Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 4: One Mad Dive
Part 2: Cliff Diving Clashes
Well, no-one said that people trying to cliff dive was easy at all...aside from Kipo, but she may have been the first one down for the Crows.
It's not going to get any easier for the rest of the Crows and the other three teams, especially the ones that weren't super cool with being in the water!
But wherever they were clashing or not, any kind of comeback is possible in this climate...so find out what's diving in this part of the fourth episode!
BTW, potential minor spoilers might be here for Attack on Titan and of course, read and review this part!
The sky was mostly clear, the waters were clean and the host was smiling with his clean teeth...as Kipo was already at the bottom.
"Welcome back to Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, where these 115 or so people will dive down to victory!" Chris announced. "And it looks like the Crows are ready to get themselves down there!"
"No! Some of us are pretty scared of the water, which isn't good for any of us." Mikasa said, taking the leadership role. "So, every one of us should dive."
"Then what about you? I'm going to dive with my hands open!" Giovanni shouted.
"Er, Wario's going to have the best dive of all time!" Wario exclaimed, as Giovanni was high-fiving him. "Glad to see, that you see it Wario's way."
"Not if I try first!" Tomo was preparing her run, swimsuit ready. "These sharks can't catch me!"
Tomo then looked down at the cliff before...actually running off it, causing her to get through many backflips before she landed well inside the ring back up.
"Oh, is she good?" Terry Bogard asked. "She looks..."
Tomo just threw her thumbs up, which made Terry wipe the sweat off his brow.
"Well, it's time to get some time in the sea!" Terry declared, ready to get some screen time...with a serious dive. "Wish me luck!"
"I ain't wishing you luck, we're gonna be winners!" Gum exclaimed, as Terry managed to land in the safe zone. "Time to-"
"-get this thing diving down!" Haida said. "Please don't me eat me, sharks!"
These two were just diving like it wasn't a big deal, as they weren't super okay with the shark bitings, but they landed in the safe zone...not missing a beat.
"Woohoo, five out of probably twenty-nine or something. Eh, you guys should really step up to my game." Kyo remarked, as Terry was just looking at him with confusion.
Kyo just jumped off with a smirk into the ocean beside the cliff...and he barely got in, raising his arms at landing in the safe zone.
"Wow, that's some guts." Kyo said, seeing that Gum was hanging onto Terry Bogard.
"Okay, we're here to do a montage of divers! Because most of us are not scared of the water or the sharks!" Deadpool exclaimed, as Pit was just bumping his own fist. "As you know, my record with sharks? Unbeatable."
"Uh, cool?" Pit asked. "I've got water arrows or something!"
"What the hell are you two talking about?!" Nobara asked. "We're not messing up sharks."
"My record against sharks, which could bite most of us."
These three were just the start of the additional dives, as Pit was just flying down into the water, Deadpool was just doing a massive amount of sideflips, Sakura basically did a cannonball, Riku diving head-first with a scream and Nobara was doing a pretty cool dive.
Sandy was going to do just that...as Sakura noticed that she was outside of the ring, as she looked shocked.
"Sandy, get out of the shark water!" Sakura shouted. "This isn't Bikini Bottom."
"Then I'll show 'em how we do it there!" Sandy was just raring up a punch to a shark that was coming up to her.
But the shark just avoided her for obvious reasons, as Sandy swam into the safe zone.
"What was with that?" Sandy asked, finally getting into the safe zone.
"I think it could sense your fighting spirit." Sakura remarked, as the rest of the divers were picked up along with her.
*Sandy's confessional*
"I think it just doesn't eat squirrel, which was it's lucky day, because I was about to make some sushi outta it!" Sandy declared.
*Confessional cut*
"That's right, Giovanni Potage is willing to take one for his minions! Let's get 'em!" Giovanni exclaimed, still on the way to becoming a real villain.
"Uh, I can dive myself." Shego remarked, as Wario stopped her. "I don't have to waite for this thing!"
"Watch me for I do big villain things!" Giovanni went for his dive.
"Okay, then." Shego said, as the pink-haired villain got down into action.
His action was just doing a weird bellyflop backflip hybrid thing, yet he made it almost cool to do before hitting the edge of the safe zone hard enough to slide down it quickly.
"Damn, he went down like a man. Wario's gonna go down like a man!" Wario followed that up, as he ran off the cliff with a smug grin.
