Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 8: Somewhat Famous
Part 4: Technically Showbiz!
As much as the first three sets of acts have been a bit wild, the final two or three sets of acts are going to be a bit wilder, bridging the gap between the weird and the not so weird.
And there's three teams putting up their elimination votes, so it's going to be kinda wild in this part between the campfire and the stage...so read and review this part of the episode!
Anyways, I'm going to commit to at least one episode (AKA four chapters) every month with the spiciest cast of characters (That happens when you have too many to count)
"Welcome back to the Total Drama Team-ish Talent Show, where we've got seven or eight more acts for all of you and these beautiful judges!" Chris announced. "And they're a lot to handle, as we're going into our fourth set of talents or team talents!"
As the stage was ready to host another bunch of acts, there was quite a few contestants that was doing their thing of...not really doing anything in the evening sky.
"What the heck's up...other than some serious ass!" Nobara shouted.
"Seriously, though, we're only halfway done!" Gum said. "Chill out a second."
"If we don't mess up, we're fine. It's not that hard to understand!" Nobara said.
"I'm pretty sure that some of us are gonna mess up." Gum just crossed hjer own arms. "What do you even do, though?"
"Be a badass, plain and simple." Nobara said, as Deadpool started chuckling. "I don't pretend to have something up on stage."
"Sheesh, no need to go in that hard on someone." Deadpool remarked, as the next act started up.
*Kugasaki Nobara's confessional*
"There may be some people that just go and expected some normal things, but we've got some weird-ass team with weird-ass powers and talents. We're good, if we don't mess up." Nobara remarked, real angry.
*Confessional cut*
"Okay, we've got a bunch more of acts and we're starting off with Miko and Pit doing some VR archery...look at the guy flyin'!"
"That's right-" Pit got interrupted.
"I was not done talking...let's go!"
Pit was actually using his Power of Flight to hold up the AR target, while Miko was doing some VR archery...having the goggles on to obscure the vision and a real bow and arrow.
"It's gamer hour!" Miko let go of the virtual arrow. "Got one!"
Pit was just moving left and right quite calmly in the air, as Miko was shooting some VR arrows and gaming like it was nobody's business.
"Who's gonna stop me now!" Miko exclaimed, firing the fourth arrow in a row...as there was a screen that showed the arrows hitting. "Not the wind, that's what!"
"There might be some coming in!" Pit shouted, starting to waver all around.
Nevertheless, Miko was just gaming at her best and doing eSports type stuff and Pit trying to handle himself in the wind, even flipping around and firing the arrows.
"One more, let's go!" Miko shouted, before the arrow just curved backwards. "What the-"
Pit stopped flying for a second, as the gamer girl got hit by the virtual arrow.
"Miko, are you okay?" Pit just ran towards her.
"I got a bruh moment in here!" Miko complained, as she got up. "Nah, second try-"
"It's one try only, probably." Pit carried her awkwardly...as Miko sighed.
"Literally gamer archery in here...so let's see what the judges thought of that!" Chris announced, as the host saw the numbers. "30 in total, but the ratings are kinda crazy."
"What did I just see, though?!" Chef shouted some criticism.
"Okay, we've got no time, so Rock and Iori doing some sax-y rock! No pun intended." Chris announced the next duo, who were looking serious.
Rock looked at Iori with some serious anger, as Iori just grumbled...as the two of them got started with a hood classic (Arashi No Saxophone 2 from KOF), and immediately got going with the sax and guitar combo.
Sol was just sitting out there off the stage, as he saw the two of them rocking out with the sax and the guitar, probably out of reluctance.
"Can't blame ya, you sounded like you had rocks in your throat." Hank said.
"Yeah, shut up for a moment." Sol remarked, enjoying the mix of the two instruments.
"You could've-" Hank stated.
"I don't do drums." Sol said right back.
The lack of drum didn't stop the two of them from working well together with their guitar stuff and saxophone stuff, doing a solid team effort despite Iori not really being in the mood.
And it took up a whole minute and it cut off, due to Chris just clapping in.
