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 Author has written 160 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Mario, Arthur, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Final Fantasy VIII, Doug, Scooby Doo, Hey Arnold, SpongeBob SquarePants, Naruto, Harry Potter, South Park, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Shakespeare, Five Nights at Freddy´s, My Little Pony, Twilight, Death Note, Pac-Man, Kingdom Hearts, Beavis and Butt-Head, Supernatural, Final Fantasy I-VI, Bible, Mega Man, Legend of Zelda, Hetalia - Axis Powers, King Of The Hill, Flintstones, Family Guy, Grand Theft Auto, Rick and Morty, Justice League, Misc. Cartoons, Fault in Our Stars, Hamtaro, Godzilla, Game of Thrones, Toy Story, Invader Zim, Blue's Clues, Star Fox, CatDog, Bleach, Inuyasha, Star Wars, Big Hero 6, Shrek, American Dad, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Big Bang Theory, Bubsy, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Bee Movie. The saga of Dickfart is over now. Thank you all for joining me on this amazing quest. It's been a pleasure. I wrote all 160 of these fics with my fiance in mind. I wanted to passive-aggressively paint an abstract picture of how he made me feel about life, entertainment, people, the world, and myself. Make of this what you will. There's no point in elaborating. I haven't written a single troll fic since I took the aggressive action: dumping him. I don't have anymore troll fic in me, because the stress, anger, pettiness, and bitterness are gone now. But I'm gonna leave all these fics here for people who got a kick out of them, because humor and lightening the fuck up is the shit. Try it. And in case some of you are wondering: yes, you all have my permission to use any one of these fics. Quote them. Rewrite them. Read them on youtube. Pick them apart. Love them. Hate them. Despise them. Ignore them. You all have my blessing. Enjoy! Special thanks to Darfur Maxx and Lanky Kong. 3 And booooo. Booooo Travis. Booooo. |
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Life At Pizza Hut by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Silver The Hedgehog works at Pizza Hut. His manager is Vector The Crocodile; Both enjoy many good times at Pizza Hut alongside plenty of coworkers and friends, sometimes embarking on stupid adventures: This is what life is like at Pizza Hut. Over 1000 chapters. It's no use not to take at least one look at this epic tale of Sonic guys at Pizza Hut. And its 10 years old!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1064 - Words: 503,114 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/15 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Silver, OC] Vector, Charmy
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 1,973,032 - Reviews: 17050 - Favs: 9,496 - Follows: 8,685 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Princess Bubblegum Farting by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
What happens when you have a cute princess who is bubblegum fart all over the place? A whole lotta gassy bubbles, that's what.
Crossover - Adventure Time with Finn and Jake & Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2020 - Published: 7/17/2010 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Toadette] Vivian - Complete
Onionhog by Onionhog reviews
Shrek likes Shadow, the most popular guy in the entire High School. But does Shadow notice Shrek? And will he ever notice Shrek? Shrek can only hope Shadow notices him someday and that they can become friends, or even boyfriends! Please leave constructive criticism, all reviews are welcome!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2019 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Shadow, Maria R., Shrek, Princess Fiona
Chosen by Arceus? by Allison Illuminated reviews
Ash Ketchum may be the single most powerful trainer to ever start out at age 10. Unfortunately for the rest of the world, he's not entirely sure what to do about it. Aura!Ash, OP!Ash. Not serious in the slightest.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,120 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 10/10/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Gary O./Shigeru, Arceus
Luigi's Masturbatory Odyssey! by juicydickhugger reviews
Luigi likes to fap. He wants to fap so much, he will cover the etire Mushroom Kingdom with his spunky man juice. Whill he acheive his dream of jerking it in every locaton? Or will he be huimiliated? Find out!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Luigi, Daisy] [Wario, Waluigi]
The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,328 - Reviews: 3656 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
Bud Gets Castrated by Darfur Maxx reviews
Title says it all he is gay in this and also Travis does it.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018 - [Bud C., Arthur R., DW R., OC]
mega man meets fuck man by juicydickhugger reviews
mega man is fighting dr wily one day when all of a sudden a new challeger showed up. how will the blue bomber react to his new foe, fuck man?
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Spongebob Goes to the Store by Stensil reviews
What will happen when Spongebob and Patrick go to the store with Squidward?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 9/4/2017 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward - Complete
Shows over folks by ParanoidParrot076 reviews
(((Chapter 3 is somewhere else on the internet...)))
