Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 6: Sitting On The Chair
Part 2: Not So Super Crown
It is a pun or it is an actual thing?
Does it really matter, though? The battle for the crown points really gets started, as the starting flag's dropped and so does some weird strategies from a guy that has been through it before.
Will Khun secure the time bonus? Will one team take the crown long enough to do some crazy defense? Will one team go on the offense and just throw out random attacks.
And more important, how does volleyballs and footballs play into it? Who knows, man? Who knows...except for me and thanks to the reviews for doing them reviews!
Anyways, let's make this!
Besides this, I've been somewhat reworking both Episodes 1 and the latter half of Episode 2 to be a bit less cumbersome and to also integrate certain things from the beginning. (I spent too long doing this, BTW)
Once again, let's get crowns!
"Okay, so, what we need to do is kinda easy. We need to ensure that we take the crown first, put it on Soos...who is on the throne and then just protect him." Snake told the whole team, who was on the vibe.
"I like sitting, but why I am sitting here?" Soos asked.
"Because you're a very cool guy who is very dumb." Snufkin said.
"...Come on, man." Soos said. "I don't have powers, but come on!"
"Honestly, it's because you never take that hat off!" Snufkin remarked, as Soos gave a thumbs up.
Snake was just a little confused at why the choice was made, but he just accepted it.
"All we can really do is protect him." Snake said. "So, is that what we're doing?"
"Yes, because we're a solid team that does solidly!" Tanya stated with confidence. "All of us can cover for each other's skills that much I can tell and if you're not, trust me, we will know."
"Damn, that's...just hilariously onimous." Snake just chuckled, as the whole team looked confident about guarding the guy. "Though, we should get some of us guarding the place and others...get to catching the crown."
Tanjiro, Samurai Jack, Uraraka, Yuri and Aisling were stepping on ahead...as they were sharing their unsheathed weapons or powers that they had...as Samurai Jack had a determined frown
"Looks like they stepped themselves up." Samus remarked, as Snake adjusted his headband. "Snake, let's finish this."
And in another team, things were a little bit different for yesterday's losing team...as they were working their hardest to force anyone to get up there, since one of them was missing.
"Hey, Tifa can't just get up there!" Sammy exclaimed. "She didn't decide to get up there!"
"Dude, she can kick a lot of butt, that's a good reason!" Rock exclaimed.
"I'm not really a strong damsel. Isn't there like someone here that'd like to wear the crown?" Tifa asked, as Sammy was just nodding to that.
Rock looked nervous, as did Legoshi and Pinstripe just grumbled.
"Isn't Sugar here?" Sammy asked, as Sugar come from nowhere. "Sugar, can you-"
"I'm gonna wear that crown and sit on it like a queen!" Sugar declared, as Tifa did a sigh of relief.
"And she can't defend herself, dummy." Pinstripe remarked, as Sammy and Sugar looked tired of it.
"Oh, Tifa can't fight on the throne." Rock realised, as Pinstripe just pinched his nose. "She can't."
"Alright, you want Sugar, then you get Sugar!" Pinstripe complained, as he walked with an angered poise.
And of course, the Crows chose Gloria...for obvious reasons and Seabass chose Noel becaus she wasn't in a fighting mood, as the four teams had chosen their throne sitters.
The better question is...when was the challenge going to start?
"Okay, so each team has chosen their throne sitters! Alright, let's GO!"
The Crows weren't even close being ready for the sudden announcement of the challenge starting...besides a few people and Terry Bogard was just getting into action.
"Finally, where were you?" Riku asked.
"I dunno, just chilling within this team and doing alright." Terry Bogard said.
The two of them were doing their best to ensure that they weren't out of it anymore, Keyblade warrior and hungry wolf not mattering that much.
The first thing to do in this challenge? Try to establish where the crown is and why the heck walls just appeared on the path directly to them.
"Wow, Chris really doesn't want to make this challenge easy!" Terry Bogard remarked, as Pit ran into a wall. "Looks like we're going around this thing."
"I'm sure that wherever it matters someone will get there first." Riku said. "But we can take the crown easily."
"Yeah!" Terry exclaimed. "Let's get it!"
Riku, Pit, Terry and out of nowhere, Sakura were all trying their best to get to the crown point, as while there was no guarantee that it was real, it was...something to believe.
