TheJauntyJabberwockhide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Once Upon a Time, Batman the Animated Series, Digimon, Batman, X-Men, DC Superheroes, Parodies and Spoofs, Penny Dreadful, Flash, and X-Men: Evolution. Most of what I do here is experimental, and written on mobile. Each story has a specific task or challenge I have set up for myself to try and address. Mostly I’m here to force myself to be productive on something. And hopefully others will enjoy the stories that unfold. Fandoms to look forward to: -Once Upon A Time with focus on the Jabberwocky. -Supernatural -Batman (Usually Scarecrow or general villain fics) -Justice League (Elite) -DC Universe in general (I have a story planned for a group of new metas who are trying to find their way in the world just out of high school). -Constantine -Wolverine and the X-men -Penny Dreadful -OHSHC a comedy/adventure (breaking my usual mold I know but sometimes I do goofy stuff). |
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Order! by Shikyokage742 reviews
People gotta eat, and unfortunately shes open late. and Like most in Gotham she'll look out for numero uno. That usually means lying to save her life. But hey at least they tip... sometimes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 105,482 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC
A Nightmare Fantasmic by The Mustachioed Academic reviews
When prostitute Carmel Ocean ends up at Arkham Asylum, she never imagined how drastically her life would change as she becomes tangled in the Scarecrow's latest plot. Rated M just to be safe. Draws on elements from the Arkham video games.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/4/2016 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC, J. Duffy/The Carpenter
The Guardian of Tír na nÓg by TheBronzeLion reviews
Losing your love to the void between life and death is painful. And having been dead for over a year, Kurt realises that the world has moved on without him. So when Layla Cormac, the new teacher, begins babbling about Pagan Mythology and a chasing after suspicious murder, it sounds like the adventure he needs. Who better to deal with the afterlife than a demon?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 10/26/2017 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, OC
Sweet Sacrifice by LittlexNightingale reviews
Fear is only in our minds, her Psychiatrist once told her. But for Ana Patterson, fear is all she has ever known. On the eve of Halloween, Ana is kidnapped by the fearsome Scarecrow and is given a chance to cure herself from the concept of death. If she fails to do so, it's her life on the line.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Professor Hugo Strange, OC
Scared Straitjacket by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Thanks to Gakuto1991 for the suggestion! :-) A new initiative from the mayor's office brings the Scared Straight program, where juvenile offenders are sent to mix with real criminals, to Arkham Asylum. Needless to say, the results are not what anyone was hoping for.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Distress by ForTheLoveOfSalazar reviews
Juggling work at My Alibi and online classes is going to be the least of Angela Stirling's problems once she has a run in with the Dark Knight and one of Gotham's most dangerous rogues. Scarecrow/OC.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,857 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC
No Need to Fear by Obscurism reviews
Becky Albright x Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow): Becky doesn't know where Jon has gone! He's left her home alone and when he comes back the Master of Fear proves to her on why she should never fear on his absence. Warning: Smut in almost all chapters with heavy kink themes and due to length will be broken down into chapters, the rest of the chapters are a WIP. Some romance/hurt.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 3/18/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Becky A.
Captive by ibex-ascendant reviews
Aged-up AU. In which Miyako gets captured, the Kaiser is repressed in all the wrong ways, and things become more complicated than either of them want. Kenyako. Now fully revised as of 06.13.2017.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,528 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Miyako I./Yolei, Ken I.
Blood Innocence by FaeryTale Faever reviews
Turned by the Vampire King and made to serve his deadly decadent court, Seras is mocked by her peers for her blood innocence and virginity. Learning of the sort of brothel in the dungeon, Seras descends just to see what's down there. Little can she imagine, she might just find the emaciated companion she needs in this corrupt underworld. (Short fic. A few chapters of PxS.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,192 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Pip, Seras
Fablehaven Time by PinkFan-Gurl reviews
Kendra is obsessed with selfies, Bracken tries to figure out who Gavin is (or was rather; thanks Raxtus), Seth can't help but mess with everyone else's love life, Marla can't decide what noodles to buy, Bigfoot may possibly be real, Newel and Doren launch fire crackers on the naiads, and the Fairy Queen tries to catch up on modern day slang. What could go wrong?
