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 Author has written 29 stories for Destiny, Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, and Mass Effect. This Is Sarcasm here, and welcome to my profile! Profile image not done by me, my gecko takes full credit. Things About Me: I have autism spectrum, ADHD, and a bad case of over-active imagination. This combination often leads to me getting swept up in a fic idea, and wind up losing steam partway through because something else has caught my interest. I do not, however, intened to abandon anything completely. I'm a Catholic, and I enjoy reading, writing, baking, and reptiles. I have an adorable baby Leopard Gecko named Pippin, and he is currently having early puberty. Heaven help me. What to expect/not expect in my writing: I'm a fan of bromance and buddycop situations, as well as clean(ish) humor. I'm not a fan of romance, and though I will indulge in the odd ship, it will never really be a major focus, so expect mostly platonic stuff from me. I prefer to write action and sci-fi, with angst thrown in for flavor. I also prefer to work with existing characters, so don't expect an army of OC's.There will be NO explicit sexual content in my fics, NO homo(don't like, don't read), NO explicit depictions of torture, rape, or child abuse, and NO... uncanny valley level super-weirdness. You see that sometimes in fanfiction, stuff that just ain't right but doesn't fit into any specific catagory of odd. Projects Currently Working On: Losing Time, Taking My Own Way Down(Destiny 2): Asher Mir: genius, ex-Warlock, failure to his fireteam, and ticking timebomb waiting to go off. Allison Rose: Iron Lord, legend lost, the first Nightstalker, grieving all that she knew, and possibly the exact hero humanity needs. Two very separate stories converging on one collective tragedy, intertwining with the powers of the vex and the Darkness itself. And it's only just beginning... Out of Tricks(Mass Effect Trilogy, Post-War): When Garrus and Tali find what seems to be the perfect kid, Thracius suddenly finds himself the adopted son of two galactic heroes, cousin to 15 young krogan(and climbing), and witness to rising war with the Terminus systems that might just tear the galaxy apart. Oh, yeah, and the 'hero complex' runs in the family, just like the 'cranky sidekick' and 'stupid ideas' things do. Oh, boy... Challenge Accepted(Mass Effect AU): The Javik and Garrus buddycop fic that nobody asked for. Written on a dare, subject to discontinuation if I get too bored with it. A Crew and Their Fluff(Mass Effect Trilogy): Drabble dump for Normandy Crew fluff bits. Creature Comforts(Mass Effect Trilogy): The crew all have those little things that make each day easier. Here they all are. To Trails End(series): Things go differently for Crow when the Young Wolf is far less forgiving. Devastated by a horrible truth, he follows one of his strange dreams to a reality where there are no Guardians; a place ripe for picking by the Hive. Finished Necessary Evils(Mass Effect Trilogy): One-shot. And alliance with the Leviathans has been secured, and Javik is none too happy about it. What Will You Do After?(Mass Effect Trilogy): One-shot. Kasumi asks a simple question; "What will you do when the war is over?" Two Guys and a Vaporizer Gun(Mass Effect Trilogy): Wounded and bored, Garrus draws up plans for a hand-held Thanix... which goes as well as one might expect, when he drags Javik into the plan as well. The More Things Change(Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): Garak returns to the station to get his stuff, and finds his friend up to his neck in the usual shenanigans. A Pinch Of Sugar(Destiny 2): Fluffy one-shot involving Asher Mir and a disagreeable Sugar Glider. The Chance was Gone(Destiny 2): Feltroc lost more than her life working for Calus... The Devil Grinned(Destiny 2): Rull's greatest defeat was not on the cabal homeworld, but on the Leviathan... The Stars Wept(Destiny 2): Jarus lost it all, including his mind... The Sun Set(Mass Effect/ Destiny 2): In which Javik is found by Calus. Planned/In-Progress The Parting Shot(Mass Effect Trilogy): Involving how Garrus lost his leg, why Javik isn't dead, and how the Terminus War really started in Out of Tricks. |
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If I Could Start Again by Taaroko reviews
Stormbreaker strikes Thanos a couple inches to the left of where it does in canon, with much more satisfying results. However, revenge alone won't fill the voids left behind by all that Thor has lost. Time travel canon-divergent AU. Heavy focus on the Brodinsons. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 262,067 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 12/17 - Published: 6/7/2018 - Thor, Loki
Jurassic World: Why So Blue? by WhenBooksFly101 reviews
