Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 9: Investigating Imposters
Part 3: Smoke & Memes!
Fear the title, because it is not a lie...somewhat, as there's going to be smoke and probably no memes in here...along with your regularly scheduled drama, comedy and review reviews.
Memeking, I can promise these impostors are built different to the last part's ones.
PrincessGumballWatterson777, trust me, Catalina's definitely going to be in story...somehow.
Okay, let's do it with the remaining impostors:
Michiru & Askeladd of Group A, Tron Bonne & Joseph of Group B, Kasumi, Ram & Yumeko of Group C and Tails, Tanjiro, Noah & Pinstripe of Group D
"Welcome back to Total Drama." Chris announced. "I would say something, but a picture's worth a thousand words..."
Back to the most chaotic group, they may have been in a resort with a lot of space, plants and some of them may have taken a bunch of cold ones...but they were definitely in the middle of some big arguement.
Like anything big, it had an element of stupidity, mainly thanks to Owen.
"Hey, whoa, whoa, what's your deal?!" Owen shouted, carrying some plants and being carried by Samus. "We're crewmates!"
"But you look like you know one of the impostors." Samus said in a very cool tone. "And if we know, we win."
"And he's my friend, so I'm not gonna sell him out!" Owen shouted, still getting lifted by Samus. "It is possible!"
"So, you don't even know him." Samus just dropped Owen. "Stupid."
*Noah's confessional*
The guy looked displeased.
"I swear it's like some of these players have a sixth sense or something. Yeah, Chris didn't lie about something for once, nice." Noah said, not too bothered.
*Confessional cut*
Tails and Noah were both temporarily working together as a impostor combo, as they were sneaking around the place with intent and smart brains...with their ability to do some smart flying and dart hitting.
Sometime had passed, as Tanjiro actually got eliminated for a completely different reasons and Clover...was alone.
"Come on, stupid clothes. Why are they so ugly and heavy?" Clover slowly moved, as she carried a basket. "And why is someone following me?"
"Because this seems like the fastest path to the clothes room!" A voice called out to her.
It was Tails, who had an innocent smile on his face.
"Great, why were you hiding?" Clover asked, a little bit nervous.
"Because I'm trying to be helpful in awkward ways, don't ask." Tails smoothly remarked, as Clover was just shrugging her shoulders. "But I've gotta check something."
"Check what? It's clothes, there's nothing sus in here!" Clover got a little bit surprised, as Noah made his move.
Quietly, putting it in there and then Noah got up, as Clover looked a bit shocked.
"Check for any sabotage! Noah, I can't believe you're the impostor!" Tails exclaimed, as Noah just had a cool sentence to say.
"Hey, it's my job." Noah then managed to get restrained by Tails. "Clover, you suck."
"...Shut...up." Clover was now fast asleep, as the impostor duo were a little nervous about the tranquilising.
Tails was breathing quickly, as Noah didn't look too out of it, the two impostors going on to do some more serious moves with the more perceptive players.
Reg may have just gotten Noah, but since Noah was actually up above him and Reg had to drop something, the dart still went in and the guy went to sleep.
Tails was going after Reigen, the snake-ish salesman guy, making sure that some stuff got done...fixing up the tables and the fox was flying in the room with a small table.
"Huh, wonder what you're doing up there." Reigen stated.
"Looking over things." Tails remarked with a smirk, as Reigen moved a little bit to see a robot. "Hey, there you are."
"Nice...why the heck is it?" Reigen wanted to finish that question, as the psychic slowly fell down in the ground. "Dang, good one."
"Good one...to you." Tails awkwardly stated, the fox moving out of the small room.
Noah and Tails met back up again, the air a bit frosty and the reluctant teamwork becoming a bit obvious in another small room.
"Man, I can't believe that Tanjiro's the impostor...he's definitely trying his best, but he's super not okay with it." Tails said. "So, do we-"
"We don't, but what else do we do? He literally told someone it and Pinstripe is doing something stupid." Noah said, being matter-of-fact about it...as Tails was processing the words. "So, it's up to us two."
