The mistreatment of women appalls and sickens me. Such as women being sold into prostitution to pay off family debts, being used as playthings for other people’s amusement, women being used as hostages, assaulted, raped, stalked, murdered and underage girls being sold off to men for money. Any man who sexually assaults a woman should be castrated as death is just giving them a quick way out, it’s better to have them live the rest of their lives knowing they can never have sex again.

But that’s just my opinion.

Harry Potter challenge: Harry wields Excalibur.

Situation 1: Harry is sent back in time with Excalibur when moldishorts kills him in the forbidden forest.

Situation 2: Harry gains Excalibur at Gringotts through inheritance test/Sword in the stone style, horcrux in scar destroyed after grabbing sword, learns of dumbledolt's manipulations, cleans up Hogwarts.

Rules:

1. Multiple wives optional

2. Heir to founders optional

3. Horcrux hunted by goblins

4. Sirius freed through godfather ritual

5. Evil Slytherins no longer allowed in Hogwarts

6. Narcissa freed from Malfoy

PM me for any other details.

These are some of the quotes I've picked up, try and guess where they're from.

"Get up so I can kill you again!"

"I'll shoot the next one who does that line,"

"Your entrance was good his was better,"

"Did you talk to your mum Robert?"

"Well since dad’s in the garage all day I'm the only one she has to talk to. At least a buzz-saw has an off switch,"

"Did you understand that at all Assume? Eew creepy you're sleeping with your eyes open again,"

"Ah Daly, we're running out of time here!"

"Take that skirt off and get back there and fight solider,"

"I don't know whether to throw up or throw down,"

"He is swift, he is strong, he is sure, he is smart. He is unconscious,"

"Translation please,"

"Cortana, Cortana can you hear me in there. Hey Bitch. I didn't figure out the crossword yet, you can't go. Six across what's a seven letter word ..."

"I'm with you. I'm with you as I'm reading my book. Hold on I've got another chapter,"

"Raah. What was that? Since when was clubbing allowed?"

"In real combat there are no rules,"

"Oh is that so? Well then let's go another round no holds bar then you cheater!"

"Yeah, all righty then,"

"Ah there eat this,"

"Wah ha, you still have much to learn,"

"You ate that crazy girls cooking didn't you?"

"If you ate hers you should be able to try mine at least,"

"Please, I just want to live,"

"That didn't sound too healthy,"

"Hmm. Too bad we can afford a chiropractor anymore,"

"You all right, Bit?"

"Uhh,"

"I've seen bad shots before but you take the cake,"

"Now we're in trouble. Didn't he just use up all his shots?"

"Oh, we're doomed,"

"What's the matter? What's all the screaming about?"

"Somebody help. Maniac on the loose!"

"Come back here!"

"You can drive to the ends of the earth, but you can bet you're going to pay for what you did back there,"

"Stop firing. Just calm down. Let's talk about this,"

"No chance! Too late,"

"Let's kick some ass,"

"Hey man, what happened to my face?"

"Well, maybe your right side took one look at the other half and left. Left get it?"

"No,"

"Sit between you two ladies. Oh I couldn't do that, it's not proper you know,"

"Oh so ridged, come on,"

"But I might accidental touch you and that's not proper,"

"Master,"

"Our mentor,"

"Our teacher,"

"Pasta man,"

"I'll tell you when it's fixed. Hold that pipe up there Robert ok, hold it up,"

"It's hot, dad,"

"What are you a baby? Hold it up!"

"Oww,"

"That's only six down, I counted,"

"Seven,"

"I'm back, banged up and badder than ever,"

"I have got to work on my re-entries,"

"I still feel like an idiot doing this,"

"Who cares keep running or you'll cause a pile-up,"

"Oh all right!"

"This is really dorky,"

"Hey keep your distance,"

"Oh man, what an undignified way to take off,"

"Well what are you waiting for?"

"Ok, ok,"

"Oh this stinks, it's not fair! This was not part of my plan! I did not sign up for this crap!"