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Morty S., Rick S., OC - Complete
Jerry's big boy balloon adventure by sawseboss reviews
Jerry finds himself in a strange world with only balloons. Fan fiction about Jerry's Game
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Jerry S. - Complete
The Lasaga Legacy by Exfactordomc reviews
Garfield goes on an epic quest to find his lasagna
Garfield - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Arlene, Nermal - Complete
the ballad of waluigi by juicydickhugger reviews
Waligui has a message to a certain fat man clad in yellow and purple. He pours out his love in the only way he knows how: with a loving, sexy ballad meant for the loev of two men. It's sure to mak your heart race! Notw safe for work or your wife.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2017 - [Waluigi, Wario] - Complete
sacue by fuckfuckfuckawwjidosopjfAE reviews
sauce
Rick and Morty - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Morty S., Rick S.
Sweet Salvation: A Homer and Flanders Love Story by juicydickhugger reviews
A brand new Homerotica experience is here as Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders discover that they love one thing: sex! With each oter! This is no dream!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Homer S., Ned F.] - Complete
Totally Morty-fied by JackHabbit reviews
Rick's reason for rejecting Morty is a shocking and unexpected one.
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
Here Comes Garfield: An Unofficial Dramatic Novelization by Muchacho1994 reviews
I like Garfield too much. It's probably not healthy. Curse you, Asperger's.
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Odie
Fidget Mortys by HookahSocialism reviews
Rick discovers the new fidget spinner craze.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Complete
Fidget Spinners At Hogwarts by thebetterstarwing reviews
Albus and Scorpius use fidget spinners in class, but not everyone approves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Neville L., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Gardevoir's Harem by sinfulnature1123 reviews
A male Gardevoir by the name of Mage gets some good advice from a friendly legendary, and begins his journey to make a harem of his very own. Pokemon yaoi harem.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Complete
Jungle Love by frofox reviews
A beutiful love story
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Donkey Kong - Complete
Arthur's Battle Royale by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
The kids are forced to fight to the death. Only 1 gets to live. Who'll it be? -complete-
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Complete
Honest Trailer presents Pokémon: The Anime by Rarity92 reviews
Honest Trailer tackles...the Pokémon Anime...god, this is gonna suck.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Complete
DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS by 2p-talian reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 135 - Words: 30,791 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America
BibleBob ChurchPants by Muchacho1994 reviews
What if the cast of SpongeBob SquarePants were Christians? Click this story to find out what happens when SpongeBob finds Jesus! R/R
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2016 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs
Harry Potter Becomes a Clown God and Kills Everyone at Hogwarts by ham on italian bread w cheese reviews
In this exciting installment in the Harry Potter universe, Harry Potter becomes a clown god and kills everyone at Hogwarts. That is why the title is Harry Potter Becomes a Clown God and Kills Everyone at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
Captain Falcon's Throbbing Cock by juicydickhugger reviews
Captain Falcon really admires his rooster, if you know what I mean. He's just itching to tell you about it and what it does. And by itching, I mean... throbbing!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Captain Falcon - Complete
Stuck In the Sex Cave by Terry Lynch reviews
Mario is trapped in Bowser's dungeon... but does he even want to escape? Cutting edge story
Mario - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2016
Zootopia VS The Furries by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Zootopia is invaded by furries!
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Complete
The Ayy in our Lmao by A Rock Obama reviews
Short story of how I thought the Fault in Our Stars should have ended.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
Shadow-chan goes to school! by Shadow-chan desu reviews
JOKE STORY In this high school story shadow-chan needs to win the love of Shrek senpai! The villain Anpanman will stop this gayness if it's the last thing he does! Love desu senpai and BAKA! LEMONS LATER IN THE STORY!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2015
Piccolos Present by ComicsNix reviews
Piccolo arrives at Vegeta s house with a present in hands. What could it be? How will Bulma reacts to this special gift Piccolo prepared to his fierce rival?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Bulma, Piccolo, Vegeta - Complete
The Nano-fic by Make FFN Sensible Again reviews
Tremor230 thinks he can write the world's shortest fanfic. Here's a nice slice of Murkrow pot pie he can eat. Note: If this is against the guidelines, please let me know and I'll take it down.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Electrode/Marumine
Mother of Pearl by trollingnuthing reviews
A troll-fic...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Squidward, Pearl
BEN Drowned and Jeff The Killer (BoyXBoy) by SayWeCanFall reviews
My first fanfiction. BEN Drowned and Jeff The Killer WARNING: BoyXBoy
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2014
My First Shrekual Encounter by TBWarrior720 reviews
1st person green text style Don't be fooled by it's length, it gets straight to the action. Definitely a must read for the brogres.