"Step back, this shit isn't over." Iori remarked.
"Cool, you had your minute." Chris answered Iori. "Man, what do the judges think of this? 42, which gets the Rhinos in the lead! Whoever from the Swordfishes are up next, please get up..."
The host was just expecting someone to come up and man, did they come up.
"...Ryuko and Eva...doing a mystery act!"
"Trust me, it's not going to be a mystery soon!" Eva yelled, as Ryuko had an angry grin.
These two were ready to show off their strength in a very unusual way, as there was a strong wooden barrel that got carried in by the Heavy, who had words for them.
"Knock 'em dead, girlies!" Heavy shouted.
Eva and Ryuko started doing punches that might as well be blasts to the barrels, as they were trying to break the thing with their bare fists and legs and were working on it.
Eva was working on the top half, while Ryuko was trying to give out the bottom half and it did take 55 seconds of the minute or so for it to break...but, oh, it did break.
It broke into parts, but it did break into pieces, including a special lining of metal that got misused and it broke like any other barrel.
"Damn, this team's got the strength! Let's see if they've got the points...just 29 points, Chef giving it an 8." Chris announced. "Just okay."
"Your eyes don't see that? Are you blind?" Heavy angrily asked.
"Yeah, let's see you do that!" Eva basically got held back by Ryuko. "...I swear, these judges piss me off."
"Me too." Heavy remarked.
"And the Deers need to make some kind of comeback with."
Tanjiro was just suddenly there, done with carrying Heavy off-stage and looked determined to help his team out.
"Tanjiro slicing a rock...with a sword!"
There was a lot of ooohs, as the demon slaying teen was ready to show what his Water Breathing could really do...having been breathing like that all day and a rock that was massive.
The black-haired kid was just running towards the boulder with neutral face, ready to put his full effort into making cutting a rock look impressive.
It may have been simple, but when Tanjiro sliced through the rock...the opposite looked to have happened for a few seconds, before the top half started to slide off and landed on the stages.
The stage was made of good wood, so it was fine.
"I did it!" Tanjiro exclaimed.
"Good job, sword guy!" Spike just high-fived Tanjiro.
"Okay, what do the judges think of sliced rock?" Chris waited for the judges. "35 points, all sevens, pretty alright!"
"Thank you, Chris-san!" Tanjiro bowed to the hosts, as Spike gave a thumbs up.
"Alright, these Deers have got 113, but the Swordfishes have 127 and then the Crows have 132 points, but the Rhinos now lead with 140!" Chris announced. "Seriously, will they win again?"
*Snake's confessional*
"If this goes on, there's really some people that as much as I should eliminate, I can't really do it with a good head. We haven't been the greatest team in these previous challenges." Snake said, as the super soldier was thinking of people. "Sorry, but someone has to go."
*Samus' confessional*
"I mean I'll have to eliminate someone and there's three choices for me to do. It's either Tanya, one of our first sleepers in the previous challenge, Ram, who just keeps on causing problems with her rudeness or Spike...who hasn't done anything much of notice. Hard choices to make." She said without a hint of a smile.
*Snufkin's confessional*
"Yeah, uh, if I'm voting for anyone, it's Daisy. She was talking big and annoying and then literally flipped over her friend. Dunno about the rest of the team." Snufkin stated with a neutral expression.
*Confessional cut*
"Well, here comes the fifth set of acts, which should be the last, but you know...this season taking so many contestants has a lot of talent and we're starting with...Sammy and Clover doing some cheerleading for their Rhinos!"
Sammy looked a little bit shy.
"Come on, you're good at this, right?" Clover asked.
"Yeah." Sammy said. "Some of our teammates need the cheering up with a great cheer!"
Sammy and Clover both had poms poms and started right away, as the duo weren't ready to lose...following Leshawna's cheer in Total Drama Action wit the full-on sentences.
Their motivation was very apparent in their performance, as they started with some classic cheerleading moves, putting their poms poms up.
"Chris may have put us in a box, but us rugged players aren't scared of the rocks!" Sammy started off cheering her team up.
