Proposal
The Doctor pouted. "I may be an artistic genius… but at what cost?"
Seven raised a metal eyebrow. "You wrote one terrible manuscript."
The Doctor's pout grew bigger.
"You didn't even do a rewrite, let alone revisions or edits."
The Doctor sniffed.
"And you insulted the entire crew. You deserved the backlash."
The Doctor was silent for a long moment. Then, "Seven, I love you, but that was brutal and now I just have one very important question." He got down on one knee.
Seven tried not to panic.
"Will you be my editor?"