Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 10: Kitchen Warriors
Part 4: The Whole Plate Sets
Them Crows are about to make this chapter happen...along with some of the votes and the fact that this is a shorter chapter is also going to happen!
Never mind that was a lie, but I hope you enjoy this one anyways.
Memeking, they weren't that tough and you know, the other team going to be eliminated? Is about to be revealed.
1602jaw, you know how Chris is (Seriously, even in Island, he's enjoying the show a little bit too much) and honestly, any team could lose.
And Catalina joins the battle, compensated for with an extra elimination.
"Welcome back to the kitchen...with the ditchin' and bringin' them dishes!" Chris shouted, as the whole team definitely noticed that he was bringing in some lame puns. "Finally, we've got the Crows...who have donkeys for some reason...with the Swordfishes the only team with sure elimination!"
"Yes, do not worry, host, because I am carrying them!" Genos shouted, carrying his semi-concious allies in drama.
"Shut up, I can still talk." Nobara was still in half-donkey form.
"Ok."
Chris just had a moment.
"I'm going to ignore that and let private pants-wetter have the stage! Good luck to ya."
"I have stopped doing that, sir!" Brick declared without missing a beat, which got some of the contestants smiling. "...What a strange team to be in, but I can sense some comraderie within your team."
"Thanks for that. I'm not normally a donkey by the way." Nobara answered.
*Brick's confessional*
"I think I that finding the context for the donkey thing is going to make me understand this season less. But I don't mind helping out some people in need!" Brick shouted with a salute.
*Confessional cut*
Regardless of wherever some of them were donkeys or not, there was a trio that served up their first dishes and it was somewhat Mexican.
"Chimichangas...because we don't know how to cook." Deadpool remarked, as Giovanni and Shego gave a high five. "Also, the gamer and angel are a thing."
"We're just gamers...teaming up to win...in the same team!" Miko shouted, very much in an uproar with Pit right behind her.
Brick was very much confused, as the crew cut soldier took a look at the Tex-Mex dish, took a good bite out of it...and enjoyed the deep-fired goodness that was in there.
Pit and Miko were still mad and Deadpool was smug, but nobody could tell.
"You folks are...strangely cool." Brick said, still dumbfounded by the crossover. "It's a seven."
But there was four more dishes and one of them was about to be dropped on the table by the big fun guy, the gamer and the angel themselves and it was...definitely half-finished and Shego just grinned.
"Really couldn't control your hunger, huh?" Shego asked.
"Look we tried to recreated the best lasagna and I'm pretty sure we're all on the same team. And I may have eaten half of it." Owen admitted, putting his two pointer fingers together.
It did look pretty close, as Pit wiped his forehead without any sweat and the details of it was good-looking to Brick, who took a small piece out of it without any hesitation.
"Look, it's pretty nice...no, I mean it's really nice." Brick stated, just taking in the lasagna. "It's awesome...a real eight, sir and ma'am!"
The trio were just completely satisified with the rating, the way the soldier talks and Owen...eating the rest of the lasgna and the next dish that was carried by an uneasy Genos.
The cyborg knowing something that couldn't be missed on the dish.
It was a pretty good and meaty set of ramen noodles, courtesy of him, Sakura and the now donikified Haida and having some special touches.
"We hope you enjoy these good noodles." Sakura said, somehow slipping back into adulting mode. "...I'm sorry, that just slipped out-"
"Nah, it's okay." Brick took the time to use the fork to grab the noodles and taking in the smell. "Appreciate it."
Brick was a little bit nervous, as the Crows' karate lady wasn't scared at all at whatever points she got with Genos and Nobara right behind her.
"It's pretty nice and pretty cool...looks like you guys worked hard on it." Brick complimented the ramen bowl. "Solid eight."
*Noah's confessional*
"Is it weird that we could win by screwing up less dishes than the competition? Yeah, but it's very much possible for the next dish to just ruin the appetite of the judge." Noah admitted, very much in a blase tone.
*Confessional cut*
There was another crew within the team and they were either mad or confused at how angry they were.
"Whoa, whoa, guys, we made a hot club sandwich...chill out!" Terry shouted, as Kageyama and Kyo were looking real motivated about said sandwich.
"Really, is that it? Took us a while to not end up wasting food." Kyo remarked, as Kageyama was looking completely motivated. "Kipo and Sandy, get ready for some goodness!"
