Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 11: Beach Volleybrawl
Part 3: Crossed Down!
Shit goes hard, y'all with Azula and Kageyama against each other in volleyball...along with some of their teammates (including some under-utilised ones to boot) and since this is Total Drama.
This part of the challenge will be wildin' is all I'm really going to say and honest, it will be shorter than the previous one, maybe because there's time to show a full match and some of the final match!
Who could it be? It's actually up in the air and I'm the review-listening mood (read: don't have an idea of what I'm doing.), so offer some words for this part.
1602jaw: Yeah, pretty much.
Memeking: I aim to try and use as much as my cast as I can and also, this episode is moreso harder to write rather than hard to concieve, so it's still going to go further!
"And we are back with the match of the reds and yellows, two teams who are both functioning in the technical sense." Chris announced, because of course he knew how the teams were.
Despite the fact that their volleyball squads were real coordinated about kicking each other's ass and avoiding the bombs of boredom.
Azula, especially so, since Lynn and Clover weren't slouches yesterday and of course, she was joined by Dante, Squirrel Girl, Tendou and Tifa as part of the main crew.
Pinstripe, Legoshi, Harley Quinn, Sammy and Rock were the next five that was just hanging out in the backup seats to ensure that the front people weren't wrecked.
The main crew cracked their knuckles.
"Hey, Azula, consider me your top blocker." Tendou remarked. "Because I really am looking to crush that Oikawa guy."
"And Sokka will feel the full force of his defeat, being unable to stop me from taking him from his team-" Azula stated, before Tendou side-eyed her. "-This team won't be worth considering."
"You sure? Kageyama really has stormed up a shout yesterday." Tendou remarked. "But that shout means nothing when you've got no skills."
"Then you must have negative skill, because he did beat you...but I can see that his choices are unwise." Azula mocked the red-haired guy.
"...Okay, lady." Tendou stated. "Kick some butt, team players."
"And we're real team players!" Clover shouted. "WOOO!"
The mood was infectious within the Rhinos and the mood was a bit different on the Crows or the main people within the crows.
Kageyama, Kipo, Kyo, Michiru, Genos, Papyrus and Sakura were ready to work their oddly-matched business...since the team wasn't exactly in peace and the retainer people was Giovanni, Sandy, Pit, Miko and a still donkey-earred Nobara, all of them prepared themselves for the moves.
"You're going to get some bad guy moves!" Giovanni exclaimed.
"As long as it comes from your hands." Kageyama grumbled.
"Crystal clear, you're watching a real villain." Giovanni bragged, as a few of his teammates actually sighed at those words.
"I actually forgot you were here, dumbass." Kageyama told him.
"It does not matter where we forget or not, The Great Papyrus knows how to block!" Papyrus exclaimed, as he raised his one hand. "Please give me five."
There was fives given all around the circle, all of them motivated to volleyball their way into another no-elimination round.
"Let's go, skeleton guy!" Sakura proclaimed to the skeleton man. "The hadouken's gonna
*Kipo's confessional*
The half-mute looked pissed off about something.
"If Azula's team wins because the old guy put some ears on
*Confessional cut*
"And rounding the rest of these first round volleyball matches, we've got the least reliable, the most friendly and the most dramatic team in the building...The Crafty Crows!"
The twelve guys that wearing all yellow were trying to look mad.
"And on the other side, we've got the technically dangerous, mostly split and drama-packed team of...The Rugged Rhinos!"
Aside from Azula, the eleven teammates that were there just didn't get it.
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Azula was ready to serve with some fire, considering Chris' own rules and Genos looked like he was fully anticipating the fired up serve, his hands more than ready to deal with it.
Azula just raised the ball, doing a jump serve with a little bit of heat and served hot and ready for the receiving by Kipo...who really felt the heat.
There was a bit of smoke coming off the ball, as the Crows were doing some Hot Potato-style passes...minus Genos, who just threw it up for someone to get.
Michiru was right in position, ready to spike the ball down for her friends...and there was a sudden block that manage to own her and instantly stopped the Crows' fiery momentum.
Of course, it was the red-haired instinctual blocker, Satori Tendou, smirking his butt off about that good guess.
"Yeah, you're going to regret doing that." Michiru told him.
"Okay." Tendou just didn't take her seriously, pissing the tanuki girl off.
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Finally, it was time for Clover to do something and that something was try to impress the lady teammates on her team, starting with a simple overhead serve.
That barely went above the net, but someone was really on it with her own stretchy-ish limbs and she sent it towards Kageyama with strength, the setter guy then sending it back to her.