"Raptors are pack hunters." as Blue had always heard Owen Grady, say. Her pack was her family and they were always there to protect, aid each other, and provide emotional support. They were together from the beginning and Owen was always their "Alpha". But then the park fell and all that Blue had in life fell with it. (Full Summary Inside!) High T for violence.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 287,062 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Velociraptor, OC, Owen, Barry
Another Butterfly Effect by ScribeOfRhapsody reviews
Having woken up with the flu the morning they were supposed to leave Insomnia, Ignis is forced to remain behind while the others journey to Altissia. Perhaps it was fate, because he was exactly where he needed to be to help Lady Lunafreya escape the city. Luna/Noctis. Ignis/Aranea.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 210 - Words: 381,991 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret
Book-wyrm by Night Hawk 97 reviews
Let's do something different. Bilbo Baggins is not particularly ancient, or the lone member of a once great race of skin changers. He wasn't cursed, he's not on probation. He hasn't got a grudge to fulfil or a debt to repay. Bilbo is a completely ordinary dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,738 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Slytherin Through Time by Mikill reviews
With a sly smile he eyed the time turner. It gleamed like gold, just the way the Malfoys liked it. With this, he could save his son. He went for the door but came to a sudden halt when realization hit him: With the time turner, he could save more than just one person. (Draco-centric time travel fanfiction, 3rd year)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 94 - Words: 232,356 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Sirius B., Draco M., Severus S., Neville L.
ME2: Revised by Ender Mahe reviews
A retelling of Mass Effect 2 with some structural changes to smooth out the narrative. The Council especially, but also the Illusive Man, the Alliance, and the racial governments make a lot more reasonable decisions. This is a rewrite of a previous effort to write ME2 that flamed out because of the compounding narrative problems from the base game. FShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 8/21 - Kaidan A., Liara T'Soni, Joker, Shepard
For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. (Alternate ending begins chapter 84)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 296,872 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard - Complete
Jayfeather's Conclusion by Typholius reviews
This story takes place after The Last Hope so pretend Bramblestar's Storm didn't happen. Instead, the stars have gone silent and Jayfeather realizes his destiny is more than just the Power of Three prophecy. But something ominous lurks on the horizon and he will need to choose between faith and freedom.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 178,498 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 8/23/2016 - [Jayfeather, Briarlight]
A Thousand Words by Ailee17 reviews
Harry never could have predicted how much his life would change after making a surprising discovery at the Dursley household the summer before Second Year. The young wizard returns to school looking for answers, and ends up finding a whole lot more. Snape/Harry mentor fic. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 168,597 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 4,895 - Follows: 7,100 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Marauders by EvelynWn reviews
"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs: Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers left behind a legacy that every teacher remembers. They keep it a secret so future Magical Mischief-Makers can't follow in Mischief-Making footsteps. This is the story they don't want you to know, all seven years of it. Don't forget to hide the evidence, the spell's simple: Mischief Managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 175 - Words: 378,611 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Mass Effect: Newton's Third Law by Raven Studios reviews
The Reapers have arrived. The war has begun, and already the galaxy crumbles. Reunited with old friends, aided by new allies, Shepard finally finds herself face-to-face the enemies she's dreaded for years...while keeping Cerberus at bay with one hand. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 788 - Words: 796,895 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 9/30/2017 - [Kaidan A., Shepard] Garrus V. - Complete
Tales We'll Tell by jsmulligan reviews
Who is the Speaker? What set Eris on a collision course with a Hive god? What happens if Cayde-6 gets left alone for too long? Cayde-6 vs Lord Shaxx in the Crucible! Lord Saladin suffers a loss. Is there anything the Drifter won't eat? A collection of one-shots and side stories. Rated T for Destiny. Cross-posted to AO3. Do not post on other sites.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,255 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/23/2020 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Lord Shaxx, Cayde-6, Lord Saladin, Eris M.