Wario was actually doing a lot of backflips and frontflips...only for style points, but he was definitely in the safe zone and met Giovanni, who was still invigorated.
"Wow, what a dive!" Shego shouted, though Giovanni couldn't tell that it was sarcastic.
She just went for a normal dive, getting outside of the safe zone without much of a care.
"Hey, what the hell?!" Kageyama shouted.
"Please survive." Mikasa said.
Shego was well aware of the sharks and of course, she just slapped the hell out of them...the powered-up pimp slap working its magic.
"Hey, hey, these guys are rare!" Chris said, as Shego jumped into the safe zone. "Anyways, you people aren't going to switch teams, right?"
"I'm good on the team!" Kageyama shouted.
"Alright, geez." Chris stated, as the volleyball player was just looking down and then just diving with a care. "Also, you Crows have 16 divers!"
Though the team leader...sort of made it into the safe zone, things weren't looking great for Mikasa...even after reaching the sea for a good two years and doing some stuff.
"I don't know if I will be able to do this challenge. I can't swim that well." Mikasa stated, thinking back
"I can't swim, yet I don't let that hurt!" Tiny Tina replied, as she got the chicken hat. "Not going to lie, it's a good hat."
"But I won't stand down." Mikasa ready to do some things, starting her confident dive.
"Wait, it looks like you kinda can't swim!" Tiny Tina shouted.
Mikasa dove without that much fear...as Shego was still there, practically chilling in the water with Mikasa now landing in it...and floating like it wasn't a big deal.
"Not gonna lie, thought you weren't gonna jump considering the...craziness that's your life and whatever." Brody said, as Mikasa and Shego hopped on. "Damn, one chicken too."
"Ah, whatever. Let's just do it for our homies." Owen said. "To them!"
"To where?!" Noah shouted, as he saw that Owen was doing the jump. "Wait a second!"
"What? I'm just taking one for the team...oh yeah, there was a big wave!" Owen remembered the first challenge from the first season. "Noah and the rest of people, let's do it!"
Noah just jumped down with some introspection, Gloria just dived down with a smug smile, Michiru was using her arms that turned into wings and Miko was just yelling all of the way down with a cheer...
And landed on top of Michiru, as the move was happening.
"What the heck was that? That was pretty insane pain..." Judy was just thrown off by the now stunned Michiru. "...glad, she's alive."
Miko just got back up.
"Hey, what the hell? You couldn't have just waited?" Michiru asked.
"Come on, diving into shark-infested water down a massive cliff?! You don't do that everyday." Miko proclaimed, as she was just feeling herself in the water.
"Geez, calm down for a second." Michiru said. "I nearly got dunked into the water."
"Yeah, oh, sorry."
"Wow, that's twenty two out of twenty nine and if we all dive, we should have no more chickens in this business." Judy said, being a rabbit. "...But I kind of can't because I'm a rabbit."
"Uh, I can! This dive sounds like fun!" Papyrus exclaimed. "Uh, my bones are connected good!"
"If this is for the team, that I can do!" Darkness also exclaimed, slapping Papyrus on the back. "Slap me off the cliff!"
"No, human, that would be messed up!" Papyrus shouted...considering the obvious. "Robot man, how are you doing?"
"My hydro protective parts have been well prepared and your friend's attractive-ness has been noted." Genos remarked, as Papyrus looked shocked. "Us three should go."
Darkness...aimed for the safe zone and she managed to hit one of the buoys, as Genos didn't do that and saw the hurt on the way down...and Papyrus just did a weird cannonball and landed on the water.
Darkness felt the pain...which she had some more of that feeling about, as Judy saw.
"I am more than okay, I could smash all day into these buoys!" Darkness shouted.
"...Urgh, is she good?" Judy asked. "She's having a good time about it."
"Damn, she really is perverse. Which I'm all about!" Tiny Tina shouted, as Judy was mulling it over sadly in her mind. "Achieve your dreams of pain!"
"I will take it!" Darkness shouted. "I will be the crusader than I can be!"
"Ew!" Judy said, seeing that only her, Tina and Daniel was left. "Knight of bones or something, dive please. Still a rabbit and these sharks probably like rabbit!"
The sharks then snapped up to her...as Sir Daniel stuck out his sword to defend his lady from bites...as Judy took the chicken hat.