"You're right." Tails stated. "But once this challenge is over, we're not working together again."
"Until the teams rearrange or something like that." Noah remarked, as Tails chuckled at his words.
These two impostors weren't the only ones that were in the room, as Sol Badguy just got up from his bed after Noah and Tails left the room and he had an...expression.
*Sol's confessional*
"Wow, Tanjiro's gone, the other two are working together and Coachman's up to some kind of strategy with Pinstripe, who's definitely a suspicious person." Sol said. "Looks like I'm going to have to kick some asses...though the hell's with Coachman?"
*Confessional cut*
Group B again, starboard side
After Falco, Haida, Tiana, Tiny Tina, Wario, Judy, Bugs and Soma got eliminated (Soma got eliminated due to a few stray votes.), some of the contestants were a little more vigilant about their crewmates...and whoever the impostors were.
Wherever they were actually doing something or not.
Julia and Robyn were a combo, but they weren't the best combination on the ship...considering that one was actually doing the thing and the other was just following them.
"Robyn, you should at least carry some of the load." Julia told her, carrying a lot of stuff.
"No way, I'm going to find these werewolves or whatever they are." Robyn said, still carrying her crossbows. "And then I'm going to shoot them."
"Er, they're still our contestants, they're just trying to knock us down." Julia stated, still in the middle of a struggle.
"Oh...so they're tricked into thinking that they're on a different team to mine!" Robyn prepared her crossbow. "I'll sort it out."
"The heck is shooting someone going to do...if they're hypnotized!" Julia exclaimed, just putting down the...bowls.
Massive empty bowls that had no purpose.
"What are these even for?" Julia asked.
"Messing stuff up apparently." Robyn said. "Because I'm going to catch the impostor!"
The two of them were doing their thing, when there was a very distinct breath that was coming from nowhere and also...an asleep Soma, as there was one thing that it could've been.
Joseph didn't shout, but the darts got shot by Hamon and went into one of the legs of Robyn.
"Whoa, It literally came from nowhere!" Robyn shouted, as she just fell to the ground. "From...nowhere."
Julia knew that it couldn't have come from nowhere, readying her fighting stance for whichever impostor came out and Heavy stepped out confidently with a grin.
"I'm not on girly team!" Heavy shouted, standing right in front of Julia. "Try and vote me out."
"Okay." Julia said. "Was that you?"
"No, I don't make thing fly." Heavy exclaimed, as Julia was looking over him...and his shells. "This is for weapon."
"Alright, impostor..." Julia sighed, having the potential evidence.
"Hah, what else could you do?" Heavy asked.
After an somewhat obvious vote and people looking at his weapon belt, the obvious was revealed.
"Heavy wasn't a impostor!"
And Julia had to team up with someone else to do some other thing and unfortunately after that vote, Aisling and Piccolo were the only options there was there.
Since Bugs, Tiana and her friend was down...she had to keep up the team spirit and that was hard when Aisling was just moving all around with Piccolo just trying to keep up.
Julia just went into the middle of it and ran into the forest fae herself and Aisling just shouted one thing.
"Are you supposed to be cool?" Aisling asked desperately.
"Yes. Are you cool?" Julia said, keeping calm.
"I don't care wherever I'm cool! I care about the forest." Aisling having a tantrum in Julia's strong hands.
"Alright, then we've gotta find the impostor." Julia said, just putting down Aisling.
"Yeah, these tasks are just real weird." Piccolo felt a sense of unease. "It's like they're traps of their own...but it takes more than that to beat us."
The trio were going on their own, as Tron Bonne and Joseph were making their entirely seperate moves and the other crewmates were doing a whole bunch of random stuff.
Random tasks that were definitely not last-minute, as Tifa got hit by the exploding pan.