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Shrek, Princess Fiona, Donkey, Puss In Boots - Complete
Sinister Smile by Lgostudios reviews
A Jeff The Killer poem
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
Stinky Daphne Farting Velma Poots by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Daphne farts, Velma smarts. Shaggy craps, Fred traps. And Scooby Doo decides to act beyond his bland character stereotype. But that's not the point: Why you ask because he point is, this is just another typical Scooby Doo plot; With Daphne's farting problem leading into a farty Smellma. Great summary, huh?
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Velma, Daphne - Complete
Sonic And Tails Throw Ball by yungtown reviews
Sonic Works at Arby's There was a day at Greenhill Planet where Sonic and Tails were playing a game of ball throwing. "Catch this." Laughed Sonic. "Ha okay!" Tails laughed too. Except, Sonic threw the ball way too far, and it went over Tails head and was missing. "Well.." said Sonic. "You're an idiot for not catching the ball!" Tails was upset, "Sonic, I tried my hardest!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013
Jon Arbuckle by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Jon depresses himself while Garfield gets a cheap laugh.
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle
Krystal's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
The evil Star Wolf has stolen Slippy's cereal, so Star Fox must get it back, without Fox. On the way, Krystal gets gassy. And Falco gropes bread.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Krystal, Falco L. - Complete
Caillou faces existence by HyenaAA reviews
Caillou is having an ordinary day helping his Mommy make breakfast when the home is beset upon by living bullet's intent on having children.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Tetris Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
...they're blocks. They are friggin' blocks. They shouldn't be capable of doing anything. Let alone breaking wind. Yes, I am a teeny bit insane, stop asking.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
Sonic In A Dress by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Who would have thought that a way past cool hedgehog would love such a girly thing? Obviously not Shadow and Silver. Or Vector, for that matter. Why did I do this to Sonic is beyond me, folks.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sonic
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL by DarkDoomFireMaster reviews
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings. It is known as the most addictive story online, and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school. This story contains no graphic descriptions and all the High School students are 18 years old.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,386 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sonic - Complete
The Song of the Dodo by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde poops on the carpet. Co-written with glow vomit. this is honestly the best thing here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
The Official Brony Code by Jlargent reviews
The essential code for all Bronies!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
Vegeta vs the Chicken by LordCaldrin45 reviews
A chicken gives Vegeta a bad coupon, and a fight ensures. Based from family guy.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Vegeta
Rub Me The Right Way by KatLeePT reviews
Genie longs for Aladdin to rub him the right way just once. Slash.
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Genie, Aladdin - Complete
Friday by Saoto reviews
A Pokémon Pearl Creepypasta.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Drifloon/Fuwante, Platinum B. - Complete
L is a Pedophile! by 2 things-apples and shinigami reviews
It's a oneshot. Not very funny...I guess...but I would be honored if you would read it! It's my first fanfic. R&R please! Rated T.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2010 - L, Light Y.
Pong Sex by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
I really am a sick crazy bastard.
Pong - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Toilet Troubles by Imaginewhirledpeas reviews
Oh god. Some one deleted the toilet. Dark humor.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Marceline The Farting Vampire Queen by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
After toying around with the Ice King, Marceline gets cursed with the prospect of farting. Sadly for Marceline this turns out to be worse than she thought; it hinders everything she does! Does the Ice King finally have the advantage over Marceline: possibly since Marceline's Farting Problem will bite her back in her stinky vampire butt!
Crossover - Adventure Time with Finn and Jake & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Marceline A. - Complete
Rouge's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
When Rouge comes in to swipe the Master Emerald yet again, Knuckles gets lured in to Rouge's beauty... too bad she rather fart all over him than smooch up.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rouge - Complete
Sandy's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Sandy and Spongebob go to Goo Lagoon, but when Plankton schemes an evil plot, things start to get... dangerously cheesy...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sandy, Plankton - Complete
Amy Rose's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Amy had too many chili dogs, and Vector is looking for the enclosed instruction book.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Amy, Vector - Complete
New Game Plus by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºAkihiko/Minatoº Given a chance to start all over again, will Minato be able to make a difference in his future? An exploration of what New Game Plus could really mean.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,756 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Akihiko S., Protagonist - Complete
10 Reasons Orochimaru Is A Pedophile by XXnarutoyaoiXX reviews
10 Reasons Orochimaru Is A Pedophile. Crack. 'Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Orochimaru - Complete
Brick By Brick by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
A princess, a thief, and a look into the building of a tumultuous relationship. Bewarned: lime and swearing. Complete.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,470 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
Batman by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Stupid
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Butters QuEEEEEEEEEEEEEzno's Incident by brokenxhearted91 reviews
butters gets horrific diarrhea from queeeeznos
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Delicate by Ace-of-spades3 reviews
30 Romances, Theme 26: Oxymoronic, Ananias: It's your average Boy meets Rat, Boy loves Rat, Rat had romantic obligations regarding amnesiac of same species, Rat gets heart broken by amnesiac of same species. Hardly an epic, but I like it. AxF
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Amarant C., Freya C.