"Hmm,"

"Hmm. Hmm is good right?"

"It's a start,"

"There's no way to aim,"

"Sure there is,"

"I know, I know. Seat of the pants,"

"With your eyes lieutenant not your pants, just point at them and fire,"

"You fly, I'll shoot,"

"Hello. Shit,"

"We'll drive thank you,"

"I do not believe he is bluffing,"

"I do. There you go. What have you got?"

"Flush!"

"I cannot believe this,"

"I am your worst nightmare,"

"Well that's not good,"

"Is this guy totally zoned out or did he do all that on purpose?"

"You go a-wall and break nearly every rule in the book. I think I would have done more than just suspend you if only for letting down the team,"

"That's pretty rich from you, Otta, when did you put in team before yourself?"

"Up yours!"

"Um, what was that?"

"I think we're under attack,"

"Maybe I need to take some of that,"

"It don't cure ugly,"

"So hot, want to touch the hinnie,"

"Oh I get it, you've been up to your tricks hacking into HQ's mainframe again,"

"And the armour piercing shells,"

"Ok we're even,"

"He's always one step ahead of me,"

"Bazooka,"

"I have a permit for that,"

"Ian slow down a little,"

"Uh. I don't think so,"

"Hello privacy,"

"Hello axe murderer,"

"Hold it. You guys are under arrest,"

"What are you, night security?"

"Well no actually I'm ah pizza delivery,"

"Did I mention I study martial arts?"

"Hey guys check this. Wax on wax off, wax on,"

"Mouth off,"

"Hey everyone's a critic,"

"Touch that and I'll bite your hand off,"

"No problem,"

"Oh thank you Judy that was very quick thinking. Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor,"

"Oh my god,"

"Holy crap. This is, holy crap,"

"Oh my god this is holy crap,"

"Odd, odd? How about horrifying beyond belief,"

"Oh I hate mummies,"

"Glad to see me now?"

"Just like old times huh?"

"Great, well do you have any suggestions?"

"Yeah. Don't get shot!"

"Mickey put the rake down and get on the bus, you can finish killing your pet when you get home,"

"And heavy weather threatens to delay us even more, more than my god the has got to be the greatest ass I've ever seen on a man,"

"Hey look I made a bridge, only took me like what ten seconds,"

"We could have been a good couple, we could have had something special. But you one crazy ass bitch,"

"Stop,"

"To the right,"

"Left,"

"Dive,"

"Let me drive,"

"Looks like we have a little roadblock. Anyway you think,"

"I could un-roadblock that if I had about 200 of these, problem is I only got about ten. Plus you know five of my own and couple of cherry bombs, road flair,"

"Follow that ass,"

"He's nuts,"

"He no nuts, he's crazy,"

"I fear I may spontaneously eject nutrients,"

"Lying he is. Drunk he was,"

"Lying he is. Drunk he will be,"

"Dinner on me for whoever gets the first direct hit,"

"Sounds good, I'll go for that,"

"Don't count on it, he only says that because he's sure he'll win,"

"This from a guy who wears a cheese grater for glasses,"

"Hey, watch it, uncle Fester,"

"At last, a non-peaceful solution,"

"Oh shit! Retreat,"

"Come on, it's just you me and the rocks,"

'They destroyed my home. They will not get the chance to do the same here,'

"I hate it when he inhales his food,"

"Oh I like her,"

"About time someone hit him, I'm just sorry it wasn't me,"

"Abu this is no time to panic. Start panicking,"

"Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves,"

"Oh well come on let's have it, the usual destiny and honour speech,"

"Speech this,"

"Oh terrific, now we can all get reduced to hot burning slag together,"

"Shut up Rattrap!"

"Ding round one,"

"I love the whole sand-wall trick it was beautiful, bastard,"

"I'd like to crush his core,"

"It's head crunching time. Think fast,"

"It's hammer time,"

"And now the free flying turbo,"

"Don't even think about it,"

"How'd you know it was me?"

"I'm your mother I know everything. Now where have you been?"

