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This account is run by two writers! Lana and Camryn (Rynn in earlier fanfictions.)

I, RogueSoulAlchemist, solemnly swear to review all the fanfics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution!Copy and paste this into you profile to join the Review Revolution, because everybody knows how much it sucks to have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Lana is an: ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

Camyn is a: TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across thec ountry.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Reasons To Join The Dark Side

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

9. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on JAPAN, MEXICO, BRAZIL, AND FRANCE! so IT IS MINE!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever successfully corrupted your friend into liking yaoi,copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran and hit yourself on a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think life without music is Hell, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profileIf you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually

A.) Dream about it,

B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening

OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile

.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, Narutolovesme2, AnimeAddic5Ninety-

eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known.If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

Answer these in your head too!!A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, Narutolovesme2, AnimeAddic5, Crazyanimelover1289

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profileIf you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been told that what you do is pathetic copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been told that you have no life or think you have no life copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profileIf you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile

You Know You're Obsessed With FMA When...

You develop an interest in chemistry because it's the closest thing Earth has got to Alchemy.

You legitimately wish that Edward Elric was real, and plan out what your relationship would be like if he was.

You are disappointed in all FMA cosplayers because none of them can even compare to the hotness that is your favorite character.

When you see someone with their hair in a single braid, you think of Ed.

When you see the letters "Ed" anywhere, you think of Edward Elric. Driver's Ed, etc., all momentarily startle you.

When you see Ed being used as a name, or even a brand, you can't help but smile.

You vow to marry someone similar to your favorite character.

You begin to realize your obsession with FMA is sort of unhealthy...you own every single opening and ending, including the movie, on your ipod or MP3.

You're constantly watching FMA AMV's on YouTube.

You and your friends have character nicknames and some even look kind of like them.

You have seen the whole series and the movie at least 3 times over.

You can quote half of the lines in the series.

You are currently and impatiently waiting for the newest chapter to come out online.

You have given yourself a State Alchemist title (like Fullmetal).

You care more about what's going to happen in the next chapter than what's going on in the news.

You will talk for hours with a friend about it when you're supposed to be doing something else.

You have read a great deal of FMA fanfiction.

You want to cosplay as/have cosplayed as an FMA character.

Part of the reason you want to do to/have done so is so that you can attract the attention of other FMA cosplayers.

You have multiple pictures of your favorite FMA character in your room... more so than any other sort of picture.

When you hear the word "philosophy' you instantly think of the philosophers stone.

You look up and try to learn as much about alchemy as you can on the internet because of FMA.

You keep an eye on the history channel in case of a possible episode of something about alchemy.

You subconsciously doodle transmutation circles on your homework assignments without noticing.

You own an Ed Elric coat.

You have FMA jewelry and wear it almost all the time.

You compare almost every possible 'datable' person to your favorite FMA Character and find yourself disappointed.

You are instantly interested in anything that has the word "Alchemy" in it.

When you're upset, imagining your favorite character beside you calms you down.

When listening to Vic Mignogna songs, you imagine Ed singing them to you, even if they're blatantly our of character.

You think that whether or not Mustang was evil was a greater question than whether or not Snape was evil, and has a far more interesting answer.

You want to own Black Hayate.

While you used to be bothered by being so short, you're okay with it now, because it means you're the same height as Ed.

Every time you see a stray kitty you think of Al.

Every time you or someone else claps you think of using alchemy.

Every time you or someone else snaps you think of hear the word dog and you hear the 'I LOVE DOGS' line playing in your head.

You try to get everyone you know, into anime or not, to at least try to watch FMA.

You daydream about being in the FMA world A LOT.

You have tried to figure out how your favorite character would look in real life, but can't do it because nothing you think of is as gorgeous as the character.

You can get the body alright, but the face is impossible.Hence, you start comparing the builds and faces of people you know to said character.

Your hands overheat, and you think to yourself that you need an automail hand to hold.

Your friends start to notice that you are a little too obsessed with FMA.

Whenever your friends want you to do or think something, they say that your favorite character would want you to do or think that thing.

You wish you knew someone who could fight spectacularly, complete with almost acrobatic stunts, like Ed or Al.

You have a newfound love for short people that you never had before.

Your ringtone either is, or you want your ringtone to be a short rant.

You write fanfiction, your favorite character x OC, just so you can make the OC as much like you as posible and imagine its really your favorite character x you.

You start blabbing about transmuting stuff to random people who have no clue what our talking about, simply out of habit.

You can rant hours upon hours about your favorite moments in the series and still have so much more to talk about the next day.

You begin creating your own short rants.

Al has become your conscience.

You find you have to restrain yourself when your friends accidentally say something that reminds you of FMA.

You have joined and/or created a voice actor fan club or fan page.

You rage at other people who don't ship your pairings.

Comparing FMA to FMA Brotherhood has become daily conversation material.

You know all of the words to one or multiple opening or closing songs.

You find that you end up getting everywhere late because you were caught up in FMA fanfiction.

You find Neko!Ed x Neko!Al x Neko!Roy far more attractive than anything in real life.

You scan YouTube for videos of your favorite voice actors.

You have read all or most of the FMA fanfiction on and have moved on to , livejournal, and other sites in hopes of finding something you have not read.

