I'm a CSI nerd.
Would somebody PLEASE write some more Nick and Sara?

I do like other couples, I just think that Nick and Sara NEED to hook up!
And I shall continue to write Nick and Sara. That is not to say that I will not read a particularly well written GSR. But I mostly stick to Nick/Sara. I mean, who would you rather do? Nick or Grissom? (NICK)

Favorite quotes:

From "Pledging Mr. Johnson"
Sara: Fine suit. (pauses, looks at Nick with a smile.) And well, just fine.
Nick: That's harassment
Sara: Hey, we have one locker room and it's my job to be observant.

From "Pledging Mr. Johnson"
Sara: (To Nick) what's that smell?
Nick: I'm nuking a burrito.
Sara: Mmmm, junk food and radiation, good combo.

From "Pilot"
Grissom: If latex rubber and cooking spray went on a blind date, how would the night end?"
Charlotte: A lot better than ours did.
Grissom: I guess Pink Floyd's not your thing.
Charlotte: I wear cowboy boots and I work in a lab. What makes you think 'Dark Side of the Moon' synched to the Wizard of Oz is gonna warm my damn barn.
Grissom: I just thought it would be different.
Charlotte: (laughs) you wanna be different? Pin me up against a wall and lay one on me like you mean it. You're slackin' pal.
Grissom: How long until we get a "hit"?
Charlotte: Could be four minutes. Could be four days. But, you can bet your ass, she'll give you somethin'. She always does...
Grissom: ...Pin you against a wall?

From "Crate and Burial"
NICK: Yeah, but I got her a chem set.
SARA: You keep that; might learn something.
NICK: Stop flirting with me.

Other random quotes:

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -George Carlin

"If at first you don't succeed, Russian Roulette probably isn't your game." -Anon

"They got outsmarted by a squirrel!" -Corinna McDonald (my best friend)

"I used to live in Edmonton, Canada. There was a big sign downtown that said, "Jesus Saves!" And somebody spray-painted underneath, "and Gretky scores on the rebound." - Joe Ditzel

"In New York my apartment had every kind of insect, every bug imaginable. I had serious rodents. Mice in tap shoes. Rats in pimp outfits, "Gimme som cheese, bitch." -Billy Crystal