*Tifa's confessional*
"I swear it felt like they got made up on the spot today, because this is gunpowder and that's a pan!" Tifa just showed her sooted-up hands. "This show is...definitely really different this season, though."
*Confessional cut*
"Alright, we're halfway through this challenge and whoever the impostors are, please don't mess around." Chris announced.
Eva and Ryuko weren't done with running around the ship, taking the exercise in their stride with their long steps, impressive pace and high amount of anger.
Amelia was just there, easily catching up with them.
"I'll be honest, you two clearly don't know what you're doing." Amelia said. "There's two impostors and whoever they are, they've got power."
"Shut up, how do you know that?" Eva asked, as Amelia just jumped in front of her.
Ryuko just stoppped, probably to listen to her...as Eva pushed right in front of the cat-like woman.
"What's your problem?"
"The problem is the impostor is clearly Joseph and with his power, he'd be great at his job." Amelia said. "Plus we've barely seen him and he's usually always doing something stupid."
"...That makes a lot of sense, but it could be someone else." Ryuko was flexing her arms. "Doesn't matter, we can catch 'em."
"Me being wrong isn't unlikely, but it's better than running around." Amelia said, as Eva was just angrily stomping around. "...Yeah, she's going to get killed."
"How you would know, huh?!" Ryuko huffed, also stomping away with Eva.
Amelia was a lonely captain once again, just walking around to ensure that the ship was ship-shape, accidentally running into Carmelita...who just put hr head down.
While some clackers were flying by.
"How the hell-" Amelia shouted while crouching.
"It's Joseph." Carmelita stated, as the clackers came down.
And it hit Amelia right on the head...in both ways.
"He's got the pirate spirit, I give him that." Amelia realised, before being completely knocked out by the clackers.
"...She isn't-" And then Carmelita got hit just as hard with the other one.
Joseph had two things to do, as he ran by and tried to pick the thing up.
*Joseph's confessional*
"Okay, maybe I did not that know you could do that until today." Joseph had a grin on his face. "So, I've been trying to have fun with this whole thing, because taking down my teammates sucks...but you know, I've got a handle on this Hamon thing-"
He then put a fork in the confessional...literally.
"-It was really okay."
*Confessional cut*
Tifa was too busy, trying to make Legoshi and Satori doing their things and together...they were very much working on it.
"Yo Tifa...what size are you?" Satori had to ask, as Legoshi didn't look impressed.
"You really want to know?" Tifa's crack of the knuckles and aggressive tone made the volleyball player back off. "Just do a task."
"What task? I've done my stuff and now I'm looking at a...strong woman." Satori remarked, as he was carrying some stuff.
"You know the one to prove that you have tasks." Tifa crossed her arms, taking it seriously.
Legoshi was just minding his business, being 7 feet tall, working hard on cleaning the floors and chilling his best with Harley Quinn, who was in the mood to fuck around and find out.
With a bat.
"Are you done with your bullshit?" Harley asked. "Because I'm about to swing on someone."
"Yeah, yeah, I've done all my tasks. Now, we're going impostor hunting." Legoshi unleashed his claws.
And together, they were here to find out the other impostor, who was actually right behind them...stalking them.
Group C for the impostors.
Yumeko and Azula were slowly walking out of the laundry room with their confident smiles, sure of their odd and unique strategy that would work.
"So, the host did not say anything about sharing darts, right?" Azula asked.
"Right, so it's not an illegal move." Yumeko said. "So, let's do it."
"Yes, let's!" Azula said. "I like the you think."
"Actually, I was just wondering." Yumeko then gave most of her darts to the Firebender and kept some, while saying this. "And it didn't come up once."
"Please, the power that I have is much stronger, since I'm not the impostor...but I'm finally a player that plays both sides." Azula had a very...wide smile.
The two of them weren't really being watched by Basil, as the mouse detective couldn't really hear or see them and Shulk, who had a bit of a vision.