The Light Beyond by Saint Reaper101 reviews
Earth has been decimated, its lands infested with hive, taken and fallen. The last remnant of the light grows brighter at the defeat of Oryx. A Baron rebels against his Kell and House to reclaim what his race once had, and an object in deep space is discovered by Dead Orbit. Discovering a new galaxy full of races that may help bring hope to all under the banner of the Traveler.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,811 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 5/20/2016
Redemption for the Blue Hearts by TheGirlWhoLikesTooMuchStuff2.0 reviews
"Oh, my God," Bruce whispered. "That's right. He's coming, isn't he? Thanos." Dr. Strange glanced at Wong and the both of them looked lost. He shook his head. "I'm sorry, who?" Loki sighed and rubbed his aching head. These idiots really didn't know anything did they? "Well, it is just marvelous to be back on Earth." SPOILERS! AU where our favorite God has a bigger role in A:IW/E.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 284,807 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Nebula
It'll Be Fun by MaybeALittleBroken reviews
With all the attention focused on the Hive the Vex are quietly putting something into motion. When Ava stumbles across a dead Ghost containing valuable knowledge she ends up trying to unravel a confusing web of time without losing herself, or her fireteam, to it.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 4/16/2016
You've Got Time by Ridgeline reviews
"No one can open the Vault alone. I opened the Vault. There was no one with me but I was not alone." A team of six entered the Vault. Kabr fought and died. Praedyth was captured. Pahanin ran. Two were cut away, and one hid. This is the story of before that, and after. Or: A story about falling off of cliffs, and the consequences thereof. T for language, violence, and alcohol.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,528 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2019 - Published: 1/4/2019 - Ghost, Cayde-6, Shiro-4, Guardian - Complete
A Fateful Hallowe'en by RavenclawJo reviews
A 'What would would have happened if Lily lived' fic. The story begins on All Hallow's Eve, 1981. Voldemort heeds Severus's pleading and does not use the killing curse on Lily, choosing to blast her out of the way instead. This small act changes everything...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/11/2019 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guardians Never Die by Matteoarts reviews
Three Guardians are said to have defended humanity and the Traveler in their most dire hour. A Hunter, of flesh and blood, torn from his past into the future. A Titan, of metal and circuit, searching for her true purpose and identity. And a Warlock, born of both Light and Dark, eager to prove herself to her comrades. This is their legend.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 89 - Words: 317,409 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 7/13/2015 - OC - Complete
When the Sun Winds Down by jsmulligan reviews
Titan Claney Beamard and a new fireteam are assigned a challenging mission. While they are in the field, Ghaul strikes and the Light is lost. Can they cope with this new reality? What does it mean to still call yourself a Guardian? Sequel to "A Not So Simple Patrol". Rated T for Destiny. Cross-posted to AO3. Do not post on other sites.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,772 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 8/13/2017 - OC, Cmdr. Zavala, S. Hawthorne, Devrim Kay - Complete
Can Mischief Truly Die? by ChristianOtaku reviews
*Infinity War Spoilers* This isn't really a fix it. All that happened in Infinity War is true. What we know about Loki and Asgard is true. Nothing has changed, or has it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 129,870 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Thor, Loki, Thanos
in the night garden by MerciaLachesis reviews
The first time Steve sees Loki he throws up. And, hilariously (or not so hilariously really) it is also perhaps the first time it isn't because of his pathetically weak immune system. / kid!Loki, kid!Steve, 1940's, feat. Loki's lips sewn shut and Sarah Rogers. (trigger warnings include mentions of abuse, language and minor body mutilation) /
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki
Above All Shadows by wedgetail reviews
The Avengers made one last attempt to take down Thanos and failed again. For Loki, stranded back on Earth, only one possibility remains - time travel. So he goes back, determined to kill Thanos. But when he ends up further in the past than he'd intended to go, he wonders if he could pull off something far more ambitious. Time travel, fix it fic. Canon divergence after Infinity War
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 147,788 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/17/2019 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Thor, Loki, Thanos - Complete
Sins of the Fathers by geekymoviemom reviews
Tony Stark would never describe his relationship with his father as anything other than difficult. So what would possess him to agree to become the guardian of some random kid from Queens? Peter Parker lost his parents when he was barely old enough to remember them. But when tragedy strikes again during the Stark Expo, it's none other than Iron Man, his hero, who rescues him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 319,129 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Hidden Souls by Dawnstorm101 reviews
INFINITY WAR SPOILERS AHEAD. The heroes lost. Thanos won. He snapped his fingers, and half of the universe, including Loki and Peter Parker, dissolved, leaving a grieving few behind. But... there's still hope. Hope for all. If they can find the strength to fight for it. (Sequel to Hidden Heartbeat. IW fix-it. Potential Avengers 4 spoilers within.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Turtle, Peril, and Cliff's Halloween Adventure by Sandshadow9 reviews
For the past few nights someone has been sneaking into the royal crypt, and tonight Turtle, Peril, and Cliff decide to investigate...but things aren't always as simple as they appear.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Peril - Complete
before the angels tread by whotellsyourstory reviews
"You're just going to leave me alone here – like – like – here's some years back, fix it!" Shepard had always made the fool's choice. Finally, karma took pity on her. Or not.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 147,400 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 1/1/2018 - [J. Garson, Kaidan A.] Miranda L., Nihlus K.
