Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 6: Sitting On The Chair
Part 4: 25 Reasons To Win!
The title describes this part, aside from the not so short elimination, as there's two teams that are in the running to take the lead and even a potential team to take second in the not-so-short 25 minutes!
The Rugged Rhinos are still the most consistent team, the Striking Swordfishes are the most motivated team and the Daring Deers are the most cohesive teams...in spite of the choices!
And I'm on TV Tropes in the least surprising way possible. (Trust me, I let myself have too many characters, but that's my problem now)
Memeking...yeah, that's what this chapter's gonna be about! And 1602jaw...thanks.
Come on, just read the final part of this episode for three eliminations, some okay prize and the end of the challenge and it's a real long one this time!
"Welcome back to the final 25 minutes of Chris McLean's Crown Game! The Rhinos are crushing it right now, while The Swordfishes have gotten the real deal!"
The contestants that were in a jubilant mood didn't hear that, as they were the ones that were taking the points from the Crown and had no leeway to do it within their blue corner.
But they had style, poise and sheer confidence in their favour and no guy had it more than Joseph Joestar, who was just spinning some clackers around.
"Finally you did something cool!" Joseph told Oikawa. "Good job."
"When are you...going to do something cool?" Oikawa remarked, mocking the Hamon Warrior.
"If the puzzle lady can do something cool, then I'm practically overdue for it...if that makes sense." Joseph was just flexing his muscles.
"See, I'm pretty cool!" Arle butted into the conversation from nowhere. "I'm not just a puzzle wizard."
"I think those two things already make you cool." Joseph Joestar said. "There's a lot of puzzles out there."
Arle and Oikawa were looking at the guy with the headband that said something dumb and the lady with the headband just gave a glare.
"I was complimenting her, though!" Joseph justified his poorly worded statement.
"You can't just say stuff like that. It's disrespectful to a woman!" Kasumi shouted, practically coming out of nowhere. "...Wait, can fake crowns stack on top?"
"Hopefully, because we'll be up against Azula's team! Still don't know what's with her and Sokka." Arle said unsure.
"When your oppressor decides to come onto the same show as you, it feels pretty rough. She's been oppressing people for a good while." Kasumi explained to Arle.
"...Ohhh, that makes sense!" Arle exclaimed.
Oikawa and Joseph were both left out of the conversation, as the two ladies were talking it out and Khun came up to the both of them, looking confident.
"Hey, you two feeling left out?" Khun asked. "That's kinda cool, I got a bunch of friends at home."
"You sure?" Oikawa asked right back. "You seem like you want an alliance."
"And that's how we became friends? We allied with each other and we became strategic friends!"
*Kasumi's confessional*
"Yuri's really slipping! As much as that helps the team, it also means that I can't show off to her and prove that the Todoh style is worthy of consideration!" Kasumi shouted.
*Confessional cut*
With that being said, Connor and Noel were doing things as fellow officers of the law like...just sitting around with their guns out, ready to shoot at anyone and also chilling.
"Seriously, though, how are you going to keep the crown away from the rest?" Noel asked.
"If I learned anything from being in my world's version of Detroit, we aregoing to keep them away from the rest!" Connor stated, as the police guy was ready to protect him.
"Well, that's good. Because we're all in it together!" Noel declared. "Probably."
"I think that's a definite yes. If the puzzle wizard got the crown, the rest of us should use our other skills to guard you at our best." Connor said, as Sokka came in. "Hello, Sokka."
"Nice. All of us are going all-in to defend our queen or soldier queen! Does the name matter?" Sokka was just swinging his sword around. "Everybody's gotta do their thing!"
"I'm doing my thing right now of protecting our team's points." Noel remarked, as Connor was struggling to understand the words now.
The whole team was ready to kick some other teams' asses and they weren't letting anyone take their win again from the boat challenge, especially Leshawna, Eva and Nicole.
Who were all raising their fists and to use a phrase, ready to make everyone else to catch their hands.
"Ain't you got two children?" Leshawna asked in angry confusion.
"Three, if you count a talking fish." Nicole remarked.
"Yeah, I'll...count it." Leshawna said in disbelief.
"Trust me, it sounds dumber in context." Nicole said.
Eva was just too angry to not throw out random punches, as the other two had a bit of talk about their lives...in the middle of a wall that was a literal fence...and they weren't the only people that were prepared.