The three mostly boisterous guys presented their footlong bread madness filled with all of the ingredients you expected including some tomato to boot...and Brick just ate a bit of it.
Which looks weird, but nobody was worrying about it.
"Huh, you guys keep on making nice stuff. Appreciate it. It's getting a six from me, though." Brick just told the boisterous trio, as Terry just gave a thumbs up...or it looked to be that way.
Because Kageyama and Kyo were just looking at each other realising something kinda important.
"...We both suck at sandwiches." Kageyama remarked, as Kyo chuckled. "What, you're a sandwich expert?"
"No way...you admitted you suck at something." Kyo said as he was laughing and Iori shouted for some reason. "Yagami, you're not the only bad guy."
"Hey, hey...you two can suck on the same thing, so that you can work on it and...achieve sandwich greatness!" Terry exclaimed, as he was cutting a bit out of the sandwich. "Also, you guys both messed up."
"Alright, alright, you guys have 29 already...I swear please let there be a zero-" Chris announced, before Soma looked at him with a cocky grin. "-All you have to do to win is not to get a zero, shouldn't be that hard."
The team all had cocky grins on their faces, as they knew that they were going win...considering that Soma's spaghetti was actually glowing...like some of the contestants looked away from the dish.
Papyrus and Soma looked proud of the creation that was sitting in front of Brick.
"Eat it! Because the Great Papyrus and two other cool humans made it!" Papyrus exclaimed, as the guy just donned a baseball cap.
Brick just enjoyed the spaghetti too much, as he licked it up quite carefully and felt...something good in his mouth and took the time to appreciate it.
And then unconciously started to eat some of the meatballs and it was starting to be a slow buildup...of trying to stop the eating and he did stop...after taking in quite a few meatballs.
"Is it weird to say that I respect you guys for the spaghetti?" Brick asked, trying to put the fork down. "It's a ten."
*Soma's confessional*
The cook was just lying down on the toilet.
"I would explain how I made my Yukihira-style spaghetti and meatballs, but I feel like my dad would shout at me for being lazy." Soma said with a grin. "Easy win, though!"
*Confessional cut*
"Since the Crows got 39 points...by not having a bad dish, they win this challenge! Getting no eliminations, the hot tub and the chance to creat some more drama!"
The Crows were cheering completely.
"You Crows can leave along with the Swordfishes that have to vote off two people. As for the rest of you, we're not done."
It was still the same old re-arranged wooden restaurant but with two less teams and a little bit pressure, considering the difference between one or two eliminations.
"Since the Rhinos and Deers are tied, so we're going to do this the only way that doesn't extend the episode too far! Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
Everyone was silent, as Riley and Lynn quite confidently stepped up to the situation and had grins on their faces like it wasn't the craziest suggestion.
"Yeah, my nigga Chris ain't got no time to waste on you niggas!" Riley shouted, going sicko mode on the casual swears.
"I have no idea what you said, but I've a got creepy old man behind me. You don't scare me." Lynn said, confidently putting out her own head.
It was two 13-year olds against each other, the weight of their teams not weighing down on them, as they were just throwing out their signs...ready to encroach on not losing.
Sadly, Lynn managed to throw a fast Rock compared to Riley's slow Scissors.
"Man, fuck this bullshit! I'm tired of these random-ass challenges that don't help and are boring as hell." Riley said, real tired of losing.
"You know what, we're only voting off someone." Lynn crossed her arms. "What about-"
"Rhinos...you guys are going to have to vote off one person, but you don't get a new contestants and Deers...vote off two people, but you're getting a new lady in the building that can't be voted off! She's some kind of criminal, so be nice to her!" Chris explained, as though half of the Deers weren't cringing or horrified at the news. "Alright, gotta do a thing...see ya!"
Sadly, the Daring Deers weren't really getting a stable criminal or even someone that could actually strategise, but she wasn't playing around as they were all coming back.
"Some kind of criminal is definitely right here." Uraraka said. "Seriously, we won't do whatever you're going to do!"
"Shut the fuck up, you floaty bitch! Come on, I know you came here for the money." Catalina remarked.
Catalina had a black jacket on now for no reason, still being the same relatively tall tan-skinned woman who can speak Spanish and held guns like it was nobody's business.
"Hey...that's rude." Uraraka nervously said.