"I thought you knew everything,"

"Window pain. What you feel in your head when you repeatedly beat it against the window,"

"Ah little grasshopper listen well to these words of wisdom. Only meditate between the flags,"

"I beg to differ cheese lips,"

"Pre-evolved bird brain,"

"Eater of garbage,"

"Sheesh, and they call me the immature one. Hey Optimus, are sure it was it a good idea sending those two out together?"

"Finally, I've accomplished something,"

"Terry,"

"A little busy right now,"

"Wow, what a bang,"

"Help!"

"Ah shut up I blow you up now,"

"Assimilate this,"

"Hey hi almost decapitated,"

"Warning assholes are closer than they appear,"

"Well I set a new fleet record with 78 units shot down. That includes friendly and enemy,"

"62 were friendly,"

"Man what a bummer,"

"Um, what's that look mean?"

"You made her cry,"

"Yeah, well better crying than dying!"

"I've never stood on a comet before,"

"Has anyone?"

"Good question,"

"I'm building something,"

"Building? What could you be building and why can't you tell me?"

"Cakotay are you there?"

"No I left an hour ago,"

"Seven minutes! How am I supposed to keep running for another seven minutes?"

"Ow, would you get your ear out of my eye?"

"I warned you, the bat mobile wasn't meant to carry two people,"

"All those billions and you think you could afford a back seat,"

"We're loose. Can you get us out of here in 30 seconds?"

"I ain't heard no fat lady!"

"Forget the fat lady you're obsessed with the fat lady. Drive us out of here,"

"What are you guys doing here?"

"We're rescuing you from, the tall dark and naked man,"

"Thanks a lot. You just turned my hat into roadkill,"

"I took a hit, I took a hit,"

"We're not hit, we're not hit. Stop side seat driving!"

"Will you shut up! People are trying to have sex up here!"

"Ok uh that didn't work but my legs still do. Ok let’s go,"

"I'm open to suggestions,"

"Our best bet is to play along"

"Don’t let me stop you,"

"I'm not the one he's in love with,"

"I suppose, you have some crazy idea how to pull this off?"

"Yes,"

"Only if,"

"Fine, fine,"

"You do know you're supposed to obey my orders understand?"

"Yes,"

"I'm warning you not to do it again,"

"Yes,"

"Hey are you even listening to anything I'm saying?"

"Yes,"

"Oh no you don't. You're not going to get out of this by just saying yes to everything I say,"

"He wants the impossible,"

"That's the short definition of captain,"

"You enjoyed that?"

"You're damned right,"

“Idiot, what have you done?”

"Idiot does not respond. Idiot is capitose,"

"Uh this could hurt,"

"Not fair. Waspinator minding own business when, bang. Gets whole stasispod right up the kazooty,"

“He’s dead,”

“We’re dead!”

"Yeah right whatever,"

"Gohan is that sunburn or are you blushing?"

"Nelson are you ok?"

"I could use some clean shorts,"

"Fight's over we're closed,"

"Warning, warp core breach a lot sooner than you think,"

"Oh sure don't mind Waspinator. Waspinator just lie here and suffer, drag himself to C.R. tank,"

"Who hired this crew!"

"Ok, so who here doesn't want to die?"

"Damn where is that kid? Damn. Damn, damn,"

"No I cannot be fired, I'm fired,"

"Your ass is gigantic and red,"

"It's got me by the hair,"

"Where'd he go? Where'd I go?"

"How about some gravity control here!"

"I don't get it why is it that he always gets all the chicks?"

"Whoops,"

"Whoops. What's whoops?"

"Hey, show some respect for the dead,"

"Something's strange with those two,"

"Oh, you just figured that one out,"

“You idiot, you can’t operate a zero-G type!”

“It’s not all that different from how you handle the land-engagement type the basics are still the same aren’t they?”

“The basics? That’s where you almost drowned you’re nuts!"

"Of course, I'm a pilot you know!"

"All right, everybody get out of the way this idiot's going to press his luck!"

"My little girl is a woman,"

"What kind of idiots do you have working here?"

