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 Author has written 31 stories for Vocaloid, Azur Lane/碧蓝航线, Pokémon, and Misc. Games. Thanks for stopping by! I love writing, and sex, not much more to say. Lewd stories about my favorite characters, whether they be shipgirls, heroic servants, vocaloids... etc etc are so much fun! A Commander's Duty is my longest continuous fic, and Strangely Suruga is an ode to my one true shipfu. What else can I say? I write as time permits, and it tends to ebb and flow, so please be patient~. |
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The Submariner
Get ready for an adventure with the Submarines! These small, lithe, and quick kansen will surely make short work of anything but the most resilient of Commanders! Think you have what it takes to lead them? Better yet... do you think you have what it takes to handle the salt of your fellow Commanders?
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,263 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 2/2
Azur Waves, Crimson Desire
Many shipgirls at this port have long sought the comforts offered in the arms of their fellow kansen. A female Commander only further encourages this practice, and while this particular festival and fireworks display only comes around once a year, some of them still couldn't keep their hands off of one another long enough to watch the show! Thanks for the commission, Emperor Niro!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,067 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27 - Complete
Light of Sardegnia
The Commander has been infatuated with Littorio for some time, and even though he uses a myriad of toys to help him relieve whatever pent up desires he may be feeling, he just can't help but wish to be by her side! This is a commissioned work! A big thanks to NLE Floppa!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27 - Complete
The Song of Suruga
Suruga isn't thrilled about being assigned to evaluate the newly established International Fleet, and hopes for a quick return to the port in Tokyo. However, her importance is far more than she realized, and soon she discovers that she has a much higher calling than that of a tactician at her home port. In addition, the Commander proves to be a rather interesting individual...
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,807 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27
A Commander's Duty reviews
The life of a commander can be demanding, especially when he has so many shipgirls... sorry, shipfus... to care for. Like any man worth his salt, the commander in charge of this dock knows his responsibilities and accepts the challenge with grace, poise, and utter abandon. However, he knows all of them need his attentions...
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 334,929 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 7/16/2019 - Helena, Cleveland - Complete
Starlight
Mikasa has been by the Commander's side for as long as he can remember, but his feelings for her run much deeper than their professional relationship would suggest, but one day the conversation turns to the subject of his interest in shipgirls, and to her surprise she was the one he cared for enough, and he knew just what he had to do to prove it to her...
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,872 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19
Strictly Confidential
At a certain port exists two Commanders. This brother and sister team have proven themselves time and again to get the best results when they work together, thus they have the privilege of leading their fleet together. However, their bond as siblings is nothing compared to something much deeper... something they need to hide at all costs.
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14 - Enterprise
Iron Blood, Soft Heart
After pouring so much work into developing this research ship, the Commander can't help but become smitten with her. When he finally works up the courage to ask her out, she accepts his advances, and the rest, as they say, is history. Now he finds himself finally giving in to her and her insistence that he try the coffee that she is so fond of...
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13 - Complete
Sisterly Affection
Suruga has a secret that she's so far been successful in hiding from everyone, but one night a single mistake ends up revealing her extra equipment to Kii, who finds herself guiding her sister ship into a world of pleasure beyond anything either have ever experienced!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13 - Complete
Remember Me
The Commander's long-repressed past is brought back in full force upon the discovery of Junyou following an operation to retake the Marianas from the Sirens. Will she be able to convince him of the childhood friendship she's so certain they shared, or will the origin of their relationship forever remained shrouded in mystery? Thank you for your commission, TheFirstPeppillon!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,046 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10 - Complete
Belfast, Beloved reviews
The Commander has heard Edi's stories about her little sister, and awaited her arrival with bated breath. What would it be like, to finally know the head maid of the Royal Navy? Was Belfast everything her sister made her out to be? Fortunately, he would have the chance to find out for himself soon enough .
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 2/22 - Belfast
Little Deviances
This work is an anthology! Multipart chapters will share the same name appended with a part number for ease of posting/bookmarking. The theme should be pretty obvious!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,646 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/11 - Belchan, Z46
Singular Shipfus: An Azur Lane Anthology reviews
Some Shikikans choose to love a single ship despite the myriad of choices available, and the general consensus that there is no issue with polyamorous relationships at the port. (Contains both lewd and non-lewd chapters)
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/21/2020
The Azur Lane Choose Your Own Adventure Series reviews
I have something a bit different for everyone today. These chapters will have different characters each time, and they all come from my Choose Your Own Adventure activity in my discord server. At key points during the fic, users react to the outcome they would like to see, and I write the story in real time. The first chapter features Washington!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 3/26
Doting Big Sister
Atlanta and the Commander had plans for the evening, but her sister's concert date changed last minute... the Commander would never dream of putting himself before Atlanta's beloved sisters, even though they're married... Atlanta will find a way to make it up to him Happy birthday Horizon!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11 - Atlanta - Complete
The Admiral reviews
An Admiral out of time... taken from the frontlines of naval warfare in a world as we know it and thrust into a world where kansen are real. He served on many ships, but led the fifth destroyer flotilla of His Majesty's Royal Navy with the cunning and shrewd tactics needed to not only survive, but to thrive. So when he shows up on the Javelin, and immediately meets Javelin...