Squawk by KarToon12 reviews
Robert Muldoon knew he was signing up for a lot when he decided to return to Jurassic Park...he did NOT sign up for a friendly raptor to get attached to him. (An AU in which Muldoon survived the first movie and is now a part time warden/full time advisor at Jurassic World.)
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2018 - R. Muldoon, Velociraptor, Owen - Complete
Royal Protocol by TheAsset6 reviews
[Co-written with roguehearted] Noctis didn't think things could be worse, not when Lucis lost to Niflheim and he was saddled with an imperial escort everywhere he went. Prompto had resigned himself to his fate long ago, although assassinating the prince was looking a lot more difficult than expected. Unlikely friendships form as the two attempt to change their fates and worlds.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 197,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum
Burnt Stars by thefifthchris reviews
Thor is tired of losing everything, so when the universe spits him out in a time where he can fix it all, well, even Thor would be foolish to not seize the opportunity. Or, Thor becomes the king he was destined to be and has the power and knowledge to change things. Middle fingers up to your secrets, Odin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Thor, Loki
Mistakes Were Made by doodly-squat reviews
At the start of his senior year in high school, Prompto is starting to wonder where he fits in amongst his royal friends. Is he merely Prince's Noctis' comical best friend? Sure, he's the guy who lightens the mood of a tense room, but he's also the one person who is always guaranteed to trip over his own feet. One decision though, will change everything.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,995 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum
Hidden Heartbeat by Dawnstorm101 reviews
INFINITY WAR SPOILERS BEYOND. Thor had to watch Loki die. Again. But Loki's always come back before, so this time isn't any different. Right? (Fix-it fic. Prequel to Hidden Souls.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Whether 'Tis Nobler by scarletdestiny reviews
Spoiler Warning: DO NOT READ unless you have seen IW. Sort of AU from the movie - one major change from the film that plays an important role in the overall story arc. Summary: Balance can only be rent asunder by one thing: chaos. [Can be viewed as a direct sequel to "Legacy of the Trickster."]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Thor, Loki, Thanos
15 Seconds by Jayfeattheris Awesome reviews
A series of one-shots telling the tale of Silverhawk and Martin; how they met, how they lived, and how the greatest friendship ever forged came down to a sacrifice and the promise of a little boy. "How do you cure death itself?" Meanwhile, a web of secrets is unweaving, and it's an old menace who's pulling at the threads...*Prequel to Fever, follows and continues past Wolfsbane*
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,522 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Crow, Human, Cayde-6, Lord Saladin
Learning Curves by Carmen Wayne reviews
A story-or, rather, a set of scenes, moving through time, about how the retainers of the prince regent of Lucis had to learn to work around his eccentricities before he even reached adulthood.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 1/23/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Introductions by doodly-squat reviews
Prompto is determined to be Noctis' friend, but Ignis and Gladio aren't exactly welcoming the newcomer into the Prince's life with open arms. It's a good thing Prompto is armed with a chipper disposition and a heck of a lot of perseverance.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,955 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 5029 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Twelve Days of Destiny 2 by Amberstar of Thunderclan reviews
On the twelfth day of Destiny 2, my true love gave to me; twelve things 's ruined! A countdown to Destiny 2(much less cheesy than it sounds)! Watch as new Lords of Iron are named, Hunters reminisce, Cayde dumps barrels of Thrall spit on people, and War Chickens are bred. Yes, I did say 'War Chickens'. Deal with it.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Ghost, Cayde-6, Lord Saladin
Mass Effect: First Law of Thermodynamics by Raven Studios reviews
Despite cutting ties with Cerberus, Shepard's work is never done, and Liara is locked in a dangerous game. A confrontation with the Shadow Broker is inevitable, and other forces have begun to move. Lair of the Shadow Broker as told through 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,634 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 4/6/2017 - Liara T'Soni, Jack, Shepard - Complete
The Dragonets Aren't Coming by The Squid Guy reviews
AU. The Dragonet Prophecy was never created; Clay has grown up a normal Mudwing, with no acts of heroism to his name other than managing to get his entire troop through the Sandwing War. Now, with a queen ostensibly at the Sandwing throne and a world ostensibly at peace, he just wants his life to calm down. Unfortunately, a certain Skywing queen doesn't seem to want that to happen.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,359 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 1/11/2016