"The finest in New York,"

"I got it, I got it! I don't got it!"

“Get it?"

"Got it?"

"Good,"

"I don't get it,"

"Uh oh,"

"Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall?"

"Yep,"

"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"

"Most likely,"

"Bring it on,"

"You can come peacefully or do you intend to resist?"

"Oh don't be so stupid of course we intend to resist just give us a moment all right,"

"Now, we are prepared to resist you,"

"Champagne,"

"We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos,"

"You're right. Something red,"

"That's it, next time you drive,"

"Oh I hate cannon balls!"

"Where have you been?"

"Taking care of something, ugly!"

"Only a fool would try to arrest us twice in one day,"

"You’re all under arrest,"

"A fool,"

"Oh ugly!"

"You lighten up. You big trouble. You get in the car,"

"Hunny what'ya doing? These guys don't use doors,"

"Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground?"

"Oh no not these guys again!"

"Hi Mr Reed, like the new dress?"

"Whatever takes the focus off your head,"

“We are in serious trouble,”

“We are in very serious trouble,”

"If I'm not back in five minutes. Just wait longer,"

"That's called stealing you know?"

"That happens a lot around here,"

"Oh yeah this just keeps getting better and better,"

"It's up to you, Tinkowa,"

"First he breaks his leg now this,"

“I don’t like this,”

“Don’t like what?”

“You’re going fire him out of a torpedo tube,”

“No he is going to swim out of a torpedo tube,”

“I still don’t like it,”

“You alright?”

“This was, my first bus ride,”

"I'm going to let go of the wall,"

"What?"

"One,"

"He wouldn't,"

"Two,"

"He would,"

"Three,"

"No don't!"

“Haven’t you guys been training in the off season?”

“You know, I knew we forgot something,”

“Yuck,”

“Yuck?”

“I never kissed you with a beard before,”

“I kiss you and you say Yuck,”

"Uh race you to the supply cabinet,"

"You’re on,"

"Does he seem a tad heavier to you?"
"Define a tad,"

"How about 2 tons heavier?"

“You know something, this number’s a big hit,”

“Yeah a direct hit,”

"You see, it's called hypnovision or something,"

"What do you call this?"

"A head injury,"

"Keep your camera pointed forward and I'll guide you,"
"Great now can you guide her away from us?"
"Next request,"

"I sentence you to kiss my ass!"

"Push, harder, go faster max. Reach over the top. Master your ass,"

"Oh joy, blisters,"

"I got blisters on my blisters,"

"You don't want to know where I got blister,"

"You sure this will work?"

"No,"

"Vundiba, lets hit it,"

"You're back,"
"No,"
"Then how'd you know his head would grow back?"
"It grows back?"

"Lower your weapon,"
"No,"

"Man you look like crap. I take that back, he look like crap,"

"Hey quit touching my butt,"
"Sorry I thought it was your face,"

"Might I suggest a bigger gun,"

"Who's he?"
"My hero,"
"Can we please leave now?"

"Don't touch that! It's my lunch,"

"Hey move it pal, we got an installation to installate,"

"It's coffee time, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, cappuccino, mocha latte, java,"

"I got better things to do tonight then die,"

"Why can't you just die?"

"Excuse me,"

"It's the talking car. And guided missiles, but they didn't talk,"

"Whoa. I think I just figured something out, Bevus,"

"Really, what?"

"This sucks,"

"Yeah, it really sucks,"
"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before,"

"Now would be a very good time to leave!"

"You did that on purpose didn't you?"

"Careful. I snap my fingers. And my fingers snap you,"

"Well it looks like he hates it,"

"Yes that is it. I hate this,"

"Data, I think the chip is working,"

"Oh yes, I hate this. It is revolting!"

"More?"

"Please,"

"Hey, what's cooking? Something smells, handsome,"

"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back for you head,"

"How can you love nature, when it did that to you?"

"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested,"

"Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair,"

"I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are,"

"Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn,"

"This is terrible pizza,"

"I worship the ground the awaits your corpse,"

"You remind me of the ocean. You make me sick,"

"This is an excellent time to become a missing person,"

"If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder. It would be an apocalypse,"

"Something's wrong with this picture. You need chips, I'll go get some,"

"I don't know, one minute I was telling him why my paper was late and the next thing I knew I was. Unzipping his pants with my teeth,"

"Hilda, what's the range on your cannon,"

"Don't know. I'll go see,"

"That blur looked strangely familiar,"

"Ok, Houston! I can feel I'm having gravity,"

"Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour,"

"Harry, this is illegal, man,"

"I'm temporarily insane, RockHound, it's all right,"

"Hey, Sharp. No Nukes! No Nukes! No Nukes! No Nukes!"

"Got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?"

"When you girls are done kissing I've got some ass-kicking for you,"

"Ok, vanquish demon first. Kill husband later,"

"Wow. So did you see her panties then?"
"Well it wasn't a good look really, just a little flash,"

"I know how you're feeling. You don't know whether to kiss me, or kill me,"

"Ok, now what do we do?"

"First, we go home,"

"Then what?"

"Then we vomit,"

"Then what?"

"I don't know, I haven't thought that far ahead,"

"Do you mind we're trying to have a private conversation here?"

"What are you talking about? I mean she was about to shoot you!"

"It's a taser gun. I was returning it to him,"

"Opps,"

"Stop it, I'm getting a mental image,"

"Page is proposing violence against the monkey,"

"Captain,"

"Yes, Neil,"

"Just so you know, I agree with the let's get out of here thing,"

"Duly noted,"

"Welcome to my nightmare,"

"My dress could double as a circus tent,"

"Please, I'm already in the vomiting position,"

"Was that really necessary?"

"Necessary? No that was fun,"

"Do you think they hate us?"
"That? No that's just loneliness. They miss us,"

"What is it with guys and high explosives?"

"Tinkowa, cover us,"

"Huh?"

"Look at your radar you idiot,"
"Yikes!"
"That's yikes times six,"

"And that was supposed to be encouraging how exactly?"

"Isamu are you there?"

"Not if it's that damn asshole Millard!"

"There's some woman on the phone,"

"Well that's different,"

"Run now, talk later,"

"Talk later, run now,"

"Are you kissing me? Cause I can't feel a thing,"

"Have some pain,"

"You kicked ass,"

"I did, didn't I?"

"Really? I'm IB positive. I B positive they ain't touching me with no needle,"

"When do I get to punch somebody?"

"When do I get to shoot somebody?"

"Sorry, I'll be back to destroy you later, thank you,"

"Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise it's going to hurt,"

"Now I will kill you until you die from it,"

"I'm not leaving without me kitties,"

"How many do you got?"

"Seven,"

"Holy shit! Let's get cracking,"

"Shut up and get behind me, ... sir,"

"Slow down, I want to morn Isamu not join him,"

"Next time we fight in a non-smoking section,"

"I didn't join the navy to die like this!"

"Winner makes it through. Loser feels the hurt,"

"Dumb does not have an expiration date,"

"A drink is more important to me than your idea,"

"Better wait until tomorrow,"

"Why? Why not right now?"

"Because you can barely stand 'up' right now,"

"Good point, good point. Good point,"

"Do us a favour, invent yourself some underpants,"

"Hey, hey. It's me,"

"Prove it,"

"You're a dick,"

"Ok,"

"Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"

"You do not want to mess with me, today!"

"You here to save me or kill me?"

"I haven't decided yet,"

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

"Slow down before you break the sound barrier!"

"I just knew he was going to blow something up again,"

"Do you always do what Suicide Boy here says?"

"Who you calling short tempered, klutz boy?"

"And if we happen make it out of this in one piece, remind me to harm Daniel severely,"

"Ok I think we should duck!"

"How dare you come into my house waving a gun,"

"Not waving, pointing,"

"So with your permission, I'm going to fall down now,"

"Oh shut up and keep talking."

"And one more thing, get me a sandwich!"