You find yourself trying to emulate the characteristics of your favorite characters.

You accidentally bring up FMA in unrelated conversation and realize everyone else has no idea what you're talking about.

Your parents and family now know the basic plot of FMA.

You find you have to struggle to avoid bringing up relevant FMA connections in essays and class discussions.

You and your friends have created FMA character smiley faces.

You have cast yourself as one of the characters in FMA.

You are waiting patiently (or not so patiently) for Ed to cross over to this side of the gate.

You cry over the events of FMA more than real life events.

You have friended a voice actor on facebook.

Talking to your friends who don't watch FMA has become difficult.

You find yourself in a contest over who is more obsessed with FMA.

You create a list titled 'You know you're obsessed with FMA when…'You have debates over whether Eds in various fanfictions would or would not do something.

FMA took precedence over applying to college.

Finding other people who like FMA is like Christmas coming early.

You find yourself distressing over getting older, because it means you are getting too old for Ed.

You find yourself overjoyed about getting older, because it means you are getting closer in age to Roy.

You compare FMA and Brotherhood animation in regards to which makes your favorite characters more appealing.

Moments where FMA randomly appears in your daily life make you extremely happy.

You 'squee' over romantic moments between Ed and Winry as well as Roy and Riza in Brotherhood.

You browse deviantart and livejournal for pictures of FMA characters, and critique each one brutally, regardless of your own drawing abilities.

Your computer background is always something from FMA.

The thought of Ed ending up with anyone else but Winry in the end is far worse than the death of Albus Dumbledore.

30 Ways to Get Edward Elric to Blow Up

1. Cut his braid off.

2. Give Alphonse a basket of kittens.

3. Send your restaurant bills to Ed all the time.

4. Tell him repeatedly that he has to drink his milk to grow into a "big boy."

5. Sing "Butterfly" at the top of your lungs at all hours of the day.

6. Poke him over and over.

7. Pretend to be drunk and cling onto him.

8. Pop out of nowhere and tackle him.

9. Compose a poem on the life of leeches and make Ed read it. Then tell him it was published world-wide last week- in his name.

10. Stare at him nonstop, wide-eyed.

11. Yawn around him, loudly. And again. And again, and again, and again…

12. Dance around in tap shoes, cosplaying as Ed.

13. Tell Winry Ed's messed up his automail again.

14. Give him a mohawk at night.

15. Sell him on E-bay, and set it up so that the money goes to him; effectively, he'd sold himself.

16. Bottle-feed him milk. (Okay, so if you COULD)

17. Convince Alphonse Ed's shrinking.

18. Over-grease his automail leg.

19. Set up a trap so that Jell-O spills on him when he wakes in the morning.

20. Run circles around him for no reason, screaming at the top of your lungs.

21. Paint pictures of flowers and kitties and suns and stuff all over Al's armor. Then blame Ed.

22. Tell Hughes that Ed wants to know more about his life and family.

23. Forget that; tell Hughes Ed wants to know where babies come from!

24. Once Hughes has had his fun explaining, ask Ed, "Where do babies come from?"

25. Inform his fan girls of his whereabouts, which you're keeping track of via a tracer and satellite and a laptop.

26. Ask him what kind of underwear he wears. When he gets more than a little disturbed, pull out a pair covered in Sesame St.or Barney characters, and say that his fan girls stole them from his stuff and asked you to return it when they'd had their fun.

27. Sing the Waffles Song nonstop.

28. Burst a set of balloons over his head when he's sleeping. Make sure one or two are water balloons.

29. Sneak super-hot peppers into his food when he's not looking.

30. The classic- call him SHORT!

If you worship English 101.Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

xxxxxXXXXXSoulEaterXXXXXxxxxxSoul Eater Oath

I promise to remember Kid

Whenever I see something a-symmtrical

And I promise to remember Liz

Whenever I am scared out of my wits

I promise to remember PattyWhenever I act crazy

And I promise to remember Black*Star

Whenever I feel like the best

I promise to remember Tsubaki

Whenever I help out a friend

And I promise to remember Maka

Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm

I promise to to remember Soul

Whenever someone acts cool

And I promise to remember Lord Death

When I see someone not taking anything seriously

I promise to remember Spirit

When I pass a drinking bar

I promise to remember Stein

Whenever I am disecting something

And I promise to remember Ashura

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Soul Eater!!!!!!!!Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsessionBecause I know what the Soul Eater fans knowxxxxxXXXXXSoulEaterXXXXXxxxxx

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Look at this word carefully for a minute: REVOLUTION. Do you see the word LOVE in it? If you do copy and paste this in your profile.

"They hurt her"About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis,GhostAuthor, Raven-Croven, Rogue Soul Alchemist,

If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. copy and paste this to your profile if you're a REAL friend!!

-I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

'TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested

HAROLD: A teacher

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile.Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313, wannabwriter14, -PshycicNinja-, Sasusaku made Narusaku Cry, Rogue Soul Alchemist,

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Put this on your page if you support emo.-EMOS-*Are not cry babies*Do not always wear black*Can be very nice people*Don't always cut themselves*Are not always depressed*Can be happy too*Are normal people just like you(Put this on your profile if you agree with me)

Its the age of the geeks! Get with it or be left behind! Mwahahaha!