For the spike and once again, it got read like it wasn't a big deal by that same red-haired guy and blocked to get another point...as though Dante wasn't smirking his butt off.
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Kageyama was real mad, as someone else served for once and they weren't that great at it with Dante in the driving seat and ready to style up a serve of his own.
The demon hunter did a spicy one, doing a strong overhead one that just flew a bit...and then didn't, which led Papyrus to get it up with his blue bone, which made the ball fly to the other side in a weird arc that just as low as Dante's serve.
Dante was back in business, as Tendou messed it up and did a simple one touch that sent the volleyball to the sky somehow and everyone had the chance for it to be messed up.
"Looks like this volleyball needs a little bit of style!" Dante remarked, as he intentionally stepped on the bomb to catch it in mid-air. "Heh."
Of course, he sent it towards Clover, who was going for it anyways and jumped for it to make a pretty solid spike and she managed to make it work, avoiding the Crows' blockers.
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"You have got to be kidding me? How do we even match up to that?" Kyo asked.
"You should know. They all might have the flash, but they don't have the fundamentals!" Kageyama just glared at Kyo.
"Alrighty, dude." Kyo remarked. "We're blocking their butts, right?"
"No duh." Kageyama scoffed at the notion.
So far, things were looking good for the Rhinos and Squirrel Girl was definitely one of them, doing a risky jump serve to start if off and it really sucked...
...to have it hit the head of Azula, because you know it's a moment and to boot, it got blocked incredibly quickly by a more motivated Kyo and slammed right in front of her.
Kageyama and Kyo just looked at each other to see what happened.
*Kageyama's confessional*
The black-haired guy looked surprised.
"See Hinata, you're not the only one who did that...wait..why am I even here? I should be telling the dumbasses to get real for a second!" Kageyama shouted.
*Confessional cut*
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"I served up some bullshit!" Squirrel Girl complained, as Azula just went up to her.
"Put it this way, the only reason that they got a point...is because your serve was terrible and read it. Please don't do that, but-" Azula did noticed something good.
"Wait, what's with Kageyama?" Squirrel Girl asked.
"Oh, I got him where he needs to be."
Kageyama was real angry and...tried to hide it with powerful serve..but considering he had a crazy year, his angered serve went where it needed to go and it flew.
And flew.
Until it didn't and just dropped inside of the line and Squirrel Girl...almost didn't catch it, but it was too bad that it still went in the same direction.
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Kageyama got a lot of hugs from his teammate, making him fall from all of the weight and he got right back up once his players just let go of him...getting right back up with a neutral face.
"LET'S GO!" Papyrus shouted.
And since he did that, he was about to do it again...ignoring Papyrus shouting it out and just awkwardly doing a smirk.
"Why can't you smile, man?" Kyo remarked towards the determined volleyball player.
The serve was back and it was for real, as Kageyama was...quite angry and quite ready to balance the points out with his right hand.
Azula backed up along with Squirrel Girl and Clover, conveninently ready for the serve that was about to fly from the black-haired volleyball jerk's hands, seeing the jump and seeing the ball fly like it was nothing.
Tendou almost did get it.
And while they tried to intercept it, Azula somehow received it and it went straight up right into the danger zone with the bomb, where Tendou tried to get it from high-up, got blown up and missed the ball.
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"Geez, he really has honed his craft...all the better to mess with him." Tendou suggested, as he slowly got up. "What kind of volleyball are we doing, anyways?"
"The one where stuff explodes?" Clover said. "I swear you said you were a volleyball player."
"This is like death row volleyball...or something!" Tendou complained.
"Yeah, but you should adapt." Clover suggested, rather awkwardly. "Like a real guy."
"Then I will..."
While that was happening, someone else that was about to serve and they both way worse at serving and way scarier with the serves, as Genos looked real determined to make his mark.
And make his mark he did, as the cyborg served...in a weird fashion that practically guaranteed that Clover got it, but there was one thing that happened.
The ball went at an absurd speed...and just about the right angle for it to be inbounds, as Clover tried to catch it but got a finger bent in the process.
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"Y'all saw that? Was that in or what?!" Chris was really excited, as Chef just groaned and everyone was confused. "Man, you're not seeing this anywhere else!"
As that happened, the whole of the Crows were doing some serious cheering at the guy that was willing to bring the craziest serve that was seen.
"What was that?" Kageyama asked, very angry. "You could've wrecked someone, dumbass."
"I did the serve that the team needs." Genos said. "With my arms."
"...Uh, you're very stupid and cool."
The backhanded compliment didn't really effect Genos in any way, as the cyborg prepared himself for another crazy one and the Rhinos were complaining about him.