"Ayo, what's happenin', Kasumi! Aside from us doing our fighting stances?" Lowain asked. "Because I haven't been up to much."
"You know, getting prepared for the big battle at the end." Kasumi remarked.
"Wondering about a challenge that isn't just fighting other people." Raven told the fourth-wall breaking guy.
"Nice, was thinking the same thing, Raven. Seriously, what's with the battles?" Lowain asked. "Guy's gonna run out of battle challenges soon!"
Raven just didn't say a thing.
*Raven's confessional*
The blue-skinned sorcess was her usual hood-wearing self.
"As much as I have no idea what's he talking about, most of these challenges have been just brawl after brawl for some thing. Can't we get other challenges for the rest of the season." Raven complained, still not in a bood mood.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the Crows, they had no points and the four people that were attempting to carry the team were kinda tired besides Mikasa, who was in her feelings and Genos, who wasn't exactly in a fighting mood now and in the cabin, things were tense.
"What were you even doing?" Kageyama asked. "Seriously, you guys got stomped by a teenager and some other guys."
"What did you expect. Most of the guys aren't even really doing the challenge, just getting lost in the woods." Michiru told him seriously. "...But I think they're still out there."
"Wait a second, you guys don't have to go, right?" Kipo asked, as Sandy and Sakura nodded to that. "Then it's time for the rest of us to do things!"
"What things?" Noah asked. "We essentially lost the chance three times in a row with some of our most powerful contestants."
"Not necessarily, it's not like we've tried yet and some of them are messing around and doing nothing." Michiru got an attentive slap from Sandy. "Have you seen them?"
"No...I'm hoping that they've got it." Noah stated. "And Owen's...alive?"
Owen and Nobara were both still knocked out after the fart-splosion, as Riku tried and failed to use Aero, which caused him to smell terrible.
"Yeah, he's alive, but unconcious." Riku said, pointing his Keyblade towards the door. "Everyone has to try for our teammates...besides you, Judy."
Noah and Kageyama were getting the looks from each team players, besides Papyrus, who just gave a confident thumbs up.
*Kageyama's confessional*
The now-wet volleyball player looked downtrodden.
"I wasn't going to go, but if I don't go, I was probably going to be sent home. Also, what I supposed to fight with...because everyone's a better fighter than me! But I'm a leader!" Kageyama said.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the people out there, they were actually ahead in getting towards the Swordfishes' base and they all had a look of determination.
"They're not ready for my moves!" Deadpool shouted.
"They're not ready for my groove." Gum was shaking a graffiti can. "Haven't even done anything."
"Well, that's your fault." Soma said casually. "I'm gonna be sneaky like that Snake guy!"
"Yeah, you can do it with your belief...words!" Pit proclaimed. "I have arrows."
"Then shoot 'em, Pit."
The four may have as mismatched as the rest of the teams', but they were motivated and had a assortment of jokes and then a fifth came in with their fiery hand and angry face...and a lot of mud.
"Hey, Kyo, where the heck have you been?" Pit asked.
"No idea. I swear I saw some weird-ass alternate version of this show with a maze, six teams and Yagami losing, which is cool." Kyo remarked without missing a beat.
And then it was all silent.
*Kyo's confessional*
"Geez, I fell into some TV room and it showed some fake Total Drama season with Shermie and Iori, who shouldn't be here. Because he's boring." Kyo remarked with a smirk. "And stupid, but it had like 112 contestants."
*Confessional Cut*
"There's only 15 minutes and the Swordfishes are catching up to the Deers in points. Real fast and real smooth!" Chris announced over the loudspeaker, as there was a few relaxed people that were sitting in some chairs that...were definitely constructed.
"Wow, this is...a thing that you can chill on." Daphne remarked. "You feel that feeling?"
"I know what you mean. They're not bad, though." Squigly said. "Did you know the interns tried their best?"
"Yeah, I hope that they're okay. Are you really a zombie, though?" Daphne asked.
"Yes, but I don't eat other people. I eat food like everyone else." Squigly answered, as Daphne looked incredulous. "It's not hard to understand."
"Sure-"
"Hey, hey, people are coming in!" Falco shouted, coming to the reclining duo. "Get up and do things!"
Daphne and Squigly got up and became part of the half of the team that was in front of the nine-foot-tall fence wall, as there was...five Crows coming in and Falco and Heavy joined them.
The four didn't vibe too greatly.
"Why did you get small girls?" Heavy asked.