"Besides, I don't think any of these teams are going to do it perfectly. You apparently saved your land being dad, so...uh..." Judy didn't really anything to say.
"I will do it!" Sir Daniel shouted, running in with his sword. "What are these animals?!"
Sir Daniel actually ended up running off the cliff...as Judy just took on the hat, as Sir Daniel literally fell into the water...and got picked up by Darkness.
"Crows, you did pretty good! 27 out of 29 contestants...though you may lose two points in the next round." Chris announced, getting into the business. "Swordfishes, you get third, but it's your turn now!"
"You actually can swim, you got arms and are good looking!" Tiny Tina encouraged Judy.
"I think I'll learn it and put that into my skillset. You could learn it too." Judy bumping Tiny Tina on the shoulder.
*Riku's confessional*
"Looks like I'm going to have to get used to having a new bunch of friends for the third time, though it doesn't look like they're dealing with hearts. Trust me, you don't want to know what I'm talking about." Riku said, feeling exasperated from the Nobody shenanigans.
*Pit's confessional*
"Wow, Miko can dive, absolutely go on the attack and 2-0 me? She sounds like a pretty cool teammate and a uh...good friend material." Pit proclaimed. "I bet she can't shoot an bow and arrow."
*Confessional cut*
The twenty-eight Swordfishes and they were more than ready to be the best of the contestants...despite one of the contestants saying the obvious up on the cliff.
"I was not designed to be diving down cliffs, so I can't do it." Connor stated. "Potentially, the rest of you can do it so that our team can have some kind of advantage...even if it's over last place."
"Hopefully, this doesn't mean I'll get stuck in the water." Reg said. "Though the last time I was in water...more dangerous things came up."
"I have no data on you and water, so hopefully you can do it." Connor stated without much confidence. "...I think."
"Thanks for the words." Reg stated.
The other teammates were about to put their plan into action and their plan was just one thing.
"Winning is for badasses and I think we're generally badass! Man, I'm cooking up some bars over here!" Lowain tried to motivate all of them, as Reigen was looking at him with confusion. "Brah, sometimes my language hits different depending on what I'm feeling."
"I know, it just doesn't make sense." Reigen remarked, letting the statement slide.
However it mattered, these guys were here to do one thing...as Sokka accidentally demonstrated...while doing the best of stretches.
"And Sokka's about to get you all started with some-" Chris announced, as Sokka tripped over the cliff. "-of the craziest dives on Total Drama to date!"
Sokka was flipping, of course, sideways and he looked pretty dang confused...as he was the first of the divers and he flopped on hitting the water.
"That was not crazy, that was pretty lame." Sokka stated from the safe zone. "I dunno, the rest of guys better make it up to this cyborg dude."
"Okay, for the cyborg dude!" Oikawa said. "Our half-robot comrade needs us to win, so we need to-"
"-Then let's get it!" Ryuko ran off the cliff to do an seriously motivated dive.
Ryuko definitely nailed it with the punch for some reason, but the others weren't worried...as Smee just went down with a smile and then so did Eva did with some serious anger.
They all landed in the safe zone, as did Nicole...doing a foot-first dive with some punch and Eva looked at all of them.
"Even the old guy's tough, what a story." Eva said.
"Well, I have to thank my captain!" Smee remarked.
"Yeah, thank yourself." Eva stated angrily.
"Hey...we all have someone to thank for being kind of badass!" Ryuko said with a smile, as Eva just rolled her eyes.
"Wow, six for the Swordfishes already!" Chris announced, as Bayonetta was just diving down in her own self-made swimsuit. "Make that seven!"
"Hey, there's no reservations, so it's best to keep on diving!" Bayonetta told the to the teammates that were up there. "Also, beware of Joseph."
"Wait, why, he's a good..." Ryuko said from the boat.
"My man's built like a monster truck!" Brody complimented the tall muscular guy. "He's...the chaddiest."
The guy with Hamon was stretching to unstiffen his muscles and the camera accidentally, as a few members were gazing at his great build.
"It's time to get swimming!" Joseph said. "Wow...I'm married."
"Cool, cool." Daphne stated, a little bit stunned...as Joseph just dove down. "How is he so chill about it?"
"Like he said, he's married." Cassie Cage remarked...as her teammate was blushing strongly. "...You have a boyfriend, right?"