Kageyama wasn't even sure how Genos did it and Kyo just shrugged, as getting eliminations wasn't in his own plan and...Sakura was more than willing to just give Genos a pat on the back.
It may have hurt, but she got that in there before Genos did that again...as Chef just let it happen.
Once again, the ball got hit like it was a wrecking ball and hit the sand like a wrecking ball, due to the fact that it flew at an incredible speed and someone caught it.
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"Geez, turn it down a bit will ya!" Sakura shouted. "Save some points for the rest of us."
"Yes, I can do that, but I was in serving position." Genos remarked.
"Wow, you're a really strong cyborg..." Sakura had a question.
"No, I do not want a fight." And Genos somehow figured it out, as Sakura pouted.
Thankfully for the Rhinos, they just had to deal with Kyo, who wasn't even close to being of the same level as the other two...and he did a basic serve, ready to get it going.
While that was happening, there was a someone in the audience that was actually looking at someone on the court...more specifically Clover, as they were teammates.
"Man..." Rock said.
"Man what?" Legoshi asked, as the pass was going around.
"...do you think that I've got a chance with her?" Rock asked the wolf.
"I don't know, I'm not a love expert." Legoshi remarked nervously.
"Cool, was just checking." Rock remarked. "I swear this challenge is making me see her in a new light! You know like..."
The guy imitated a rocket blasting off.
"...'cause she's owning this challenge."
"Yeah, she has been doing not bad this challenge." Legoshi said.
"I'm 'bouta ask her out after the match...'cause she's cool." Rock answered, before...
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The wolf and the rocker just stopped talking, as Clover was real mad about Genos' instant block.
*Clover's confessional*
"What was all of that about?!" Clover yelled. "It's like he jumped from the bottom to the top instantly and just blocked it."
*Confessional cut*
Michiru and Kipo were looking at each other, like they were due for an overpowered spike...as another simple serve was flipped up and things were being passed around on the Rhinos' side.
They were trying to communicate with their eyes, but Michiru ended up glaring at a pissed off Kipo and things somehow went uphill from there.
Mostly because when Clover tried to spike it, Genos was there...ready and waiting to do the block and put his full force into it and Kageyama was there.
The ball got blocked hard by these two.
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"Holy...swears, the cyborg guy's kicking their butts for us!" Michiru exclaimed.
"Hey, don't get too comfortable." Kageyama said. "The rest of you guys have to do something."
"That's what we want to do, though!" Kipo remarked, as Michiru was smashing her hands together.
The next serve wasn't nearly as good, though, as it didn't literally destroy the blockers in sheer speed and just was a normal serve.
And said ball went into the bombs, finally getting Lynn the chance to dive as hard as she could and then bopping it back into play for the Rhinos, even getting Clover to try and set it...emphasis on try.
Wherever it was sloppy or not, Dante just out-sped Kageyama on the spike and got the point...with smokin' style to boot.
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"Good moves be comin'." Dante remarked, ready to finally get some serves in with his team players.
And he was really up to serve, somehow getting some gauntlets to do that and he did a ridiculous backflip (for the smoking style) to do the serve, which didn't exactly go as intended.
Mostly because, it just went over the net and would've gotten the other team some points...but Genos ended up blocking it and failing to do that, so...
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*Sakura's confessional*
"I feel weird about Genos, mostly because he blocked that and I have no idea wherever that was in or out, but he got them a point. I like him, but he's definitely built different."
*Confessional cut*
Dante was up to make another good serve, not backflipping this time around and still doing jump and he absolutely did something pretty crazy...actually get read easily cause it was weak.
The Crows were passing it around and they were legally mixing the Rhinos up with the accidental skip pass that came from Kyo trying to do something.
And then Michiru spiked with her suddenly giant right hand and got the Crows their point, mostly because it was stupid strong.
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While the yellow team was celebrating the giant hand spike, the reds weren't super excited to see that the other players were just as crazy as them in the volleyball field.
Azula and Squirrel Girl were definitely some habits, though, mostly because of...
"Genos seems like the type of player to get thrown off quite easily and Kageyama's still easily angered...so if we put pressure on them-"
"-they should melt, makes sense." Squirrel Girl answered jokingly. "Was trying to ease the tension."
"No, no, I understand."
Kipo was back at it, trying to do a serve that didn't hit the head of Kageyama and she...almost didn't do that, but she managed to make the setter fall face first and coincidentally, the ball just about went over the net.
No-one could get it and Kipo was about to get Kageyama's hands of volleyball justice...but those hands acutally got stung first.