"Yeah, why are we here?" Daphne added to the questions.
"I think it's because we were sitting." Squigly said.
"Pretty much." Falco got some looks from the other three. "Trust me, we don't only need fighters."
"He right, but she ain't good." Heavy remarked, as Daphne was just a little bit mad. "Let's get these babies!"
The four of them were just stepping back a bit to ensure that they saw the people stepping over the fence and of course, the graffiti artist and the pro cook came in to show some moves.
Heavy just brung the heavy "Nerf" gun, which might not have felt the same...but it definitely made the hits count with Gum spraying the bullets with a can.
Though Gum turned them purple, the bullets stuck to her and...it didn't stop her from just spraying Heavy in the face with a backflip.
"Oh god, graffiti girl got my eyes!" Heavy shouted.
"Heck yeah I did! Soma-" Gum just saw Soma force-feeding his usual horrible dish. "-Geez, you don't need to do that to him."
"Trust me, I did." Soma remarked, as Heavy was having some bad sensations. "I just wanted some other teams to get a taste."
*Gum's confessional*
"But did he have to start with that, though? I'm pretty sure that I got violated by that!" Gum shouted. "...Good choice, anyways."
*Confessional cut*
Daphne didn't really have anything, but Falco stepped on her to try and counter Kyo's jumping punch with...his backwards kick, leading to the two of them getting bounced back in different directions.
They weren't even to being down, just backflipping back into battle with Kyo bringing in one of his fiery punches and Falco roundhousing it up...the two of them going blow-to-blow.
Squigly did manage to pop up some plants, but that was when announcement messed that up.
"You guys have 15 minutes to get it done and so far, the Swordfishes are doing just that!"
Squigly plainly got distracted, as her bone dragon didn't get stunned by the screech, but nevertheless...Falco and Kyo were jsut doing some hard hits.
Gum managed to get a few strong hits from Leviathan, as Squigly was providing some long pokes to the legs and even the graffiti can.
"Well, that should stop her." Squigly (I should really call her Sienna) remarked.
"No, it ain't." Gum just threw it away, before it exploded some colour. "Try some of this."
Gum just threw a nice hook, as she tried to get hit with some more bone attacks, but she skated on past Sqiuigly...before she literally got slapped by Askeladd's sword in impressive fashion.
Askeladd didn't even do it that hard, but he had a good chuckle.
"Good one, Crows."
"They did manage to try their best...at the very least, they literally skated around me." Squigly remarked, as Askeladd still looked unimpressed.
"They just sent some weak people to get slapped." Askeladd remarked, very much pissed off. "There's some strong bastards in the team."
"The weak people somehow managed to get past us two." Leviathan remarked, as Askeladd dismissed the parasite of a zombie.
Soma and Deadpool were booking it and Falco and Kyo were still having a good fight with each other, laser shots getting countered to fiery sparks and the two of them always clashing.
"You want to keep on wasting your time?" Kyo asked.
"Hey, I ain't complaining about defending my team!" Falco remarked, before giving a overhead kick and wing strike combo.
"Nice one, guy." Kyo remarked, before he dodged it and countered with his four-punch combo that...hit where it needed to. "Watch out, birdy."
Leshawna was just plain confused, as how a fourth wall breaking superhero and some random cook were just about to get on through and she had her hands up.
And it wasn't for joy.
*Leshawna's confessional*
"How the heck did a zombie, a fighting bird and some Viking forget two people exist? Looks like I'm about to put some booty action in here." She said, not in the losing mood.
*Confessional cut*
Soma and Deadpool were both vibing together in the bluest territory on the island, somehow both taking it seriously and being so nonchalant.
"Hey, we came to...do something!" Soma shouted.
"And you know, look good while doing it." Deadpool shouted.
Leshawna was there, ready to throw some punches.
"If you ain't here to fight, then why are you on the other team?!" Leshawna confidenty looked at Soma and Deadpool like it wasn't a big deal.
"Because we liked it and the plot was kicking in!" Deadpool exclaimed, as Soma and Leshawna both raised an eyebrow.
Deadpool was ready to say a quip, as Soma had a ladle up against the black woman's good hands and it was practically a battle to avoid getting multi-slapped and losing a tooth...for Soma.
Deadpool swung some katanas around, as Falco and Kyo went up to his personal space and it turned into a team effort.
"Ten minutes, guys and the Swordfishes are going to creep into the lead soon!"