How To Be A Rogue by Amberstar of Thunderclan reviews
AU. The Lazarus Project fails. When the Commander fails to turn up to save a certain Turian, a mysterious band of strangers steps in, and offer Garrus a job he can't refuse. Lives are at stake, and with one old friend dead and others unreachable, he must become the spearhead against the Collectors. Can he even possibly hope to finish what was started two years ago?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,927 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Legion, OC
Of Consensus and Fur by Amberstar of Thunderclan reviews
After further consensus, we have decided it is time for a sequel. Legion and Socks are back, and our favorite feline has plenty of a mark to make on the crew of the Normandy! From making people's lives difficult, and interrupting Thane's down time, to stealing Garrus' visor(and Kasumi's heart while he's at it), Socks will go above and beyond from his perch on Legion's head.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2017 - Published: 12/22/2016 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Legion
Rising by Amberstar of Thunderclan reviews
The Traveler never visited the Fallen. Centuries after when the Whirlwind should have hit, an expedition looking for a world to farm ether on discovers the perfect planet to save their choking race. But they soon discover that it's already inhabited; and this new people is fighting a desperate war against the Dark. One that, sooner or later, the Eliksni may have to fight as well...
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,064 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Crow, Ghost, Human, Fallen
A Bump In the Night by xElementFivex reviews
Prompto was fairly sure his apartment was haunted.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Is Ebony Really all that Good? by ThreeBulletNecklace reviews
Noctis thinks Ignis should let him try some of his prized coffee. Ignis vehemently disagrees.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Under a War-Torn Sky by SpicyDog99 reviews
AU. The peace meeting fails, horribly. Burn and Blaze are dead; Blister sits atop the Sandwing throne, and the dragonets have fled into hiding. But as the new Sandwing Queen turns her gaze on the rest of Pyrrhia, the dragonets discover that the end of one war spells the start of another…
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,540 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Complete
Someplace to Sleep by cherrymilk reviews
For #FFXVWEEK on Tumblr! Theme: [free day] sleepover. The party is down two tents, so they end up crammed into a little room for the night! A fort is built, and dinner is had.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Complete
The Universe We Hold Inside by Eclectic Muse reviews
One night while out on a school stargazing trip, Leo Fitz makes a discovery that will impact the entire world. Faced with sudden fame and the looming apocalypse, he must decide just how far he's willing to go in order to save his best friend and love of his life. AU of the 1998 movie Deep Impact.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,709 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 9/21/2015 - J. Simmons, L. Fitz, V. Hand, G. Ward - Complete
Once More Into the Fray by 1991Kira reviews
We've all seen the stories where Shepard goes back in time. But what if it was everyone's favorite turian instead? Shakarian, ME1, Time-travel. COMPLETED. SEQUEL UP NOW.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,235 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Blue Moon: Book One: Untold Secrets by InkblotLeaf reviews
It's a moon after the battle with the dark forest but the memories are still fresh. Life goes on in all the clans but is there room for one more clan? Three kits have been born, destined to save a clan, but not their own? Read as they discover theirselves and their destinies. Rated 'T' because of battles and just because it's Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,467 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Complete
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The Long, Long Walk reviews
Crow is stuck, but it's not all bad news; he's been offered shelter on the Normandy, and Spider can't hurt them here. Shepard now has an unkillable paracausal warrior, and his 'not-an-AI', Glint, is a complete cinnamon roll, but it's not all good news; he's half-starved, in culture shock, and has a bad case of trust issues. He might need work, sure, but who on this ship doesn't?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,299 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/15 - Published: 9/15 - Joker, Shepard, Dr. Chakwas, Crow
What If: Your Light Is A Dragon reviews
What if... a Guardian's Light was an actual dragon? A series of small accounts of how things might have been if Guardians could turn into great lizards at will. Saladin said it, and I took it as a challenge.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10 - Crow, Cayde-6, Lord Saladin, Osiris
What If: The Gifted and Enhanced
What if... superpowers, both mundane and extraordinary, were commonplace? An account of what might have happened if Garrus grew up in a Turian Hierarchy obsessed with normality, and the consequences thereof.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard
What If: Saladad reviews
What if... Lord Saladin found Crow before Spider could even catch a whiff of him? An account of what might have happened if Crow was 'raised' in Felwinter Peak.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22 - Crow, Lord Saladin - Complete
To Trails End reviews
Things go differently-and far more disastrously-for young Crow. Devastated by the truth, he follows a terrible dream through The Howling, and emerges into a reality where there are no Guardians. No Light to stem the tide of Hive threatening to pour in. What's a lone do-gooder to do, aside from the obvious? But the dream gets worse, and worse, until he hears a word; Reapers.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 8/13 - Garrus V., Thane K., Shepard, Crow - Complete
Out of Tricks reviews
It's hard to adopt a young child when most are afraid of your scars... but somehow, Garrus and Tali manage to find the one in a million who doesn't mind a missile-rent face. But as Thracius soon discovers, being a Normandy kid is complicated; your family extends to Specters, the Shadow Broker, and 15 Krogan cousins(and climbing). And then, there's the Terminus Systems problem...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,967 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/21/2017 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] OC
Challenge Accepted reviews
AU. The Garrus and Javik buddy cop fic that nobody asked for. Starring: Garrus, as The Wildcard. Javik, as the Killjoy Partner. Julia Shepard, as The Chief. Feron, as The Incompetent Secretary. Kasumi, as That Guy In The Chair. Their mission? Fight crime, throw pineapples, rinse, repeat. Oh, and cause property damage, of course! But what happens when one of their own is murdered?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Garrus V., Kasumi G., Shepard, Javik
Post Scorpionis reviews
AU. Five year have passed since the Scorn betrayed Uldren. The Reef is ravaged, and the System is in limbo. The dominoes fall when a Ghost finds her Hunter; one who chooses the name Orion Sol, and bears a dark legacy. Decades-old charades, ancient lies, recent losses, and painful experiences are all about to crash to the surface, and its going to wake up something nasty.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 8/14/2018 - Ghost, Ikora Rey, Uldren Sov, Pahanin
The Black Cape Cafe
There's a cafe for bird-lovers on the Citadel. In the hub of the galaxy, there's no telling who might walk-or fly-in through the doors.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2020
Losing Time, Taking My Own Way Down reviews
AU. War is a dark thing. Being consumed by a parasitic Vex arm is also grim. So is being ripped from everything you cherish by the Darkness of the Vault. As the Cabal slaughter their way across the system, fates meet, and people put things on the line they didn't know they had. A dark retelling of the Red War, told from the PoV's of Asher Mir and a time-tossed Iron Lord.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,219 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 11/20/2017 - OC, Lord Shaxx, Lord Saladin, Asher Mir
Wrath reviews
The Wolves took her family and her eye. The Taken stole her Queen. The Red Legion sent her people into hiding, unable to help as humanity was slaughtered. The Barons took the last of the Sov line, leaving her stuck as Regent. And now, the Traitor Prince has shattered her fealty with murder. They once called her 'Queen's Wrath'. Now, the Wrath is hers, and hers alone.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2018 - Petra V.
Sever reviews
She was on Mercury, talking to Osiris. He was in the new War Room, reading a report. But they both felt it, the severing of the fireteam Link. They both felt their Hunter die.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Cmdr. Zavala, Cayde-6, Ikora Rey - Complete
Creature Comforts reviews
Even amidst war, tragedy, strife, and personal problems, each member of the Normandy crew, from Shepard, to Tali, and even to Javik and Wrex, have those creature comforts, those tiny things that make each day just a little more bearable; be it a simple cup of coffee, or grind core at ninety decibels while binge watching all the MCU films, here they all are.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Thane K., Shepard
The Parting Shot reviews
[Prequel to Out of Tricks]The Reapers are gone. Shepard is dead. And as Garrus tries to pick up the pieces of himself, and Javik prepares to face the end, fickle fate lands them on the same planet. A 50,000 year old failed mission, and an insane mercenary thought to be dead, have combined into a deadly powder keg that they'll have to work together to defuse. Somehow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Garrus V., Javik
Ragnarok reviews
In 2186, a beam of Dark Matter was injected into the sun Dholen, and Tikkun soon afterwards. Commander Shepard was killed. The massive Reaper turned to other systems, destroying them systematically. The races of the galaxy fled on the delayed vessels of the Andromeda Initiative, turning to the distant galaxy in hope for safe harbor. That hope has been dashed. Welcome to Andromeda.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Legion, Hannah S.
