A lone figure enters a darkened room. Walking towards the center table, the individual lights a candle. The individual is revealed to be…

Kaosgod: …whew. How long has it been since I did something with this story? (Blows on the book and knocks out layers of dust). Damn…its been that long, huh?

Cervantes: Really, you're back?

Xanatos & Zamael: Holy shit, he's back!

Tsukune: WHERE DAFUQ HAVE YOU BEEN? ITS BEEN YEARS MAN…YEARS!

Kaosgod: Sorry, sorry. Since I have had many bouts of major depression over the years, school, my job and me streaming…it's been…difficult.

Everyone: …

Xanatos: has it been that bad for you?

Kaosgod: somewhat but I am ready to get back to the swing of things

Tsukune: That's good…btw, why is it just the guys here?

Zamael: I do believe it is because he doesn't want to be castrated by the female peerage, so he only sent a signal for us men only…I pray that I hear a no homo shortly.

Kaosgod: exactly, now who wants to do the disclaimer?

Xanatos: Its been a while so I'll do it. Kaosgod here doesn't own any of the characters of Rosario+Vampire, only its OCs…speaking of OCs…

Everyone: LATER!

Synntech Corporation, Earth

CRACK!

Exodus could only cringe slightly when he heard the sounds of bone breaking and a woman's screaming. He looked up to find Varron looming over bruised Gyokuro, who looked up in fear as she held her mangled arm in her right hand. Blood was dribbling out the corners of her mouth as she tried to crawl away from the half human dragoon.

"Varron," Exodus murmured from his desk. Varron looked up in time to see Exodus' glowing eyes staring at him. "It is imperative that you do not have blood stain my carpets. Oh, and leave the poor vampire alone. The failure is not all on her, you know."

"Like hell it isn't all her fault!" Varron exclaimed, glaring at Exodus with draconic glowing eyes, only to cower slightly as Exodus growled slightly. "My apologies, sir, however, I feel that she had wasted potential resources when she made that unsanctioned attack on not only the earth but of the youkai realm as well."

"It's all her fault you say?" Exodus questioned, glancing at the vampire on the ground before returning his burning gaze on the young half makai. "Sure, she could've waited on my command on releasing the kaimerians on the humans, however, who is in charge of those that work within our corporation?"

"…I am."

"Excellent answer. Now…who was it that allowed a deranged makai god and a youkai of unknown origin into our corporation?" As he asked that question, he rounded on Varron and forced him to the wall. "She may have some blame on her hands for what she has done but do not, under any circumstances, assume that you have no part in the failures of what transpired today. Do you understand me, boy?" Varron seethed vehemently but nodded his head as Exodus went to the downed vampire. Gyokuro whimpered slightly as he came forward, only to gasp slightly when she felt her injuries began to heal. "I shall not give you my blood, and although I am a bit disappointed in you, fail as much as you need to. It matters little to me, little vampire. I am always here for you to pick up back up to start again if need be." He then turned his back on the two and stared out the window. "You are free to leave now." Both Gyokuro and Varron bowed before exiting the office. Sighing, he then sat down and thought of Ayane, a woman who was now mated to his twin brother instead of himself. After careful consideration of life choices that he has made, which could range due to his centuries of living, he could understand why she would veer away from him. He then chuckled slightly.

She calls me power hungry, he thought to himself humorously. If the goddess only knew. He looked down as kaimerian mark appeared on the palm of his hand. To transform himself into a kaimerian may look like it was for power, but it was all for naught.

It was actually penance for what he did to his own brother years ago.

Office

Gyokuro breathed a sigh of relief as she sat in her chair of her small office. She couldn't really believe her luck. She had survived an encounter with the makai counsel turned kaimerian after suffering close to debilitating damage and then survived an encounter with an enraged makai back at base. She had thought on the words of the one in charge of her and she could only smile.

A very, haunting smile. With just being in control of Fairy Tale, she was safe, however, it all changed when Synntech came into the picture and warped her ideals and mission…and that lead to Varron to implant a device in her head to poison her by having her youki turn against her if she was to rebel against them.

What's the worse that could happen to me, she questioned before she found herself forced into the wall by an irate Varron. Growling, he backed hand her across the face that caused her jaw to dislocate from the blow and threw her to the ground. Disoriented, she looked up in time to see Varron summon a wall of flame towards her. Her cries of pain and agony was muffled due to Varron leaning over and placing his hand over her mouth. She looked into his eyes in fear as he started to shred what was left of her clothing, leaving her naked.

"Now what was it that you told me earlier?" he questioned playfully as he unzipped his pants and allowed his cock to be free. "That I was out of your league, right?" She could only whimper as his smile turned into a malicious grin. "Challenge accepted, you elitist bitch." And with that statement, he had entered her violently. From outside the office, her scream could have been heard from miles and miles away.

New Jerusalem

"…you're kidding, right?"

Kal and Keito were literally clinging to the side of the headquarters of the nights as Keito had finished explaining to Kal of what the girls did during their time away from their men, to which, Kal could only shrug.

Although, we did compare the girls that we loved to video game characters, but who am I to judge, he thought to himself before looking to his right and saw Keito look down with a blush.

"Yeah," she murmured before looking at the spider makai. "Ayane, boldly as she fucking pleases, asks us to rate you guys with performance in bed from one to ten." Kal could only blink and blink some more before shaking his head.

"Okay," he began. "I have no room to judge you, Keito, if I am rated so low on the totem pole for you." He could only grin as she playfully smacked his shoulder before leaning her head onto it.

"Prick, I couldn't even say anything of that subject. We haven't even done that yet, let alone that I'm a-uh…I mean…"

"Hmm, what was that, Keito-chan?" he asked her playfully as he poked her side gently. She squirmed before looking at him seriously.

"I didn't say anything."

"Mmhm."

"Seriously, Kal, I…"

"It sounded like you were about to say that you are a virgin."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…later," he replied finally after a brief moment of silence.

"Huh?" she asked.

"We could change that status for you later if that is what you want."

"ohmygodyespleasethankyou!" Kal laughed softly before Keito could huff in amusement before placing her head back on Kals shoulder. Another moment of silence came before Keito said, "It wasn't as worse as what Kokoa Shuzen stated in that conversation." Now, Kal was normally not going to ask for specific details of THAT particular can of worms but he would bite.

"By the gods, what did she say about poor Rex?"

New Jerusalem, Park

"…bish, wha?" Rex asked, confusion clearly on his face. In front of the towering god was Kokoa Shuzen, fourth daughter of Issa Shuzen, who only looked down and held up two fingers. "Ok, but…hold on…I mean…bish, what? Why? How? We didn't do- "

"I KNOW THAT!" Kokoa shouted, who went up to Rex in a hug, hoping to calm him down, to no avail. "I wasn't thinking."

"Clearly," he muttered before looking at Kokoa once more with a small grin on his face. "You know, despite the fact that I am a god who has been alive for a couple of centuries, I am still a virgin." She looked up at Rex, shock evident on his face. "I just don't understand why you would give me that low of a number when you haven't even taken me on a test drive." He then chuckled as he felt a punch to his stomach.

"Oh please," she replied before looking up at Rex with a look of confidence. "I think I have a good idea. I am not my sister who lays with a man without going on a date. And besides, I bet with me, you wouldn't last two minutes with a vampire like myself." Regret is a feeling that most vampires are not used to feeling, but at that moment, with Rex towering over her with a grin on his face, she certainly feels regret for the first time as he leans down and whispered softly into her ears that had sent chills down her spine; words that would haunt her; words that would, ironically bite her in the end.

"Challenge accepted."

New Jerusalem, Knight headquarters witch's lab

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Yukari was banging her fist on the counter in Ruby's lab from what she had heard. Ruby placed a fist in her mouth to keep herself from laughing herself. Mizore, Kurumu, Gin and Kuyo laughed softly while Tsukune chuckled a bit before looking at Moka with a slight grin on his face while Moka shook her head glaring at Yukari.

"It's not funny, Yukari," Moka replied through clenched teeth. She felt her wrist being grabbed before her attention was back on Tsukune.

"While I am extremely honored, Moka," he began. "I believe that Kokoa just might regret her choice of words."

"I for one second that opinion," Kurumu replied while sipping on her drink.

"Amen to that," Mizore murmured softly as she leaned into Kuyo's shoulder who looked at Kururmu.

"I, for one, am shocked that you ladies said we have no answer for we do not know," Kuyo stated, glancing back to Gin who nodded with agreement.

"I agree with you, man," Gin replied. "More shocked that came from you, Kurumu-chan." Kurumu's eyes glowed before she walked closer to Gin with a predatory grin on her face.

"Oh really?" she asked.

"…I would break you in a minute." That comment caused a grin to form on both Kuyo and Tsukune's face before turning to their respective loved ones and nodded their heads. Ruby then looked over to Yukari who grinned before shrugged slightly.

"Really, Mr. We-are-going-to-have-a-celebration?" Moka asked haughtily as she stared at Tsukune who had a shit eating grin on his face. "I do recall you haven't done so just yet."

"I will have your mind reeling before you will even begin to make me feel something, Gin," Kurumu said.

"Kuyo, my cookie will snuff out your flames before you could accomplish your goal," Mizore murmured to the fox demon. Yukari, already knowing what was going to happen, kept her mouth shut as she continued looking at her data while Ruby whistled a tune as she worked to improve her iron maiden spell. All three men looked at each other and then towards their girls with evil grins as they replied with two words in unison.

"…challenge, accepted."

New Jerusalem, café

"Now why did you go and asked them that, my dear?" Xanatos questioned as he sipped on his coffee. Ayane had her eyes closed as she looked back at her mate with a smile.

"Have to give the readers something to look forward to," she replied with a smile. Xanatos looked over to the readers and smiled as Ayane winked at the readers. "Besides, there is a lot of sexual frustration happening and I don't think it is going away anytime soon." Xanatos hummed and he was about to take another drink until he felt Ayane's foot massage his crotch. Smirking, he looked up to Ayane who had a sultry grin on her face as she looked to the direction of the bathrooms.

"…challenge accepted, my horny mate," said Xanatos, causing Ayane to shiver with excitement before chuckling. "I just can't believe what Hitomi said." He then laughed as her eyes flashed, indicating that she had casted her illusions.

"I know, saying that he was only an eight just because he wouldn't do hard with her," she replied before noticing a look on Xanatos' face, a look that she is familiar with. "…what did you say to your fellow makai lord, my love?" Xanatos chuckled before leaning forward and whispering something in her ear, causing her eyes to widen before laughing. "Contact him please." Shrugging, he grabbed on to her hands and concentrated.

…hey, Cervantes.

Sup, Xanatos.

Are you…enjoying herself as a dom?

Cervantes' bedroom

Cervantes grinned as he looked down at his bed. After sipping his water, he looked at the occupant of his bed.

"So, I'm an eight, huh?" he asked. Hitomi's eyes fluttered open and looked up to see Cervantes shirtless and grinning. She then found herself bound by strands of her own hair, tied on her wrists and ankles spread on his bed. Drool had already began forming from her mouth as she was gagged once more by his crystals, albeit very, VERY carefully. "So, I wouldn't be able to satisfy the inner sub within you, eh?" He stepped closer to her as her whole body started to tingle while a muffled moan came from her. However, there was no fear on her face, and she didn't even bother to command her hair to remove the restraints that she has on her right now. The look on her face was actually one of anticipation and arousal.

…give it to me, daddy. Cervantes chuckled softly before baring his glowing eyes down to her.

"…challenge accepted."

Sorry for the delay in my updates on the story. I upload this hoping to bring some laughs to some people's day. I will try to update this story every couple of months as I get a better idea what to do with Gyokuros character. Until then, have a great day and be safe.