“Do you get to kick him first or do I?”

"I assume we still speak the same language... mostly,"

"Sphere - planet. Label - name,"

"Following still you not,"

"We're unbelievable!"

"Geez, where's your off switch?"

"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man,"

"See plant, kill plant,"

"I love shooting things,"

"Safety off point and shoot. Not at me,"

"I don't really like guns,"

"Neither do I. How do you feel about explosives?"

"Those I like a little better,"

“Class please settle down and close your mouths,”

"And now the judges have an announcement to make,"

"We're leaving to go get ice cream,"

"Oh I love those,"
"Mimi, what colour is the sky in your world?"

"And now I'm going to go home and have a heart attack,"

"How about we get off the ground first!"

"Sorry, were you trying to kill something?"

"Oh yeah I believe my last word were where are my pants?"

"That's not going to work Becker I still like you,"

"Putting on a little weight there aren't you Reg?"

"That'll do it!"

"Certainty of death, small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"

"There's nothing wrong with how you react,"

"Ray, I wanted to hit her with a frying pan,"

"Get in line,"

"Soda, soda, banana,"

"Bee (Bite me),"

"Got it,"

"She's so cute. Should I talk to her or pass out?"

"Don't even think about it,"

"Never do,"

"He came here for you,"

"Who?"

"The guy you're choking,"

"Hey, Banks!"

"Yeah,"

"Is it clear?"

"Hell no!"

“Wufei if you don’t shut up I'm going introduce your brain to this bullet.”

“My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is always, time for beer,”

“Use two of those things,”

“Sir?”

“It’s a ‘blast door’,”

“This landing is going to get pretty interesting,”

“Define interesting,”

“Oh god, oh god we’re all going to die,”

“What is it with you anyway?”

“Still think we’re finished?”

“More than ever,”

“Isn’t it about time you became something else?”
“I like it here,”

“You want to go back?”
“Absolutely not!”"

It’s cold,”

“Not a chance, I wanna see all the pretty lights,”

“Fight now, complain later,”

“All right, all right. One fat ass kicking coming up,”

“I’d like to go to jail now,”

“Daniel,”

“Yeah,”

“I’m going to pass out again,”

“Why didn’t I think of that?”

“Maybe because of the fact that not everyone is as mentally retarded as you.”

“What was that, seventh child?”

“Did I say something?”

“You said something? I didn’t notice.”

“I think I found reverse,”

“Great, but unless we plan to fly in ass first we better figure out how to make it go forward,”

“Can’t argue with that,”

“Oh, fuck me with a ten-foot pole.”

“Current pulse is 360. Current blood pressure is 400 and rising,”

“Is he alive?”

“Hello citizens,”

“I’m not familiar with this child. Where’s the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?”

“First rule of aviation, you never shoot the pilot!”

“Assume crash positions!”

“Blue, we already crashed,”

“What’ve you got?”

“Other than a heart attack?”

“Marine, did I give you permission to bitch?”

“Sit down and fuck off!”

“Warning: Doors open without warning,”

“What do you look for in a girlfriend?”

“A pulse,”

“Is it really necessary to further antagonise him?”

“Yes,”

“I’ve got the ultimate anti son-of-a-bitch stick right here,”

“Did they kiss your ass to your satisfaction?”

“Less talk more hitting,”

“Jayne, this is something the captain has to do for himself,”

“No, no it’s not!”

“Oh,”

“Finger DOWN, cannons OFF!”

“Oh my god it’s grotesque! Oh and there’s something in a jar,”

“The little one’s for Cob,”

“I got post?”

“Might we all want to step a few paces back before he opens that?”

“Ha-ha, it’s from my mother,”

“D, we may have to stick granny in a hole,”

“I think we should burn her,”

“You burn your old folks?”

“No it just sounded like a good idea,”

“Sir I don’t mean to gripe,”

“Permission to gripe granted,”

“Is this a bad time to tell you we’re almost out of ammo,”

“You touch one more button and I swear…,”

“Shh, I’m about to defy you,”

“That ain’t coming out of my allowance,”

“One shall stand, one shall fall,”

“Oh, look, goons.”