"Yeah, you know that you're not on my level, chica." Catalina stated.
"That's okay...but we do have to vote off two people now." Uraraka said. "I gotta help vote people off."
The float hero looked at the Spanish woman like she was not really a friend for anything, as did the vast majority of the ladies on the team...besides a pink-haired maid and a blonde bounty hunter.
"Welcome to the Daring Deers, we dare to have anyone on your team. Even a criminal, so please enjoy your stay." Ram told Catalina, who got incensed. "That is very much what Chris said, so don't complain."
"Okay, I wasn't complaining." Catalina said. "Just talking some shit to a wannabe perro."
Ram just quietly scoffed to the bank robber, as Samus just looked at her.
"That's great and all, but co-operation is the name of the team and honestly, I won't hesitate to cut you out immediately if you can't understand that." Samus stated.
"Yeah, I understand good!" Catalina just shook hands...with a glare. "I swear I'll vote off anyone estupido to mess with me...and the team"
"Sure."
Samus kept her answer short, knowing that she'd be willing to do the same to the newcomer...since Catalina was still giving her the dirty look for no apparent reason.
*Yuri's confessional*
The karate girl was smashing random wooden planks.
"I hate this host guy! Suddenly out of nowhere, we have to vote off two people and we've got this new annoying girl? Please, as if we don't have enough deadweight." Yuri said. "There aren't many, though."
*Dawn's confessional*
She was in the middle of a meditation.
"I can sense that there is going to be a collision between someone from another team and the two with some negative energy soon...before the 13th challenge, so it could be in the next three days." Dawn said, sensing something important.
*Catalina's first confessional*
She looked at the outhouse.
"I don't care, but it looks like shit. At least I can say that the pink-haired girl looks like she's worth something, blondie knows not to mess with Catalina and girl with dumbass cheeks? You ain't ready for half the shit that I'm going to do to you!"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of eliminations, it was time for the votes to be counted, as the three massive teams that were just hanging out and already done with their votes and were still in the massive mess hall.
Legoshi and Muscle Man were looking at each other like they weren't sure if they did a mistake.
Coachman and Pinstripe had somewhat confident grins, which didn't match Basil's somewhat surprised expression on his face.
Carmelita, Tifa and...oddly enough, Clover were smirking at something that oddly enough the manly alliance didn't notice...but Azula's alliance noticed quite easily.
The Rhino's table was very much in a tense state...besides two ladies, who were eating.
"Honestly, I doubt that the votes aren't going to align!" Yumeko whispered to Clover, who was paying attention. "I doubt that you'll have any vote despite not doing anything."
"I wanted to do something, but I got blocked by the old man and his goon." Clover complained quietly. "I probably won't have that many votes, though."
"What about-" Yumeko wanted to ask.
"-I already voted for someone, so stop asking." Clover confidently said. "Besides it's one of the three that made us lose."
"That's not a concidence...two of them aren't liked very much." Yumeko said, as Yagami was growling at some other contestants. "Especially him."
"What's up with him, though?" Clover asked. "It's like he's gotten into his inner wolf or something."
"I don't know, his skill isn't about cooking, man." Muscle Man had a smug grin. "I got some kind of cooking skill."
While those three were discussing some business at their table, the Swordfishes were in the middle of freaking out about certain people not doing their dues or something like that.
Sokka and Oikawa were giving each other the stares...as they were both dissapointed in each other and Khun was just there, having a few scratches on his shirt.
"Look, all we have to do is not lose and it just happened to be really hard this round. Could be really hard next round." Khun said, trying to break the tension. "Could be easy next round, so it's best to keep your heads cool."
"Oh, wait, where was your head?" Sokka asked.
"Like I getting strategy and all that, but you were gone for a hour EACH finding ingredients!" Oikawa shouted, having a different tone.
"Look, there's only a certain amount of people who could dishes and Tails and Reg both said they had it handled." Khun explained, leaving the two youngsters mad. "Took me a good hour to get some of the ingredients by the way."
"And where was Tails and his robot friend? Working their butts off and-" Sokka shouted at the white-haired guy...as Tails and Reg were confused.
"We decided to cook on our own, nothing big. Besides, he did find some great ingredients for our food...and you guys are freaking out about him." Tails explained, as Reg was still trying to understand what...was really going on.
