thepurplewombathide bio
 Author has written 33 stories for Mass Effect, Harry Potter, and Dragon Age. I'm much too lazy to write a profile, and making me is just cruel. I like Mass Effect, Harry Potter, and Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes. Please do not talk to me about BBC Sherlock, we had a bad break-up and I'm still a little fragile. In Mass Effect, I ship FemShep/Garrus. In Dragon Age, I ship MageHawke/Fenris (oh, such delicious angst) In Harry Potter, I ship Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (although I have been known to dabble in Snarry when I need more angst in my life) and Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter. I'm surprisingly fond of Ron Weasly/Pansy Parkinson as well. In Sherlock Holmes, I ship the obvious. I am (if it's still 2017 when you read this) 30 years old, edit a small newspaper (please god not much longer) and moonlight as a freelance writer. You can find more of my fics on AO3 under thepurplewombat - ff's policies make me nervous so all the naughty bits are over there. | |||||||
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Dark Veela by Kitty Perry reviews
Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 256,793 - Reviews: 3856 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 88 - Words: 684,465 - Reviews: 8067 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 6,093 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
The Girl with The Blue Lotus Tattoo by Annamonk reviews
This is a story about second chances and sacrifice. I wasn't planning on posting this now, but events conspire at times. Once again, this is not my sandbox, but I so love building castles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,061 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 5/11/2020 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Derailed Train of Thought by Ms. Anthrop reviews
As the 10th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts approaches, Minerva McGonagall decides to exercise her inner Slytherin with a spot of plotting. The result? Snape and Granger are forced to chaperone a year-long exchange trip to Beauxbatons. What could possibly go wrong? Written for Gemini Sister as part of the 2015 LJ SSHG GiftFest. Rated M for violence/adult situations. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,704 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/5/2020 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Savage by Magda the Magpie reviews
AU. After the war, Severus has resumed his life as best he could, taking back his position as potions professor at Hogwarts and Head of Slytherin. Everything is monotonously normal and dull, until a mysterious person saves his life from what he fears most. Now, Severus has a purpose again: discovering who his saviour is, and give him a sever tongue-lashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,359 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Of Darkening Souls by LadyBlack3 reviews
With a little help from the residing Potion Master, Hermione and Harry overhear a revealing conversation. Their eyes open to deception and the war becomes a completely new league, with their resolution to rid Wizarding Britain of the preconceptions of the light and the dark. A story of Harry and Hermione finding love, family and politics in time of war. AN: Story under review 2019.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,609 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Never Come Back Home by Lomonaaeren reviews
Established SSHPDM, emotional infidelity. Harry honestly didn't know when it started going wrong, but he knew he was tired of attempting to hold their relationship together when neither of the other two seemed at all interested in it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 214 - Published: 11/18/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 4,001 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Getting the Best of the Gloomilows by zaubernuss reviews
After their life-changing encounter, Severus is adamant that he and Hermione keep their distance until graduation. But how can he turn his back when he finds that Hermione is suffering? Can Occlumency help? A story about healing & finding new perspective. M-rated (to be on the safe side) - for adult themes, descriptions of violence, mild PTSD and sexual content. SS/HG, 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,410 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 5/19/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ghost, Ghost, I Know You Live Within Me by theherocomplex reviews
For Shepard, death is just another technicality (AU, Shakarian). No longer updated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 233,862 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Miranda L.
Compelled by SlytherPouf reviews
Harry Potter is dead, and the Dark Lord has taken control of the wizarding world. Severus Snape is alive, and must lead Hogwarts the way Voldemort instructs. He devises a plan to save Hermione Granger, but doesn't bargain on being placed under a Compulsion Curse that threatens to destroy them both. Rated strong M for sex, violence, character deaths and situations. **NOW COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 210,563 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ignis Tactus by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"You can't lift this spell, you know. There's no counter curse and they never find their mates. The witch always burns." Dark themes. SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Clash of the Conjurers by llorolalluvia reviews
In a world where the mere flap of a butterfly's wing can cause a hurricane on the other side of the globe, can one simple glance save a man's life? When Hermione and her professor are forced together against their will, can they overcome their differences, find order amidst the chaos, and save the Wizarding World? not Cannon compliant. Rated M for sexuality and violence. DUBCON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 318,043 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Numberless Times by Brightki reviews
After a violent jolt into her magical maturation, Hermione finds out that she's blessed with a rare gift in the magical world: a soul mate. If only this revelation didn't threaten to endanger many lives and leave the outcome of the war hanging in the balance. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,071 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 12/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Bewitch, Ensnare by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* After the war, Hermione and Severus share a drunken one night stand. Horrified when he realises Hermione was a virgin, Snape gives her a dangerous dark artifact and disappears. An accident at the Ministry throws their lives into chaos. Divine Intervention is a tricky thing and what at first seems a fateful mistake might prove to actually be the correction of one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,808 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Through the kaleidoscope by Reyavie reviews
What Jane Shepard is and was. According to everyone else, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 124 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 7/12/2012 - J. Garson
Dream by LoveHGSS reviews
Hermione is getting married but not everything is as it seems. Will dreams become reality? Or is this just cold feet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Headmaster Snape by Amarti reviews
What if the Board of Governors had been paying attention? Eventual SSHG. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,037 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L., Severus S., Minerva M.