But the ladies walked by the two guys, who hid in boxes without being noticed and the impostor-ish duo were ready to put them in action...while the formerly-in-alliance duo were out of the boxes.
"Well, we've got to find a way to expose them, right?" Shulk asked.
"Yes, but considering that they're clearly going for an fake impostor-style scenario, we should have to time it right." Basil remarked. "And these two are smart, so-"
"-That makes it really hard. I swear, they're built different in completely different ways!" Shulk was a bit nervous.
"Azula does have a obvious weakness, which is water and her parental issues. Yumeko is a compulsive gambling genius, so trying to make a trap for her isn't going to be easy." Basil explained to the sword-wielding teen, who was a little bit nervous about the strategy. "Is there something you want to say."
"...How do you know that? We're on the same team." Shulk asked, scared of the potential trap.
"We might be in different teams in the future, so I was just being prepared." Basil remarked, as Shulk was just a little bit nervous.
The two of them got to moving, as the detective had a plan, the sword guy reluctantly went with it and Storm Shadow, literally jumped from the silence, gave a thumbs up.
*Storm Shadow's confessional*
"The boy's reluctance to take on the plan will show that he is quite weak in some areas, even if he helped with it." Storm Shadow said. "If the plan ends up failing because of him, I won't hesistate to vote for him."
*Confessional cut*
Leshawna and Squigly were both underground and willing to do some talking with each other, as Samurai Jack was too busy with checking for other impostors.
"Oh, hey, girl with some weird skin." Leshawna said, as Squigly summoned her parasite. "Yeah, I just noticed it..."
"Well, that was rather rude." Squigly waved with some disdain. "Apologise."
"Sorry, my bad." Leshawna apologised.
"No offense taken...so you want to talk about something?" Squigly asked with intent, as Leshawna gave a thumbs up. "What is it?"
"Was wondering whose butt I'm gonna kick, because I'm tired of these impostors being real stupid about now." Leshawna cracker her knuckles. "And also, what's with your get-up?"
"These are just my clothes." Squigly answered, as the aristocratic zombie didn't really have an answer. "And plus, you doing that will only make you look like the impostor."
"Yeah, but it's something..." Leshawna said.
These two were just trying to do their thing of looking around the area, trying to find any impostors in the area...looking around corners, the toilet(s) and the tables that were stacked on top and even that one place that Yumeko was.
The laundry room, but...they couldn't even get there without getting tag-teamed.
"Finally, this took 20 minutes to even do." Squigly said. "And no-one's suspicious or even weird."
"You sure you didn't miss two people?" Leshawna asked, as a third person had joined them. "Maid lady, mind your own business."
"It just happens that we all have the same business. Don't denigrate me." Ram remarked, actually in front of the two ladies. "Besides it's obviously Azula and Yumeko."
"Then we are goners, because they're here." Leshawna looked back at the sudden appearance of the missing ladies.
"That can't be-" Squigly got stomped on by Azula and put to sleep.
"Oh no, blue girl! You ain't seen-" Leshawna got hit with the dart with Yumeko's creepy smile.
The co-impostor duo were met with Ram's suspicious eyes.
*Ram's confessional*
The pink-haired maid was angry, though it was a bit hard to tell.
"Whoever they are, they're not going to get past my efforts to stop this challenge. Because this challenge is a bit of a waste of time." Ram remarked.
*Confessional cut*
Group A online?
Luigi, Lowain, Oikawa and Kageyama was the last group that someone would expect to...even exist, but sheer coincidence and awkward anger put them together...aside from Luigi.
"Homie, if you're trying to mess with our guy Oikawa, then it's your problem!" Lowain shouted for his friend.
"Don't worry about me, Kageyama isn't much of a fighter." Oikawa remarked at Kageyama.
"Watch yourself, we're still doing the same task." Kageyama lifted his log angrily. "And I could throw it in your face."