"Oh, that makes sense-"
Oikawa wanted to finish his explanation, but Chris had a klaxxon and he used it with impunity, wherever it mattered or not.
"Man, you guys not enjoying it never gets old! Besides that, Khun, Reg, Heavy, Reigen, Tails and Raven have to report to the Swordfishes' campfire! Julia, Bugs, Uraraka, Riley, Ram, Luigi and Robyn should report to the Deers' campfire! Coachman, Kristoff, Iori, Clover, Hank and Rock, you guys report to the Rhinos' campfire!" Chris announced, more than willing to confuse all of the contestants.
There was a lot of hands bumped on a table...especially since there was some suspicious vote happenings going on in a certain team.
"Chill, some of you have got one vote!"
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The three teams' top six voted contestants were just sitting right down near the campfire, as there was still 90-something people and the episode wasn't getting any shorter...in the moon-lit night.
"Alright, campers, the contestants who doesn't have the most votes will get their sweet piece of safety, allowing another day on these isles! And the contestant or two contestants with the most votes will be sent to the Sling-Yacht of Shame, get carried on your momentum out of the game...never to return!"
Rock and Reigen were looking at each other.
"Ever!"
The eighteen that had their votes were either confused out of their minds or knew that they made mistakes...besides a few that had a odd grin towards someone.
"Okay, first up, we've got the second place team...the Rough Rhinos!"
The six of them weren't scared of the elimination.
"Hank is safe with one vote."
"Not bad." Hank grabbed his marshmallow.
"Clover's safe with two votes!"
"Okay!" Clover snatched hers without missing a beat.
Two was done, four to go and certainly...someone was going to have to go down and at this point, some of them were wondering why, while others were high on their own hubris.
"The next player safe is..."
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"...Rock...with three votes total."
"Huh, that's cool and weird." Rock said, still wondering why he messed up this round.
"And the next player safe is..."
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"Coachman with five votes."
The...donkey trader just saw Iori scoff down the marshmellow with impunity.
"Hmph, looks like my vote didn't count too much." Iori scoffed at the old guy.
"At least someone can see that I have...quite the unique set of skills." Coachman explained to Iori, who was confused.
"Okay, it's down to Iori, who is angry that he couldn't really do anything in the challenge and Kristoff, who bottomed out the teams' dishes with his real Sloppy Joe!"
The two men were just giving each other some bad looks.
"And the final marshmellow goes to..."
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"...Iori Yagami, you get to stay for another day! Kristoff, you're eliminated from the show and you're going with four other contestants from two other teams...so stay put on the Dock of Shame for now!"
"Look...you're not a shitty person, so it sucks to see you go." Iori remarked, somehow in a more dour mood.
"You're still in the competition, you've got no right to be this moody!" Kristoff told Iori honestly. "Come on, at least be a angry team player or something."
"Hey, I can be a team player, dumbass..." Iori skalked away from Kristoff.
"Next up..."
"You seven are from the Daring Deers, who dared to get a new contestant today...wherever they're useful or not doesn't matter, because two of you are about to slingshotted out of the game never to return!"
All eight of them were really paying some attention.
"Alright, I got set up or some bullshit, because I ain't got no reason to be here! Neither does the plumber nigga!" Riley shouted.
"The marshmellow respresents your continued safety in the game and two of you are about to be sent home with reindeer guy!"
Riley was stewing in anger and confusion, ready to "pop a cap" in the host.
"It's not you, Riley, you only got one vote."
"That's what I like to hear, nigga!" Riley exclaimed.
Luigi was crossing his fingers, as was Tiana and B was surprised to see that he had some votes.
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"...and Tiana, you both...also only have one vote."
"Oh, thank the lord!" Tiana said, as Luigi got his own marshmellow. "Are you feeling okay, Luigi."
"Hey, Daisy wouldn't want me to sulk so much...so I gotta try for my girl and my bro!" Luigi said, still with a hint of sadness.
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"Uraraka, you've got two votes for some reason."
Bugs was sitting in anticipation, as Julia was plain not understanding what was going on with these votes and Ram didn't understand a single clue of what was going on with the votes.
"Which one of you three will be safe? Will it be Bugs, who disappeared for a while at a time and then just messed up in the kitchen? Ram, who's bringing that sarcastic energy where people apparently don't appreciate it? Or Julia, who...exists."