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,149 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Bracken, Kendra S.] Seth S. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Zab Jade reviews
Dawn and Spike alone in a closet together. Takes place between season five and six.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
The Bride of the Scarecrow by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
With everyone's lives apparently moving forward, Jonathan Crane feels left out at being the only one without a family or a relationship. But all that is about to change when he meets a young woman called Emilia Lee, damaged by life and maybe just special enough to love the Scarecrow.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,190 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Arkham Abroad by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
When Jervis Tetch receives a letter from his brother informing him of their parents' death, he returns home to England to sort out his inheritance. He is accompanied by five other residents of Arkham Asylum, who inflict their presence on both him and Blighty, but might come in handy when Tetch discovers that his parents' death may not be as straightforward as it seems...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,667 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Our Heart's the Dice by WolfyMagician reviews
When Oogie's "soul" bug takes over an empty corpse, he is revived as a handsome young man to rival Jack. Still weak, he is saved by an unsuspecting Sally, who takes him in. But will spending time with her and Jack change his motives? JxS OxS one-sided.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Jack S., Oogie Boogie
Scary by WolfyMagician reviews
Sally proves she can scare the Master of Fright. This is rated M for a reason...don't read if this bothers you...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
La Llorona by Tal Vez reviews
Scarecrow has just escaped from Arkham and without delay goes back into terrorizing Gotham's citizens. However, tonight he isn't out for the entire masses, today, he'll settle for his long time psychotherapist - Cybil Rodriguez. *Rated M for Mature*
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Laughing Professor by Captain-Emily reviews
Is Hogwarts really ready for the cynical, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking Professor John Constantine?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellblazer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 5,779 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
All the Pieces of Me by lovelyindeed reviews
A trip into Sally's mind. A bit of JackSally romance. Scary, with mature themes. Check the rating. The story is better than the summary, I hope you enjoy!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/27/2005
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Friendship in Gotham
A new comer has the Rogues indulging in often neglected joys of friendship. Something wholesome, mostly shenanigans and friendship.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,863 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 9/2 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Fly Away Home reviews
"Next thing you'll be telling me Faeries are real!" -Victor Frankenstein
Penny Dreadful - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Creature/Caliban
Piedmon's Circus reviews
The Digimon Emperor gets an invitation to a circus. Little does he know that the ring master Piedmon has schemes and plots of his own, and is no stranger to games so fine the Emperor might not even realize he's playing. Who will come out on top in the end?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2020 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Ken I., Piemon/Piedmon
Beauty and the Geek
I suck at titles and summaries. Bri thinks she has finally met someone she might be able to build something with. She thinks he's supporting her and pushing her towards growth. Will she see the truth before it's too late?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,725 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2020 - Published: 2/27/2020 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Mad Hatter and Alice
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. Jervis finds an Alice, a willing Alice, as delightfully mad as he is. But how long can it last? And what new adventures will the two fall down to? ((Rated for mature themes and possible content, as most of my stuff is.))
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2019 - E. Nigma, Jonathan C., Mad Hatter
Free Fall reviews
I hate summaries. Mostly Crane POV. BDSM and other adult themes. TW: bugs and body horror Content: heavy BDSM
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Mutants and Masterminds reviews
I hate summaries. I'm throwing a BUNCH of OC's into Evolution verse for fun. 8 OC's or so, and of course plenty of the main cast to go around! All the main cast and Brotherhood are going to be heavily featured. Writing this for fun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2019 - Published: 11/26/2018
Jabberwocky in Storybrooke reviews
The Jabberwocky has escaped into Storybrooke. New games can begin as the Wonderland Monstrosity begs the question: now that she has her freedom, what will she do with it? And is it truly all she has ever wanted? How will the others react?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Archie H./Jiminy Cricket, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts
In for a Penny reviews
Written on mobile. When Crane manages to slip into a middle school position, will he be able to help the troubled youth? Or will he only make things worse?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/17/2018 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Cat and the Mouse reviews
When Kurt helps what he believes to be a fellow mutant in distress, he has no idea just what he's getting himself involved with. (I'm bad at summaries, but have an entire story plotted out with mystery, suspense, character development, intrigue...the usual affair for my works.)
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Our Missing Neighbores reviews
People are going missing in Central City by the dozens, and it's up to Team Flash to find out why and put a stop to it. Little do they know this threat is unlike any they have faced before... ((Rated based on what I think the general show would be rated on here? Possible in universe guest appearance later, telling who would be spoilers.))
Flash - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S., Cisco R., Harrison Wells
Sunny with a chance of Terror reviews
He's not sure if he wants to smother the sun, or bottle it. (I hate writing summaries, I apparently love throwing Crane at different women and seeing what happens. I wanted this one to be cute. We'll see if I manage. Written on mobile, please forgive typos.)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 6/14/2018 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Elite in the Dark reviews
Manchester Black. Zatanna. Constantine. When the lives of children are on the line, they're on the case. They just don't know how far down the rabbit hole this goes. ((Rated to be on the safe side for violence and mature themes. Short chapters, pre-formation of the Elite timeline.))
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017
Blind Double Date reviews
I finally got an idea for something actually cute. Crane gets a phone number after one of his heists, not sure from who, and Joker and Harley arrange for a blind-double date! (Using a mix of movie and comic verse characterizations, obviously has an OC because had to make someone to be said blind date. File this under shenanigans.)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC
Office Mum
I'm writing super short super shitty fan-fiction about my co-workers now. Because I can. #YOLO
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Published: 2/14/2017
PF 2 reviews
Sequel to Pendulous Fall. For this one my personal challenge is to do something kind of cute, though since it's Crane it will probably still be plenty dark too. (Student/teacher/friends)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 9/13/2016 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC
The Pendulous Fall reviews
Supernatural forces come to Gotham. Has Scarecrow bitten off more than he can chew? Will the heroes solve the mystery in time to save the girl, and the city? I'm bad at these summary things, read to find out. (somehow this got deleted before so I'm re-uploading it. Also features Etrigan/Jason Blood later.).
Batman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Littlest Scarecrow reviews
What happens when a little boy dresses like a Scarecrow for Halloween, and just happens to run into the real thing? Halloween One-shot.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Complete