A Hunter, Osiris, and a Dirt Bike reviews
Exactly what is sounds like. Sagira thinks it would be awesome to get her Guardian on a dirt bike, in Simulant Past, with a Hunter, but NOOO; as per usual, he's no fun at all.
Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Ghost, Osiris, Sagira - Complete
The Sun Set reviews
The protheans are gone. The sun has set on their time in the galaxy. But the last of their kind wakes, 50,000 years later, not to the faces of the Normandy crew, but someone far more menacing. He doesn't care. He only needs revenge, after all; what's the price of becomeing a Shadow compared to the destruction of the Reapers?(set-up for larger AU)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Javik, Calus
The Stars Wept reviews
Jarus did indeed, burn his mind to become a Shadow. But it was not a choice. And he will never forgive-not Calus, not himself, ever.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Calus - Complete
Necessary Evils reviews
Shepard has secured an alliance with the Leviathans, but a certain prothean is none too pleased. Can Garrus survive a visit from the ticked-off avatar? More importantly, can he get Javik to cool down his conniption fit before a planet gets blown up?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Garrus V., Shepard, Javik
A Crew and Their Fluff reviews
Drabble dump containing fluff bits from everyone's favorite crew! Consumer Warning: product contains backsass, bromance, sarcasm, bad ideas, an unforgivable amount of Garrus, what not to do at a furniture store, and more. If you are allergic to any of these, DO NOT READ THIS FIC!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Garrus V., U. Grunt, Shepard, Javik
What Will You Do After? reviews
"Maybe I'll just live." More Normandy crew fluff, takes place during Citadel DLC. Consumer Warning: contains witty humor, alcohol, nicknames, Garrus being a sucker for his friends, Garrus trolling said friends, and a Shepard who hates disorganization. If you are allergic to any of these, DO NOT READ THIS FIC!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2018 - Garrus V., Ashley W., Shepard, James V.
The Chance Was Gone reviews
There was a day where Feltroc was filled with despair above all things. The day she killed Caiatl. The day she nearly killed Jarus. The only day she pained, because her chance... it was gone.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2018
The Devil Grinned
In a last, desperate act, Rull leads his people's finest warriors on an assault on Calus' domain. It is not in battle where he loses himself, but on the floor of the throne room, dying... A re-telling of how Rull became a Shadow, because I found that lore tab lacking in something.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2018 - Calus
Two Guys and a Vaporizer Gun reviews
After being injured groundside, a recovering and bored Garrus enlists the help of an equally bored Javik to build a hand-held Thanix. Out of boredom. It's a great idea, he's sure of it! Consumer Warning: This fic contains backsass, cabin fever, jibes, insane weaponry, hints of Talibrations, and sarcasm. If you are allergic to any of these, please refrain from reading.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Javik - Complete
A Pinch Of Sugar reviews
Petaurus Breviceps. Flying members of the possum family, marsupials. Commonly known as Sugar Gliders. For some reason, this particular Huntress carries her pet around with her wherever she goes... and for some reason, Asher Mir has been selected as today's brief and unlucky pet sitter.
Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Asher Mir - Complete
Big Win(The Heavy Caliber Rounds Song) reviews
A Destiny parody of "Escape(The Pina Colada Song)". An ode to an accidentally dismantled Ironwreath-D... EARNED in Year Two.
Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2017
Be Prepared! reviews
A light Queen Scarlet parody of "Be Prepared". Got inspired after multiple tries and fails with other fandoms.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Scarlet
We Are The Crucible reviews
A Destiny parody of 'We are the Champions", as sung for Iron Banner. Personally, imagined Shaxx and his fireteam howling this at the top of their lungs after a long day of making kinderguardians cry.
Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Lord Shaxx
Do You Wanna Do The Nightfall? reviews
A Destiny parody version of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman". Basically, how we all feel after a long day of failure in LFG, desparately looking for a raid team...
Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Complete