Kyo...charged up his fire punch, doing one of his strongest and notable techniques and Deadpool was just holding his katanas to shield it with Falco just jumping in.
"Falco, do it, my dude!" Deadpool exclaimed.
"We're not even-" Falco then got roasted in exquisite fashion by Kyo doing his famous 182 Shiki AKA the very fiery double uppercuts.
"You just got...roasted." Kyo remarked, as Deadpool just teleported right next to him. "Do something, man."
"There's literally no time to do something. There isn't enough points and enough time either!"
"Also, also, whichever team gets the crown on their throne within these last ten minutes will get points twice as fast! It's not the same as double points, you guys!" Chris announced, a little bit annoyed with one team in particular. "And whoever has the crown at the end...gets 30 points for their team!"
"Damn, that was convenient! Thanks, Chris!" Deadpool remarked, as Soma got slapped into a tree.
"That's stupid and fair!" Falco shouted from the ground, very much burnt. "Should've stayed in my Airwing."
*Deadpool's confessional*
"Wow, the author really wants a fair fight in this mess, because having a consistently winning team would suck, but you're definitely making it up."
(When did you figure it out?)
"First episode, genius." Deadpool suggested, shrugging weakly.
(Wait, why do you care, you guys should be fighting)
"Nuh-uh, that's how we're rolling."
*Confessional cut*
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The sudden rule change and addition of a new rule, allowed for one team to do some incredibly spicy...or rather, just continue on in an incredibly spicy way.
"So, we're running inteference? Nice, but what do we do?" Shego asked.
"GG, easy! Fart on them." Wario remarked. "What else would Wario do?"
"Shoulder bash their shoulders, so that it hurts a lot, Garlicman!" Giovanni shouted. "Heck, get Deadpool to teleport us in there, so that we can steal 30 points."
"It's not even enough points for us to not eliminate someone and we've got a lot of deadweight." Shego remarked, not interested in a good chunk of the contestants.
"Hey, Wario's not deadweight!" Wario complained.
"I'm pretty sure that Green Hands is not talking about you." Giovanni said. "...Wait, can you lose points?"
"Probably, if you break the crown." Wario shouted. "Which Wario isn't going to do!"
While the villainous trio were just outside of the Swordfishes' base, there was three Crow that managed to get inside the cabin and they weren't loosening up on the duo in the cabin.
"I request you to get out." Connor said. "We don't have to fight brutally."
"Bro, my team leader's freaking out and-Riku, where the heck have you been?" Kyo said, seeing his white-haired teammate point the keyblade.
"Hiding a lot, so that we're not down or out." Riku said.
Riku, Kyo, Gum and Deadpool were all ready to do some crown stealing, stancing up for a fight and Connor wasn't then only one that stood up for the sea-coloured team.
"Noel, you do not have to get up. I should be able to-" Connor stated.
"I'm pretty sure that Falco got roasted out there. It'd be my fault, if I didn't at least try." Noel said, locking and loading her guns.
Connor and Noel were trying their best to do some good shooting, using blanks to aim at the four people that were trying their best to dodge all of the bullets.
It was practically a gun show, as Gum got knocked out of the air by the bullets and...somehow fell on top of Noel.
"Five minutes or some of you guys are goners!"
Chris chuckled, as Riku caught the real crown and put something in the air to fly them down and...Sokka and Cassie saw him do the one spell that'd make them hit the ceiling.
"Aero!"
Riku got the crown and put two of the leaders up in the air and the three guys chuckled, as they were about to play some guys.
"Nice...stalling shouldn't be that hard...should it?" Riku asked.
"No way, look at the time!" Kyo remarked.
The three guys picked up Gum and just booked it out of the Swordfishes' base, but a good chunk of the team that could do math had a good thing.
"The Swordfishes have...taken the lead like it's nothing, they've got 57 so far...but the Crows are trying something!"
*Sokka's confessional*
The sword and boomerang man looked confident.
"GG EZ!" Sokka shouted. "...I don't know why that came to my mind, but we've practically won unless something incredibly dumb happens!"
*Confessional cut*
There was only four minutes left and the villains of the Crows and the five underused runners of the Crows met up together to make some kind of super-group...within a super team.
And they were booking as fast as they could.
"Riku, my guy!" Kyo shouted. "Nice one."
"Yeah, it just hurts a lot." Riku said, practically jumping through bushes and branches.