Intercontinental toilet of Balamb by monsterquaff reviews
What did happen later
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2004
How the Grinch Trolled Fanfictionnet by Ellcrys reviews
All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
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Love Me Dearly reviews
Ash loves Misty more than anything, but he doesn't have the courage to tell her. That is, until she finds out by accident. Read and review! My self-esteem depends on it.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 9/12/2017 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Brock/Takeshi, Pikachu - Complete
My Billionaire Space Colony Craves Gay Hedgehog reviews
Feeling awfully Tingle'd, are ye?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Lanky Kong reviews
Sorry I don't update more often...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Luigi, Toad - Complete
Dumbledore Does Gay Things reviews
For those of us boycotting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2018
Truly Tasteless reviews
I'm almost sorry I wrote this. Almost. OK, not really.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Tommy P., Lou P. - Complete
Fastest Sonic Fic reviews
I dare you to write a faster one.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Complete
Cheese Farts reviews
The only Bubsy fanfic worth reading.
Bubsy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2018 - Complete
Call Me Maybe reviews
Bulma's still in love with Yamcha, but she's realizing she has feelings for Vegeta now. What a pickle! A lot can change in 3 years, though.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 9/13/2017 - [Bulma, Vegeta] Yamcha
Luigi reviews
DON'T CALL LUIGI STUPID OR I'LL NEVER READ OR REVIEW YOUR STORIES AGAIN!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Complete
Congrats! We're Not Dead! reviews
We here at the Dickfart family wish you all a blessed and joyous New Year. Except for people who give long-winded and bad reviews about nitpicky grammatical preferences. Just ignore them from now on. You'll be happier knowing you didn't stroke some butthole's ego. That's the only reason they leave those reviews, you know. It has nothing to do with you. They're full of themselves.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
America Has Two Nuts reviews
Do nut be alarmed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2017 - England/Britain, America, Russia - Complete
Faster than the Speed of Fanfiction reviews
I don't think this fic is fast enough. What do you think?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Sonic, Shadow, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, OC - Complete
The World's Shortest Mario Poem reviews
Or so I presume.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Mario - Complete
Comedy in a Can reviews
This is comedy at its finest. It's sure to be immortalized in the annals of human existence.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Sheldon C. - Complete
The Secret of Life reviews
Look. Tweek and Craig are kissing. Ha ha. Made you look. There's nothing here but a stupid fanfiction page. But you're invited to jerk off to this if you're feeling so inclined.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Kenny M., Jimmy V., Timmy] - Complete
More Sex reviews
The much anticipated sequel to the time honored classic "Sex" by Super Salty Edgelord. Come in and see what everybody is raving about! This is the next Twilight right here! - IGN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Santa Claus is a Whore reviews
Frieza gets his way at last. Merry Christmas, dongholes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Krillin, Frieza - Complete
Doug's Existential Dilemma reviews
Heeeeeeeeere it comes.
Doug - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,160 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Doug Funnie - Complete
Farted Mario reviews
Back fight mushrooms the.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
Triggered reviews
This is a story all about how an enemy more insidious than the Galra tried to hijack Lance for their own sexual pleasure, a sensation they would threaten to kill innocent people for. Spoilers: tumblr is that enemy.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Lance
Date Night Dustyshy reviews
Some lucky bloke won himself a date with Fluttershy. A sexy date. Tee hee.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Fluttershy, OC - Complete
Super Salty Arnold reviews
Arnold sure does have a lot of strange folk in his life.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017
Super Salty Aqua Teen reviews
Who doesn't want to read a collection of stories about Carl and the anthropomorphic McDonald's trash he calls neighbors?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017
Can't Understand Nothing Today reviews
If only Bella weren't so delicate and clumsy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flatulent Army Rip Twice reviews
Rouge gives Amy a valuable lesson on getting any man she wants.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Sonic, Amy, Shadow, Rouge
Attack on Fidget Spinner reviews
You spin me right round baby right round, like a fidget spinner, right round round round.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Eren Y. - Complete
Krystal's One True Destiny reviews
Or, the one where killer mobs of furries are invited to the Cornerian government to take part in a special sporting event involving Krystal in tight pants. If you've got it, flaunt it, baby! Also, Fox done messed up, son. He blew it big time. And then it blew him.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Fox M., Krystal, Falco L., Slippy T. - Complete
Two Pedophiles and a Brony reviews
Guy-sensei approved, because he's not in this fic. Also, Orochimaru and Jiraiya are gross pedophiles that got what they deserved. Believe it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Jiraiya, Itachi U., Orochimaru, Kisame H.] - Complete
Super Salty Family Guy reviews
More trash based on another of Seth MacFarlane's incoherent mouthpieces. Expect Peter to die a lot. I hate him so much.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Peter G.
