Difficult Choices

Once he was sure all was forgiven and he and Kathryn were on good terms again (and he and Seven had both come to their senses- seriously what had happened there?) Chakotay couldn't resist asking:

"Kathryn, if you had to choose between me and coffee, which would you choose?"

To Chakotay, this was a perfectly innocent question.

But Kathryn's smile was just a little too wide. "Chakoffee!" She blinked. "I mean, Coffeetay!" Another blink. "I mean..!"

Silence.

Tuvok took a sip of his tea. "Commander. I do believe you've broken the Captain."

The Doctor came running with a tricorder. "I need fifty CCs of inaprovoline, stat!"