Joseph was the eight to dive into the safe waters and then the two who talked ran off to follow the half-British guy up with their own dive to the zone...along with Tails who landed on top of him.
"Yeah...who's under me?" Tails asked, Joseph quickly swimming to get out of his way. "Sorry about it."
"Eh, it's not a massive deal. Not too shabby, though." Joseph remarked.
The 11 contestants were on the boat, as others their own thing, as Falco dove down with sheer speed to ride the wind,...Reigen was shrieking all of the way down, Kasumi dove down hands-first, Lowain doing the devil horn hands while looking at the camera, Min Min bringing her long arms back, Arle basically using a spell to slow down and Heavy shouting something.
"Diving cowards suck." Heavy said...before he landed outside of the zone. "Sharks scared of me."
"Uh, they're not." Oikawa remarked. "They're coming in."
"No, you better watch!" Heavy exclaimed, readying a punch.
The 17 other succesful divers were watching him...punch a shark in the nose with such force that it got flown back like it wasn't a problem.
"No problem." Heavy remarked, as the shark had landed in the water. "Shark has problem."
*Cassie's confessional*
"As apparently badass as it was, I'm more concerned on how these sharks get to be man-eaters. Definitely not Hollywood apparently." Cassie said, very much scared of the animal experimentation.
*Confessional cut*
Now it was 18 and quite a few more were ready to get down into the business.
"Hold on, you can swim, so I don't see why you get to be outta this thing!" Leshawna shouted with motivation.
"Because I'm not exactly super willing to go down with the sharks? But I will go last." Khun remarked.
"You've seen these things, they ain't caring about last jump." Leshawna said. "Also, why do you have your briefcase?"
"You'll see why." Khun just saw Leshawna do the dive. "There's actually fish in this thing."
The next few went without a hitch, as Tails was just diving down with a drill dive and a smile, Reg was just going down with a scream, Askeladd dived with a fearless smile and then Raven casually went down for the point.
"That's twenty-four out of twenty-eight!" Chris announced. "Which is worse than the Crows now."
Connor couldn't dive (signified by the chicken hat), Khun was actually waiting for his turn, Amelia just took the chicken hat with a serious sigh and Oikawa...was there.
"Why aren't you diving? I don't know how to swim and I'm pretty sure that Connor might end up six leagues under." Amelia said. "I'm not proud of that fact."
"Well, uh, wouldn't you like to not be bitten by sharks?" Oikawa asked, sweating a bit. "These things nearly snapped up the biggest guy on our team."
"You can swim and he sure can swim...what is he doing?" Amelia asked. "Where did you get the fish?"
"Doesn't matter. What matters is that Oikawa will dive." Khun just put down the briefcase and then did a simple dive. "Volleyball captain, do your worst."
"Oh, I'll do my worst." Oikawa remarked, as he stepped back to get prepared.
He readied himself, as the swordfish finally reached the sharks and they were just booking it out of the general area and then the brown-haired setter jumped off, falling at speed until...
He hit the edge of the safe zone...but not the buoys.
"Well, Tobio-chan, I guess we're pretty even now!" Oikawa told his rival on the Crows, as Squigly awkwardly dived into the safe zone. "More than even!"
"We can't force them to dive unless they drown or die." Raven told him seriously, as the boat picked up the last of the divers...including Squigly.
"And the Crows and the Swordfishes both have two chickens...let's see if the new second place team finally takes first!" Chris announced, as Joseph and Oikawa just looking at each other on the beach.
The half-British, half-American hero and the Japanese pretty boy volleyball captain were gazing each other up...as some of the ladies were looking respectfully.
"Wow, they're both so attractive. Why do they share so much animosity?" Squigly asked. "It's not like they share a lot of things in common."
"When you're trying to get ladies, egos tend to clash for no reason." Nicole said. "Knock it off."
Daphne was just sitting down on the ground, trying to think of things.
*Daphne's confessional*
"Fred, I was looking at those two respectfully! Their muscles were just there and they happened to be wet for the challenge!" Daphne huffed, trying to figure something out. "...Never mind, Fred."
*Reg's confessional*
"I don't think I've had so much water get into me in my life. I still feel fine, it's just that my arms aren't really made for swimming." Reg said, as a starfish was taking residence in his head.