“I think the bus in your brain’s been gone a long time,”

“I’m hot! Makeup’s melting, hurts my eyes,”

“I’m going to go Hercules on your ass,”

“We should really, really be dead right now,”

“I don’t feel dead,”

“He speaks again I’ll shoot him,”

“Ok moment’s over, let’s go save the galaxy,”

“Oh son of a bitch,”

“Oh not good,”

“We have the craziest job in the world,”

“Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap,”

“If you’re scared then shut up and faint already,”

“Could you fight more and talk less?”

“I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message,”

“I am not edible,”

“Zero tolerance for lactose intolerance,”

“This is you captain speaking, we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is we’ll be landing immediately. The bad news, we’re crash landing,”

“What did you just say to them?”

“We’re Americans, please shoot the people chasing us,”

“Who dies first?”

“You! Off my planet!”

“Before you go out in to world as ninja little centipede, you must prove you can throw the disc of pain,”

“I would worry but I don’t think her brain damage could get any worse,”

“You’re mad,”

“Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t this would probably never work,”

“You’ve got that ‘we’re in trouble’ look,”

“There’s a look?”

“You can’t miss it,”

“Anakin, did you get shot down again?”

“Yes,”

“Yes I’m ready, but don’t forget when this is over I carve some meat off your ass, stupid whore,”

“I reject your reality and substitute my own,”

“How dare you shoot at my wife,”

“Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman,”

“Now if you excuse me I think I’ll pass out now”

“If you didn’t want your ass kicked you shouldn’t have stuck it out so far,”

“Hey you’re the perfect height to kiss my ass,”

“Marine. Gun. You. Trigger. Pull. Kill,”

“Trooper you know the plan: shoot the bad aliens save the good one,”

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you wouldn’t happen to come with volume control?”

“Sweetie, get mummy’s bazooka,”

“That hurts man,”

“It’s supposed to hurt, it’s an ass-kicking,”

“What’d I do to piss that bitch off?”

“Hey, if you suck that’s your own damn fault,”

“How are you still alive?”

“It’s actually pretty simple; shoot the aliens,”

“If we survive remind me to kick your ass,”

“Give me a sec, I just need to jump-start my hair,”

“You still here?”

“Somebody’s got to watch your back,”

“Not now I’m a little busy,”

“I didn’t attempt anything. I succeeded”

"I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better."

"This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting."

"Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work is done here."

"If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil..."

"Are you evil, or are you Evil?"

"Building a worse tomorrow for everyone else."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it."

"Lead me not to temptation, I'll find it myself."

“Give me some privacy! Can’t you see I am engaged in a sexual moment?!”

“The Chief is going to jump in this tank, roll across the bridge and blow up an inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and...,”

“Get ready. There’s imminent violence in the foreseeable future.”

“There’s good ideas, bad ideas, terribly fucked up ass-backwards retarded ideas hatched by mental deficient’s… then there’s whatever the fuck YOU did.”

“But right now food is more important,”

“You can go ahead and let me drown now,”

“I sithed my pants,”

“My nappy’s gone over to the dark side,”

“Oh yea, you had a panic attack and I gave you mouth to mouth to calm you down. I remember that.”

“Jarhead translation please.”

“ODST, Other Dudes Severely Terminated,”

“Mayday, mayday! Is it possible? Can someone make a mayday call in January?”

“When you die, I’m going to be a happy, happy, happy man,”

“I’ll do it you cold bastard, but I reserve the right to punch you in the face if I survive,”

“PMSing - One of the leading causes of concussions,”

“Ok, I remember being hit by a powerful force that resembled a fist. After that it’s all a blank,”

“My kingdom for a..., holy crap!”

“I can see myself in your visor, pretty,”

“I can pretty much guarantee that at least one of us will make it out of here in one piece,”

“Do I look like an ammo bank to you?”