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 3/25 - Javelin
The Adjutant
Prinz Eugen has made it clear that no kansen will serve as the Commander's secretary. That responsibility falls on his newly appointed adjutant, though Z23 is by his side to help him accomplish his nonstandard duties. He is grateful for her help, but as they spend time together and steadily grow closer, a new feeling arises within him. He only hopes that Nimi might feel
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,837 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/22 - Z23
The Technician
It's a helluva thing, to be chosen by a shipgirl to act as their personal rigging technician. Ayanami made her decision, and it became apparent that their relationship would be more than just fixing up her rigging after action. How long will it be until they realize the spark that brought them together?
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,743 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/2 - Ayanami
Rest & Relaxation reviews
The Commander has been under a lot of stress recently... apparently the Admiralty doesn't like the young female Commander showing up their more experienced personal favorites. So she's been buried in work, unable to see to any but the most basic of necessities. However, Friedrich will be there to catch her when she needs her most... and she brought Graf with her!
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17 - Z23, Graf Zeppelin
The Cleveland Class Condition reviews
Cleveland wanted to keep her secret from the Commander, but he found out and reacted in a way she never expected! However, now he knows about the affliction that is endemic to each of her sisters as well. Newhalf/ladyboy/shemale/whatever the hell warning, in case you don't like chicks with dicks. Y'all get picky when I start trying to cater to more specific kinks, Jesus.
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/18/2020 - Cleveland, Montpelier, Denver
Pair of Aces reviews
Kaga and Zuikaku have shown their mettle to be exceptional, and a tiebreaker has been announced to determine the strongest kansen of the Sakura Empire's fleet... and the winner of a prize unlike any other. Who will win, and enjoy the fruits of her success? Perhaps fate has something else in store for the competitive carriers of the 1st and 5th divisions...
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18 - Kaga, Zuikaku
For the Love of Maids
The Commander assigned to HMNB Devonport has had relationships with his maids, Belfast and Sheffield, for some time now. He wants to bring things to the next level, but Sheffield is curious why he's getting home so late... will he be able to keep his surprise exactly that?
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19 - Sheffield, Belfast - Complete
Strangely Suruga reviews
The Sakura Empire has always favored the Commander of the Join Operational Naval Fleet a bit more than the other nations. When they send Suruga to test his mettle, however, things don't proceed quite as expected...
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 9/30/2020 - Complete
Domestic Bliss reviews
Graf Spee and her Kommandant share a wonderful life after the end of the Siren war.
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 7/31/2020
Futa Impact
Lumine, the Traveler, has been adventuring side by side with Barbara for quite a while now. Yet, lately she's felt something new, and always seems to find an excuse to be around Barbara... but... they're both girls, right? Would Barbara really reciprocate the feeling Lumine felt for her? More importantly... would Barbara accept Lumine for who she is?
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2020
A Tale of Two Sisters
Indianapolis has always been the apple of the Commander's eye... though he knows he needs to approach Portland first if he ever hopes to have a chance. Well, he's in for a lot more than he bargained for... After all, who wouldn't want two beautiful shipfus as their wives? Disclaimer: Futa content
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,347 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Portland, Indianapolis
Destiny Bond reviews
(Sorry to everyone waiting for the next AzurLane Story, it's in progress. I wanted to work on a different project first.) A US Marshal discovers that one survivor exists among yet another deplorable act in the horror that lies just beneath the surface of the idyllic world that is postwar Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2019
Salvation
You're saved from certain doom when it turns out that our world is merely a simulation. Why did she choose you, out of billions? Features IA Content warning: Mature, contains explicit content. Most of my work does. This is a one off short story I don't believe I'll be continuing work on. I'll be focusing on IA exclusively from now on unless a special request comes in.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Published: 5/11/2019
Judgement
When Noah finds himself in the afterlife, he is surprised to see that it is nothing like he expected. In fact, he learns that he was not expected at all. As he waited for his judgement, a beautiful girl with twin tails approaches him and offers an alternative...
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Miku H.
A Voluntary Reality Shift reviews
What happens when you lose the will to live? Someone saved you, but not in the way you were expecting. You were convinced that this was the only way, yet here you are. The world you find yourself in isn't like anything you've ever experienced. Neither is she.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 10/11/2018 - IA - Complete
You're Mine!
When Yuma asks IA to be his girlfriend, she is initially excited. Yet her tsundere tendencies get the better of her and her jealousy only increases as she sees the other girls flirting with him. Don't they know that he belongs to her?
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Published: 10/14/2018 - VY2 Yūma/66 (Roro), IA