"Lynn, Little Lynn, you may be small, but you're always sporting it up!" Clover carried on the momentum, as Lynn got a confident smile.
"Kristoff, Kristoff, you might be a simple guy, but your efforts always help us out!" Sammy carried on the thing, cartwheeling on the stage.
"That's just two of us, but don't underestimate the rest of us. When we go all-out, trust me, there will be a shout!" Clover declared.
And then it was time for the moves, as Clover started doing a few flips to spice it up...with Sammy following it up with cartwheeling momentum and accidentally did a flip.
But she did it well, as their happiness radiated through their moves.
"We may look like a mess, but when we're together, we're all the best!" Clover finished the thing.
"Go Rhinos!"
Sammy tried to support with her arms and Clover got onto her hands and didn't miss an inch, but their balance was actually pretty wobbly and the two of them did manage to adapt after a few seconds.
And then Clover just did a rolling flip onto the ground.
"That's some definitely some cheerleading and man, the judges are...rating it pretty good with a 32!" Both of the cheerleaders sighed, as Chris continued this announcement. "As we're moving onto second place, Kageyama and Kipo are doing...some volleyballin'!"
Kageyama looked deadly serious, as he held a volleyball in his hands...spinning it around, while walking on stage and Kipo looked a bit nervous with her hands spread out.
"I've got a killer serve and she's got some stupid catch, so let's go." Kageyama said, making Kipo flinch.
"What you can't just say that-" Kipo said, as Kageyama actually started his running serve.
And Kipo got ready to catch the ball, as she was just checking her senses for the ball that was currently in the air.
Kageyama then puffed up his cheek and then hit the ball with an impressive amount of power, aiming to avoid Kipo and her good senses to the right and the ball practically sailed to the other side of the stage.
And it almost looked like that Kipo wasn't going to catch it and the ball would fly...except for Kipo moving sideways seemingly instantly and then not only catching it...but also dropping it.
The sequence took only four seconds to go, the flying volleyball only taking up half of that time.
For a second, no-one said a thing...as Kipo made a smug grin towards Kageyama who shared a similar grin.
"How was that?" Kipo asked, as Kageyama couldn't even say anything. "My stupid catch, I meant."
The black-haired volleyball player looked genuinely surprised...as Kipo looked on with confident.
"Haha, wow, that was a fast volleyball catch, wonder-" Chris looked to see that there was three 10s and two 8s. "-Dang, the judges loved the fast catch! With a total of 46, the Crows have 178!"
The two of them were bowing to the judges, who were clapping, as one team's fellow setter was mad..
"Uh, chill for a second." Tails said, as Oikawa got up angrily.
"Yeah, that was just a fluke!" Oikawa yelled, so that everyone could hear his words. "That crown's getting real big on your head!"
Tails looked unimpressed, as the fox knew what was going to happen.
"Everyone chill!" Oikawa shouted, very much angry.
"Thanks?" Tails said. "You should chill too."
"I am chill." Oikawa stated, the anger seething through.
*Oikawa's confessional*
"Hold on, how did Tobio-chan even do that? I've seen enough matches to know that the guy has no teamworking skills and he somehow used his stupidity to his advantage!" Oikawa calmed down, as the tone. "...He really has learned to work with his team. What got over me?"
*Kageyama's confessional*
The black-haired volleyball player had wide eyes.
"I don't like the way Oikawa's acting and I'm scared of him...and he's less scary than the hyena guy, the opposite of scary." Kageyama remarked.
*Confessional cut*
"Nice, the fifth act from the Deers are coming up...can they beat the simplest, but strong act? Penny and Mystique Sonia are about to drop some bars on you with the answer."
Penny was standing on stage with a puffer jacket, as Sonia had some shades and a attitude, as they looked like they would disrespect everyone.
"Whole new game with the same old name, We've got a hundred with twenty more, that's definitely plenty, but we're throwing back to the first one!" Mystique Sonia started off the TD rap.