"Hey, campaigning for the Amazon is a good reason-"
"Still not doing much, still don't know why you got so many votes."
There was dead silence in the air.
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Ram looked confident, though no-one could tell because of her being stoic.
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Julia definitely noticed that Bugs was real suspicious.
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"Ram, you're...still in this game with only three votes unlike the other two! Julia, Bugs Bunny, you've gotta go with the reindeer dude, where the sling-yacht of shame awaits!"
"At least I managed to nudge those two and stop you from having your boring self in here." Bugs answered. "Also, also, I bet there's someone that wouldn't mind fixing the Amazon with that money."
"I would campaign to do just that and I've got more than enough strength to do it!" Julia exclaimed.
"We've got an extra half hour, but I'm still not wasting it!" Chris just pushed the two of them to be with Kristoff.
"Alright, you six are from the Swordfishes and all of you apparently have very good reasons to be voted off! Besides, you probably heard the explaination from before...twice!"
The six of them just gave a thumbs up.
"But the marshmellows means you're safe and there's only four of them, which means that two of you will be eliminated from the game...as a result of your teams' losses!"
"Shut up!" Tails exclaimed.
"Alright..."
The six of them were paying a lot of attention to the votes that they did get.
"...Reg, despite your bad cooking, you only got a single vote."
"I wonder if you're coming through, Tails." Reg said. "I'm gonna miss you."
"Well, there's so many other contestants to be friends, so I know you'll be alright." Tails answered.
"Tails, to be honest, you also got a single vote!"
The two friends did a high five, as the marshmellow missed.
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Khun looked quite smug for someone that was the edge of elimination.
Raven wasn't that surprised by the amount of votes.
Reigen was...weirdly worried despite trying to think of something.
Heavy was ready to mock the fake psychic.
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"Two of you will be staying and two of you will be leaving, never to come back and the two who are staying are..."
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"Heavy...and Khun! Sorry, Raven and Reigen, you two may have had a moment in the spotlight, but you have to go."
"Well, that is fine. I did not want to be here and so did a good chunk of these players." Raven remarked. "At least I'm going with the fake psychic."
"Yeah, Khun, I appreciate the voting strategies, but you could've voted off Heavy, because he's just a big Russian man." Reigen explained, as Khun was just smugly grinning. "...Besides there's no good reason why the votes would point to me, because I've been participating in these challenges quite a lot lately and-"
"-Quit complaining. You did lie about being a psychic." Raven said.
"Well...that's-"
"Own it, dude, we're kinda outta time!" Chris pushed Reigen along, as Raven just went with it.
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It then cut to the five eliminated contestants on the Dock of Shame.
"Any last words?"
"I'm making my own portal back to my dimension. Don't come." Raven said, as the other four were confused.
"Alrighty!"
Raven said her chant and then she just disappeared back to her dimension, probably to be back with her teammates in the Titan Tower, ready to fight some more.
The rest were just shot off in a yacht without any words to say.
"That was a long one and looks like I'm about to get paid extra! What's Catalina deal with Uraraka? Why did Julia get sent home? And will me and Chef ever look better than we did today? It's hard to say...but stick around for the next episode of..."
Of course, there was the zoom out.
"...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
To be continued in the twelveth episode, where we're doing the sport that two of our contestants take their thing from and also...where there will be a lot of references to that one show!
To the guy that requested Raven, I probably did a slight disservice to her as she was in the background all season. With that being said, even if she was properly protrayed, she'd be voted off due to some convincing from Khun anyways.
For Reigen, he just got out-voted for being a fake psychic and how did the news spread to the Swordfishes? Behind the scenes moves and his potential plot ended here.
Kristoff may have been an impactful filler character, but it's not really the right time to eliminate one of the ladies from the team.
Julia? A weird combination of a lack of plot and setting up another one that's going to be revealed...in the next part.
Bugs? Hate it or not, but he'd be way better as a challenge opponent and I'd think that I somewhat accurately portayed him...so it was his time to go!
There will be beaches, there will be spikes, there will be sets, there will be spike serves, serves, people getting served, and serves with the power of spikes!
You name it, it's a volleyball episode inspired with Haikyuu references up the ass and also...drama up the ass, because there's a lot set-up in here and a lot happening in Episode 11!
Episode 11-P1 comes out in the first half of this month, by the way.