*Confessional cut*
"Deers...you may or may not have people that can't dive, but you guys showed up last time! So, it'd suck for you to lose, but it'd be awesome for me!"
Chris chuckled, as the green coloured collective were standing on the cliffside with a very confident collective smile that showed that they were in it to win it.
"Remember, it doesn't matter if 29 of you dive! The score to beat is really two chickens!" Chris announced, as the vast majority of the teams weren't looking scared of the water...or the angrier sharks.
"Well, you heard the man. The score to beat is two chickens." Tanya said. "I'd suggest that all but one of you get going."
"Well, can you swim? That is very much important to the challenge." Sonja asked, as all but four of them put their hand up. "But out of the ones that can't swim...who'd like a ride?"
"I wish I could but I-"
Robyn couldn't finish her sentence before Donkey Kong picked him up.
"-I didn't asked to be picked up!"
The two of them dived as Donkey Kong took the initiative with Robyn being carried to boot...but Donkey Kong went into the safe zone...with Robyn struggling out of the hand being fine.
"Hold on...that worked?! Despite the obvious facts?" Tanya asked, just taking off the hat with anger.
"I mean, that's what I wanted to tell them to do, but DK's apparently quick on the uptake." Sonja remarked...as Tanya saw an opportunity and Sonja just put the thumbs up.
"Team, we need to save the strongest members to a dual dive or we'll have more chickens than the rest." Tanya answered smugly, as Snake looked suspiciously at her. "It's not like we have anything else."
"Sure..." Samus grumbled for the obvious.
"This shit ain't obvious!" Riley declared. "Sharks 'bout to find out!"
Despite being nine, Riley dove solo and he went down like a rock and hit the safe zone and floated.
"Listen, we ain't fucking around this time!" Riley shouted.
*Donkey Kong's confessional*
"I just mean I just wanted the wolf lady to get into the safe zone, but I didn't know that I would help my team by doing that. We're golden, right?" Donkey Kong asked, ready to drop some beats on time.
*Confessional cut*
And golden was the opportunity, because there was many divers.
"Well, it's my turn now!" Tanjiro declared, running back...and then diving down with a speed.
Tanjiro just swam back up.
"Okay, there's no chickens so far! Despite one of the divers being unable to swim." Chris announced...as some of the Rhinos were putting their thinking caps on for this one.
For the next group of divers, it was pretty simple.
B was just doing a hardcore cannonball with a wave rippling upon his landing, Dawn dove to the safe zone and stood on it...before Luigi did a scaredy bellyflop that made her sink...and Daisy just dove to pick them both up.
Ram casually just dove down without much suprise, Mystique Sonia was squealing in happiness in her dive, Yuri was ready to fight the sharks on the dive down and Jude went down with an appreciation of the ocean.
And Julia went out of the safe zone with her dive.
"Look out, these sharks aren't messing around!" Tiana exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, sharks." Julia said, ready to adapt her fighting style to the waters...before Dawn came up to the sharks. "How are you standing on water?"
"Be free, sharks, you don't have to follow the host's whims." Dawn calmed down the sharks...before answering Julia's question. "I used up some of my energy to help out a fellow enviromentalist."
"Cool...I guess I talk about the Amazon a lot." Julia remarked. "I just don't want more destruction happening to it."
"Same thing here. I guess we're a bit alike." Dawn said...as Snufkin just landed out of the safe zone with unsurprised look.
"We should really get to not losing!" Snufkin shouted. "I wouldn't like to be voted off."
"Fourteen divers, still no chickens. These deers really are daring." Chris announced, as the next diver was just doing a feint slap. "Whoa, it's actually funny!"
"Shut up, Chris. It's not." Bugs Bunny stated...putting his swimming goggles and hat on. "Viewers, you know what to do?"
"What the hell is he talking about?" Penny asked...as the bunny just dove off air.
"Yeah...what is he talking about? Also, did he just float?" Uraraka asked.
"Could be camera tricks!" Penny said.
"...You could be right." Uraraka said...as Bugs landed in the safe zone.
So did these two, as Penny, Uraraka and also, Scott Pilgrim landed in the safe zone...though the latter was struggling, so Soos...landed on the side of him.
"Oh, good, you're alive!" Soos told Scott, genuinely happy. "Imagine dying."