"And you'd make yourself the impostor and lose." Oikawa said, as Kageyama was grumbling pretty awkwardly. "You know that I'm right."
"Just let me do my task, please." Kageyama grumbled, very much not in the mood.
"That's alright, Kageyama."
Luigi and Lowain were both raising an eyebrow, as the former was still in a very dour mood.
"Do you think my teammates are gonna treat me that way?" Luigi asked very nervously, as Lowain nodded sideways with confusion. "Oh okay."
"Man, you're in some kind of love funk." Lowain said, sharing the same kind of sadness.
"Nah, it's fine." Luigi just knocked him off. "It's just like that sometimes."
"Bro, I can sense that you're very checked out." Lowain then put his one arm around the green plumber. "Get one of your homies to help ya out."
Luigi gave a weak thumbs up, as Lowain had a nervous smile with the two volleyball guys arguing again and all four of them were carrying some firewood into a metal grate box.
And then a vote was heard again, as the buzzer went all around the forest with several others were feeling the repeated rings.
*Lowain's confessional*
"Man, can't these votes wait a little bit longer?" Lowain asked. "I swear it's like nobody votes with their head and just votes 'cause it's cool or because some guy said it."
The guy with furry ears grinned.
"I ain't complaining, though."
*Confessional cut*
Lowain was just one of the twelve guys that were seated back in the place, as Kageyama and Oikawa weren't in the mood to have a reasonable discussion, Luigi and B weren't excited to even have an discussion and Iori looked as he usually did.
The rest were ready to do some discussion, as Askeladd had a grin on his face.
"Why are you smiling?" Bayonetta asked. "You got caught."
"Well, all they said was someone with a sword cut some people down. And that was it." Askeladd crossed his arms smugly, as Bayonetta rolled her eyes.
"Sure, that's true." Bayonetta scoffed at him. "And someone would be stupid enough to do that."
The air was clear for a whole bunch of words to come through and the words were real clear and consise.
"Yeah, the guy who took down people with a sword is literally opposite me, armour, blonde hair and being pretty tall." Riku explained. "And he's smiling with confidence."
Since the last meeting, Squirrel Girl, Penny and Dawn (who just casually went to sleep) have been downed and Askeladd got a bit angrier...mostly thanks to Dawn's accidental move.
"And I saw his sorry ass doing the same thing to whoever that girl was." Hank added to that, as Riku looked surprised. "Yeah, he isn't that stealthy."
"Trust me, you're trying to have it both ways." Riku crossed his arms, as Askeladd just put his sword down.
"You're just trying to say nonsense." Askeladd said. "With your dumb white hair!"
Riku looked unfazed, as the Viking warrior argued himself into being voted for by a good chunk of the guys.
"Okay."
"Askeladd was the impostor, so there's only one more."
The eleven remaining contestants heard those words and were sure that they had to play the game different, Iori and Hank being a pair that wouldn't work anywhere.
On top of a roof included, as they (and Kristoff for some reason) were trying to do something about some bad attitudes.
"Hey, Yagami man, you like Rock, don't you?" Kristoff asked.
"Not really, he's the least annoying person here." Yagami scoffed at the ice cutter. "And I swear you were before you asked!"
"Okay, okay, I was just asking." Kristoff said through clenched teeth. "Are you like this all of the time?"
"Shut up, why do you care?" Yagami angrily asked.
"Because you're like a hooligan...and a fool." Hank said, pretty damn calm about a red-haired guy getting into his face. "Listen, I don't what you're doing, but getting mad over nothing is dumb."
"Your fucking face is dumb. Your glasses are okay, though." Iori spat, practically tired of speaking. "I'm going to find the last fucking impostor...even if it kills me!"
"Please do, this challenge is getting on my nerves." Hank saw that Iori literally jumped off the roof. "Actually, young people need a bit of more of the outdoors...just not on TV."
"Well, these outdoors, specifically." Kristoff relaxed on top of the roof, as Hank tried to get down from the roof. "Hold on-"
Hank fell off.