Besides that, Riku and Pit looked from above the wall and they were still in the trees...seeing a few people move around the forest to either find the shown crown or another crown and...they both jumped down to run towards the main crown.
"Geez, it's like everyone's taking the crown!" Pit said, as he looked over some crazy stuff.
"Well, to win, you'd have to do that." Riku was running towards the source of the brawling.
These two were ready to get in the crown brawl, weapons at the ready and Terry catching up pretty quickly to the brawl, Sakura stuck in some vines...with the brawl practically throwing up the crown every three seconds.
Terry, Riku and Pit were all running into the mess of punches, kicks and projectiles that went nowhere...and suprisingly, Pit jumped...Riku threw some fire out and Terry just jumped into the brawl for the crown.
"Goddamn, this sucks!" Terry said, before being punched by Yuri.
Unsurprisingly, the fight didn't get stopped by some Firaga...as Yuri, Terry, Daisy, Mai and Harley Quinn were in the same area swinging their punches around and all of that, but the crown got punched with utter force.
So much fire that it flied through the forest, which kinda caught all of them off-guard and the rest of them...were going to have to chase it again.
"Finally, you won't believe what I found." Sakura said, panting with a crown on her hand. "Nice, isn't it?"
"Yeah, it is!" Terry exclaimed. "Gotta keep on your head, though!"
The four Crows that managed to get the crown for their team were just sprinting all of the way back, getting chased by Harley, Mai, Yuri and Daisy...who were also fighting each other.
Unsurprisingly the chase stopped because of the fighting and the four of them ran around the wall...while the others crashed into the wall.
"I bet that hurt like a fire truck..." Pit asked. "...and a arrow shot."
"What's up with everybody anyways?" Terry asked.
*Harley Quinn's confessional*
She had a bloodied bandage on her forehead.
"Damn it...we let her took the crown! I can't believe that Chris would put fake crowns here."
*Confessional cut*
The four of them were actually back at the Crows' hut, as they've managed to take the crown back to the person who was sitting down...or hippo, as Gloria picked it up and put it on her head.
"Yeah, they did it! Now the points should be pouring in." Gloria remarked.
"I don't think that's how it works." Noah said, carrying a wooden shield.
"None of us know how it works, that's the beauty of this challenge!" Gloria exclaimed, as there was now a timer that was still stopped. "Now we know..."
"Yeah, we got a fake one." Noah stated.
"Man, the real crown's still out there, so maybe if we can get it-" Terry Bogard was ready for some more, as was Sakura.
"Nah way, we're doing crazy things in this show!" Gloria shouted.
"That's right, check the timer to see it's a real crown!" Chris announced, just chuckling at his hidden surprise...the Crows hating the decision.
"Goddamn it, Chris does it again." Deadpool said, no malice. "I bet we're...not going to get it."
"Damn, that's sad...but I'm flying anyways!"
As Pit finished saying that, he got to finding the crown at speed...as they were speeding
Speaking of other teams, there was actually a small hidden cave that was suprisingly well lit and the three most observant people of the Swordfishes were just speeding through it.
They were trying to find a hidden crown, considering what Chris would do to hide it.
"Chris is one twisted guy...so that's what we're going with!" Tails had a good methodology, saying it with confidence.
"Man, really? You don't know the guy." Falco scoffed.
"Well, what else do you propose?" Tails asked.
"Find something within the sand, because if it's anything, it's like buried treasure!" Falco declared.
"You...could be wrong." Tails answered, as Reg was walking by with his mechanical arms.
"He could be right, we don't know this guy." Reg said, looking at the ground. "Besides, it could be forever."
"It ain't." Falco remarked...before Reg stepped on a hidden crown. "See!"
"Wait, it may not be-" Reg picked up the thing and in the light, it was a heavy crown. "-Well, we're part of the way there!"
"Hold up, can you do that spinny spin again?" Falco asked...as Tails was running backwards. "Where are you going?"
"To do the spin." Tails shouted in the cave, before firing up his Spindash to do some mad carrying. "Watch out!"
The three of them may have found a crown, but they weren't the only ones in the cave or rather, they weren't the only ones that had known about the cave entrance and it was still the same team.
"Man, when do you think they're going to come out?" Lowain asked, looking directly into the tunnel.
"They're coming out and you better move!" Sokka shouted, seeing some serious dust.