"Back on the island, Heather's putting her drama 'round and had buckets of shade, until she went in the final three and got herself a fade!" Penny just kept it rolling. "Gwen got a boy, Owen got his homies and they're about to be in Action!"
From here, it's just bars from Penny and I do mean just bars!
Justin had his looks and got some words and snatched some ladies up in Action to drop 'em like a turd...
...'cause he jacked Heather's style, but he ain't snatching her crown, 'cause Courtney's playing games on set and still lost to a farm girl!
Duncan took the money, Beth skated past Justin's game and it would've been over, but now they up in a plane with two new names and some different people...
Call that a World Tour, Al's over here like por favour, lemme take a lot, then you gonna stop and Sierra's creeping out Cody, sleeping, creepin' and going deep in the game.
Leshawna got it short three seasons, uh, Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, got themselves in a real mess that ain't gonna get fixed real easy, real quick, the drama's all up in the plane.
Heather was looking at Al real different, Alejandro be looking at her the same way, these two playin' love and the game! Who wons, who cares, they're up in each other's business and the other seasons...
"You better stay tuned!" Mystique Sonia declared, as the rap got several cheers.
"Nice rap back to the good ol' days!" Chris saw the two rappers high-five. "Let's see how these bars judge against their judges! 38, deserving of a hood classic! And finally, Swordfishes, let's see what you've got with Bayonetta!"
"Good job, ladies. See how a real lady does it." Bayonetta stepped proudly on stage.
"You're gonna lose anyways!" Penny declared.
"I wouldn't say that, any demon hunters in the audience, this dance is going to beat your dance!" Bayonetta bragged, ready to back those words up.
Bayonetta just started with a spin of confidence, as Dante just shrugged with a smile and Palutena was looking real interested.
The centuries-old lady danced with some serious finesse, her steps all in the right place and her moves in the right ways, making sure that her smooth moves and her fancy as hell poses were set in the right ways.
Her feet was dancing to an non-existent rhythm, the rest of her body were following it and her guns spinning were just adding to her spectacle of the dance, as there was a certain someone that was looking at her.
"Damn, you gonna make a move on her?" Tendo asked Dante, who had a grin.
"Not really. I'm gonna surpass her moves." Dante stated, before seeing that the witch herself was stepping into a hole. "Or not."
Somehow, someway, Bayonetta had one of the heels go into the hole...
...and then she managed to do a flip with the awkward momentum (With Witch Time, but that doesn't matter) and managed to get into a laying down pose.
"Bye, bitches." She said, before defiantly looking at the judges.
"That was a...unique dance, but how will the judges rate it? Oooh, Everybody except Palutena rated it pretty high...so she only got 30!" Chris announced. "And-"
"You think you're pretty cool, but you're not pretty cool." Palutena had her own words to say, rating it a 3.
"Come on, you're supposed to be impartial. What happened to that?" Bayonetta remarked casually.
"That was pretty impartial or are you just mad?" Palutena remarked right back.
"Not really, just wasn't expecting a contrian goddess." Bayonetta said, actually behind the judges by now.
"Campers and judges shouldn't be fighting!" Chris said through gritted teeth and a microphone. "Okay, the Swordfishes have 157 and the Deers have 151, which means they would lose. The Rhinos are in second with 172, but the Crows would be safe with only 6 more!"
"This means that..." Tails asked Chris, who actually had a smile.
"Yeah, we've got some extra acts from all these teams!" Chris asked. "Thanks for not interrupting, fox kid!"
Tails gave a serious thumbs up, as Sokka groaned.
Dante and Bayonetta were actually somewhere now, as their teammates saw them run with incredible speed towards a private meeting with each other, the two of them giving each other a look.
"What's good, Bayo? My sword tricks not enough to impress?" Dante asked, his sword sitting on his shoulders.
"Yes, you could say that. Or you could say that my dance is better, demon hunter." Bayonetta said, rather casually. "My team's not that impressive, if you couldn't tell."
"Whoa, whoa, insulting your own team? Now you're acting like you're gonna get voted off." Dante remarked.