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But...the guy was so angry, that he just grasped Kipo without missing a beat with very angry look.
"If your serve is going to suck, don't aim it for me." Kageyama said in such a manner that Kipo got spooked. "Also, your hands hurt real bad!"
"Sorry, just a protective thing." Kipo remarked.
Kageyama was still incensed.
*Deadpool's long, long confessional*
The guy was reading the script.
"Dude, this episode is starting to take a bit too long with the volleyball matches...but honestly, you didn't come for explosions that would normally get this stuff off the air...and deadass romances." Deadpool remarked, dropping some empty pieces of paper. "Also, editors, make me look cool."
*Confessional cut*
(Righty, dude.)
...
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Despite Tendou's sheering guessing prowess, he actually had his butt handed to him by the bombs...sometimes more literally than not, but he was back on his feet.
Doing his best to deal with the bootleg Kageyama's serve, he saw the serve fly and then land onto the court with impressive speed, even causing some sand to get into his eyes.
And Clover got blown up again.
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...
Michiru was back into it, sweating and a little worn out from doing a powerful spike to further the point lead that her team...didn't have, as it now belonged to the Rhinos.
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Kageyama was a little bit pissed...mostly because his clothes were burnt and the lack of points getting and as Azula went for the serve...he knew where it was going.
It was about to blow up again and Sakura jumped to save the ball and to avoid getting blown up, but since the ball was on fire and the serve was strong.
Sakura may have gotten blown up, but the ball went to Kyo, who badly set it up for Kipo to do a simple spike.
Kipo did a curved spike (?) into nailing another point.
...
Tendou got ready for a whole thing and then, because of decent planning, someone served him into the bomb and he went flying in the air, even landing in the bleachers.
And the ball went out, too.
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"Tag me out, man!" Tendou shouted. "I'm too awesome to get killed!"
"Alrighty, it's Squirrel time!" Squirrel Girl just high-fived the burnt guy. "You blocked like your life depends on it."
"Okay, I need somebody that can do medical stuff!"
"Got it."
Squirrel Girl was in the court and Mai was actually carrying Tendou like it wasn't a big deal and shit just got weird real quick...as Kageyama did the power serve.
And since there was only hands involved, Squirrel Girl had the backflip block, which actually did the opposite of that and sent it down.
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*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
The superhero looked angry.
"I tried to do it like Dante and honestly, I'm not even sure how he did it. I know that he backflipped, had style and was strong, but I doubt he's that much stronger than me...he's already cooler than me." She whined at the end of that statement.
*Confessional cut*
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Everyone's backs were to the wall, their butts probably had a bunch of marks and their spirits were stronger than ever and they were all...also tired of this shit challenge.
Mostly because of the repeated bombs.
"Man, it's really down to the final two points and honestly, this has been a fun one!"
"This is like the volleyball of pain, man!" Rock shouted.
"I can't say that I disagree." Basil said.
"But we're down to the final two or three points and which team will have to eliminate two people? The Crows or The Rhinos?" Chris announced. "Which one's going to blow up for real!"
Kageyama looked real tired of this challenge, as did the rest of his team...but they were trucking on and truck on they did, as Genos looked determined to make the serve and Giovanni got swapped in 'cause Papyrus' bones were a little bit split.
And the villain and the S-Class hero "agreed" on something stupid.
Genos did a crazy serve and Giovanni threw some smoke on it with his power, 'causing it to get floaty and slow and every member of the Rhinos was ready to take it on and snatch it.
Genos was watching on in confusion, as Giovanni just clicked his fingers towards Papyrus, seeing that the ball landed on the other side of the court with a real spicy move.
Mostly because it dropped in the wrong spot at the wrong time.
"Oh, what did you guys do?" Kageyama asked with a smirk. "Smoked it up?"
"Yeah, because that's a villain does. I saved your butt from elimination probably!" Giovanni exclaimed. "Because that-"
"-is a great move! Wanna do it again?" Kageyama remarked.
"You bet I will."
The villain and the volleyball smartass was just doing their talk, while the rest of them weren't sure what they were talking about and Genos looked rather mortified about the point.
And someone had to say something about it.
"Chill out, we have to win this." Sakura said. "If we don't win, we're going to get wrecked."
"But do we have to resort to morally dubuious decisions that aren't even necessary." Genos remarked. "There are numerous strategies that don't involve that."
"And that one happened to work...could be worse." Sakura shrugged nervously.
"Well, I think-"
"Match point for the Crows, who are pulling themselves out of loser-ville!"
The whole squad was definitely not laughing, as the Crows were getting back into it.
"Guys, there's no way that their point is going to come so fast!" Giovanni bragged. "You can do it."