"Hey, uh, you've got healing stuff." Kyo suggested.
"Sorry, no can do...can't just heal myself." Riku said, as Kyo looked dissapointed.
Soma and Deadpool were having a good time, as the miraculous cook was getting carried by the self-aware assassin and these two were all smiles.
"Geez, what the heck were you guys up to?" Gum asked.
"Wario was gonna fart on them, but now Wario's gonna fart on whoever tries to take the crown!" Wario shouted, as Gum almost hurled up. "What?"
"That's disgusting, obviously." Shego said.
With only two minutes to spare, the crown finally got claimed by the Crows and Gloria was ready to law some beatdowns with only her arms and incredibly big body to boot.
"Woo, we've literally got no time!" Gloria shouted. "You guys have gotta keep this thing on my head!"
"Got it...holy shit, there's literally a random bunch of people coming!" Tiny Tina shouted. "Time to blow 'em up."
"I'm pretty sure you can go to jail for that!" Gloria said.
"I live on a jail, what's your deal!" Tina just threw an explosive with an crazy smile.
Sokka, Tails and Khun were all coming from the Swordfishes and they all had incredibly different tools to do very different things.
Robyn, Julia and Aisling were about to bring some natural power and finally, Lynn, Harley Quinn and Mai...were the ladies that brung the red to the yellowest base.
Some of them were about to get blown up and others were about to...get seriously owned by a bunch of explosives.
"Crow people, stand back!" Tiny Tina exclaimed.
"Stand back from what?" Michiru said.
"Wow, the Crows have already gotten a point-no wait, two points!" Chris announced, as Tiny Tina had a bunch of bombs all over the place and didn't look too scared. "And they're about to blow up the rest of them!"
Tina hit the detonate button and...there was a ton of explosions and a ton of people that got hit...even from her own team, as there was about twenty people that got thrown up and down by the multitude of explosions.
*Tiny Tina's confessional*
The adult, but still childish explosives expert was laughing.
"That's right, there's a boom for everyone and I warned them, so it's their problem...if they've gotten injured!"
*Confessional cut*
Everyone was slowly standing back up, as the effects of the explosion were apparent...with a few trees that got knocked down, some fiery grass and even a burnt tree...that got stopped by Riku's Waterga.
*Riku's confessional*
Riku looked a little bit confused.
"She is crazy and she reminds me of another me. Don't ask, it's too complicated and I shouldn't tell you anyways." Riku said, just putting his face to his head.
*Confessional cut*
"The Crows may only have 6 points, but you never know what could happen in 30 seconds!"
Gloria was sitting confidently on her throne.
Riku, Sandy and Michiru were carrying their winded down teammates back to their base and attempting to heal them.
Kyo and Giovanni were fist-bumping out of respect and Deadpool was reading Total Drama crossover fanfiction.
And finally, the players inside the cabin were stunned at the explosions.
*Kipo's confessional*
"And you know, we've got the 30 points, Tiny Tina blew up a ton of people and Gloria racked up a few more to push us ahead of the Deers...but that's not it."
*Confessional cut*
Surprisingly, there was a single Rhino that stayed up and they had a walkie-talkie and they were...stupified at what they could do.
"Are you seriously doing this...in 15 seconds?" Satori asked over the walkie-talkie
"So, what happens if we cut the crown in half or break it?" Coachman asked over a walkie-talkie. "Time to answer."
"We lose points, you overconfident old guy! It's literally ten seconds." Satori remarked pretty loudly.
"Fine by me!" Gloria just confidently held her crown. "Do it!"
"Alright!" Satori just threw a stolen kitchen kife at the crown, breaking the front of it. "There, what do you want?"
Gloria just held it still.
"Good game, you lose!" Gloria shouted.
*Noah's confessional*
"Imagine the most consistent team cutting the crown in half...or attempting to do that! Someone's trying to play like Scott." Noah said. "And that's not even the most reasonable explaination."
*Confessional cut*
"And time's up! Gloria's got the crown, so the Crows get a good thirty points! Someone on the Rhinos cut it in half and guess what, so are their points!" Chris announced. "Teams...meet me in the middle of the forest battlefield!"
Satori Tendou looked apathetic, as he'd knew that he lost his challenge for his team...and it was an intentional move too.
*Yumeko's confessional*
She looked angry.