"Trust me, neither of us are going to get voted off, love." Bayonetta remarked. "For someone so accomplished, why would you team up with such an moralistic dumbass? The old guy's got no strategies."
"As much as he lost the crown game, he did win us three challenges with said strategies, I'm looking to not rent, so it's not your problem." Dante said, crossing his arms. "My problem is for killing so many angels, what's your deal with me?"
"Come on, love. You know you could do way better than deal with someone who clearly has strange motives." Bayonetta condescended on Dante, who had a grin.
"Chill, lady, we can settle this thing in future challenges. One-on-one, two-on-two, alliance-on-alliance, you're not ready for the Dante experience." Dante wasn't intimidated.
"I bet that experience isn't that impressive. Well, I've got to go back to see the final acts." Bayonetta said. "My team could make a comeback."
"Six more points and my team's golden, so I'm going back as well! See ya!" Dante shouted.
"Welcome back to the real final acts, where the teams are gonna make a desperate attempt at winning and with winning and we're starting well with Harley Quinn doing a blind bat swing and Squirrel Girl carrying a piece of metal!"
Harley Quinn had a smirk on her face, as Squirrel Girl was nervously carrying a sheet of metal.
Harley hit the piece of metal with her bat and then she did it again, making Squirrel Girl sit down for another swing.
*Azula's confessional*
"To be fair, it was literally a last minute effort. It was either that or we lose, because Chris is a good host, but also a coward." Azula said, before getting some knocks. "I was being facetious."
"Sure..." Chris was just outside the confessional, mad.
*Confessional cut*
It hit the sheet once again, which had a few dents in it and there was several swings and hits that hit the metal with Squirrel Girl saying "Up!" every time Harley hit the metal.
And then Harley went for another swing and just hit Squirrel Girl's wrist, making her yell in pain and Harley raised the blindfold.
"Oh shit!" Harley shouted, as Squirrel Girl was in serious pain. "I...definitely meant to do that."
"Man, that was quite the hit! How do the judges like that? Oooh, 22, just about mediocre. Khun and Joseph of the Swordfishes, how are you gonna top that?"
The white-haired former royal just showed his suitcase, as the judges were perplexed by it.
"Alright, does someone have a crown?" Khun asked the judges, as Aqua threw a real one. "Nice."
Khun then put the crown into his suitcase, as Joseph was just doing his clacker tricks, spinning it around all fast with the proper timing.
Khun closed and then opened it to see that it was actually gone, as Aqua looked real surprised and Rapunzel looked impressed.
"Hold on, it's not gone yet!" Khun remarked, taking a out of the case...and he throwing another one at Joseph. "There's two now."
Joseph flinged the other one with the Hamon-filled clackers and it landed directly on Khun's head.
"And yeah, there's going to be more." Khun bragged, as there was indeed more crowns than the one he dropped and another he wore.
He flung five more out of the suitcase like it wasn't a big deal and Joseph was ready to put them on top of the judges, the cocky guy actually dropped his clackers.
And grabbed the crowns.
"Here they come!" Joseph threw all of them at the same time, making them land right near the judges with his Hamon.
The judges wore them and then all, but one disappeared...as Aqua took back the real one in shock, as Joseph and Khun did a high-five.
"Nice!" Joseph shouted, as the judges clapped for them.
"Nice skills, my dudes. You got 40 straight points. The last of the Deers, Yuri, is about to show her Kyokugen!"
Yuri got focused and ready to her show her karate stuff, doing some strong kicks to start it off and she basically did a karate demonstration.
Doing her improvised Chou Upper, the Saiha reflecting thing, Piccolo getting his stuff thrown back at him, the classic Haoh-Ken, a lot of other moves and kicks.
And then she breathed in deeply, as she did the famous Haoh Shoh Ken, firing off a massive fireball towards Piccolo, who just took it, threw a fence and finishing it off with the Hien Hou'ou Kyaku on said fence and flipping off it.
"That's my karate!" Yuri declared.
"Man, that was some karate practioning and Yuri has 35! Here comes the true final act with Owen and Noah doing a thing!"