"Now?" Lowain asked...before he felt the full wind of Tails flying. "...My flying homie, man."
Sokka and Lowain were just nodding at Tails' speed, as the crown was flung by the sheer force of the trio that flew and said flying trio were running into a bunch of trees that blocked down.
And then the two of them were sprinting towards their home base.
*Sokka's confessional*
"I hope that they're alive or something like that." Sokka said, feeling real dour about the injury. "Because they're 100% alive!"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the crown, the three guys landed pretty alright and Noel was sitting there, ready to engage her guns and feeling weirdly uncomfortable.
"I swear I feel like a criminal!" Noel complained, before the crown landed on her hand. "Do I have to sit down all of the time?"
"I don't know, I'm just here to defend you." Raven remarked, as Noel put the crown on. "Besides the clock's going up."
"That sounds cool...whatever that is." Noel said, sure that she was going to get hit.
"Yeah, don't worry your little butt." Raven remarked, as the point counter went up. "We've got a single point."
"The Seabass are now counting the points up...as they've got three now and already getting their lead going!" Chris announced, as there was some other people that was within the same cave system...though certain parts were boarded off to avoid getting people lost.
That being said, there was somehow speakers underground and a few of the members were hearing it loud and clear.
"Hey, soldier, you think they're going to notice us sneaking up on them?" Bugs whispered to Snake (of all people).
"Possibly, we're in a box." Snake said. "I think people know about me."
"No, they don't...you're a frigging super spy!" Bugs exclaimed.
"No, I mean my presence." Snake said.
Someone definitely noticed the moving box with a couple of legs coming out of it, but it was Sugar and JFK, two people who just got paired up by someone.
"What the heck...that box has legs?" Sugar asked, as the box was just moving on its own...crawling. "What kind of thing is it?"
"It's a box, fatty!" JFK shouted. "It moves however it wants!"
Snake and Bugs weren't even humouring the twos' conversations...as they were crawling into the Seabass's home base, Snake sneaking through bushes, Spike flying and Bugs dug through the ground.
The home bases were just big coloured cabins, but the Seabass did bring out people like Askeladd, Bayonetta and Connor, who was ready to do his best...while the three guys from the Deers were looking at the base.
"How the heck are we going to get past that?" Bugs asked.
"I can fly and breath fire, but I'm pretty sure that they're all a little too powerful." Spike was still off the ground...in a bush.
"Hold on...you could be the only one in the box." Bugs remarked. "Snake?"
"Snake, that sounds like a good plan." Spike said...as Snake just gave the thumbs up from the box. "Nevermind, he's way ahead of us."
"Alright, we distract." Bugs just bit his carrot, as he said that.
"...Sure?" Spike was very unsure.
While Snake was crawling in the box, Spike was just flying in towards the random people that was just either throwing stuff at him or using something a little bit smarter.
Reigen threw some salt far enough to get in his eyes, as Bayonetta fired a few shots to send Spike into the ground.
"Isn't this too crazy for Total Drama?" Spike asked, covering his eyes.
"Bayonetta, I think you overdid it a bit." Reigen was winching at the gun shot...as Bayonetta was just blowing the smoke off. "At least, he's down."
Spike's eyes were real red, as he just walked back to his place and Bugs managed to get stomped by Askeladd, who thought it was just the ground.
"Did the ground just say ow?" Askeladd asked, hearing the ground. "Whoever you are, you're not ready!"
*Reigen's confessional*
The fake psychic was in a good mood.
"Well, it looks like we're in good hands and that I'm part of good hands."
*Confessional cut*
And despite Spike and Bugs just running back to help each other, Snake managed to get inside the cabin...as a box and Noel noticed said moving box and she had one thing to do.
She had her guns out, ready to shoot at the box...even if there was no-one in there
"Stop moving, box!" Noel shouted.
The box stopped moving...as she said, as Noel was just calming down for a second and she just wiped the sweat off her brow.
"You guys and your moving box." Noel just laughed...as she was just awkwardly sitting in the throne, before getting up to relax her elbow. "Wait, since when-"
Snake surprised her...by opening up the box, taking the crown from Noel...with a headlock and then going through the back (which had a lot of space)
Noel was plain shocked, as Snake and his buddies were just booking it out of the location and she was just trying to fire her guns from the cabin...and so did the rest of her team.
"The super-soldier arrived in a box, which was one of his trademark calls." Connor told Noel. "...Can't believe that we didn't notice."
