Author's Note: I'm adding one more of these right now because I forgot to mention- for readers of Processes of Revision, that is still my main wip and I'm hoping to update it very soon. In the mean time, please enjoy this utter nonsense, haha. And again, thank you to everyone for reading!
The Right Way to Consume Coffee
Janeway bristled. "It's not that hard! Either drink coffee the right way or don't drink it at all!" She tilted her head back and drank the entire steaming mug of near-boiling dark liquid like it was a shot of tequila.
Chakotay stared. Then shook himself slightly. "Doesn't that hurt?"
She squinted at him, remembering the little admission Seven had let slip during their last conversation. "Yes, that's the point. The weak don't deserve coffee."