In the Morning by lena1987 reviews
Complete. A series of drabbles detailing morning exchanges over the years. Rated M. Severus needs coffee, Hermione provides the inappropriate entertainment. M for light language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dream by Yeghishe reviews
Regency. Alternate Universe. Told in glimpses, diary entries, letters, and dreams; Hermione comes to terms with marriage to a deeply passionate, yet desperately confusing man. Companion story to The Farce. [60/60]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 56,326 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Shakespeare in Shlush by StrongHermione reviews
When a Marriage Law is passed, the choices are either select a partner or go to Azkaban. Hermione doesn't want to come between anyone and has no prospects - save ones she doesn't know - until she meets up with the man of her choice in a pub the night before the deadline. EWE? AU SS/HG Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Camping is Not a Dirty Word by StrongHermione reviews
Hermione is forced to confront her issues regarding camping when her father requests a weekend away to celebrate his birthday. Luckily her husband Severus is there to assist. One Shot; SS/HG; AU; EWE?; Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Cracked Faith by skybound2 reviews
Not all wounds are easily healed, and some will always leave scars. This is a follow up to my fic "Broken Trust" and deals directly with the aftermath of the events in that story. It references NON-CON events in the past, and may be triggering to some.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,793 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Jack - Complete
Too Far by FalconLux reviews
AU set post-6th Year – Albus goes too far, and Harry's had enough. After reading some really angsty marriage-law fics, this drabble gave me tremendous satisfaction to write.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
21 Bottles of Whiskey by StrongHermione reviews
It's been 20 years since the war and each Christmas since, Severus has received a bottle of fine Scotch. He suspected Minerva after the first two years, but she denied sending it to him. Just who has been behind the gift all these years? Written for Worrywart for The Maple Bookshelf Christmas exchange. Severus' POV. AU, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Second Chances by servantofclio reviews
Twelve years after the end of the war, Shepard is living a quiet, retired life, having put her past behind her. An encounter with an old friend makes her reconsider some choices and just might give both of them another chance at happiness. A story about friendship, love, and blending families. FemShep/Garrus, references to past FemShep/Kaidan and Garrus/OC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,866 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
You've Got Mail! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When Kai Leng sends a mocking message to Shepard's terminal after the commander's defeat on Thessia, the crew decide that a little spammy revenge is in order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kai Leng
Bad Medicine by Garrus's Bad Medicine reviews
When Garrus runs into a unidentified aphrodisiac, only one thing can help him. Garrus/everyone. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dirty Little Secret by Trishata96 reviews
Kaidan and Garrus knew each other before the whole reaper fiasco. Of course they were each others dirty secrets and acted like they didn't know each other. That doesn't stop them from sending each other messages. Kmeme prompt fill. Slash. Kaidan/Garrus (Valenko) Mass Effect 1 COMPLETE!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Wax On, Wax Off by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Entropy by jhoom reviews
An injury causes Shepard to lose her ability to create new memories, with devastating effects on the events of ME3. How can the galaxy overcome its greatest threat without its hero? Is there anything they can do to mend the past or better the future? FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,144 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Endings Bring New Beginnings by Renee Shepard reviews
Part 2 of The Long Night. Whole new ending to the Mass Effect Trilogy. Shepard is faced w/ the pressure of defeating the Reapers but after a discovery, she must be faced with more heart-wrenching obstacles & decisions. W/ her crew by her side, she must stand up to the Reaper threat and fight for the future. Much thanks to proofreader Arcana Mortis! M for sensuality & mild language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - J. Garson, Kaidan A., Liara T'Soni, Dr. Chakwas
The Foods of Your People by Aeon1622 reviews
Shepard tried to get Kaidan's attention. Re-uploaded with minor editing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Shepard, Kaidan A. - Complete
Walls by Inkess reviews
Diagnosed as an Ardat-Yakshi at an early age, Falere had lived her entire life within the Monastery's walls. This is the story of her life, from the moment of diagnosis to post-ME3. (On hiatus.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Falere, Rila
Normandy Entertainment Presents, a Good Shepard Production of by Sun-Tsu Toriden reviews
Set in a parallel universe similar to Illyria Shepard's, where the Normandy is actually a travelling production company and instead of pulling impossible missions, they pull off impossible multi-species productions of everyone's favourites of Film, Television and Theatre! FShep/Liara, Garrus/Tali, Joker/EDI. Updated whenever. NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LEAVE THEM IN REVIEWS!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Pride, Prejudice and Mass Effect by Maya Aodhan reviews
A very A/U fanfic. One of my favourite classics played out with my favourite game. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar - Complete
Kindled by Sharma Wild reviews
"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing." Perhaps the night Garrus and Shepard spent together were both. Inter-species 'relations' can be tricky. Thankfully, EDI is there to help. WARNING! This story contains explicit language and adult themes. Garrus/FemShep. Reviews are welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Priority: Earth? by Noelemahc reviews