Super Salty American Dad reviews
Just some brief peaks at the general happenings of all those zany little denizens of Langley Falls.
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Roger
Super Salty Clorox reviews
With the super whitening power of Bleach, I give you yet another fun-filled drabble collection. Accepting requests, as always.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Ichigo K.
I am Sleep reviews
Jeff the Killer and Sonic . exe, a love story.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Sonic
Scoreggia per Mario reviews
Non mi sembrava di smettere di sbattere in qualsiasi lingua. Mi dispiace, il mio italiano è un po 'arrugginito.
Mario - Rated: T - Italian - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2017 - [Bowser, Mario] - Complete
Super Salty Arthur reviews
A collection of oneshots and drabbles for Arthur, mostly revolving around George and how much he sucks. Feel free to comment with any suggestions on how George should die, or whatever.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Arthur R.
Dragon Ball Super Salty reviews
Not to be confused with Dragon Ball Super. Here is a collection of miscellaneous drabbles about all those lovable Saiyans and all the sticky situations they wind up in. Taking requests!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2017
Princess Peach Has Diarrhea reviews
This is exactly what it looks like.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Super Salty Dreamworks reviews
A vast collection of drabbles and other stories of roughly that length. Mostly Shrek and Bee Movie, but other DW movies maybe. Comment if you have a request. The weirder, the better.
Crossover - Shrek & Bee Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Shrek, Donkey, Barry B.
Super Salty 6 reviews
Here is a collection of Big Hero 6 shitposts, crackfics, and garbage. Accepting any and all suggestions.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada
Shrek and Shadow Have a Baby reviews
Two lonely souls. One fateful encounter at the swamp. A love so powerful it'll shake you to your core. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll fap til your hand falls off. Welcome, friends, to the greatest love story on the Internet, now with an Mpreg twist!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - [Shadow, Shrek]
Old Man Sex reviews
Dagnabbit, these old geezers need some sweet lovin', too. Kids these days. NO RESPECT.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Prof. Rowan/Prof. Nanakamado] - Complete
Do I Dazzle You? reviews
Lucario and Gardevoir, a love story. Based on the greatest love story ever told: Twilight.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 3/22/2017 - [Gardevoir/Sirknight, Lucario] - Complete
A Story Aboot Pokemon reviews
Kanada is NOT Unova's hat. It is its own socially progressive utopia, eh? With all the hockey, maple syrup, and poutine you can possibly dream of, Kanada is the ultimate Pokemon region. You'll be singing "Se Fourre Le Doigt Dans Le Cul" for generations after reading this!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 3/22/2017 - OC
Suck My Kakarot reviews
A pimp named Frieza is the most notorious pimp in all the universe and demands new recruits, which brings the saiyans to planet earth. Goku, however, has no interest in selling his buttocks to the forces of evil today.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Frieza
The Ewok Who Died for Our Sins reviews
I was receiving a handjob from my girl - she has this good technique where she places the palm of her hand on the glans and "rotates" around it. Of course, this is extremely sensitive and it feels incredible. She has never done it right before I was about to orgasm and as she did - I blew my load mixed with urine all over her and the bed.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2017 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] Darth Vader - Complete
How to Please a Woman reviews
Vegeta's quest to find the g-spot. Will he succeed? Come in and find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 9/6/2017 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
This Ends Now reviews
Love is merely a social construct. With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Kikyō - Complete
It Burns When I Pingas reviews
Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Sonic, Amy, Shadow - Complete
Pass the Bleach reviews
Everything is temporary.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Dog Has Chipotle reviews
Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable.
CatDog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Complete
Love Sucks reviews
In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
ROB Has a Bad Day reviews
Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Fox M. - Complete
Blue's Poos reviews
Frank, the world is a lie.
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Complete
You're All Doomed reviews
Existence is a lie.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Dib, Ms. Bitters - Complete
MarioFartedexe reviews
There is only pain and darkness beyond this point.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Mario, Luigi, Sonic - Complete
There's a Snake in My Boot reviews
End it now, while you still can, I love you. I love you so mu-
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Buzz Lightyear - Complete
You Can't Miss It IT'S GREEN reviews
Wow. It's possible that I've finally written the fic that I'm going to hell for.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Cumquat reviews
What David Essex is. "That David Essex is a foppish cumquat." ... "dude your girl is such a cumquat" ... I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Dean W., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Game of Thrones: A Summary reviews
I don't want to watch it. Stop telling me to watch it. Everything I need to know about it is in this fic!