*Kristoff's confessional*
"One more part to this whole challenge and I can go and talk to Sven...must be not having a good time in this heat." Kristoff remarked, as he went out of the confessional. "...Sven, how are you okay?"
*Confessional cut*
In Group D...
Two unlikely allies that were on the same team...
Two guys that were opposite ends of the moral spectrum.
Two people that were as tall as they were in a foul mood.
And honestly, they were the last of the Rhinos that weren't impostors...but there was more people to show than the two of them doing their attempting of a investigation.
Muscle Man was knocked the fuck due to the drinks, Dante and Deadpool weren't taking the challenge seriously, but were still in and it was time for two soldiers to do their thing...with Khun too.
"Hey, why are you here? Shouldn't you being with most of your team members?" Tanya asked with a snide smile. "Because...they're-"
"I know that aside from Cassie, I'm the only one who isn't an impostor." Khun had a deadly smirk on his face. "And she's...right there."
"Oh..."
Tanya grinned.
"...Hey, Cassie, your friend has got some new friends on another team."
"Yeah, we're not friends, Tanya's just messing around!"
"Good, because I don't want to disrespect a fellow soldier." Cassie cracked some knuckles.
Tanya, Sonja, Cassie and Khun made a reluctant alliance to catch those impostors with the second of the four writing down some plans in the middle of the balcony.
These four were ready and now, it's back to the least prepared duo in the game and Sol (real name Fredrick) and Coachman (probable real name Barker) were trying to find the impostor...together.
Of sorts.
They were in the same place doing completely different strategies.
"Honestly, why wouldn't want you want to make the impostor come to you? With traps?" Coachman said with a malicious grin. "The both of us could be traps and they'll be stuck fighting us."
"Because these three impostors aren't going to go for whatever bait you have...especially since its us and two of them are probably not on our team." Sol stated. "And smarter than you."
"Look, Fredrick-"
"How the hell do you know my name?" Sol interrupted the malicious trader.
"-It's not as simple as you think, those two will come here some time and honestly, those two deserve all of the punishment that they could get." Coachman was practically giddy for a fight. "And then we'll do whatever you do."
"Tie the vote, idiot." Sol remarked. "I'm going to catch them in the act and you smash the button, simple as hell, I don't give a shit about punishment or whatever bullshit you've got."
"While you hit the button, I'll go and make sure that those two will be punished." Coachman remarked, as he readied his whip for combat.
"Nah, you wouldn't win in a fight." Sol had a smirk on his face.
"And you can't do any kind of business! Am I right?" Coachman smiled quite arrogantly, as Sol grumbled. "Well, well, time to confront them."
"I'm gonna hit the button." Sol told the old guy, as he went to the voting room. "If you lose because of your stupid-ass moves, that's your problem."
"Indeed it is." Coachman just wanted to piss off Sol...a bit.
Sol scoffed at Coachman's willingness to do some punishment, as the bounty hunting man was just hanging in the voting room, ready to do some fighting...and so was Cassie.
Cassie was just doing the same thing, hanging out in the voting room...seeing Sol mad about everything.
*Cassie's confessional*
"I swear the only people that are still in are the impostors, my group of soldier-ish people, Dante being lost, Sol and Coachman...yeah, it's not easy playing Among Us in real life."
*Confessional cut*
"Man, we're three quarters of the way through and so far, these impostors have been stepping up their game...causing drama, situations and whatever else is happening underground, on the water, in the woods and in my awesome resort!"
Chris tok a breath.
"Stay tuned for the actually exciting conclusion to this long and kinda slow episode!"
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To be continued in the final part of this sussy episode with Sol and Coachman taking on borderline opposite strategies in Group D...
Yumeko and Azula putting in work while the others languish in Group C...
Group B trying to be ship-shape with the strong impostors...
And Group A probably finishing first.
Yeah, the episode's not over.