What if Commander Shepard went into his final battle with a little more preparation than he was actually allowed to have in the game? What if he was a little more... genre savvy? Almost devious, you might say...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Daro'Xen, Catalyst - Complete
Gratitude by Aelia Douglass reviews
Kaidan is grateful for his time with Shepard. A drabble inspired by a tumblr post. Written because REASONS. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/17/2013 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Killer Voice by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When all hope is lost, the spirit to fight is bleak and victory seems so far out of reach... only one turian has the reach to reach that victory. That turian is Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Garrus V., Harbinger - Complete
Just Like Old Times by tarysande reviews
Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Majorly in Love by Pendragon22 reviews
A long time ago, Liara never thought she'd fall in love with a friend. But later in life she grew closer and closer to him and now, she might be falling for him...and he might be falling for her too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Kaidan A. - Complete
Wings Of Fire by Bahoogasmif reviews
Commander Shepard awakes amongst the ruins of the citadel, and is finally on the verge of that happily ever after he so desperately sought.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,846 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Medicinal Violence by RedHammer reviews
The worst part about waking up after a snarling bare-knuckle fight with your best friend is waking up in the same medbay.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Routine Procedure by meggannn reviews
A meeting at a broken-down red telephone box. Sherlock needs to make a call and Harry's just trying to get to work.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Infinite Regress by jhoom reviews
As Shepard reaches the end of her life, she finds herself suddenly thrown back on Eden Prime. Will she use what she knows to change the future, or try to preserve the timeline? Kink meme fill. Rating for sex and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Memento Mori by Yseult Blanco reviews
Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Unfortunate Liminality by orchidcactus reviews
Shepard and Garrus deal with the implications and consequences of fraternization. Angst with a healthy dose of schmoop and gunfire.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Death by rhapsodybree reviews
It was surprising, the effect death had on some people. Molly's observations on the effect of death on Hermione, and by extension, Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Letters from the Brig by KSCrusaders reviews
A little ingenuity on the part of the Shadow Broker allows Shepard to write to Garrus after being brigged. Letter-style one-shots taking place between ME2 and ME3. FemShep/Garrus. COMPLETE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Vixen Argentum reviews
There's a reason why Chakwas could heal Garrus so well. After all, Garrus isn't the only one who has scars. Chakwas and Garrus, Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Garrus V., Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Old Habits by orchidcactus reviews
f!Hawke/Fenris. "He knows he needs to tell her, offer her the chance to understand markings such as his go much deeper than skin. The schism between knowing and doing, however, feels infinite."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Fenris, Hawke - Complete
A Gift for Tongues by Rabbitprint reviews
Act II, Fenris/Hawke, post-Book of Shartan, mage!Hawke. Prompt: m!Hawke, Fenris, foreign languages. Fenris can't read, but he has a gift for tongues.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fenris, Hawke - Complete
Interrogation Tactics by jhoom reviews
Mass kink fill. Shepard finds Garrus' old C-Sec cuffs and decides to use them to her advantage and find out why Garrus has been avoiding her. M for smutty goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/10/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
At Face Value by Enganar reviews
Post-Arrival: Shepard returns from the destroyed Bahak system unaffected and unchanged, leading Garrus to doubt if she's still the woman he's come to respect and love. Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Made For You by RedHeadedViking reviews
This was supposed to be a one-shot detailing what happened between my FemShep and Garrus after the ME2 romance cutscene faded to black; however, they insisted that it be more. This is my first post - I hope you enjoy it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Bullet in the Brain by riversrunthroughme reviews
After Omega, Ceberus put a lot more than cybernetics into Garrus' head. Warnings: issues of consent, dark themes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is being chased by Death Eaters and ducks into a most unusual place to hide, completely shocking our favorite Potions professor! Answer to a challenge I found and thought extremely amusing. Danger, fluffy fun, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/3/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Preoccupied In Potions by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Nearer my God to Thee by Redbeard-nA-browncoat reviews
A tragedy fic, based on my musings after watching the Mass Effect 3 Trailer. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Marriage Isn't Bliss by hotangelictomboy reviews
After four months of marriage, Hermione and Severus find themselves torn apart by circumstances beyond their control. Sequel to Crushed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
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Under Lapis Skies reviews
Severus Snape did not approve of camels
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Ending reviews
What it says on the tin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Word reviews
Some things are more important
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23 - Harry P., Draco M.