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Jon S. - Complete
Sponged Bob Splooge Pants reviews
The chronic masturbatory tale of a Sponge and the square he keeps tucked away in his pants.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2017 - [SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick] - Complete
A Blowjob at Arby's reviews
YOLO would also have been a good title for this story. It's high in moral fiber and part of a balanced breakfast.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
A Big Fat Hamster that Eats its Poop reviews
A realistic look at the daily lives of hamsters.
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2017 - [Hamtaro, Bijou, Pashmina, Penelope] - Complete
Gay Bowserrr reviews
What did I say while I was high?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Bowser - Complete
Your Date With Goku reviews
What goes on between you and Goku stays between you and Goku.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2017 - [Goku, OC] - Complete
Capulet and Montague, a Modern Take reviews
If the Capulet and Montague families were alive today, what would they be feuding about? It's all right here in this breathtaking story.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Complete
The Fart in Our Start reviews
Who am I? What year is it? What is this horrible place? I want my mommy.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Complete
Covfefe reviews
This is my hundredth fic. Sad! Special guest appearances by Charlie Sheen and the Annoying Orange.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Complete
99 Problems and They're All Naruto reviews
Sasuke's methods of attracting a mate may need work. Coffee Shop AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Fic C-98 reviews
Well, Rick did say there were infinite possibilities.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Jerry S., Rick S.] Morty S. - Complete
Novel Novel reviews
A carefully planned, canon-compliant novelization of the first Mega Man game. And maybe a few affectionate nods to the 90's hit TV series.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Rock, Roll, Dr. Wily, Robot Masters - Complete
Batman Twerks reviews
Batman and Superman must twerk together to save the day from a horrifying evil once more.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Toot Toot Sonic Farted reviews
I like my version better.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Sonic - Complete
Time to Myself reviews
I thought I might experiment in the second person. Today's victim, YOU, Hyuga Neji! Spoilers: Snape kills Dumbledore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Neji H., Hinata H., Tenten, Suien - Complete
Two Dicks, One Va-Jay-Jay reviews
Tales of beauty. Tales of romance. But mostly tales of Draco with no pants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.]
Morty It's Science Morty reviews
Life is meaningless.
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
A Date With Loc reviews
CJ promised Loc a date, and Loc has come to collect.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Carl J., OG Loc] - Complete
The Last Episode reviews
Family Guy is over now. Everyone go home.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Lois G., Meg G., Peter G., Connie D. - Complete
Mario Farted and Bowser-chan's Heart Went Doki Doki reviews
And now for a little slice-of-life backstory. Bowser-chan is my waifu.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Mario, Bowser] - Complete
Brock's Haiku reviews
Take my advice.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Brock/Takeshi - Complete
The Guy Who Vapes on Judge Judy reviews
Jimmy, why?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Jimmy V., Mr. Slave - Complete
Ash's Haiku reviews
This changes everything.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Sonic Does Robotnik's Mom reviews
Everything you need to know about this story is in the title.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Scratch/Grounder - Complete
A Heartwarming Tale of Brothers and Friendship reviews
A down to earth glimpse in the daily lives of the Mario brothers.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Mario, Luigi, Toad - Complete
Bedrock Buttbuddies reviews
These were simpler times.
Flintstones - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Complete
Universal Language reviews
America inadvertently brings about world peace.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Japan, England/Britain, America, Russia - Complete
More Dick than You Can Possibly Imagine reviews
I am become tumblr, destroyer of Internets.
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Complete
Tweek and Craig Make Love reviews
It's about to get real sexy up in here.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Mario Farted at the Wedding reviews
Oh just read the danm fic. Link's in it!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Rotted Arse and Dead Babies reviews
Snape is a man whose enlightenment is of the highest honor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
It's America, Betch! reviews
I want whatever America's having!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2017 - America - Complete
He Swang His Wang reviews
Tell me that's not heckin' accurate.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Link - Complete
WHAT THE FCK reviews
With all my fart and soul, I gift you all with ppppffffftfttttffttttt!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Delia K./Hanako, Brock/Takeshi - Complete
Raging Dong Anus reviews
Foxy is a tragic character. Don't you just wanna hug him?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Foxy - Complete
Sasuke's Itchy Butthole reviews
Existence is a lie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
A Jaw Dropping Revelation reviews
Harry and Hermione are having a shag one lovely afternoon, but Voldemort's ghost is a prat and decided to interrupt. Hermione was a tad displeased with that turn of events, and decided to let Voldemort know how she really felt about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 6/4/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort - Complete
The Mario Fart That Could Not be Trusted reviews
This is one hundred percent canon, by the way.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Bowser, Mario] Toad - Complete
Thy Kingdom Cum reviews
Some pre-supper coitus brings about an understanding. JudasxJesus
Bible - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2017 - [Judas, Jesus]
Anal reviews
Alice knew all along.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Edward, Jacob] Alice - Complete
Locke's Basement reviews
Locke keeps his dead girlfriends in his basement. This doesn't sit right with his living ones.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/17/2017 - [Locke, OC] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Doesn't Have Homework because He Killed Voldemort reviews
Harry Potter has a gun. He may also desire a May/December relation of one variety, or another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2017 - [Albus D., Harry P., Severus S.] Voldemort - Complete
Sex reviews
What more needs to be said?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Consensual Tampon Sex reviews
Fifty Shades of Gray sucks. It SUCKS. THIS is how it should have been written!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Mario Fart 64 reviews
This is my 64th fanfic! Review if you love me!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Mario - Complete
Dick reviews
Sam effed up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Dean W., Sam W.] - Complete
Lesbian Seagull reviews
Cum with me, lesbian seagull...