"I'm sorry that I didn't notice." Noel remarked, freaking out.
"It's not a big problem. We have a hour and fifty minutes." Connor told her, as Noel was sweating a lot. "Don't worry...I'll help out somehow."
"Good, because I'm supposed to stay put!" Noel said.
*Connor's confessional*
The android police officer looks...confused.
"I still don't know why it works like this, but I will help out regardless!" Connor stated.
*Confessional cut*
"Snake has stole the crown! I repeat, Snake from the Deers has stolen the crown!"
Despite Snake getting a bunch of his friends coming in for him and also, some others just fighting some random people from other teams...things weren't going really smoothly for his team.
If only because Chris had to announce to everybody and for some reason, there was a bunch of the strongest in these threes' area or something.
"What do we do? I don't want to fight anyone and my eyes still hurt a lot!" Spike was being carried by Bugs.
"Come on, what else do we do?" Bugs asked, charging up a fist.
"Not do that." Spike said, eyes still stinging.
"...There ain't many options." Snake remarked.
They ran their best, as their teammates were getting ravaged.
Speaking of the strong people in the woods, Donkey Kong was just getting clobbered by some Rugged Rhinos...despite his big everything and Harley Quinn and Tron Bonne were doing the combo.
And Snake saw all of that.
"Uh, I'm going cleanly wrecked right here!" Donkey Kong shouted, as he got swarmed by a bat and a hundred Servbots. "Guys!"
Donkey Kong couldn't even get up at this point, as the Servbots were on him and Harley Quinn bonked him on the head.
Snake was the only one that stopped, as Bugs carrying Spike was going on ahead and the super soldier had one thing to do...throw a few grenades that didn't look like grenades.
"Hold up, why he's throwing giant pine cones?" Harley asked...before they exploded.
"Servbots!" Tron Bonne shouted in worry, seeing her Servbots actually get hurt.
Donkey Kong might have gotten thrown up in the explosion, but Harley and Tron Bonne got smacked by him falling down and Snake just came out.
"Man, something broke my fall. Couldn't hurt too much!" Donkey Kong grinned as he said that.
"I think we should get going before..." Snake just pointed to the knocked out ladies. "...I don't think they'll be awake for a while."
Donkey Kong and Snake went their ways and followed the pair with the crown, knowing that their teammates were probably going to fight as hard as they could.
*Tron Bonne's confessional*
"I am very lucky that my Servbots don't really feel pain, because that hurt like a getting shot at by that Mega dummy!" Tron Bonne complained, as she just straightened herself out. "I'm gonna beat that dumb monkey!"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of Spike and Bugs, the latter dug underground for the former and finally, Spike's eyes healed...magically...but they weren't out of the mess of fighting random people from the other teams.
Nobara and Owen were the ones to do it this time around.
"No way...you guys aren't ready for this guy's fire!" Bugs just held the crown.
"He's probably right." Spike said, just spewing out some fire.
Owen did a small fart, though Nobara could smell it and the guy just unloaded a big one too and that with the fire...made Bugs pull Spike far away from the fart and fire.
"Hey, uh, you might want to move." Owen told Nobara quietly.
"Geez, you reek!" Nobara shouted, already running from the smell.
Bugs and Spike just saw the explosion that ensued behind them, as they both got pushed forward by said explosion and onto the very outside of their team's home base.
Nobara just ran outside to avoid the explosion, which Owen was in the middle of and just as it started, it ended pretty quickly.
"Holy shit!" Nobara shouted. "He's gotta be-"
Owen may have been burnt, but he wasn't out...as he ran to Nobara.
"Hey, can you believe that there was a butt ton of methane? Huh, crazy!" Owen didn't even notice the pun, which got Nobara to be punched.
*Nobara's confessional*
She smelled pretty bad.
"Fuck this, I'm going to vote for him...because I smell bad, blew up a cave and he just let them have a crown." Nobara said, trying to waft away her smell.
*Confessional cut*
Soon enough, the Deers were actually on the base and they had the crown in their hands and they were all wondering one cool thing...as they weren't surprised at how some of the contestants were now.
"I can sense that some of you are very tired." Dawn said, as she saw Julia Chang panting.
"I haven't really found the crown yet, but-" Julia said, before Spike landed with the crown on Soos' head. "-Looks like we all found it!"