"I'm glad that my hair's still staying strong!" Kate shouted from the top. "Imagine my hair being ruined."
Kate basically dodged Sonja's run, as the formative team leader dove off the cliffside into the safe zone and so did the 22nd century popstar...though her hair looked a little...
"Even two centuries ahead, my hair doesn't hold super good in water." Kate said, complaining a bit.
"We have to make some sacrifices for the challenge." Sonja told her...as Kate looked offended.
*Kate Alen's confessional*
The F-Zero driver and popstar was just trying to fix her now awkward afro.
"Geez, you'd think that with super fast flying cars and galactic hair care, water wouldn't mess up my style. But I guess this is going to take everyone out of their comfort zone." Kate Alen stated.
*Confessional cut*
"21 divers, still no chickens for the Deers!" Chris announced...as there was more solo divers.
Tiana went down into the water, ending up swimming like a frog and Samurai Jack did a simple dive down into it...and so did Piccolo, who swam and floated above the water.
"I don't mind ya showing off. It's just why?" Tiana asked.
"I just wanted to do some of that." Piccolo remarked with a smile, as Tiana raised an eyebrow.
"Well, that isn't wrong. But we are doing pretty good." Samurai Jack said.
"You could say that." Piccolo basically fist-bumped Samurai Jack...who just kinda took it. "Oh no, you really don't know what a fist bump is..."
Spike dove down into the water and used his wings to get back onto the boat, as Brody looking at him weird.
"Bro, you're a small dragon. That's awesome, my dude!" Brody exclaimed at Spike, who was just scratching his head.
"Yeah, my fire isn't small!" Spike then breathed in and spat out smoke. "...I guess that water was stronger than I thought."
Now it was down to Tanya and Snake being kinda paired up and Samus and Aisling definitely being paired up and the latter not liking.
"I bet I could touch the water and have my wolves eat those shark things!" Aisling tried to bragged. "Or those sharks could."
"Trust me, it's not how it works. Wolves can't swim as fast!"
"But they can swim." Aisling rebutted quickly, as Samus did a face palm.
Snake did a pretty casual dive into the water...and the bounty hunter and fae child did a duo dive and they...messed up the execution of it.
Samus landed fine and Aisling was just flailing her arms in the water, as Samus held her.
"Well, that's the end of our team's attempt. You don't have to dive for all of us!" Samus declared. "We should be fine."
"But..." Tanya just looked at the lack of teammates around and her lack of a jewel. "...I can't believe I have to wear this hat."
"Atta girl. Who knew that a 13-year old major would wear the one chicken hat for the deers. I'm sure that your friends back at the Empire would-" Chris practically riled up the child soldier.
"I'm sure that you'd like your head to stay on your head." Tanya had her malicious smile, as Chris backed off. "Carry on being a mediocre host."
*Snake's confessional*
"Yeah and I bet that some of these Rhinos are going to force their teammates that can't swim to get down to the safe zone...just to win.
*Confessional cut*
All of the Deers, including an very angry Tanya, a dizzied Robyn, a nervous Luigi, a smug Yuri Sakazaki and an unsure Donkey Kong, were actually on the beach near the safe ring and the cliff.
"Anyways. The Rhinos are last and they've been looking at you!"
"Well, well, it's not like they can copy it for one for one. These guys don't even remotely have the teamwork to do the double dive." Sonja said, looking pleased.
"Trust me, you don't even know the half of the team. They're kinda insane." Yuri said.
"That is right and the Rhinos survived the last two challenges intact!"
Most of the Deers were just silent towards Chris, as B was just shaking his head.
"Thank you for the unnecessary comment." Ram said, not appreciating the host butting in.
"Will the Rhinos dive to win or will they whine to lose? Find out after the break!" Chris just transitioned to the break.
To be continued in Part 3, where the teams finish their diving, start their other challenge that the diving will contribute to and do some work on it!
Also, the spoiler was incredibly minor...since Mikasa still isn't good at swimming, but there's definitely a strategy that's about to be copied!
Part 3 should be coming soon with the end of the dives, the transitions and the second mostly new challenge.
Also...
The Red Rhinos: Chickens to be counted
The Crafty Crows: Two chickens (-2, tied for second)
The Daring Deers: One chicken (-1, currently first)
The Striking Swordfishes: Two chickens (-2, tied for second)