The crowd of campers were excited for the returnees' acts, wherever they had done an act or not and there was a whole bowl of pork and beans and Noah just standing there.
Chris and Chef got the gas masks in preparation and Palutena cast some protection on preparation.
"Today, I'm gonna speed eat some beans and Noah's gonna commentate!" Owen exclaimed.
"Don't worry, I'm sure that the smell's going to be spicy this time." Noah didn't look pleased.
Owen just got right into it, as he started with the spoon and ate it so quickly, especially since it was delicious.
"Right now, my friend's just going as fast as he could, hoping that his stomach can handle it!" Noah commentated. "It's going to be a tough one, folks."
"Wait, this is easy!" Owen shouted back, somehow having eaten half of the bowl.
Weirdly enough, 50 second had passed and the bowl was eaten.
"Look at that, the bowl has been finished." Noah said. "I bet he's 270 pounds by now."
"I'm 269..." Owen's stomach was grumbling. "...You guys might want to be careful."
All of the old contestants, the host, the judges and some of the new contestants were just shielding themselves from Owen's bean fart that was slowly sneaking its way towards the crowd.
Noah looked on nonchalantly (By the way, this is quite a while after the Ridonculous Race) and it ended up near a tree...and knocked it down right near the stage.
"That's the power of the fart."
"...We need some cleanup here! But what do the judges-" Chris looked surprised at how high the rating was. "-38, you guys are wild!"
The host had the final results, obviously done a special screen that was kinda small.
"So the Deers are last with 186, these Rhinos are third with 194, the Swordfishes are second with 197 and the Crows have 211 in the lead...making them the only safe team today! That's today challenge, don't whine about it!"
Dante and Bayonetta both groaned and then looked at each other, as there was also a ton of jeers and cheers all around.
"Thank you, our esteemed judges!"
The three losing teams were just deciding on who to vote for in the dining hall, when a special announcement came.
"Rugged Rhinos, Striking Swordfishes and Daring Deers!
The three teams' leaders were just looking shocked.
"Input your votes in the confessional right now! This episode's a bit too long and those three with the most votes will be announced and sent to the campfire."
And then was when...
"Wow...that's something." Pinstripe said. "I was gonna do my dance! Why'd stop me."
"Because you wouldn't be good at it, my friend." Coachman remarked. "Now let's vote for someone unexpected."
"Yeah..."
Pinstripe leaned in to whispear, as Basil looked concerned.
"...Pepper Ann's 'bouta get it."
...some moves were made.
*The Rhinos' partial voting confessionals*
Clover - "Really, Pepper Ann would sabotage the stage to have a hole in them because she was tired of losing? I don't really know here, though.."
Muscle Man - "Man, I can't believe that Pepper Ann would do some crazy bullshit...just so that she could win and she didn't even make an act! What's her deal?"
Azula - "Pepper Ann doesn't really have anything special, so I will vote for her. Some because of that and some for alliance reasons."
Basil - "I can't really believe that old man would stoop to...that. Somehow, half the team believed him and Harley Quinn caused an injury. So, I'll vote for her."
*Now for the Daring Deers' confessionals*
Samus - "Sorry, it had to be done, Ram. Daisy would be good in a challenge, but I doubt that you'd be good in one."
Snake - "Daisy...I had to pick some choices and those choices led me to you. Please accept the elimination." The super soldier was sighed in sadness.
Aisling - "I don't know who that orange-haired lady was, but she literally doomed us from the start. Sorry to her!"
Luigi - "Spike, I hope that you...that you...find my vote okay."
*The Striking Swordfishes' voting confessional*
Leshawna - "Amelia, girl, I don't see you do anything except stand there with confidence. So, you gotta go."
Nicole - "Geez, you get mad over your former teammate doing the winning act, while you don't do anything? Bye, Oikawa, you child."
Squigly - "Weirdly enough, Connor wanted me to vote for him...and I'm not sure why he'd want to do that, but it is his decision."
Amelia - "Connor, something tells me that you know that three million dollars isn't going to make you happy. But why vote for you."
