. Once I deem your signal fire large enough, I'll give you the go-ahead to race back here. Any questions?"
"Uh, por... what?", said Geoff, scratching his head.
"Portage? It means you got to carry your canoes.", said Chris, irritably.
"Oh...", said Geoff, a blank expression on his face.
"Just get to your canoes.", said Chris, pointing at the beach. The campers began racing towards said beach, beofre Chris stopped them. "Oh, and don't take anything off the island. Local legends say that you will be... cursed forever..."
As the campers nervously made their way to the canoes, Beth ran up to Chris, having been in the bathroom. "What's going on?"
"Um, canoes...", said Chris, jerking a thumb to the beach.
Cut to Katie and Sadie walking up to a canoe. Ezekiel suddenly runs up to Sadie, right as the latter is about to hop into the canoe.
"Hey, Sadie, I was wondering if you wanted to be partners in the canoe race, eh?"
Katie and Sadie both give each other a confused look.
(Sadie): So, like, Zeke has been really nice to me ever since we got lost in the woods. I wonder if he has a crush on me?
"Sorry, I'm going with Katie.", said Sadie, before she and Katie began to drag their canoe towards the water.
"Oh, that's cool, I guess.", said Zeke, as the sounds of struggling appears.
Duncan is revealed to be dragging Harold to Ezekiel.
"Ow, what gives, man!?", said Harold, jerking his wrist from Duncan's fist.
"We three need to discuss our alliance strategy. I can't stand either Courtney or Eva anymore, so one of them has got to go. That way, their fighting won't cost us a challenge. I can probably convince Geoff and DJ to vote our way. Can you guys convince the Tweedles to vote either of them off."
"I can convince Sadie, eh?", said Ezekiel. "We've been pretty tight since we got lost in the woods."
"Um, OK?", said Duncan. "Next time we lose a challenge, one of them is going home."
"Oh, no way am I riding with you!", yelled a voice from offscreen.
Cut to Courtney and Eva glaring at each other over the last Bass canoe. "I'm not happy about this either, princess.", growled Eva. As their bickering continued, Duncan said, "Heck, we might just have to throw a challenge to get them gone."
Cut to the Gophers' side of the beach, where Trent walks up to Gwen. "Hey, Gwen, want to share a canoe?"
Gwen blushes, though before Lindsay and Beth grab each of Trent's arms. "C'mon, Trent!", said Lindsay. "You've got to come with us!"
Trent is pulled away, as a someone clears his throat behind Gwen. Gwen turns to see Cody waiting patiently. "I'm free to canoe with you, just so you know."
"I thought you'd want to go with Noah.", said Gwen, grasping at any hope she had.
"Nah, he's cool with it.", said Cody, before turning to a nearby Noah. "Aren't you, buddy?"
Noah looks about to say something, when Heather walks up from behind. "Of course he is. Besides, Noah is coming with me."
Cody shrugs, then grins at an irritated Gwen.
The camera cuts to all the campers in their respective canoes, ready to race. Chris points a starter pistol in the air, and fires it.
The campers begin racing, as a bald eagle plummets from the sky, shot. "Um, that's going to provoke some angry emails.", said Chris.
Cut to a shot of Courtney and Eva yelling at one another as they attempt to paddle their canoe. The camera pans to the right, revealing Katie and Sadie's boat.
"What a bunch of jerks.", said Sadie. "I swear they are the next one's gone."
"I know, right?", said Katie. "So, what do you think about that Ezekiel guy?"
"The redneck kid?", said Sadie, nervously. "Not much."
"You know, you should totally ask him out on a date. It's been forever since you had one."
Sadie has no response, as she scratches her chin and stares out over the water. As she's glancing at her reflection, fog slowly starts creeping up.
"Um, where did all this fog come from?", said Katie, before staring wide-eyed at a colossal cliff in the shape of a skull.
Cut to Duncan, Harold, and Ezekiel piloting their canoe onto the beach. "Nice skull.", said Duncan, pointing up at the cliffs.
Gwen and Cody's boat floats onto the beach as well, revealing Cody to be holding his private areas.
Duncan laughs, as Harold says, "What happened to you, Cody?"
"I... uh, overstepped some boundaries.", said Cody, with a nervous glance at Gwen.
The rest of the Gophers arrives on the beach. "We're all here? Good.", said Heather, before the team races off into the woods.
"We need to go now, too.", said Duncan.
"What about Eva and Courtney?", said Sadie. Duncan looks around, realizing that they were down two players.
Cut to out on the lake, where Courtney and Eva are roughhousing. Their canoe eventually top sizes, spilling the duo into the water.
"Great.", said Courtney, as soon as they appear above water.
Cut to the Gophers running through the woods, carrying their canoes over their heads. Suddenly, the underbrush all around them begins to rustle. Giant, wooly beavers poke their heads out.
"Monster... Beavers!", yelled Cody, as the group is chased away back from where they came.
(Chris): The Wooly Beaver, a remnant of prehistoric times, can only be found on the remote Boney Island. They are also meat-eaters.
