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"Now," Coulter declared, having done his absolute best to terrify them while claiming he wasn't trying to do that. "I'm planning on keeping us from dangerous situations that could lead to our untimely demises, but that could happen anyways. If you're not willing to risk life and limb exploring the forest, speak now cause if you don't and die, I'm not responsible for it."

"I'm in!" Seth said. "I'm still sad I didn't get to risk my life yesterday."

"I'm in too," Kendra added. "But I don't mind not risking my life yesterday."

"Oh yeah, on the note of risking your lives," Coulter said. "I'm a bit old fashioned so I'm gonna be polite and not take a woman to certain places. Out of manners, not anything else like sexism."

"What?" Kendra spluttered. "You're not gonna take me places cause I'm not a guy?"

He nodded sagely, "It's out of respect though."

Kendra gapped for a moment.

"Well as long as it's out of respect," Seth chirped.

"I just think women deserve a bit of respect," Coulter said sagely. "And banning them from joining us on fun adventures is a good way of showing them respect."

"But I'm not a woman!" Kendra cried.

"Sorry, little girls."

Seth was biting back a laugh.

"I'm a Demigirl!"

Coulter paused, considering that.

"A demigirl is someone who is sorta girl and sorta not, right?"

Kendra nodded.

Coulter considered where that fell in his life philosophy of women being less than- I mean more deserving of respect, than men.

"That's sorta girl like right? Like you're still part girl but not fully girl?"

She nodded.

"Well, that's still girl enough that you should be shown proper disre- I mean respect."

Kendra gaped, "I-"

"Oh, what's your pronouns though?"

"My pronouns?"

"Well, you're not a girl, so do you use she/her pronouns?"

Kendra stared at him. He was sexist but supportive of zer being trans.

What even was this.

"She/her and ze/zer pronouns," Kendra said finally.

"I'll be sure to remember that," Coulter said sagely. "It's important to respect people's pronouns. Now then, moving on-"

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"It's so unfair," Kendra complained to the fairies. "He won't let me go on trips in the forest just cause I'm a demigirl."

"What's a demigirl?" a fairy listening to her asked.

The fairies didn't understand having an issue with women, there weren't any men fairies.

"I'm like… sorta girl but also not. So demigirl."

"That's an option?" A fairy gasped. "I wanna be a demigirl!"

"You can be one," Kendra assured.

"I'm a demigirl now!" The fairy cheered.

"No fair! You get to be a demigirl but I don't get to be a boy?"

"You can be a boy if you want to be a girl," Kendra pointed out. "Trans men exist."

The fairy stared at her with sparkling eyes.

"I'm going to be a boy!"

The fairies were promptly distracted from Kendra's point, which she decided couldn't stand.

"Well, you can be any gender you want," she said. "But if you're a girl then Coulter is gonna be sexist."

"Why?" A fairy asked. "We're all girls- well except Jezzy, he's a guy now. But the rest of us are girls."

"He's sexist," Kendra grumbled.

"Very rude, I think this is an insult to you."

"I think that's an insult to us!" One cried. "Only Jezzy would be exempt from this treatment? Not okay! We need to get revenge!"

"Let's turn him into a girl," one chirped.

"But then he could just decide he's still a boy," another pointed out.

"Oh yeah…"

"We could kill him!"

"That's illegal."

"Oh yeah…"

"Let's make everything around him surrounded by flowers at all times!"

Kendra considered that.

"Maybe you could just surround him with girls all the time?"

"Send only girl beings to talk to him!" one chirped gleefully.

"Ooh, make it so he has to work with women whether he likes it or not!"

"Make it so they'll only talk to women, not men."

"You know what's doubly unfair?" Kendra asked.

"What?"

"Seth is genderfluid but is totally going on those trips while they're a girl too. I call foul."

"So unfair," the fairies agreed.

"Wait, what do we call Seth then?" One asked.

"If you don't know their pronouns at the moment, use they/them. Otherwise you can ask."

They nodded solemnly, "We'll be sure to ask so we insult them properly."

Kendra glared at Coulter leading Seth into the house from the forest.

"I'm not even a girl," she griped one more time.

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OMAKE: Coulter finds out Seth isn't a guy at the moment

Coulter: Wait, you're sometimes a girl?

Seth: only sometimes!

Coulter: you're a girl right now though?

Seth: well yeah.

Coulter: let me know when you're a guy and deserving of respect again. Can't believe I took a girl out here, ugh.

OMAKE: Coulter is not happy about all these girls

Coulter: what do you mean you won't talk to me without a girl under the age of eighteen with me?

Girl Fog Giant: You heard me. I don't talk to men, they're lesser

Coulter: but women are lesser!

Girl Fog Giant: then work with your betters

OMAKE: He supports trans people but not girls

Coulter: you're a trans woman?

Trans woman: yeah?

Coulter: ah, I shall proceed to disrespect you

Trans woman: Why? Because I'm trans? :(

Coulter: you're a woman

OMAKE: If Kendra were trans-masc

Kendra: But I'm a guy!

Coulter: oh… why didn't you just say so? In that case we're heading to the nearest life-threatening situation immediately

Kendra: I don't know how to feel about this

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