*Confessional cut*
"Pepper Ann, Harley Quinn and Muscle Man of the Rhinos, you three have the most votes on your team. Daisy, Ram and Spike of the Deers, it's the same deal! Connor, Oikawa and Amelia of the Swordfishes, you're gonna go too."
Pepper Ann looked genuinely confused, as did Muscle Man, not understanding what happened to her...as she was getting a lot of suspicious looks.
"Something ain't right here." Pepper Ann said.
"I mean, it could just be rumours or whatever." Muscle Man dismissed the glares.
There was only three from each losing team and all of them were pretty mad, as they were down in the bottom three and two of them knew that something was up.
"Okay, we're going to make this quick! Who ever gets the marshmellow is safe and whoever doesn't get the marshmellow gets sling-yacht'd...okay!"
The nine potential eliminated contestants nodded to Chris' bad mood.
"Harley Quinn..."
The criminal took a marshmellow.
"...you're safe! So are Oikawa and Spike for their respective teams!"
The two of them took their marshmallows.
"Muscle Man and Pepper Ann. Daisy and Ram. Amelia and Connor, you duos are on the edge of elimination. The fate of getting shot off in a yacht, half of you will have, won't hurt too bad..."
Muscle Man looked mad, as Pepper Ann was genuinely confused at what she did.
Daisy also looked angry at Ram, who didn't look pleased.
Amelia was worried about Connor, considering what he said to her.
"...The people who are voted off are..."
All of them were nervous minus Ram, who didn't looked surprise and Connor, who was steadfast on something.
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"Pepper Ann from the Rhinos. Daisy from the Deers. Connor from the Swordfishes."
All three of them stood up happily, minus Connor who looked sure of one thing.
"You three are about to ride the Sling-Yacht of Shame and be sent outta the game!"
Muscle Man had a sigh of relief, Ram looked at Daisy with...displeasure and Amelia looked not so surprised.
"Ram, Amelia and Muscle Man, don't suck next time!"
Muscle Man was just thinking in his head, as the other two just went back to camp and he looked real deep into thinking.
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Pepper Ann was just about to board the boat, as Connor did and then Muscle Man came up to her with a good reason...with Legoshi to boot.
"Didn't you mess up in the challenge?" Pepper Ann asked.
"Yeah, what the hell's up with these votes? It's like the old guy lied to just get me safe." Muscle Man told her, not caring that much.
"Don't get it twisted, I'm pretty sure you can't change the votes." Pepper Ann said.
"All I'm saying you got set-up." Muscle Man said.
"Double set-up, even. The two alliances voted you out." Legoshi remarked.
"I know this sucks, but I gotta go." Pepper Ann told the two of them with a lot of regret. "Why would people say that I sabotaged them, though?"
Muscle Man and Legoshi were now mad, running back to their cabins and Daisy got a lot of waves from her team.
"Luigi, help the team win, okay?!" Daisy shouted, shedding a tear. "Man, I really messed up big time."
"Yeah, everyone messes up sometimes, Daisy! Don't be afraid to cry!" Luigi shouted back at her.
"And we're outta time."
The three eliminated contestants and their luggage were shot off by the slingshot that gave the yacht its momentum.
"Alright, we've got a good episode and damn, who could've predicted that elimination! There's more of that next time on...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
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To be continued in the ninth episode, where things are about to get sussy up in here! Who's going to be auto-accused? Who's going to put into the cold vaccum of...jail? And will there be space?
No, but there's a lot of Amogus.
Or how non-dank people would say, Among Us, the game where trust is put to the test and dumb questions will never stop getting asked?
And lastly, the imposter will be sus, so expect some-
Hey there everybody, it's Deadpool from here. Did you there my favourite is breaking dialogue boxes, bus station echniladas, the newest season of Riverdale and...cars.
See ya in Episode 9, everybody (if you get that reference, you get a free car.)
-My broken train of thought aside, I don't have anything to say...except that Connor quit, Pepper Ann's elimination setting up something crazy and Luigi's not going to be in the mood for the next challenge.
So, that's all.