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Complete
Winnie the Poo reviews
Sora's best friend is a presumably sentient turd.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Sora, Pooh - Complete
Pac-Man Gives Donald Trump Head reviews
A flawless novelization of the arcade classic. Eat a pile of dong and go frick yourself, Adam Sandler!
Pac-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Complete
Nature's Way reviews
Toilets didn't exist on Planet Vegeta. Third class saiyans, on the other hand...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Vegeta, Brolly - Complete
Shadow Gets His Rocks Off reviews
Ever wonder what sex and love with a Chaos Emerald would be like? Shadow knows.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, Rouge - Complete
The Love Train reviews
A timeless epic. Like a fine wine, it gets better as it ages. Naruto x Harem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mario Farted: The Fartening reviews
Viewer discretion advised.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2017 - [Mario, Bowser] [Daisy, Peach] - Complete
Bee Movie is Jerry Seinfeld's Crowning Moment of Glory reviews
Ash learns that he's in a coma, and it all goes downhill from there. Based on the acclaimed "Ash is in a Coma" theory. Just a tad meme-ish.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Pikachu - Complete
The Right Thing reviews
Admit it. You were all thinking it, even if just a little.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Light Y., L, Ryuk - Complete
False Alarm reviews
"Hmph. Well, pardon me if your weak little friend's power level is so low that I couldn't even detect his passing," said Vegeta indignantly.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Goku, Bulma, Yamcha, Vegeta
Mario Farted In Ohio reviews
I wrote this because I care deeply about your happiness and well-being. Please take this lesson to heart.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Mario - Complete
The Rapture reviews
How would you spend your last days on earth? Doing something you love, with your most beloved kawaii-desu koibito? Yeah, me too.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
Mario Farted: Friendship is Magic reviews
Written on request. Pony sex, ebola, and all of the farts. Enjoy, you sickos.
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Mario, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Ash vs Special Snowflakes reviews
It's probably not what you think. Inspired by the sticky, gooey dreck stuck to the bottom of facebook and twitter. And hey, SJW's aren't the only people who suck.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Origin of Ash reviews
How was Ash conceived? Obviously a father was involved. Who, you might ask? It's all right here in this fic.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2017 - [Delia K./Hanako, Mr. Mime/Barrierd] Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Shocking Truth reviews
Kirito reveals all.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Woods and Woodsability reviews
"Ten out of ten, would flick mine bean to Darcy again" - Jane Austen, author of the acclaimed Pride and Prejudice. In this thrilling tale, Bella gets lost on the road through life, while Edward does his civic duty toward all human and vampirekind. This New York Times Bestseller is sure to be your absolute favorite story of ALL TIME for years to come!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2017 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Bronyplier reviews
The hooftube sensation Bronyplier has come to town. Everypony is thrilled to see him except, of course, those that aren't.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Sasuke Breaks the Fourth Wall reviews
Finally, a father worse than Goku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My Weiner Hurts reviews
Does it stink in here, or is it just me?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.] - Complete
Tender Juicy Chicken reviews
A night of passion and an old man's dying wish. Will Chica give him what he wants? Read and find out!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Chica - Complete
The Origin of Gallade reviews
Gallade is a tragic creature.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Gallade/Erlade, Raticate/Ratta, Joey/Gorō - Complete
Mario Didn't Fart reviews
Never take farting for granted.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Complete
Ron Weasley's Ginger Buttcrack reviews
Tally ho, old chap!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2017 - [Harry P., Ron W.] - Complete
The Blood-Soaked Crescent Theory reviews
You want to know why Zinnia isn't in Sun and Moon? I'll tell you exactly why! The biggest clue was glaring at you if you looked into Pokemon Moon's Mega Evolution Pokedex entries.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Salamence/Bohmander, Zinnia - Complete
The Most Romantic Story Ever Told reviews
Romeo and Juliet, as it was meant to be told. Read this and get straight A's in all your boring English classes 5eva!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Complete
To Hamlet or Not to Hamlet reviews
My high school English class spent no less than THREE MONTHS on Hamlet alone! Our education system is failing and it's entirely the government's fault.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Complete
Simon Gets the Mario Treatment reviews
Finn and Jake embark on a journey with Princess Peach, and learn the true meaning of friendship and understanding.