“Your underwear won’t hide you inexperienced ass,”

"Dah! Oof! Gah! Shit! Yah! Owch! Dammit! Sonofa! Argh! Ugh! Oooooogh…"

"Sargent Major Avery Junior blow-the-hell-out-of-your-alien-ass Johnson, reporting for duty!"

"Big green radiation gun up and running right next to my face!"

"Goddamn zombie apocalypse! Why couldn't it have happened a week later?"

“What are you doing?”

“Nothing, just wetting myself,”

“I don’t know. Were you thinking holy shit! Holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head? If so then yes,”

“This is the captain. We have a problem with our entry sequence so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode,”

“I am predicting a lot of booty tonight,”

“We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction,”

“Hey laser-lips! Your mama was a snow blower,”

“YOU KNOW THAT THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!”

“That's one way to save ammo,”

“Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop smoking,”

“Close your mouths, guys. I have to fart,”

“Wow you must get whiplash from changing moods so fast,”

“Anime Mythbusters: This week, we test if a complete imbecile can really command a state-of-the-art warship,”

“Male anime characters brains are the densest material known to science,”

“To swing or not to swing,”

“Fight now talk later,”

“I swear to God if this thing turns into a zombie attack I’m quitting,”

“Come on, Sheriff. Do you really think we’d let something extra-terrestrial out in public?”

“Yes!”

“Lucas, you wanna score points with the voters or your girlfriend’s old man?”

“No contest, sir,”

“Good afternoon, my name is Jo Lupo and I’ll be saving your ass today,”

“Frozen girl, hugs,”

“Do I have to lick the lock?”

“You can if you want to but that would be weird,”

“Someone put her in front of a cartoon,”

“I just busted a myth in my pants,”

“Quack damn you,”

“If you eat me I burn your ass,”

“Congratulations, you’re officially a badass,”

“From love me and hold me to kiss my ass and die bitch,”

“You two quit gobbling or you will never see ice cream again for the rest of your life,”

“He is not Batnut, he is Captain A-hole,”

“You passed out in her doghouse?”

“Hey, I’ve passed out in wheelbarrows,”

“Why are you dating a woman who most likely lost her virginity in World War II?”

“The only thing insider her is dust and undigested Mastodon meat,”

“She isn’t that old,”

“Oh come on, I bet she was an eyewitness to the birth of agriculture,”

“Stop it,”

“Her high school graduation picture’s probably on a cave wall in France,”

“How does it feel dating a woman whose IQ is the same as her age?”

“My arm is stuck in my pelvis you asshole,”

"We shall fight them until our sparks are extinguished,"

"Until the day… till all are one,"

"Do not grieve. Soon, I shall be one with the Matrix,"

"One day, an Autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour."

“My name is Kira. Left hand of the Shinigami. God amongst men. Maelstrom of Hell,”

“Please tell me you’re not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction?”

“You dead yet, Moses?”

“Not Yet!”

“Flush me,”

“And a lifelong dream finally comes true,”

“Crouching tiger rotten liver,”

“I am commanding you to shut up!”

“Thank you sir may I have another, NOT!”

“Now resume wetting your pants,”

“Caution, next mood swing in 5 minutes,”

“I’m a rocket man you know?”

“Really?”

“Can I help you jettison your pants?”

“Here’s a little dose of ugly,”

“Belly full of buckshot,”

“Get these out of my ass and make a necklace out of them,”

“Cover me please I am reloading,”

“That was great driving, I’m going to go throw up,”

“When in doubt, C4,”

“What’s happening out there?”

“Shall I describe it yo you? Or would you like me to find you a box?”

“Ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass kicking contest?”

“Do you have off switch?”

“Yeah, it’s right next to the prostate. Or is it the on switch?”

“If only sarcasm burned calories.”

“Can’t fix stupid but you can divorce it.”

“My level of sarcasm is based on your level of stupidity.”

“I run better than the government.”

“I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.”

“Farting is just my way of saying I love you.”

“In my defence, I was left unsupervised.”

“Give me some coffee and no one will get hurt.”

“How dare you be right and also shut up.”