The Gophers rush into a cliffside, filled with nests. The beavers scowl at the team, before trudging off.
"They're... they're leaving.", said Beth, surprised. "I wonder why that is?"
As if in answer, Pterodactyl like geese appear from within the nests. "Oh-", said Trent.
Cut to the Bass running through the woods, a still drenched Eva and Courtney now with them. The Gophers suddenly race past them. The Bass look back, see the geese, and picks up speed.
"I have an idea!", says Cody, pulling out a full loaf of bread.
"Where did that come from?", said Heather.
"I was saving it for a romantic picnic... with Gwen."
"With food from your pants?", said Gwen.
Cody ignores this, choosing instead to throw the bread towards the geese. The birds stop their pursuit, and begin nibbling the bread.
Cut to the Gophers continuing to make headway on the island. Noah is walking beside Cody and talking amiably, when Trent says, "Um, guys? I'm shrinking!"
As the rest of the team runs forward to help Trent, Heather grabs Noah's arms and drags him behind some foliage.
"OK, so we're in agreement, right?", said Heather.
Noah sighs. "We vote off Gwen the first chance we get. Don't you think we ought to vote someone more useless off, instead of the person annoying you."
"Hey, I helped you keep Cody on the show. In order for that, you need to do whatever I say, when I say it. Got it?"
"Fine.", said Noah, rolling his eyes.
Cut to all the campers on the far side of Boney Island, all gathering brush to use in their signal fire. As the Gophers pile sticks onto their firepit, Lindsay suddenly points to the Bass. "Oh, oh, oh!", she yells.
At the Bass' side of the beach, the already have a fire going.
"How the heck did they do that? They just got here!", yelled Trent.
Duncan removes lighter from his pocket. Chris, who is observing all of this in a helicopter, says, "No rules against lighters anywhere. The Bass take an early lead."
Meanwhile, in the underbrush, Beth is rooting out sticks to use, when she comes across a Tiki doll. She picks it up, admiring it, before Cody slaps the doll out of her hands.
"Remember what Chris said? You can't take anything off the island.", he said.
Beth gasps. "I didn't hear him say that."
Cody and Beth, after gathering more sticks, return to the firepit, only to see a big fire blazing. A nearby Noah looks smug.
(Noah): Woah, I did not expect my scout training to come in this handy.
Chris looks down on the Gophers' fire. "Eh... Gophers, you can head back to camp."
The Gophers all cheer, as Courtney gets frantic. "Quick, we need to make our fire bigger before he'll let us go!"
Harold gasps, looks around in a hurry, then grabs the canoe oars and throws them in the fire.
The fire burns bright, as Chris yells down through his megaphone, "Bass, you can go now."
"Harold!", yelled Courtney, staring at the embers of the oars. "What did you do!?"
Eva stalks up to the dweeb, and grabs his wrist. "How are we supposed to get home now, you idiot!?"
Ezekiel says, "Hey, he just wasn't thinking, eh?"
"OK, this is OK, we just need to paddle with our arms.", said Courtney, hysterically.
"Are you kidding me?", said Eva. "With those wimpy arms of yours? I need to push the canoes in the water!"
"How dare you call me wimpy! I don't believe for a second that you can get us all back to camp!"
As the duo begins another shouting match, the rest of the team glares at them.
"Um, guys, can I have your attention, please?", said Chris from above. "The Gophers have already made it back to camp. They win, and you guys lose."
Courtney and Eva stares up at Chris, before screaming at each other again.
Cut back to Wawanawkwa, where Duncan is standing on the Bass porch with Harold and Ezekiel. "So, who are we going to vote off?", said Harold.
Duncan scratched his chin. "I guess it just comes down who annoys us the most."
Cut to nighttime at the campfire pit, where Harold, Eva, and Courtney are the last three. "The penultimate marshmallow goes to..."
"... Harold!"
"What!", yelled Eva and Courtney at once, both standing up from their seats. Harold breathed a sigh of relief, and went up to receive his marshmallow.
"Why didn't any of you morons vote Harold off?", said Eva.
"Take a wild guess.", snarked DJ, with uncharacteristic bitterness.
"And the final marshmallow goes to..."
"... Eva!"
"No!", yelled Courtney. "You guys kept Harold and... her instead of me?! I don't concede; I'm staying on this island no matter what!"
Chris and a nearby Chef begins advancing on the hysterical Courtney, before Eva stops them. "Please, allow me." The weightlifter then picks up the fighting Courtney, and carries her off.
Cut to the Boat of Losers, where Eva drops the CIT in the boat. As the boat drives off into the night, Eva says maliciously, "Buh-bye, Courtney..."
Teams
Screaming Gophers: Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Trent, Beth, Cody, and Noah
Killer Bass: Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Eva, Harold, Sadie, Katie, and Ezekiel
Eliminated: Owen, Izzy, Tyler, Bridgette, Justin, Leshawna, and Courtney
Votes: Courtney (7); Eva (1); Harold (1)