Crossover - Mario & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Peach, Finn, Jake, Ice King
Kirito Jerks Off reviews
Well, it was almost a drabble.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
The Tragedy That is Tracey reviews
'Member Tracey from the Orange Islands? I 'member Tracey from the Orange Islands! No one else does, though.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Gary O./Shigeru, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Tracey S./Kenji - Complete
White Boy Problems reviews
"Funnie, you're the load your mom should have swallowed," said Roger.
Doug - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Doug Funnie
The Brown Room reviews
You forgot that saiyans are aliens, didn't you?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Goku, Vegeta] - Complete
Mario Farted in Many Different Languages reviews
I thought the Mario section seemed a bit lacking in cultural diversity. Good thing Google Translate was here to help!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Mario - Complete
Having a Wonderful Time reviews
She pretended to smile and laugh, but inside she wanted him to go away and die.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Tierno - Complete
The Tragedy That is Ash reviews
If you think Brock is never gonna get a girlfriend, then get a load of Ash Ketchum!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Mario Karted reviews
And now for something completely different.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Mario - Complete
The Tragedy That is Brock reviews
Brock is so bad at getting girls that the ones in his own dreams don't even want him.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Brock/Takeshi - Complete
One Last Poem Before I Go to Bed reviews
You just got served, playa. Also, Advanceshipping sucks. Y'all have bad taste.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Ash's Bulbasaur/Satoshi's Fushigidane, Cloyster/Parshen, Billy/Yarai, Tierno
This is Why Ohio is Against My Religion reviews
Cartman and Butters get told.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Penishead and the Other One reviews
Breaking up is hard, but sometimes it's for the best.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2017 - [Dialga, Palkia] Arceus - Complete
A Truth Unlike Any Other reviews
An experiment, inspired by the smartest person on FF dot net.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Mario Farted: In a Gay Way reviews
The world would never be the same.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Complete
Guynecologist reviews
Abortion is a good thing. BUH-LEEVE IT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Szechuan Sauce at the Krusty Krab reviews
"You like the new Krusty Krab szechuan sauce, don't you, Squidward?"
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2017 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Arnold Betrays Iggy: Addendum reviews
Ah me. I sure do love lemon puddin'.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Sid, Arnold, Stinky - Complete
Mario Farted: IN SPACE reviews
This is literally the most important PSA you'll ever read in your life. Eat your heart out, SJW's. And rememember, drugs are bad, mmkay?
Mario - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Mario, Rosetta/Rosalina - Complete
Doggy Style reviews
"Scooby dooby do me, Fred," said you after this saucy tale.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Scooby Doo - Complete
Mario Farted reviews
The mushrooms fight back.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Complete
Broken Condom reviews
There was a little accident during the orgy, and now Vegeta's pregnant. But who's the father?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2017 - [Goku, Vegeta, Brolly, Raditz] - Complete
Funnie Gets Creamed reviews
Roger has a creamy surprise for Doug.
Doug - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2017 - [Doug Funnie, Roger Klotz] - Complete
A Wedding to Remember reviews
Squall and Rinoa's wedding day is finally here, and Squall is rather mixed about it. He loves her, but what is this strange feeling he has? Read and find out! Rated for some graphic violence. :)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Fondest Memories reviews
Goku shows up at Bulma's house one day and they reflect upon their fondest memories.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Bulma, Goku] - Complete
Shadow Has Diarrhea reviews
Shadow tried to be fatter than Sonic one day, but all the ultimate life form succeeded in doing was having the ultimate runs, and I'm not talking the Sonic kind of runs.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Mario Strokes His Wee Wee reviews
Prepare to cum buckets.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Mario - Complete
Tale of Suckage, a Mario Death Story reviews
Because you vile lumps of suck are terrible at video games, I now present to you: Every possible way Mario can die, the fanfic!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Mario
George Eats Horse Dookie and Dies of Death reviews
George sucks.
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Arthur R., George L. - Complete
Our Love is Ogre 9000 reviews
Goku arrives in a certain swamp and finds true love.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Goku, Shrek] - Complete