"Fine, if that's how they're playing, then that's how they play. I just wanted to have a fun time with everybody, but self-saboteurs or sabotaging people...might as well not exist!" She said, practically making a statement of declaration.
*Confessional cut*
"Man, that was one heck of an ending! Sooner or later, someone had to cut it in half!"
Satori Tendou had his mouth really shut, which got some looks from his friends within the Rhinos and Coachman...looked pissed, for lack of a better word.
"And because of that someone, the Rhinos only have 25 points to their name and have to eliminate two people!"
Azula and Basil practically face-palmed at the last second self-sabotage.
"The Deers are in third with 32 points, having to only eliminate one camper...again!"
Robyn and Aisling were backing each other up, as they stood together...as girls that got caught in Irish folklore.
"The Crows made one heck of a crafty comeback, taking second place with 38 points to their name, only getting complete safety!"
Riku was just getting swarmed by a lot of his friends, but Kyo just gave him a handshake.
"And the Swordfishes have make a striking comeback, taking the lead with 57 whole points! Once again, these guys get some good food from Chef and his merry band of cooks!"
"See, we'd win." Khun remarked. "At least I've got my two legs."
"And we're getting Chef's good cooking. Looks like we had less weaklings than we though." Eva said, eyeing Connor, who looked sure of something.
Connor was in though, but then Sokka just patted him on his back.
"I'm happy with my team's safety." Connor said. "But this seems like a weird situation."
"It's obvious, there's a saboteur on Azula's team! I ain't gonna stop them!" Sokka remarked, as Connor had some thoughts.
"But why?" Connor asked.
"Why not, dude. We're a winning team now!" Lowain just hopped onto him, as Connor did an awkward smile. "Still forgot, you were a robot bro."
The Swordfishes were having a good time, preparing for the good eats with their smiles and the Crows were satisfied with not losing the challenge...most of all Kageyama.
*Kageyama's confessional*
The black-haired volleyball player looked like he had thought.
"Imagine pulling off a comeback like that." He said with a dumb smile. "Even the dumbasses were good this challenge."
*Confessional cut*
The Deers were sure of who to vote for...or which two would be the most likely to be voted for, as there was a group of a few ladies that were talking strategy.
Or attempting to, anyways.
"Come on, guys, you can't just vote for Spike. He's too cute and he even got the cut with his eyes and all!" Uraraka argued for the dragon's case. "Isn't Snufkin supposed to be the team leader?"
"Yeah, what about it?" Snufkin asked, just popping.
"Ayo, you didn't do shit. Just saying and plus, Spike and Piccolo can fly, while your dumb ass can't!" Riley just nailed the point, as Uraraka looked nervous.
"Hey, I didn't mean it like that!" Uraraka said. "Just that, we won't vote for you...if you promise to do more stuff, please!"
"The please has been a long time coming." Samus remarked.
"I dunno, you better do more stuff...it's true." Penny added to the sentiment.
"Hey, I will, it's just that I can't beat up people. I can commit crimes, though." Snufkin stated without missing a beat. "And know nature stuff."
"Julia can do that, beat up people and is rocking the style!" Penny shouted, as Riley was looking at her. "I ain't sure what Riley can do."
"Nigga, I know karate." Riley just did a split kick. "Check that shit out."
"But we're up in the green forest and...wait, what does Soos even do?" Snufkin asked. "Aside from being really funny, wearing that crown like a man and being a okay friend."
"...Wait, he did mess up our gazebo." Riley said.
*Soos' confessional*
"I get the feeling that I'm gonna be eliminated soon! Man, what I am gonna do?" Soos asked. "The green alien's gonna vote for me."
*Confessional cut*
Back in the Rhinos, though, things were a lot less sure and lot more spicy due to the chaotic factor and the fact that there was a curious aspect.
"Bro, someone told you to cut? Why would they do that?" Muscle Man asked. "Why'd you listen to them?"
"It was, like, literally half an hour ago that they told me to do that." Satori said. "I'm not gonna rat them out or anything."
"Are you serious? We lost because you listened to some saboteur?" Legoshi just put his hands on his head. "Man, what are we gonna do?"
"You know what we're going to do." Muscle Man said that, with a sneaky grin...as JFK also had a sneaky grin.
"Man, I'm sorry. I don't know how else we're going to be safe." Satori said, as he saw Sugar complaining and complaining.
Sugar was just shouting up a storm on the reddest table in the game.
