I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you've got to rise above.
--John Mayer

Author sneaks quietly back into retirement...*

I'm marking 'Night Moves' as complete--sorry to disappoint. The final chapter was going to be nothing but a fluffy, wrap-up, epilogue, completely unnecessary to the storyline, which I feel is complete, and I have no time/desire to write it right now, and I don't want to post something sub-par simply to post something. If I come across the time/have the urge to add it eventually, I may do so.

I'm leaving 'Dear Jack' unfinished for the time being...I swore I'd never do that, so, I do apologize, but, again, if I find the time, I will come back to it. Although, if I were to post something, it would most likely be more along the lines of the random oneshots I write in less than an hour and post impulsively in the middle of the night when I randomly get ideas. As always...no promises, though.

It's been fun, kids. :)

I have been a member here for FAR too long. I haven't even watched 'Friends' in years, yet I, for some reason, always find myself drawn back to the characters when it comes to writing. Thank you ALL for your continued support; I've never found it anywhere else. Seriously--thank you. Yes, you. Whoever is reading this. And to the thousands of reviewers and hundreds of followers/favoriters. Thank you. I wouldn't still mess around on this site if it wasn't for you.

Mondler and Randler hold equally large, though entirely different, pieces of my heart in this fandom.

Looking through an old fic the other day, I realized the formatting is completely gone, so I apologize for how hard any of my old stories are to read, due to formatting, and, ya know, the fact that I was 14. :) I still read all reviews left for old stories, though I grimace at the thought of someone still reading my very sub-par older work (yet find myself inexplicably attached to it all).

If you feel the need to scroll down very far in my profile, you have been warned.

Mandatory Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters; I simply play with them and twist them to my own liking, making no money doing so. Don't worry, though, I always put them back exactly how I found them when I'm done. :) I also don't own any plots or lines from canon or any song titles/lyrics used. Yep, that should about cover it.