Modern AU one-shot collection based on your prompts, and sometimes just something that comes to my barmy mind. John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield) and my OC Wren, reincarnated through times and locations, and always finding each other *No Infringement Intended*

After a good deal of timeline fudging, Frodo Baggins is born to Drogo and Primula Baggins (née Brandybuck) before a certain Thirteen Dwarves and One Wizard set in motion a quest to reclaim Erebor. Needless to say, they are not pleased with the events cherry-picked from canon or the ones that are completely AU. (not a parody, cross-posted from AO3)

They should have known they couldn't out run fate's unkindness. They should have known better than to think their luck would hold and they could all make it. Just as success is finally in reach and hope is mounting in tired hearts fate catches them and strikes with a crushing blow. A brother's love may not be enough this time. Sometimes even the strongest aren't strong enough.

Un groupe d'elfes apparaît dans les jardins de l'Elysée et provoque la pagaille dans la vie de Laure. Des arrivées inattendues, des histoires d'amours et de nombreuses relations inter-espèce sont au programme de cette épopée fantastique.

When a mysterious letter arrives in Erebor, will Thorin and the Company find a happier ending for their beloved Burglar? Perhaps a trip to the Shire is in order. A Fem!Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield story.

Bluebell understands perfectly well that she and her brother are far too different. Where Bilbo enjoyed the comforts of home and complete lack of anything out of the ordinary, Bluebell craved the sightseeing of the world, to discover new places or visit grand ones already named. Bluebell, an immature and childish Hobbit, has been forced to remain under the care of her elder brother

Aghäte, a female half-elf / human, grew up in Dale during the time Lord Girion was still living. For many years, she has been looking for a way to get revenge on the dragon, Smaug. While doing research in Rivendell, she meets a company with thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a magician. - Story with several choices - [Thorin,OC] [Kili, OC] [Fili, OC]

"You have caught the eye of our young prince, haven't you, lass? Well, you are better than all those Dwarrowdams that dance and wink around him and his brother, if you ask me." Inneg made a face. Prince? Dwarrowdams? Caught the eye? What was the seamstress talking about?

Part 3 of 3: William Grey was an ordinary college student, until he got struck by a bus. Being the nerd that he is, he asked to be isekaied into the world of the Hobbit. Hilarity ensues. Genderbend warning (By request, AGAIN guess y'all really don't like that) PART 3 Tinyurl links: Part 1: /23y5f66r Part 2: /449wfxh8 Part 3: /xtn3n8hz

When is a bird not a bird? Lady Peregrine loves the sky and has been content with her simple life near the Shire. However, when a wizard arrives, she feels the stirring of half-forgotten and unwanted memories. With the promise of adventure and a dragon at the end of it all, she sets off with them on their quest. At the end of it she may find answers, even if she doesn’t want them.

Bilbo enjoys the elvin baths... SLASH RATED MATURE

It's been a bitter battle of the free peoples of Middle Earth vs an armada of Orcs at Erebor. All hope seems lost. Yet there remains a spark of hope in a handful of those who will keep fighting. But at what price? Can Thorin preserve the Line of Durin? Will Thranduil's children survive this bloody fight? Is Bilbo, the brave little hobbit good as dead? Is victory all but lost? BOTFA

Screaming I pushed even harder and finally the door closed with a loud thud, muffling the creatures roar. I screamed again. "I am nobody! Leave me be!" The creatures' efforts to get in the door seemed only to intensify with my screaming but it also made me more frantic. "I am nobody!" I sobbed.

Val is an experienced hunter; a Dúnedain descendant who has been trained not only by the Rangers of the North, but also by the Elves of Lothlórien. Guilted into repaying a debt, Val is thrust into a group of suspicious dwarves on a quest to reclaim Erebor. Along the journey many secrets and pasts are revealed, testing the strength of not only the company, but the quest itself.

Bilba Baggins is on the run from a stalker who's supposed to be dead. He hunts her from city to city in an exhausting cat and mouse chase whose ending can only ever be tragic. Or at least that's what she'd thought before she moved to Erebor.

Thorin Escudo de Roble reconquisto Erebor y ahora reina bajo la montaña. Ahora toca celebrarlo y pensar en el futuro no muy lejano, cuando él se retire a La Comarca y Fili herede la corona.

Bilbo has a dark secret that he does not want the company to know about. He is willing to do whatever it takes to keep this secret from them, but when one of his 'Brothers' comes to him with a summons from their 'Mother', he has no choice to comply; whether he wishes to bring the company with him or not. Warnings: Blood, gore, bxb, smut in later chapters.

Thorin knows that raising his nephews was the greatest gift of his life, but when one of his worst enemies that caused the majority of his past grief comes back and takes Kili, they set off into the darkness of the forest but Kili's family can't help but worry that he won't last long enough to be found. Kili whump! Protective Fili and Thorin!

On the way to Erebor, Bilbo becomes curious and wants to know why Fíli carries so many hidden weapons. Kíli has no idea, so they ask someone who does know the reason. When the truth comes out, it turns out to be something Kíli would never have imagined.

Fili and Kili have a little sister! Lets just say, Fili, Kili and Kara get into a lot of trouble! :) Their mischievous ways are often forced to come to a halt when they are battling torture, orcs and a group of enemies out to get them called the sinners.

I never thought that I would end up this way...trapped between two worlds, and never really know which one is real. Trapped between two hearts. I loved him once but it made me helpless. So I choosed another over him, but still I have to learn that I can not deny my true self. No matter what I feel, I have to help my friends to get through this journey and reclaim their home.

Princess Athena is far from impressed with how her grandmother ended her story and she wants to hear the happy ending to the story of the brave dwarf king and the witch from another world. She knows it has a happy ending but just how did her grandparents get there? Sequel to: An Unexpected Journey.

Silivren, the little princess of Mirkwood, is not a goody-two-shoes at all! She's loved by many many people, but even these people have to deal with her naughty behavior in a pretty strict way - the further, the more.

A conversation with Thranduil makes Tauriel give up being a brat and come back to the Woodland realm. But what is awaiting for her there, and what sort of discipline will the king give her?..

Adaira grew up on the island of Hegg, a half drowned and wind battered island off the coast of Scotland. When she finds herself in Middle Earth she is quite certain that everything is a mere hallucination, but she is soon to learn that all of her father's stories were true. Join Adaira as she discovers her past and her future with the Dwarves of Erebor.