"What matters is that we all tried with our different auras!" Dawn complimented Julia.
"...Thanks? I'm just sitting my best!" Soos shouted.
"Hey, you're a real good sitter." Julia told Soos, who blushed. "Geez, it's not that big of a deal."
"I'm doing big deal things with big deal...stuff!" Soos exclaimed.
"A'ight, these daring deers are counting their points..as they've got one point right now!" Chris announced, as there was a whole bunch that were ready to defend their base. "Come, Rhinos, your ruggedness ain't just for show...ain't it!"
Someone knew that their team had been called out and that someone also knew what they were going to try and do...as Tron Bonne and Harley Quinn were carried back by Kristoff, which was wincing.
"Wow, how are they alive?" Kristoff asked.
"What matters is that they are!" Azula said. "We need to wake them up."
"Hold up, I got it!" Kristoff exclaimed, as he cut into a tree very loudly.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Azula asked, as her two alliance partners were up. "Never mind."
"Okay, so, Snake just blew his friend and then Donkey Kong was sittin on top of us. But two minutes, we sat on top of him!" Tron Bonne exclaimed, as the people that were hanging out were confused.
"...Yeah, that sounds bad. But we can take on a gamble...it's very possible that there's more than one crown that would count." Yumeko suggested.
"You're not the only one that thought that. The other people actually went." Azula remarked, as Tron Bonne was easing her head.
"Oh, I know. I just noticed something weird." Yumeko said...as the rest of the alliance that she was in looked at her dumbfounded. "He obviously said that there's only one crown...but what if one of the fakes give points slower?"
"...Sure. Let's just go with that." Tron Bonne answered, still groggy. "We're still going for the real one."
"There's more than enough people in this team to do that, so it's not impossible to do that." Yumeko said, as there was a few guys that were perking up.
"I mean, you can do it, just don't be surprised when it doesn't work." Tron Bonne remarked.
"Hey, at least, we can say we tried." Yumeko said with a smile...as Clover and Lynn were joining her.
"Uh, that's not happening, though." Clover was just flexing her stuff.
"She's saying that it could happen and we could get something!" Lynn proclaimed.
"If we get to smash heads, I'm in!" Harley was just spinning her baseball bat around...as Yumeko looked happier. "Damn, you might be crazy."
The four ladies left to find some kind of edge case, as Azula was already long-gone along with a whole bunch of other people to take the real crown and the small chunk of the team that was left...was being prepared for the sitter to come back.
Besides JFK, who brought something both familiar and cursed back.
"Here's a thing that could er-uh help us out!" JFK shouted, carrying a crown with a malformed pink mushroom and eyes in it. "It gives people big round ones!"
"What disease is it?" Carmelita asked, trying to not sigh.
"Nah, watch this." JFK remarked, putting it on and uh...
...well, it did turn him into a woman, big rounds ones and all and unsurprisingly, there was a lot of confused screams from the guys and the girls weren't in the mood.
"How is this relevant to the challenge?" Carmelita asked, very unimpressed with JFK.
"It gave me a-" JFK answered, almost raising the rating of the show.
"Bro, what the actual fuck! Take that crown off!" Muscle Man shouted at JFK, who just took it off.
And turned back to normal.
"Uh, Chris, can we keep it?" Muscle Man shouted. "It's gonna 'cause some serious drama!"
"Please no-" Carmelita said.
"Yeah!" Deadpool shouted, before he got interrupted.
"You make a good argument. You guys can keep it, though it doesn't give you any points." Chris announced and then turned off the microphone. "Are the Rhinos actually going to make a comeback? Will the Deers just run away with the 13 points that they have? And more importantly, what's up with the Crows? Find that out...after the break!"
While the screen turned black, there was a Super Crown that was probably going to mess with people that were hanging on the same team as...Muscle Man and JFK.
To be continued in Part 3, where the obvious battle for the crown and the battle for time was happening, as the Daring Deers were going all in on fighting for their team to secure the win.
And whoops, the title's technically not a lie because there's a normal crown and a Super Crown! (which is only here for jokes, obviously...I think.)
The total amount of time points for each team:
Daring Deers (1st, 13 points)
Striking Swordfishes (2nd, 11 points)
Rugged Rhinos (Tied for 3rd, 0 points)
Crafty Crows (Tied for 3rd, 0 points)