"Listen, I didn't come all of the way...just so some jealous lady, who hates my beauty, wrecks our winning chance so easily! You know what, I'm gonna win this pageant, I don't care what ya say and I don't care what ya do!" Sugar shouted.
"...Goddamn, it's over." Sol said. "Better question, why weren't you looking after your crown?"
"Alright, you think you can talk to me about my crown that I deserve? This guy's the saboteur...'cause he's ugly!" Sugar shouted, as Sol facepalmed.
"He quite literally was the reason why we kicked everyone else's ass!" Harley Quinn shouted. "How about you?!"
"Uh...uh...you better not be accusin'!" Sugar said. "That crown's mine, no matter."
"I hope you have a idol or something!" Sol remarked.
"You know what, I'm gonna go and get one!" Sugar yelled...as she was walking out of the dinning hall. "No-one's going to notice!"
There was a lot of people that were confused at why she stayed so long, most of all, Clover.
*Clover's confessional*
"How did Sugar beat Sky or Ella to be here? Those two could do some crazy things if they put their mind to it and I don't care that Sugar's fat, but she's just a pageant queen." Clover said.
*Confessional cut*
Azula and Tifa, looked at the Coachman, with just...faces that didn't even understand what he was going, though the man himself just put his head in his hands.
"I think he has an immunity idol." Azula said.
"I know." Tifa remarked. "We lost twice because one of our teammates got overconfident...they seriously need to get their head in the game. You didn't help."
"I know and I'm sorry." Azula remarked, as Tifa sighed. "Being a team leader must be hard."
"Yeah...I'm pretty sure that he'd planned this, but he'd thought it would go a different way." Tifa said, pointing to the very angry Coachman. "Still have the idol?"
"Why would I even answer you?" Coachman asked, very much tired. "Besides, someone messed around with the womanising crown."
"...Oh yeah, we forgot that." Tifa said, as JFK came up to her. "What?"
"Listen, I'm about to have an avalanche...er-uh...in my paints." JFK told Tifa, as Azula looked digusted and Coachman had an opportunistic smile. "You know, I'd like to mix our life streams."
Legoshi, Muscle Man and Satori Tendou all motioned to cut it out, but...
"Mai, leave your boyfriend and...er-uh...get with my all-American butt." JFK remarked, as Mai slapped him and he dodged it. "I play volleyball."
*Coachman's confessional*
The old man with a hat had a very sadistic grin.
"Look at that. Stupid little boy turned into a stupid little man, thanks for getting one of the more useful teammates a free pass."
*Confessional cut*
It was night and two teams were going to vote off someone.
"Deers, you guys have gotten third...three times in a row! Now how's that for facts?!"
Nezuko did a jump kick out of the box that Tanjiro held and then came back to Tanjiro.
"Alright, alright, geez, you don't have to do that. Once again, those without votes won't be called out, but those with votes won't get a marshmallow yet!"
The campfire was lit and the space was proudly spaced with the twenty-something members of the Darign Deers.
"The person with the most votes will be sling-yacht'd home and won't return! Of course, those with votes are..."
Snake and Samus were paying a lot of attention, as they were basically the team leaders at this point.
"...Aisling, Soos, Luigi, Snufkin and Donkey Kong! The rest of you get your marshmallows!"
"Nezuko-chan, please don't that." Tanjiro tried to calm the situation down, as he got the marshmallow.
"Hey, we've all got marshmellows." Daisy said. "Luigi, I hope you survive this!"
Chris just put some dramatic tension in for effect.
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"Donkey Kong shares having a single vote with Aisling, so they're safe!"
"I don't care who's voting for me!" Aisling just got one in her mouth.
"Come on, eat it." Donkey Kong advised her.
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"Luigi, you're safe with only two votes!"
"Phew, who keeps on voting for me?" Luigi asked.
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"Soos, the gazebo incident might come back to bite you in the butt! Snufkin, for a team leader, you're definitely not looking like one and you didn't even stop Soma in this challenge...so the person leaving is..."
Soos was just sweating buckets.
Snufkin had a calm 'ol smile.
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The short nomad stepped down, as Soos sighed.
"...is safe! Soos, the sling-yacht of shame awaits you!"
"Aw, man! I thought I was gonna stay a while with this cool team!" Soos shouted. "It's not like I didn't make any friends."
"Hey, hey, we're going to go as far as I can." Spike exclaimed.
"I don't care if I should be the team leader, but I'm definitely going to miss your dumb butt." Snufkin remarked.
"Thanks, you two. Sorry for messing up the challenge." Soos said, as he got a lot of regretful waves.
"Soos isn't the only one that's riding that yacht, though!" Chris announced, as Nezuko looked concerned. "Rhinos, get in here!"
"Wow, it's only been four episodes and these votes are pretty spicy! Someone just chose the obvious, while others really shocked me!" Chris told the reddest team in the game, who weren't in a winning mood. "Speaking of no votes, those people who aren't named have no votes and there's two less marshmellows than people! So, two people are going to join Soos in the Sling-Yacht of Shame!"
"That's a pretty nice pun, though!" Sammy shouted.
"Shut it, Samey!" Sugar shouted.
Chris just didn't say anything.
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"Sugar, Coachman, Azula, Satori, Sol, JFK, Hank and Squirrel Girl...aren't getting marshmellows just yet!"
"Oh god." Hank Hill said.
"What did we do?" Squirrel Girl asked.
"I legit do not remember." Dante remarked.
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"Uh, Hank Hill and Squirrel Girl only got a single vote each!"
"Us ladies aren't changing a bit!" Squirrel Girl shouted.
"So did Satori, surprisingly and Sol!"
"You better don't tell anyone." Muscle Man said.
"Man, I'm good at secrets." Satori suggested, as he caught his marshmellow.
"Eh, it's your loss." Sol told Satori. "Don't screw up again."
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"Azula only has two votes!"
"Well, well, looks like your run's over." Azula remarked to Coachman.
"Don't be so sure, my dear." Coachman just touched Azula's face.
"You're on the chopping block, old guy!"
"You ain't winning against me, oldie!" JFK declared.
"The person that's staying on these islands are..."
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"What-" JFK complained, as the old man looked shocked.
"He did ask the old guy a question. Also, you're going home!" Kristoff remarked.
"That's right, JFK and Sugar with eight votes each, the Sling-Yacht of Shame awaits for you two!"
"You can't do this to me, I'm destined to be that winner and take the crown!" Sugar shouted.
"Uh, we did! You're both incredibly useless and incredibly annoying, two qualities which I don't like!" Tron Bonne shouted. "Besides, JFK, you're the same thing except you've got a thing problem!"
"Yeah, you're both not good people to be here and in the competition!" Mai declared, as Sugar and JFK pouted.
"Er-uh, nothing's supposed to happen to the Kennedys!" JFK exclaimed.
"Get outta here, guys!"
"Soos...JFK...and Sugar, you got any words to say before leaving!"
"Yeah, you're not as good looking as me!" JFK declared, before he got shot off along with the other two and...the luggage at the bottom.
"This is awesome!" Soos yelled, enjoying the blazing fast ride.
"Will the two alliances in the Rhinos fight in secret or make totally different strategies? Will the Sokka and Tails make that alliance? Will Pit and Miko do...some things? And finally, will this show get better and better? Find out..."
Chris just left it for a moment.
"...on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
To be continued in the sixth challenge and the seventh episode, where you guys are going to get a slower challenge where the teams get a chance to take it easy (relatively speaking) and try to stay awake...which shouldn't be that hard.
Right...but there's also a few other cameos that are going to make it hard for everyone, along with the two hosts, of course!
I'll admit that the elimination method's a little bit contrived for some, but that's life sometimes...it can be a little bit too contrived.
Soos is kinda overdue for an elimination, because he's both comic relief and a weak player, so that's why he's out now!
Sugar may have been the first Pahkitew Island contestant that I'd pick to return to have a potential romance plot, but it wouldn't really work too well! Plus, she's still lame and kinda villainous, so she's out!
JFK may not have been eliminated in the first episode, but though he had sport skills, he hits on ladies way too much and as you saw in the challenge, gets distracted by them a lot!
Well then, until next time!
This is the thenewsubwayguy, about to eat a sandwich for a lunch, celebrating my birthday tomorrow with some Korean goodness and probably taking it easy for a little bit!
By the way, She-ra's a banger (I'm on the start of Season 3) and I watched the first two episodes of Trese (they're both good and like an Filpino version of 2000s action show in a good way)
The total amount of time points for each team:
Striking Swordfishes (1st, 57 points)
Crafty Crows (2nd, 38 points)
Daring Deers (3rd, 32 points)
Rugged Rhinos (4th, 25 points)