"What about Dante or something?" Kageyama asked. "Azula looks like she's about to kill!"
"And maybe we could swap someone's position." Giovanni looked real sneaky while saying that, which contrasted with Kipo focusing on the shot.
Kipo went hard on the serve...hard enough to just straight make it fly and fly...it did, right over everybody with Giovanni and Kageyama realising that stuff was about to get real.
"Match point for both teams and who is going to ensnare their point and not lose-" Chris saw that Dante had a smug grin. "-against Dante serving his own ball!"
Dante.
The son of Sparda.
Was about to cinch his team a volleyball win and he looked like he could give less of a crap with the wide grin.
*Dante's confessional*
The white-haired guy practically smirked.
"So, we're ready to get that point because the Crows haven't lost enough apparently." Dante stated. "And honestly, I mostly want to deal some volleyball justice against Bayo. These guys aren't even number twenty on my list."
*Confessional cut*
Dante just did a jump serve, making sure that the ball moved without him doing it and then he really pushed it without the serve, ensuring that it was not blocked.
And sped off near instantly, but Genos was a little bit too fast on the uptake.
Genos reached for the ball and tried to make sure that his block came on through and hilariously enough, Dante was still grinning despite his serve being off-course.
And the cyborg just made it fly in the air.
"Oh god, oh no!" Michiru shouted. "What were you thinking?"
Genos just looked at the ball fly at a slightly steeper angle, as he knew that it touched his hands and...that touch lost them two more people.
"And the Rhinos don't have to vote off two different people...again and The Crows regain their well-fought for voting ceremony?" Chris was ready to interview Sandy. "How do ya feel about losing!"
"We got outplayed!" Sandy yelled, before stomping off the bleachers.
"Okay, Rhinos and Swordfishes, meet me in an hour for the final...Crows and Deers, figure out who you're voting for, watch the final and then make that vote! You guys want more of that?"
Lynn and Clover looked more than satisified with not losing, as the two of them were joined by a nervous Sammy, as the rest of the team split off into their own chunks to do some messing around with.
"Hey, Sam, how was that?" Lynn asked. "Real good."
"Yeah, it was real good...but I wouldn't like to be there." Sammy said.
"Sure, you're just trying to-" Lynn saw the teammates that weren't excited about a fiery butt. "-Dang, I guess I should be a spiker!"
"Er...okay." Sammy swallowed some air. "Aren't you scared you're going to get blown up several times in a row."
"Come on, it's like part of our job." Lynn said. "We get blown up...we might win some money...and we have fun."
"Gonna be honest. That sounds kinda impossible." Clover was looking around for normal reasons. "Anyways, I don't get blown up in my lame job!"
"Right..." Sammy whispered. "...I hope that we can help beat whatever the blue guys have for the finals and not get our teammates swapped."
"And we'll do it...with smokin' style, as the white-haired guy says." Lynn remarked with a grin. "What do ya say, ladies."
"I mean losing sucks anyways." Clover crossed her own arms. "Let's do it for the rockers!"
The other two didn't really have answers to give, as they were a little bit star-struck.
"...Which one?" Sammy asked in confusion, as Lynn looked confused. "I mean..."
"The one that doesn't look super depressed, obviously! He should give his mental health real check." Clover remarked. "Rock does have good songs."
"He's in a band." Sammy stated.
"A band of four and he is really the rocker of them all...also, I like the way he sings, though." Clover explained. "And I'm not crushing on him, so I'll sort it-"
"-after the challenge, got it! You can do it, you just have to...do something." Sammy explained, as Lynn looked bored at this point and Clover was unsurprised. "I'm not good at explaining."
"Don't worry about it, you'll find a cute boy one day!" Clover encouraged the two of them. "Lynn, get your butt into high gear, because you'll find one too!"
"Alright, shut up!" Lynn shouted.
In the shadows, someone was watching and they were practically giving the thumbs up...mostly because he was not in a good mood.
*Iori Yagami's confessional*
The red-haired fella was excited to be lonely...again.
"Urgh, thank god that the woman aren't interested in me. I have a few people that already are on my GTFO list and honestly, those two look like they are two more." Iori remarked. "And the host is a-"
"Will Iori get the chance to be angry? Find out after the break?"
"...I was going to call someone a piece of shit, but I forgot..."
*Confessional cut*
To be continued in the final part of this beach volleyball episode, which is taking some of it out of me...if you couldn't tell by the upload dates of each part.
I can say that Episode 12 isn't going to take as long, but you never know what the future holds...besides the Crows potentially re-starting their losing streak.