Verum Tuae Sui reviews
Lucius realises that he's been hiding, and decides to reach for what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Patchwork Memories reviews
Hermione and idle hands do not mix. Severus calls in reinforcements
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9 - Hermione G., Severus S., Narcissa M., Augusta L.
Life Sentence, No Parole reviews
Severus Snape contemplates his future and the choices that have brought him here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7 - Severus S. - Complete
A mother's instinct reviews
Jean suspects there's something not quite right at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/18 - Hermione G., Severus S., Mrs. Granger - Complete
Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot
The life of a son, the heart of a friend. Lucius Malfoy makes a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
A meditation on cake reviews
Severus took the road less travelled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate cake on a cold January day reviews
Severus comes home to a sweet surprise
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unexpected Connection reviews
Hermione is only supposed to be getting food for the camp. What she finds is much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Swiftly flow the years reviews
Is this the little girl I carried? Is this the little boy at play? Reflections at a wedding
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28 - Hermione G., Severus S., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Thousand Yellow Roses reviews
Her beloved leaves a rose on her pillow every morning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14 - Hermione G., Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
Last-Minute Reprieve reviews
With less than twenty-four hours to go before Hermione marries Ron Weasley, Headmaster Snape realises that he has to do something or lose the love of his life. It turns out that there's rather more to the situation than he'd thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/24/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Fixed Point reviews
Two years ago, the Dark Lord died. So did Severus Snape. Only someone isn't buying the party line, and when a terrified Draco Malfoy makes a midnight visit to Harry Potter, Harry may learn that nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
The Ballad of Ash and Sam reviews
In A Measure of Peace, Ashley Williams and Samantha Traynor have a thing. This is how that thing happened. Prequel/Companion fic to A Measure of Peace, starts after the Cerberus Coup. Currently rated T, subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ashley W., Samantha T.
Strange Things Happen at Midnight reviews
In which Anders gets a surprise visit.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
In the Shadow of Shanxi reviews
Ashley has lived her life in the shadow of Shanxi. She never thought Virmire would give her the chance to redeem her family name. Written for the July Writing Contest at Aria's
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
Unsent Letters to Shepard reviews
As the title says, letters to Shepard that never get sent. Post-ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
You Do Know How To Whistle, Don't You Garrus? reviews
fill for a kmeme prompt, again :) Can be found here: In which human whistling freaks Garrus out.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Extremely Nigh reviews
Written for a prompt on the kmeme, which can be found here:
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - J. Garson
In Which Garrus and Kasumi Take Charge of Shepard's Wardrobe reviews
Fill for a kmeme request, which can be found here: In which Garrus is a flaming queen.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013
A Measure of Peace reviews
After destroying the Reapers, Shepard is found badly wounded but alive. A message from a surprising source leads her on a quest to save what she'd thought was lost forever. Femshep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Hannah S., Ashley W.
Mindoir Rose reviews
The origins story for Rose Shepard of Shepard's Birthday. When the Mindoir colony is wiped out, Commander Steven Hackett finds himself responsible for the care of the sole survivor. Shepard/Hackett slowmance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2013 - J. Garson, Admiral Hackett
Reprise reviews
When Shepard ends up on the SR-1 after the Citadel, things...don't go well. This story was inspired by servantofclio's magnificent 'Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire' which can be found on AO3 and is really much better than this. Like, LOTS better. You should probably go read that instead.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Shepard's Birthday reviews
What if Shepard didn't have to choose between Kaidan and Garrus? This started out as a one-shot and kind of...grew. Also, may soon acquire an actual plot! Some parts are pretty dark.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Kaidan A.
Reach and Flexibility: The Hackett Way reviews
What happens when Admiral Hackett challenges Garrus and Kaidan to a test of reach and flexibility? This story is based on a dream I had last night. Best dream I ever had. Enjoy :D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Admiral Hackett - Complete
One Hand reviews
Short, random piece. Benezia reflects on her relationship with Saren
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Saren A., Benezia - Complete
The Price of Victory reviews
A drabble I wrote many, many years ago. About my version of the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
Night on the Town reviews
Ever wondered what Jack did after she met up with Shepard at Purgatory? (This is a commission fic, written for the awesome guy who drew my profile picture) Pairing is Jack/OC. If you want to review, that would make me so happy there aren't even any WORDS for how happy I would be :D. I've never written Jack POV so please tell me if you think I got her wrong.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Jack - Complete
Choice reviews
A dabble about choice
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard
Dreams reviews
LI mourning Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard
The Harvest reviews
The reason I will never choose the Control ending
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard