I'm Dragonsinger. I'm a Virgo, I have a tattoo, and my best friend is a drag queen.

WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Silly Quotes I Like:

I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it anyway.

I'm athletic. I surf the net.

Normal people worry me. I tried to be normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.

I'm not lazy. I just run on energy saving mode.

Why yes, I do frequently burst out into song.

I'm NOT weird. I'm just cooler than you.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

TEIAM - problem solved

Who decided that paper beats rock? Let's test this theory. Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?

Whoever says that pizza is not good for you is so wrong. You can actually get every single food group into a single slice. You can't say that about much else.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet!

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Popcorn machines should be handled with care, safety glasses, and a human shield; usually a younger sibling or best friend.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Quotes I Like:

If you're so caught up in avoiding lightning, you may not ever enjoy a single thunderstorm.

The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

Just keep swimming - Dory

“May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.” - J.R.R Tolkien

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - Thorin Oakenshield

Home is behind, the world is ahead - J.R.R Tolkien

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light - Albus Dumbledore

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. - Marauders Map

If you have any questions PM me!!!